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  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 23,256 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Link to article?
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  • xEGAxBeastkingxxEGAxBeastkingx Sorry about yo damn luck Joined: Posts: 2,259
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    They brought back Ultimate Banzuke??
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  • StarhammerStarhammer The failings of this world fills me with laughter. Joined: Posts: 19,277 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited March 19
    #ATLOrgy was trending on Twitter so I checked it out. Apparantly some dudes got fleeced by paying for some promoted orgy, only to find there weren't any women there. Thing is all dudes. God damn.

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    OMFG. DAMN! I must see links!! I MUST WITNESS THIS LEVEL OF TROLLING WITH MY OWN EYES!!!

    EDIT: saw the link. :rofl: The responses are the gold I wanted, as expected.

    -Starhammer-
    Million wrote: »
    Personally, it warms my heart to see them all suffer for their poor choices. You like the Chris Brown types? How's that occasional domestic violence taste? It's fun learning how to "take a bump" like a WWE superstar, isn't it? Yeah get beat you worthless trash. Get shit on. I want to see you bitches crash and burn forever. It's like I can smell the fragrance of their ruined lives... it fuels the soul.
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?
    mIRC wrote: »
    Julia Stiles came flying out of the womb into the wall. The fuck are you talking about? The doctors had to scrape her off of the wall. Some people merely adopted the wall. She was born in it, molded by it. Pink Floyd made an album prophesizing her birth.

    AV by Rick Ross.
  • StarhammerStarhammer The failings of this world fills me with laughter. Joined: Posts: 19,277 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
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    A2 will never sit on my face.

    considering that's a full android body, that's a good thing. Dat ass..............Would be your last meal.

    speaking of ass....................................
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    Oldie but goodie.

    -Starhammer-
    Million wrote: »
    Personally, it warms my heart to see them all suffer for their poor choices. You like the Chris Brown types? How's that occasional domestic violence taste? It's fun learning how to "take a bump" like a WWE superstar, isn't it? Yeah get beat you worthless trash. Get shit on. I want to see you bitches crash and burn forever. It's like I can smell the fragrance of their ruined lives... it fuels the soul.
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?
    mIRC wrote: »
    Julia Stiles came flying out of the womb into the wall. The fuck are you talking about? The doctors had to scrape her off of the wall. Some people merely adopted the wall. She was born in it, molded by it. Pink Floyd made an album prophesizing her birth.

    AV by Rick Ross.
  • J-rideJ-ride OG Member Joined: Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited March 19
    The best part of that Atl-orgy article was at the end when it talked about the thirsty dudes fighting each other at the sausage party. LOL @ guys booking flights for the event.
    Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all of our miseries.

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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX C.JACKOBE > David Sirloin Joined: Posts: 17,426
    WOMEN ORGY
    MEN ORGY
    HORSE ORGY
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    2016 = "Releasing a Complete Game isn't Street Fighter"
    You wouldn't even understand if I told you.
    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 9,993 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    what, you thought i was gonna miss a revival? get bent :mad:

    Calfturday Revival: The Insiders
    Rebecca Romijn

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    Phoebe Tonkin

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    Britney Spears

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    Ah, a fellow fan of Ms. Tonkin...

    It may be of interest to you then that The Originals is back as of last night. She is one of the major characters on there--she's a wolf/vampire hybrid named "Hailey"...and she actually kicked quite a bit of ass on last night's premiere.

    *I think "The Secret Circle" may still be on Netflix; it's what most people probably know her from. I still wish she would gain at least a little bit of weight...at least some muscle-tone for a feminine athletic build....she would be at her peak potential then, imo.

