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  • Black_JaguarBlack_Jaguar Mad skill Joined: Posts: 6,773
    Negaduck wrote: »
    Negaduck wrote: »
    Thanks for the helpful responses guys!
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    Just buy some boxes?

    Don't feel like spending money on the game really, also I feel like that would take away from earning a box for me.

    You get the same amount of experience for completing a game of Lucioball, and those games take 4 minutes. So overall playing that in a session will level you faster.
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    Speaking of the Fappening tho, I was largely unimpressed until I saw Rhianna. Tied by the Lord himself, boy that girl's balloon knot was heavensent :love:

    Doable, but I'll never be able to look at her as any more than a woman having a stroke on wax in that new song with Drake.

    I'll never be able to look at her as any more than a cheating, lying dirty skank whore who gave her man Herpes, and then played the victim game after he flipped out over it.

    She got off light.

    Fuck that infectious weeping sores toting bitch with a blowtorch.
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • Jack_FrostJack_Frost M.C Joined: Posts: 6,316
    Xvideos wrote: »
    “You better get the f--- out of here you n----r lover, you ain’t welcome here,” the man told Zimmerman before punching him and breaking his glasses.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/zimmerman-punched-bragging-killing-trayvon-martin-article-1.2739089

    That's the weirdest insult for George Zimmerman ever.

    never wished death on someone before but he's probably gonna be the first. I really hate him
    There aren't 50 hours in a 5 day span...
    CRYING
  • Exodus.Exodus. Joined: Posts: 7,016
    Pertho wrote: »
    If you have a problem you're getting:

    Keedy Black on the track, with Black Biggie Black.
    gl hf dd ka.
  • The DamnedThe Damned Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? Joined: Posts: 10,597 mod
    (You never have? That's a shame.)

    You should wish death on people more, Jack_Frost. It's fun.

    I know this election has me wishing death on more people than usual.

    Xvideos wrote: »
    “You better get the f--- out of here you n----r lover, you ain’t welcome here,” the man told Zimmerman before punching him and breaking his glasses.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/zimmerman-punched-bragging-killing-trayvon-martin-article-1.2739089

    That's the weirdest insult for George Zimmerman ever.

    You're acting like racists are ever rational with their insults and all-around "logic" in most instances though, which is a mistake. By Hades, we just had a first-hand account of this given @The_Dragon's racist little outburst a few weeks ago when that Dallas shooting happened and the warped reasoning he gave for thinking all blacks should be shifted back to Africa with the faulty statistics to "back it up".

    That said, I'm still a bit surprised that Zimmerman is alive at this point--not that I care about him.
    "Well, see, the real magic isn't believing in yourself. The real magic is manipulating people by telling them to believe in themselves. The more you believe, the less you check facts."
    - Oglaf's Vanka in "Conviction"

    "Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty."
    - P. G. Wodehouse
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    edited August 2016
    Pertho wrote: »
    This place is to discuss whether or not you tip a hooker who ate your ass.

    I WAS TRYING TO KEEP YOU ANONYMOUS, DAMMIT.

    Try harder.

    That's what she he said, eh Cor?
    We know it was really a question. And you said "Okay Kayo."
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • ManxManx Do yo feet stink? Joined: Posts: 22,028 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    @The Damned Check and see if your sound is working on your laptop and check back with me ASAP.

    I need to test something...

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
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  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    DoctaMario wrote: »
    2.Tekno has upped his posting game
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    The Damned wrote: »
    Anyway, now that we're on a new page, I have to ask: What's so apparently loathsome about Hope Solo that you guys are on side of football hooligans of the sides to be on?
    she doesn't wipe properly.

    i mean, i'd still hit it...

    I must have missed those pics...

    I am not Million, so I'll cope.

    You would LIKE to think a person would WASH before snapping booty pics... much less a female.
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • The DamnedThe Damned Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? Joined: Posts: 10,597 mod
    Manx wrote: »
    @The Damned Check and see if your sound is working on your laptop and check back with me ASAP.

    I need to test something...

