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  • CyntalanCyntalan Joined: Posts: 8,331 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Don't forget the part 2 - that has the Super Metroid race cringe.

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  • Tekno VirusTekno Virus small man big strength Joined: Posts: 8,653

    BJJ Snip

    You still doing Judo or BJJ or whatevs it was you were doing?
    I signed up for 2 pretty big tournaments coming up in the next 2 months. I'm travelling to US to play in Detroit next month and then the big Canadian University (U of T) tournament.

    It's pretty cool, my club is a pretty wealthy club so they are paying for my entrance it to a few of the tournaments since I'm a 'competitor'. I'm pretty happy. Played with Team Canada last week. So hard.... they're way better than I think I ever will be.

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  • SNAAAAKESNAAAAKE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? Joined: Posts: 13,094 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited January 17
    Id like to apologize to whoever actually drew the original version lol. I "vectored" them and added my own swirl so it fits the *cough paid* project I am working on.
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  • The MartianThe Martian We Out Here. Joined: Posts: 12,174

    This nigga just smelled seat on stream. Hail the perv God

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  • SNAAAAKESNAAAAKE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? Joined: Posts: 13,094 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG

    nice broccoli
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  • Icy Black DeepIcy Black Deep Still training... Joined: Posts: 1,430
    BB_Hoody wrote: »
    Pizza Hut is the Pizza Masterace. Well as far as pizza chains go.

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    Apparently they're only in Wisconsin these days.
    New Jersey
  • PterodactylPterodactyl The time has come and so have I Joined: Posts: 7,194
    odin wrote:
    Happy posthumous bday to one of the GOAT stunners.

    Still one of the most beautiful song ever IMO

    spread'em
  • axeman61axeman61 My Baby Blue. Joined: Posts: 4,693
    edited January 18

    This nigga just smelled seat on stream. Hail the perv God

    WOW. Her pussy didn't even get time to breathe the fresh air before he was huffing that seat. Nigga didn't drop anything, almost trip on shoe laces he untied, or even spill some water on the seat by "accident" to create a reason to crouch down. He just went straight for the fumes.

    Anyway, I just bought Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2 on Amazon Video. Then I had a hunch and looked in my collection to find I had them on DVD already. My response was a resounding "meh." Any of you guys doing stuff like that? Buying stuff to stream you already have just to not pull out a disc?
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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,353 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I can watch my DVDs without Internet access
    My DVDs will still be here in 25 years
    I can copy my DVDs and always have a backup of them.
    I don't need a password for my DVDs
    My DVDs don't have to buffer

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
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  • axeman61axeman61 My Baby Blue. Joined: Posts: 4,693
    I'm not throwing out the DVDs. I was just unintentionally lazy and didn't care.

    Kind of on the note of streaming, does anyone know of a way in Netflix to say you're "Not Interested" in something (kind of like Youtube has)? Early last year, I watched ten seconds of a comedy special in a foreign language before realizing it was in a foreign language and clicking off. Netflix is still throwing foreign comedy specials my way.
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    -Bill Burr.
  • angelpalmangelpalm Stop enjoying things Joined: Posts: 23,594 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Heh there will never be vids like that featuring calves or feet and thank the good lord jesus for that. Bless.
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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,353 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I think liking legs and/or feet is a far cry from sniffing someone's chair... Not hatin' jus' sayin'.

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

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  • angelpalmangelpalm Stop enjoying things Joined: Posts: 23,594 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Someone sniffed a chair?
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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,353 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Best pizza place:

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    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

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    Official 'Kevin Witness'
    Achievement unlocked! Offered drugs to a SRKer in real life
  • angelpalmangelpalm Stop enjoying things Joined: Posts: 23,594 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    White girls wanting that bbc?


    That happens every day :coffee:
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  • BBQBBQ ピンクゾーン Joined: Posts: 3,663
    If that video wasn't enough, the comment section..
  • Dangerous JDangerous J Clinicals now!! Joined: Posts: 9,809 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    You've come a long way, Blurr...

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  • P. GorathP. Gorath @ButtonMashLA Joined: Posts: 6,759 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    How am I supposed to figure out whether to get a PS Pro or Slim? It seems like for every "pro" there is a con. Some games run better, but other games run worse? I don't plan on getting a 4k tv anytime soon...
  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 36,297 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    angelpalm wrote: »
    White girls wanting that bbc?


