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  • ManxManx Good waifu head Joined: Posts: 21,860 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Waifus make waifus:

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    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
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  • InfernomanInfernoman Bro as Hell Joined: Posts: 8,882
    Yo Dawg I heard you like waifus...so we have waifus makin' you waifus!

    Also bots are back...
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  • Jion_WansuJion_Wansu Joined: Posts: 5,301
    New Thailand stage better have the bells from this:

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  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 4,303
    edited April 20
    really? i havent even seen her um page yet.
    i m still waiting for the request. to get granted. i'll check it out. i found the pic on another profile. i'll find out if
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  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 35,236 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    ......wtf kinda traps you got in your area. cause she def dont look like it
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  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 4,303
    maybe he sayin that cuz her eyebrows are bit bushy and her jaw is a tad wide. i dont see it regarding her bod. or hands.
    cant...see...adams apple, just...yet.
    i saw another pic tho of her. sideways. nice. here it is.
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    i wonder if anyone still visits the hot blh girl thread on image mishmash anymore ever since everyone just posts up pics of hot chicks in the lounge these days.
    since we have to.
    since the lounge is dead.
    cuz motherfuckin discord.
    lounge use to be so good back in the day.
    5 pages in a weekend.
    now. slow dribble. lounge got old.
  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 4,303
    thats deep
  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 4,303
    edited April 20
    here is another instagram girl
    name
    yinettbaez
    i think from DominicanRepublic
    ignore the stupid duckfacing she doing. body is deadly tho.
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    she taped her underboob to avoid instagram violations of use i think.
  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge MAD STRUGGLE Joined: Posts: 15,914
    Even if it isn't a trap that whole getup is a glaring:
    Dem titties doe
    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

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  • odinodin the final solution Joined: Posts: 14,880 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited April 20
    Even though I went to catholic schools my entire life, that's one denomination of christianity that doesn't look down on science.
    Which is why it makes me happy when I see this.

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/ecsd-vaccinations-sex-education-religion-1.4075067
  • DJBLKKZAND94DJBLKKZAND94 DJ/Fighter/Scratcher and Killer Joined: Posts: 184
    edited April 21
    StockyJam wrote: »
    maybe he sayin that cuz her eyebrows are bit bushy and her jaw is a tad wide. i dont see it regarding her bod. or hands.
    cant...see...adams apple, just...yet.
    i saw another pic tho of her. sideways. nice. here it is.
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    i wonder if anyone still visits the hot blh girl thread on image mishmash anymore ever since everyone just posts up pics of hot chicks in the lounge these days.
    since we have to.
    since the lounge is dead.
    cuz motherfuckin discord.
    lounge use to be so good back in the day.
    5 pages in a weekend.
    now. slow dribble. lounge got old.

    Whoa those thighs are JUICED! is that all her?!
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  • Negative-Zer0Negative-Zer0 Joined: Posts: 9,329
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    I swear to god reddit is just a bunch of fake stories so people with fetishes can jack off. This can't be real
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  • BiousBious Seasons Greetings Joined: Posts: 10,864
    Happy 4/20 Everyone!

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  • po pimpuspo pimpus Let's Hit the Climax! Joined: Posts: 22,751
    Lol Bious got jailed... Can't even shit on motherfuckers here on $RK: Baby Soft Edition...
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  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 23,256 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Well I know the shit talk was directed at me but I don't even know what he said to get tossed in the slammer.
    This is offensive.
  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 4,303
    he's been here 8 years and i've never noticed him till now.
  • white shadowwhite shadow WHAT'S MY NAME NYUKAH?!!! Joined: Posts: 13,206 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I know this is just some super rehashed cash grab but damn:

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    I think Daigo should take a break from SFV, play this and be a family man.
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  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 4,303
    i think that girl nora.carolina deleted or changed her instagram from gettin blown up by thirsty dudes like me cuz i cant find her page anymore.
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    The Gates of Creation are manifold. I vow to enter them all.
    Dellusions are inexhaustible.
    I vow to end them all.
    Sentient beings are numberless.
    I vow to save them all.