    :tup:

    @Manx - It isn't again at present, though it's been intermittently working more and more as of late, which I choose to view as only a bad thing. Last time that speakers in this thing were working audibly of their own accord was, I think, five days ago or so. Otherwise I'm just using the USB Soundcard again with headphones as I have been basically all year.
    "Well, see, the real magic isn't believing in yourself. The real magic is manipulating people by telling them to believe in themselves. The more you believe, the less you check facts."
    - Oglaf's Vanka in "Conviction"

    "Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty."
    - P. G. Wodehouse
  • Shaft AgentShaft Agent https://discord.gg/F4ZmxDu Joined: Posts: 9,111 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited August 2016
    Azure wrote: »
    DoctaMario wrote: »
    2.Tekno has upped his posting game
    Jm7eEex.gif
    The Damned wrote: »
    Anyway, now that we're on a new page, I have to ask: What's so apparently loathsome about Hope Solo that you guys are on side of football hooligans of the sides to be on?
    she doesn't wipe properly.

    i mean, i'd still hit it...

    I must have missed those pics...

    I am not Million, so I'll cope.

    You would LIKE to think a person would WASH before snapping booty pics... much less a female.

    sometimes you just gotta show people your asshole.

    sometimes there's no time to wait

    sometimes


    i just found out AllNaturalKO got implants. the dream is dead, fam. :sad:
    Forget trying to pass for normal. Follow your geekdom. Embrace nerditude. In the immortal words of Lafcadio Hearn, a geek of incredible obscurity whose work is still in print after a hundred years, “Woo the muse of the odd.” You may be a geek. You may have geek written all over you. You should aim to be one geek they’ll never forget. Don’t aim to be civilized. Don’t hope that straight people will keep you on as some sort of pet. To hell with them. You should fully realize what society has made of you and take a terrible revenge. Get weird. Get way weird. Get dangerously weird. Get sophisticatedly, thoroughly weird, and don’t do it halfway. Put every ounce of horsepower you have behind it. Don’t become a well-rounded person. Well-rounded people are smooth and dull. Become a thoroughly spiky person. Grow spikes from every angle. Stick in their throats like a pufferfish. -Bruce Sterling
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    Azure wrote: »
    DoctaMario wrote: »
    2.Tekno has upped his posting game
    Jm7eEex.gif
    The Damned wrote: »
    Anyway, now that we're on a new page, I have to ask: What's so apparently loathsome about Hope Solo that you guys are on side of football hooligans of the sides to be on?
    she doesn't wipe properly.

    i mean, i'd still hit it...

    I must have missed those pics...

    I am not Million, so I'll cope.

    You would LIKE to think a person would WASH before snapping booty pics... much less a female.

    sometimes you just gotta show people your asshole.

    sometimes there's no time to wait

    sometimes


    i just found out AllNaturalKO got implants. the dream is dead, fam. :sad:

    Mine is always clean.

    I shit on the regular.

    Breakfast + 3 cups of coffee, SRK whilst squatting, shower, dress, on with the day.
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • Black_JaguarBlack_Jaguar Mad skill Joined: Posts: 6,773
    @Negaduck @po pimpus @SWBeta @Pterodactyl

    Have you guys seen this Lost Soul Aside game? I don't know how this completely flew under my radar, but it has my total attention now

  • Tekno VirusTekno Virus small man big strength Joined: Posts: 8,565
    This new job I'm doing is cake. This lawn care equipment company pays me to drive prototype lawnmowers up and down a field for 8 hours a day while I listen to podcasts. I didn't even have the blades on for the first 6 hours today. Speaking of which you guys got any good podcasts for working? I can use headphones so it doesn't matter if it's nsfw. I've been listening to Sleepycast and Co-optional Podcast

    Joe Rogan podcast and Dan Carlin =P
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    I vow to end them all.
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    I vow to save them all.

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  • ManxManx Do yo feet stink? Joined: Posts: 22,028 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    The Damned wrote: »
    Manx wrote: »
    @The Damned Check and see if your sound is working on your laptop and check back with me ASAP.

    I need to test something...

    :tup:

    @Manx - It isn't again at present, though it's been intermittently working more and more as of late, which I choose to view as only a bad thing. Last time that speakers in this thing were working audibly of their own accord was, I think, five days ago or so. Otherwise I'm just using the USB Soundcard again with headphones as I have been basically all year.

    Okay, just checking.

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

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  • po pimpuspo pimpus Let's Hit the Climax! Joined: Posts: 23,972
    @Negaduck @po pimpus @SWBeta @Pterodactyl

    Have you guys seen this Lost Soul Aside game? I don't know how this completely flew under my radar, but it has my total attention now

    1. Nigga, you are at least a week late.

    2. The dude is making it by himself, and said he doesn't plan on finishing it anytime soon.

    3. Sony and Epic Games have approached him with offers, meaning that if he takes them, the game will probably be made to suck due to their meddling.