    That happens every day :coffee:

    85% of the reason i get dates in this state
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  • Dangerous JDangerous J Clinicals now!! Joined: Posts: 9,809 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    maxx wrote: »
    angelpalm wrote: »
    White girls wanting that bbc?


    That happens every day :coffee:

    85% of the reason i get dates in this state

    We all know Maxx loves that crushed velvet.



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  • PterodactylPterodactyl The time has come and so have I Joined: Posts: 7,194
    edited January 18
    Starhammer wrote: »
    So there's a subreddit that's just chicks(with proof) offering to give blowjobs for free as long as you meet their varying standards and are tested and clean. And are either nearby or willing to travel of course.
    82Pr98cl.jpg

    We're living in a magical era.

    nine months later, they get a call informing them of their pending child support payments. Welcome to Spermjackers: The series.

    -Starhammer-

    That could be any hook-up.

    This one just happens to revolve around you getting your dick sucked, unquestionably.

    It's the apex of online dating.

    "Mom, dad, how did you two meet?" Your kids would say in the future.

    "Well, I was browsing a meet-and-fuck site and she said she'd suck the soul out of my body as long as I showered first and looked half-decent, and it was history from there."

    This is the future our ancestors dreamed of.
    spread'em
  • InfernomanInfernoman Bro as Hell Joined: Posts: 9,315
    maxx wrote: »
    angelpalm wrote: »
    White girls wanting that bbc?


    That happens every day :coffee:

    85% of the reason i get dates in this state

    I read that as I glanced over your AV and the quote you added and assumed by using that phrase is how you get the other 15% I take it.
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  • dab00gdab00g Joined: Posts: 20,441
    edited January 18
    Why would you sniff a chair thousands of asses have been on that chair?

    But you take a look at dude and he looks like a fucking mole
    Starhammer wrote: »
    So there's a subreddit that's just chicks(with proof) offering to give blowjobs for free as long as you meet their varying standards and are tested and clean. And are either nearby or willing to travel of course.
    82Pr98cl.jpg

    We're living in a magical era.

    nine months later, they get a call informing them of their pending child support payments. Welcome to Spermjackers: The series.

    -Starhammer-

    That could be any hook-up.

    This one just happens to revolve around you getting your dick sucked, unquestionably.

    It's the apex of online dating.

    "Mom, dad, how did you two meet?" Your kids would say in the future.

    "Well, I was browsing a meet-and-fuck site and she said she'd suck the soul out of my body as long as I showered first and looked half-decent, and it was history from there."

    This is the future our ancestors dreamed of.

    He is a guy making excuses for him not getting pussy

    He is the guy waiting for sex bots because he will never be with a woman
  • pedoviejopedoviejo Thuggin in da Kitchen Joined: Posts: 13,848
    Xvideos wrote: »
    This also happened on MLK day (maybe? the video was released on world star yesterday).


    I really thought it was gonna br a white dude.

    Lofl, i could just imagine the meme shit this guy believes in.
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  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,534 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited January 18
    Xvideos wrote: »
    This also happened on MLK day (maybe? the video was released on world star yesterday).

    Y'know, I wouldn't mind seeing a bitch like that just get beaten to death while his camera gets it all on video....that stupid little piece of trash kinda sounds like a closet-case "down-low" bitch anyway...like he might want to swap places with that white girl.

    I get tired of being so damn "censored" in life, y'know..? There are times when I'd really just like to crush the damn life out of something or someone....just beat them over and over until they are destroyed and barely even recognizeable as something that was once living.....and of course that's one of the many things we are not supposed to say out loud.
  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX DBGT non canon > maxxvatar OVA Joined: Posts: 17,874
    Hecatom wrote: »
    Fuck.
    I can't believe that Regular Show ended :shake:

    & only DVD box sets = the first 3?

    With the 2nd one being bad copy. Then they DGAF about making the rest, like the Tv show 3rd Watch. :tdown:
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  • angelpalmangelpalm Stop enjoying things Joined: Posts: 23,594 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Both of them dudes are soft as fuck. Probably srgayers.
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  • Icy Black DeepIcy Black Deep Still training... Joined: Posts: 1,430
    This is the future our ancestors dreamed of.

    It occurs to me that this was basically in Logan's Run.
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