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  • NegaduckNegaduck Is so S-Rank Joined: Posts: 5,189
    Negaduck wrote: »
    Thanks for the helpful responses guys!
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    Just buy some boxes?

    Don't feel like spending money on the game really, also I feel like that would take away from earning a box for me.
    Roll one up homie.
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    May Pertho turn all your ginger schnapps into ginger ale.

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  • Rick RossRick Ross Niggaposi☆Continues Joined: Posts: 5,641
    Starhammer wrote: »
    Raz0r wrote: »

    I'd plank on them boards. Just sayin.

    -Starhammer-

    I'd insert my penis into their vaginas, if you know what I'm sayin.
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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,398 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    The Damned wrote: »
    (Ah. I see.)

    So basically the same type of double standard as with Lena Dunham, just not as severe since it's not sexual.

    Oh, it's every bit as severe. People just flip the fuck out over any and all things sexual.

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
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  • NegaduckNegaduck Is so S-Rank Joined: Posts: 5,189
  • The DamnedThe Damned Hope: You can't believe in it Joined: Posts: 10,765 mod
    (Oh right. That totally was on the local news today.)

    Well, given what drizzt360 has constantly said about Stockton, it's not terribly surprising. Glad I've never wanted to or had to go there even if parts of Oakland are doubtless as bad.

    Manx wrote: »
    The Damned wrote: »
    (Ah. I see.)

    So basically the same type of double standard as with Lena Dunham, just not as severe since it's not sexual.

    Oh, it's every bit as severe. People just flip the fuck out over any and all things sexual.

    :tup:

    I disagree, @Manx. Not to say that being a physical abuser in the non-sexual sense isn't horrible, but at the same time sexual abuse is generally just more wrong in my and most people's views even before the whole social stigma of victims of sexual abuse being "defiled forever", especially if they're women, which just furthers the problem really.

    I'll admit that the fact that both the United States and I in general are somewhat anti-sex influences that point of view though, even if those views are hypocritical in the case of at least the former.

    Oh well. At the very least, it's good to be made aware that Solo is a horrible person given how much air-play she gets relative to the minimal popularity of whatever sport she plays.
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    "Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty."
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  • Black_JaguarBlack_Jaguar Mad skill Joined: Posts: 7,086
    Negaduck wrote: »
    Negaduck wrote: »
    Thanks for the helpful responses guys!
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    Just buy some boxes?

    Don't feel like spending money on the game really, also I feel like that would take away from earning a box for me.

    You get the same amount of experience for completing a game of Lucioball, and those games take 4 minutes. So overall playing that in a session will level you faster.
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    Speaking of the Fappening tho, I was largely unimpressed until I saw Rhianna. Tied by the Lord himself, boy that girl's balloon knot was heavensent :love:

    Doable, but I'll never be able to look at her as any more than a woman having a stroke on wax in that new song with Drake.

    I'll never be able to look at her as any more than a cheating, lying dirty skank whore who gave her man Herpes, and then played the victim game after he flipped out over it.

    She got off light.

    Fuck that infectious weeping sores toting bitch with a blowtorch.
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • Jack_FrostJack_Frost M.C Joined: Posts: 6,674
    Xvideos wrote: »
    “You better get the f--- out of here you n----r lover, you ain’t welcome here,” the man told Zimmerman before punching him and breaking his glasses.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/zimmerman-punched-bragging-killing-trayvon-martin-article-1.2739089

    That's the weirdest insult for George Zimmerman ever.

    never wished death on someone before but he's probably gonna be the first. I really hate him
    There aren't 50 hours in a 5 day span...
    CRYING
  • Exodus.Exodus. Joined: Posts: 7,016
    Pertho wrote: »
    If you have a problem you're getting:

    Keedy Black on the track, with Black Biggie Black.
    gl hf dd ka.
  • The DamnedThe Damned Hope: You can't believe in it Joined: Posts: 10,765 mod
    (You never have? That's a shame.)

    You should wish death on people more, Jack_Frost. It's fun.

    I know this election has me wishing death on more people than usual.

    Xvideos wrote: »
    “You better get the f--- out of here you n----r lover, you ain’t welcome here,” the man told Zimmerman before punching him and breaking his glasses.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/zimmerman-punched-bragging-killing-trayvon-martin-article-1.2739089

    That's the weirdest insult for George Zimmerman ever.

    You're acting like racists are ever rational with their insults and all-around "logic" in most instances though, which is a mistake. By Hades, we just had a first-hand account of this given @The_Dragon's racist little outburst a few weeks ago when that Dallas shooting happened and the warped reasoning he gave for thinking all blacks should be shifted back to Africa with the faulty statistics to "back it up".