    *In other news--
    That goddamn PAUL NEWMAN, man.... I just made some simple pasta shells and sauce with parmesan last night, but it was with the Paul Newman spaghetti sauce.... holy shit YES. :wow: I probably won't be going back to Prego anytime soon...and I definitely won't look at Ragu anymore. This sauce changes the game, folks.
  • KeckaKecka Psycho Crushing that booty Joined: Posts: 1,542
    Really? I have eleven days left on the job and you decide now to start lecturing me on proper procedures? Especially since 1) we have the same job so you have no authority to tell me jack shit, and 2) nobody follows procedure because it makes our job harder for no gain for the company. Pretty sure it's just this bitch being salty that I no longer give a fuck.
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  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 9,993 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited March 19
    Holy shit I didn't know the lovely JESSICA STROUP was in this Iron Fist show!! I'm instantly a fan of this show now. :woot:

    First scene she appears--- TIGHT white dress on...and it's slightly see-thru!!! She's looking so delicious here... :wow:

    Her eyes are still a great source of her power, I see... they are magical.
  • Jion_WansuJion_Wansu Joined: Posts: 5,301
    Is this The Fappening 2: A New Age of Heros
  • StarhammerStarhammer The failings of this world fills me with laughter. Joined: Posts: 19,277 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Did you see this coming? I didn't. [/sarcasm]

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    Strange. Nobody wants a troublesome rabble rouser on their team. Surprise overwhelms me.

    -Starhammer-
    Million wrote: »
    Personally, it warms my heart to see them all suffer for their poor choices. You like the Chris Brown types? How's that occasional domestic violence taste? It's fun learning how to "take a bump" like a WWE superstar, isn't it? Yeah get beat you worthless trash. Get shit on. I want to see you bitches crash and burn forever. It's like I can smell the fragrance of their ruined lives... it fuels the soul.
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?
    mIRC wrote: »
    Julia Stiles came flying out of the womb into the wall. The fuck are you talking about? The doctors had to scrape her off of the wall. Some people merely adopted the wall. She was born in it, molded by it. Pink Floyd made an album prophesizing her birth.

    AV by Rick Ross.
  • SlurmzSlurmz I got John Blaze shit. Joined: Posts: 647
    then kiss her

    This. Make sure you use tongue. :tup:
    "So what's the reason for the hating, niggas with dreads/Calling they self gods with white girls named Caitlin/And I'm cool with interracial dating, but I ain't about/To hear no fucking speeches cause I wanna have some bacon" - Phonte
  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 9,993 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Ok yeah the asian broad on this Iron Fist show could get pounced on with the quickness as well.

    Yep, this show had me at hello
  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 9,993 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited March 20
    Oh hell yeah the after-show for Originals has started with a live stream featuring the wonderful Roxy Striar :sweat:

    edit - aha, and it's over (another Dad conversation) just in time for my show Into the Badlands...this show has one of the hottest redheads I've ever seen.
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  • KeckaKecka Psycho Crushing that booty Joined: Posts: 1,542
    then kiss her

    Not really my type. Short squat chicks are a pain when you're a tall lanky dude. Also, at one point she went on a rant about how sex toys were a sign that you had a horrible sex life and anyone who owned them should be embarrassed, so I feel she'd be boring to fuck too. She can stick with her boyfriend.
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    Xrd: Fucking nobody and everybody, but I like Elphelt, Sin, Raven and Ramlethal a little more than others
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  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 35,236 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    i see trollbook startin early.
    FREE Stuart "StuMiz" Hayden

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  • angelpalmangelpalm Pancakes are delicious yo Joined: Posts: 22,701 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Rape statistics are all fake guys, except when it's muslims and ni664rs.
  • SNAAAAKESNAAAAKE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? Joined: Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    ni664rs :rofl:
    you must defeat my Shen Long to receive the reward

  • Bomberman3000Bomberman3000 The Headshaker Joined: Posts: 1,952
    Pertho wrote: »
    First thing in the morning:

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    Well today is gonna be an interesting day.

    How the hell do you come across this shit?
    "What Strength!!
    But Don't forget,
    There are many guys like you, all over the world!!!"