    The Kree Way is SUPREME.
  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge MAD STRUGGLE Joined: Posts: 15,914
    I know this is just some super rehashed cash grab but damn:
    Can we get color edit for SFV? Real talk.
    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

    They should. I won't. I advocate setting the world on fire. But morons who actually like it, benefit from society, would do well to thank you and men like you for not visiting hell upon them.

    "You don't know what it's like to hate. To have your entire life become nothing more than an expression of hate. Nothing else matters. Nothing else can compare. Or taste as sweet."
  • po pimpuspo pimpus Let's Hit the Climax! Joined: Posts: 22,751
    I know this is just some super rehashed cash grab but damn:
    Can we get color edit for SFV? Real talk.

    Why would you wish the eye cancer that you know people are gonna create upon us?
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  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge MAD STRUGGLE Joined: Posts: 15,914
    po pimpus wrote: »
    I know this is just some super rehashed cash grab but damn:
    Can we get color edit for SFV? Real talk.

    Why would you wish the eye cancer that you know people are gonna create upon us?

    Because I hate humanity. Your pain gives me strength!
    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

    They should. I won't. I advocate setting the world on fire. But morons who actually like it, benefit from society, would do well to thank you and men like you for not visiting hell upon them.

    "You don't know what it's like to hate. To have your entire life become nothing more than an expression of hate. Nothing else matters. Nothing else can compare. Or taste as sweet."
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  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 4,303
    you say that like its a bad thing. bring on the fake big butts!
  • BiousBious Seasons Greetings Joined: Posts: 10,864
    StockyJam wrote: »
    he's been here 8 years and i've never noticed him till now.

    Who this?
  • BBQBBQ ピンクゾーン Joined: Posts: 3,574
    Happy 420, I would blaze but the herb here is terrible.
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  • Machineking1313Machineking1313 Infamous User Joined: Posts: 1,425
    Hey guys, I am just curious here, but what is the fattest kid you ever saw? Like, not at a circus, but like at a Walmart?

    I know for me, first off, there are big people everywhere. Especially in the South. I'll be first to admit in Ravensdale out in the woods, there are some real big people, even out in the mountains. I remember I was at a friends place, years ago, like 10 years ago. He had a cousin, who was like 10 at the time, and he was real big, he fell back in the door, I haven't thought about this in years! Anyways, he was really fat and he was standing in front of the screen door and he fell back into it. You know, hard for him to stand up, big people, just wobble over, its hard to carry that all around, its difficult! He went back, and his whole rear end filled up that bottom screen! He couldn't get the screen off his ass. He couldn't get up either because he couldn't pick up the weight of himself but also because that door was still stuck to his ass! Hahaha! That was one of the best Thanksgivings or Christmases, or birthdays, whatever it was, I have ever been too. I'll never forget laughing at that.

    I think I laughed so hard that I sprayed whatever I was drinking, probably an RC Cola, all over this woman, hahaha! That was the fattest little boy I ever saw! He actually lost weight, he never got skinny, but after that, I'd say he lost about 30 or 40 lbs, that is a lot for a youngin, but he was still big but not big BIG. Which is good, so if me laughing at him, probably saved his life a little bit.

    That kid's mom at the time was shacked up with district manager of JC Penny's and she was gone, and his dad was on the road, I can't remember if he was drunk or at church. The fat kid was living with his grannie at the time and she was working all the time and dating around a lot. His grannie had just won that butter contest, so he was just eating butter. She would come down to the beer mart in Ravensdale, she would have a ton of butter in the back of her Subaru Outback. She said if we got hungry, we could help ourselves to the butter and the beer mart owner could sell some if he needed the extra money.

    The beer mart owner would give us snacks but that fat kid wanted that butter. It wasn't a hardship, it wasn't like the only thing his grannie had to eat was butter, it was just that the kid really liked butter. I remember adults asking him if he wanted something warm to eat, like a burger but he would say no and just run on back to the cooler and get more butter. He would just get a fistful of butter. All he wanted was the butter.