    That said, I'm still a bit surprised that Zimmerman is alive at this point--not that I care about him.
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    - Oglaf's Vanka in "Conviction"

    "Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty."
    - P. G. Wodehouse
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    edited August 2016
    Pertho wrote: »
    This place is to discuss whether or not you tip a hooker who ate your ass.

    I WAS TRYING TO KEEP YOU ANONYMOUS, DAMMIT.

    Try harder.

    That's what she he said, eh Cor?
    We know it was really a question. And you said "Okay Kayo."
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    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,398 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    @The Damned Check and see if your sound is working on your laptop and check back with me ASAP.

    I need to test something...

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

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  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    DoctaMario wrote: »
    2.Tekno has upped his posting game
    Jm7eEex.gif
    The Damned wrote: »
    Anyway, now that we're on a new page, I have to ask: What's so apparently loathsome about Hope Solo that you guys are on side of football hooligans of the sides to be on?
    she doesn't wipe properly.

    i mean, i'd still hit it...

    I must have missed those pics...

    I am not Million, so I'll cope.

    You would LIKE to think a person would WASH before snapping booty pics... much less a female.
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • The DamnedThe Damned Hope: You can't believe in it Joined: Posts: 10,765 mod
    Manx wrote: »
    @The Damned Check and see if your sound is working on your laptop and check back with me ASAP.

    I need to test something...

    :tup:

    @Manx - It isn't again at present, though it's been intermittently working more and more as of late, which I choose to view as only a bad thing. Last time that speakers in this thing were working audibly of their own accord was, I think, five days ago or so. Otherwise I'm just using the USB Soundcard again with headphones as I have been basically all year.
    "Well, see, the real magic isn't believing in yourself. The real magic is manipulating people by telling them to believe in themselves. The more you believe, the less you check facts."
    - Oglaf's Vanka in "Conviction"

    "Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty."
    - P. G. Wodehouse
  • Shaft AgentShaft Agent https://discord.gg/F4ZmxDu Joined: Posts: 9,272 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited August 2016
    Azure wrote: »
    DoctaMario wrote: »
    2.Tekno has upped his posting game
    Jm7eEex.gif
    The Damned wrote: »
    Anyway, now that we're on a new page, I have to ask: What's so apparently loathsome about Hope Solo that you guys are on side of football hooligans of the sides to be on?
    she doesn't wipe properly.

    i mean, i'd still hit it...

    I must have missed those pics...

    I am not Million, so I'll cope.

    You would LIKE to think a person would WASH before snapping booty pics... much less a female.

    sometimes you just gotta show people your asshole.

    sometimes there's no time to wait

    sometimes


    i just found out AllNaturalKO got implants. the dream is dead, fam. :sad:
    Forget trying to pass for normal. Follow your geekdom. Embrace nerditude. In the immortal words of Lafcadio Hearn, a geek of incredible obscurity whose work is still in print after a hundred years, “Woo the muse of the odd.” You may be a geek. You may have geek written all over you. You should aim to be one geek they’ll never forget. Don’t aim to be civilized. Don’t hope that straight people will keep you on as some sort of pet. To hell with them. You should fully realize what society has made of you and take a terrible revenge. Get weird. Get way weird. Get dangerously weird. Get sophisticatedly, thoroughly weird, and don’t do it halfway. Put every ounce of horsepower you have behind it. Don’t become a well-rounded person. Well-rounded people are smooth and dull. Become a thoroughly spiky person. Grow spikes from every angle. Stick in their throats like a pufferfish. -Bruce Sterling
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    Azure wrote: »
    DoctaMario wrote: »
    2.Tekno has upped his posting game
    Jm7eEex.gif
    The Damned wrote: »
    Anyway, now that we're on a new page, I have to ask: What's so apparently loathsome about Hope Solo that you guys are on side of football hooligans of the sides to be on?
    she doesn't wipe properly.

    i mean, i'd still hit it...

    I must have missed those pics...

    I am not Million, so I'll cope.

    You would LIKE to think a person would WASH before snapping booty pics... much less a female.

    sometimes you just gotta show people your asshole.

    sometimes there's no time to wait

    sometimes


    i just found out AllNaturalKO got implants. the dream is dead, fam. :sad:

    Mine is always clean.

    I shit on the regular.

    Breakfast + 3 cups of coffee, SRK whilst squatting, shower, dress, on with the day.
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • Black_JaguarBlack_Jaguar Mad skill Joined: Posts: 7,086
    @Negaduck @po pimpus @SWBeta @Pterodactyl

    Have you guys seen this Lost Soul Aside game? I don't know how this completely flew under my radar, but it has my total attention now

  • Tekno VirusTekno Virus small man big strength Joined: Posts: 8,696
    This new job I'm doing is cake. This lawn care equipment company pays me to drive prototype lawnmowers up and down a field for 8 hours a day while I listen to podcasts. I didn't even have the blades on for the first 6 hours today. Speaking of which you guys got any good podcasts for working? I can use headphones so it doesn't matter if it's nsfw. I've been listening to Sleepycast and Co-optional Podcast

    Joe Rogan podcast and Dan Carlin =P
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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,398 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    The Damned wrote: »
    Manx wrote: »
    @The Damned Check and see if your sound is working on your laptop and check back with me ASAP.