    I think that covers everything.
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  • Shaft AgentShaft Agent https://discord.gg/F4ZmxDu Joined: Posts: 9,111 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited August 2016
    Azure wrote: »
    Azure wrote: »
    DoctaMario wrote: »
    2.Tekno has upped his posting game
    Jm7eEex.gif
    The Damned wrote: »
    Anyway, now that we're on a new page, I have to ask: What's so apparently loathsome about Hope Solo that you guys are on side of football hooligans of the sides to be on?
    she doesn't wipe properly.

    i mean, i'd still hit it...

    I must have missed those pics...

    I am not Million, so I'll cope.

    You would LIKE to think a person would WASH before snapping booty pics... much less a female.

    sometimes you just gotta show people your asshole.

    sometimes there's no time to wait

    sometimes


    i just found out AllNaturalKO got implants. the dream is dead, fam. :sad:

    Mine is always clean.

    I shit on the regular.

    Breakfast + 3 cups of coffee, SRK whilst squatting, shower, dress, on with the day.

    sir, not only does her livelihood depend on her being a spaz, her entire team relies on it also. "i'll just calmly trot towards the ball before it hits the net-" NOPE that's not happenin'.

    AHH! *block*
    AHYHHH *block*

    "good job, Hope! we won!"

    "aaaaaAAAAAHHHHI'MGONNATAKEPICSOFMYASSHOLE!"

    "you haven't even showe-"

    AAAAAAAAAAAAA *snap*
    AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH *snap*

    explosive


    FIGG FRIDAYS

    Forget trying to pass for normal. Follow your geekdom. Embrace nerditude. In the immortal words of Lafcadio Hearn, a geek of incredible obscurity whose work is still in print after a hundred years, “Woo the muse of the odd.” You may be a geek. You may have geek written all over you. You should aim to be one geek they’ll never forget. Don’t aim to be civilized. Don’t hope that straight people will keep you on as some sort of pet. To hell with them. You should fully realize what society has made of you and take a terrible revenge. Get weird. Get way weird. Get dangerously weird. Get sophisticatedly, thoroughly weird, and don’t do it halfway. Put every ounce of horsepower you have behind it. Don’t become a well-rounded person. Well-rounded people are smooth and dull. Become a thoroughly spiky person. Grow spikes from every angle. Stick in their throats like a pufferfish. -Bruce Sterling
  • orochizoolanderorochizoolander 2LANDER! Joined: Posts: 15,625
    This new job I'm doing is cake. This lawn care equipment company pays me to drive prototype lawnmowers up and down a field for 8 hours a day while I listen to podcasts. I didn't even have the blades on for the first 6 hours today. Speaking of which you guys got any good podcasts for working? I can use headphones so it doesn't matter if it's nsfw. I've been listening to Sleepycast and Co-optional Podcast

    Giant Bombcast
    Filmspotting
    Guys we fucked (2 slutty bitches talking about Larry David tier situations)
    P. gorath said: seriously though, it really crystalized how much better mvc3 is than that game. "Oh look, commando vs. 3 characters...this will be excitin--zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzz"
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    Serious topics get discussed on Aris' stream, like whether Akuma is black or not.

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  • NickRocksNickRocks SATSUI NO SABU Joined: Posts: 22,516
    theres some really talented digital artists on instagram

    its a shame digital art looks so same-y. going to take some oil painting classes. the fanart scene is wide open to be BTFO with some actual analog art
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    If people have honest questions about why I gave somebody a timeout when being on SRK was causing him to physically harm himself, you can PM me. I think I was pretty straight-forward about it here.

    How come they can make a sequel to Ghostbusters but not to Devil's Advocate? That doesn't seem fair. I feel like we need to follow Christabella's story arc.

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  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 19,727 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Preppy wrote: »

    How come they can make a sequel to Ghostbusters but not to Devil's Advocate? That doesn't seem fair. I feel like we need to follow Christabella's story arc.

    Because the Devil must make way for the true evil.

    -Starhammer-
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  • Black_JaguarBlack_Jaguar Mad skill Joined: Posts: 6,773
    Those oil pictures remind me another chance to try out Ni-Oh is happening this month. The beta is coming in a few weeks.
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    The Devil's Advocate is one of the GOAT movies that still holds up today.