    It was great for the kid from my understanding. It wasn't like his grannie won the contest and that was all she let him eat. He came to his grannie's house craving butter, trying to get butter whenever he could and then she won that butter contest, and then suddenly there was just butter everywhere. It was probably a dream come true situation until he got so fat. I can tell you all there was no shortage of butter around Ravensdale for a long time, a couple of years for sure.

    I wish I could report to you all that this fat kid, who is now a fat young adult, does not even want to see butter now but he still wants that butter. He probably wants some butter right now. You can put a little butter on whatever you want, like a pancake or biscuits, but he would just eat it like a candy bar. He would put the whole stick in his mouth. Or he would just scoop it out of the tub. His grannie had butter in all forms, sticks, tubs, spray butter, you name it.

    Anyways, go ahead and post about the fattest kid you ever saw. I look forward to these posts!
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  • nikeSBstunna89nikeSBstunna89 WOLVES Joined: Posts: 1,432
    Just got the call from the homies. Smoke sesh at 8 and we all have weed. Yee!
  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 4,303
    Fake butts are gross. Just like fake tits. Also pretty dumb coming from a guy who constantly decries doctors for doing things they shouldn't.

    Down with fakery!!!!

    may i present...
    LissaAires
    her lips are fake, her tits are fake, and her ass is fake. oh..so is her american accent too. she's british/argentinean.
    but yunno what?
    who fuckin cares.
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    i actually have her phone number. i actually texted her while she was doing a show while she was webcamming on Camsoda. it was interesting seeing her react to my pervy text while she was live on cam. sorta surreal.
    thinking about maybe banging. but right now i'm in love with the perfect girl so...prob not.

  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 4,303
    Bious wrote: »
    StockyJam wrote: »
    he's been here 8 years and i've never noticed him till now.

    Who this?

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    have a Snickers bruh.
  • StarhammerStarhammer The failings of this world fills me with laughter. Joined: Posts: 19,268 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    BB_Hoody wrote: »
    So I opened a Etrade investing account. Starting with a 1000 bucks which will be available in the account to invest on the 25th. Been watching this channel on Youtube to get some basic knowledge on investing and where to start.
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    I've been watching him for the past week. To say he is quite inspiring as well as informative is an understatement. I hadn't posted his stuff in the finance thread yet.

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    Million wrote: »
    Personally, it warms my heart to see them all suffer for their poor choices. You like the Chris Brown types? How's that occasional domestic violence taste? It's fun learning how to "take a bump" like a WWE superstar, isn't it? Yeah get beat you worthless trash. Get shit on. I want to see you bitches crash and burn forever. It's like I can smell the fragrance of their ruined lives... it fuels the soul.
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?
    mIRC wrote: »
    Julia Stiles came flying out of the womb into the wall. The fuck are you talking about? The doctors had to scrape her off of the wall. Some people merely adopted the wall. She was born in it, molded by it. Pink Floyd made an album prophesizing her birth.

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  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 4,303
    i cant help my tastes.
    i like my girls with unnatural extreme curves and are plastically.
    its cuz my moms wanted a daughter and raised me like a girl. wearing dresses, long hair and stuff.
    she bought me Barbies, not G. I. Joes.

    ...

    i have issues.
  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 4,303
    edited April 21
    besides. i'd much rather bang the girls i post than the girls the majority of yall like. like those Emma Watson types.
    wtf am i gonna do with a girl with no body?
    my dick demands more. skinny bony girls with pristine perfect faces dont turn me on. that whole Glamour magazine 5th ave model types are so boooooring. i need more scandalous extreme looking girls.
    i dont like feeling hard pelvic bone while i'm fucking. i need soft and pillowy thighs ass and hips. i need tits not rib cage with just nipples on it.

    ...

    i'd still hit Emma tho. cuz. reasons.
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