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  • axeman61axeman61 My Baby Blue. Joined: Posts: 4,421
    It's just now re-occurred to me that Dave Chappelle is dropping TWO Netflix specials tomorrow. Not sure if I'm ready, or if I'll ever be ready.
    "I want to find an honest [president]. Some guy who's just going to get on TV and be like 'Look, in order for this whole thing to work, at least two-thirds of you need to just go to the beach and walk into the ocean.'"
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX C.JACKOBE > David Sirloin Joined: Posts: 17,426
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    How you need to start that day. Or else you cant SGS without the Goku. :coffee:
    1999 = "A Game with Parries isn't Street Fighter"
    2016 = "Releasing a Complete Game isn't Street Fighter"
    You wouldn't even understand if I told you.
    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 4,311
    how da fuck did you find Akuma in the background of a random cartoon?
  • Bomberman3000Bomberman3000 The Headshaker Joined: Posts: 1,952
    StockyJam wrote: »
    how da fuck did you find Akuma in the background of a random cartoon?

    The Street Fighter V (Victory) anime. Series took its own take on everything SF2, and was pretty decent.
    Akuma, though, ended up being a cameo in every other episode in the background doing random stuff.
    "What Strength!!
    But Don't forget,
    There are many guys like you, all over the world!!!"

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  • BB_HoodyBB_Hoody Nice plane you have there. Be a Shame if something went wrong in flight and it crashed Joined: Posts: 4,423
    edited March 20
    jimmy1200 wrote: »
    Pertho wrote: »
    First thing in the morning:

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    Well today is gonna be an interesting day.

    Only a stupid white bitch would say some dumb shit like that. Tell that to emmitt till, central park five, and the thousands of other black men that have had to catch that racist L because worthless white bitches was lying on they name.

    Crackas running wild in America.
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    I'm sure her sheltered ass coming from likely a well to do family that never has to be exposed to such realities wouldn't even know who emmitt till was. Because if she did she wouldn't have posted that non sense.
  • StarhammerStarhammer The failings of this world fills me with laughter. Joined: Posts: 19,277 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Monday funnies?

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    Now cry bullies. You asked for it, now you too must take the medicine.

    -Starhammer-
    Million wrote: »
    Personally, it warms my heart to see them all suffer for their poor choices. You like the Chris Brown types? How's that occasional domestic violence taste? It's fun learning how to "take a bump" like a WWE superstar, isn't it? Yeah get beat you worthless trash. Get shit on. I want to see you bitches crash and burn forever. It's like I can smell the fragrance of their ruined lives... it fuels the soul.
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?
    mIRC wrote: »
    Julia Stiles came flying out of the womb into the wall. The fuck are you talking about? The doctors had to scrape her off of the wall. Some people merely adopted the wall. She was born in it, molded by it. Pink Floyd made an album prophesizing her birth.

    AV by Rick Ross.
  • PerthoPertho The Runed One Joined: Posts: 21,122 mod
    Discord servers are down!

    Long live SRK!
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    "Oh, Pertho. You complete me."
    jimmy1200 wrote: »
    pertho attacked me first, saying i get all my life tips from 106th and park.
  • NinetiesArcadeNinetiesArcade Joined: Posts: 1,249
    Starhammer wrote: »
    Monday funnies?

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    Now cry bullies. You asked for it, now you too must take the medicine.
    -Starhammer-

    LMFAO! This will either further enflame the interwebz or chillax things like

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    Either way
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  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 23,256 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    If this guy is still alive, he must transfer schools to another country.

    This is offensive.
  • The EpidemicThe Epidemic Archduke Caramel Adonis Joined: Posts: 9,734
    Damn nigga got duffel bagged...On that unforgiving cafeteria floor. Yknow his insides are bleeding right now lmao. Shit..smh
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  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 23,256 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    That guy is definitely gonna be shitting out an organ later that day. There's just no way he took two slams and walked away like that. He's not Gumby.
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