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    Lets start this Friday right.



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  • The DamnedThe Damned Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? Joined: Posts: 10,597 mod
    edited August 2016
    (Haha. Ritcher looks almost evil in that picture.)

    I know it's a work in-progress, but that Lost Souls Aside game currently looks and sounds generic in the nicest way possible. Only thing missing are the generic white guy protagonist and some forced female love interest, whether dead or alive (or Dead or Alive).

    This reminds me: How did people find that Ni-Oh game demo? It looks interesting, but I'm not going to have a PS4 anytime soon, so I figured I would ask.
    Post edited by The Damned on
    "Well, see, the real magic isn't believing in yourself. The real magic is manipulating people by telling them to believe in themselves. The more you believe, the less you check facts."
    - Oglaf's Vanka in "Conviction"

    "Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty."
    - P. G. Wodehouse
  • Jack_FrostJack_Frost M.C Joined: Posts: 6,316
    angelpalm wrote: »
    Jack_Frost wrote: »
    Nigga loves not spoiling multiple pics

    It's one single image you fucking dub scrub.

    yeah. thats makes it so much different
    There aren't 50 hours in a 5 day span...
    CRYING
  • WeeabooWeeaboo The Dream is dead. . . Joined: Posts: 1,344
    edited August 2016
    The Damned wrote: »
    This reminds me: How did people find that Ni-Oh game demo? It looks interesting, but I'm not going to have a PS4 anytime soon, so I figured I would ask.

    Me being from the Onimusha/Ninja Gaiden era, I would have to say it plays like those two with a little of Dark Souls sprinkle on top

    Ni-Oh does have combos, stance cancels (that cost meter).

    I love it.
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    NickRocks wrote: »
    theres some really talented digital artists on instagram

    its a shame digital art looks so same-y. going to take some oil painting classes. the fanart scene is wide open to be BTFO with some actual analog art

    Good man.

    Even people who actually notice this, rarely have the courage to point out the fact that the emperor's new clothes look the exact same as his '12 gear.

    So much of modern fantasy art is extremely same-sy.

    It is even worse than back when everyone wanted to be Raphael Jim Lee, and put comic pencilling in a box.
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • WeeabooWeeaboo The Dream is dead. . . Joined: Posts: 1,344
    Yo! this nigga spinning beat was legit cutting himself, like wtf bro. . .
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    Already had mint gum but decided to get actual mints. Ice Breakers pretty strong. Breath fresher than Epidemic's line of summer attire.
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  • Combo_KnightCombo_Knight DashUppah, Muhfuqqah! Joined: Posts: 5,313
    edited August 2016
    VGM Fridays

    Been using a few of these in my modded Skyrim. The DnD one hits me right in the nostalgia everytime It plays in my house on the game.






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  • NegaduckNegaduck Is so S-Rank Joined: Posts: 5,187
    Re:Ni-oh

    I fucking loved the last demo. The mix of souls style combat with stances and the dodges (all of which changes depending on the stance you want to use) and the onimusha style setting blew me away.

    And that was an early demo so if they can improve on that. . .

    Right now it's day one for me. Even if the story sucks, the game play was so legit.
    Roll one up homie.
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  • NegaduckNegaduck Is so S-Rank Joined: Posts: 5,187
    This new job I'm doing is cake. This lawn care equipment company pays me to drive prototype lawnmowers up and down a field for 8 hours a day while I listen to podcasts. I didn't even have the blades on for the first 6 hours today. Speaking of which you guys got any good podcasts for working? I can use headphones so it doesn't matter if it's nsfw. I've been listening to Sleepycast and Co-optional Podcast

    Bombcast on Tuesdays. Beast cast on Fridays. Thursdays I like idle thumbs (some of the dudes who made firewatch). Double toasted has a show every day just about (you can download the audio for free the following day).

    Super desperation radio once a week on team spooky (hellpockets and co) and then I believe Thursday nights aris and friends (usually rip +1) have their ATP live show.

    Adam Carolla has a show every day too
    Roll one up homie.
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  • VynceVynce Hater. Joined: Posts: 14,655
    I didn't like Ni-Oh much because I want to kill tons of ninjas without thinking too much about how I'm doing it rather than looking really cool while doing it.

    I'm ready for a new Ninja Gaiden.
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