    I need to test something...

    :tup:

    @Manx - It isn't again at present, though it's been intermittently working more and more as of late, which I choose to view as only a bad thing. Last time that speakers in this thing were working audibly of their own accord was, I think, five days ago or so. Otherwise I'm just using the USB Soundcard again with headphones as I have been basically all year.

    Okay, just checking.

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

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  • po pimpuspo pimpus Let's Hit the Climax! Joined: Posts: 25,722
    @Negaduck @po pimpus @SWBeta @Pterodactyl

    Have you guys seen this Lost Soul Aside game? I don't know how this completely flew under my radar, but it has my total attention now

    1. Nigga, you are at least a week late.

    2. The dude is making it by himself, and said he doesn't plan on finishing it anytime soon.

    3. Sony and Epic Games have approached him with offers, meaning that if he takes them, the game will probably be made to suck due to their meddling.

    I think that covers everything.
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  • Shaft AgentShaft Agent https://discord.gg/F4ZmxDu Joined: Posts: 9,272 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited August 2016
    Azure wrote: »
    Azure wrote: »
    DoctaMario wrote: »
    2.Tekno has upped his posting game
    Jm7eEex.gif
    The Damned wrote: »
    Anyway, now that we're on a new page, I have to ask: What's so apparently loathsome about Hope Solo that you guys are on side of football hooligans of the sides to be on?
    she doesn't wipe properly.

    i mean, i'd still hit it...

    I must have missed those pics...

    I am not Million, so I'll cope.

    You would LIKE to think a person would WASH before snapping booty pics... much less a female.

    sometimes you just gotta show people your asshole.

    sometimes there's no time to wait

    sometimes


    i just found out AllNaturalKO got implants. the dream is dead, fam. :sad:

    Mine is always clean.

    I shit on the regular.

    Breakfast + 3 cups of coffee, SRK whilst squatting, shower, dress, on with the day.

    sir, not only does her livelihood depend on her being a spaz, her entire team relies on it also. "i'll just calmly trot towards the ball before it hits the net-" NOPE that's not happenin'.

    AHH! *block*
    AHYHHH *block*

    "good job, Hope! we won!"

    "aaaaaAAAAAHHHHI'MGONNATAKEPICSOFMYASSHOLE!"

    "you haven't even showe-"

    AAAAAAAAAAAAA *snap*
    AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH *snap*

    explosive


    FIGG FRIDAYS

    Forget trying to pass for normal. Follow your geekdom. Embrace nerditude. In the immortal words of Lafcadio Hearn, a geek of incredible obscurity whose work is still in print after a hundred years, “Woo the muse of the odd.” You may be a geek. You may have geek written all over you. You should aim to be one geek they’ll never forget. Don’t aim to be civilized. Don’t hope that straight people will keep you on as some sort of pet. To hell with them. You should fully realize what society has made of you and take a terrible revenge. Get weird. Get way weird. Get dangerously weird. Get sophisticatedly, thoroughly weird, and don’t do it halfway. Put every ounce of horsepower you have behind it. Don’t become a well-rounded person. Well-rounded people are smooth and dull. Become a thoroughly spiky person. Grow spikes from every angle. Stick in their throats like a pufferfish. -Bruce Sterling
  • orochizoolanderorochizoolander 2LANDER! Joined: Posts: 15,633
    This new job I'm doing is cake. This lawn care equipment company pays me to drive prototype lawnmowers up and down a field for 8 hours a day while I listen to podcasts. I didn't even have the blades on for the first 6 hours today. Speaking of which you guys got any good podcasts for working? I can use headphones so it doesn't matter if it's nsfw. I've been listening to Sleepycast and Co-optional Podcast

    Giant Bombcast
    Filmspotting
    Guys we fucked (2 slutty bitches talking about Larry David tier situations)
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    Serious topics get discussed on Aris' stream, like whether Akuma is black or not.

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  • NickRocksNickRocks DeathPlay Joined: Posts: 22,731
    theres some really talented digital artists on instagram

    its a shame digital art looks so same-y. going to take some oil painting classes. the fanart scene is wide open to be BTFO with some actual analog art
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  • angelpalmangelpalm Stop enjoying things Joined: Posts: 24,070 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Jack_Frost wrote: »
    Nigga loves not spoiling multiple pics

    It's one single image you fucking dub scrub.
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