Disgusting local foods

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Inspired by the various food-related arguments we've been having lately, I decided to go the opposite direction and race you to the bottom.

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This is surströmming. Translated it would be sour herring. It is fermented herring that is kept just on the edge of being rotten for at least six months, and usually about a year. The Japanese have studied it and come to the conclusion that opening a can of this shit is among the most pungent food odors in the world. A German food critic supposedly said that the trick to eating it is to vomit after the last bite, rather than the first. The fermentation process is sometimes so extreme the cans just spontaneously explode, which has caused certain airlines to ban travelers from having cans of surströmming in their luggage. A German landlord kicked a tenant out for opening a can indoors, and won in court when he opened a can in the courtroom to prove how horrible the smell was and that he was not just culturally insensitive. For some reason, there are people who go nuts for this shit, despite the fact it smells like someone died of something related to explosive diarrhea and then stewed in it for a year or so.

This is a challenge, SRK. Show me your local cuisine can produce anything worse.
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  • KeckaKecka Psycho Crushing that booty Joined: Posts: 1,556
    edited March 15
    Blindknagg wrote: »
    Turn in your Swede card and migrate to Denmark :mad:

    Dude, we have scientific data that proves it smells worse than actual shit! I have no idea what compelled ancient Swedes to eat that shit (though I would guess fungi or copious amounts of alcohol would be involved) but when you have scientists go "the readings indicate this smells like rancid butthole" you probably shouldn't be putting it in your mouth.

    At least Denmark just has disgusting sausages, chocolate on sandwiches and over-hyped beer.
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  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,581
    Looking though this article of the most disgusting food in America by State, we got nothing

    https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/worst-foods-to-eat-states

    My home of Maryland got Ham stuffed with Greens, it's not even that offensive.
    I think the 2 nastiest on the list is Geoduck and St. Louis style Pizza (Fuck Missouri).
    People from Vermont just want to die, Hello Vermont its called Pasteurization, learn what the fuck it means.
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  • NickRocksNickRocks SATSUI NO SABU Joined: Posts: 22,516
    Darksakul wrote: »
    (Fuck Missouri)..

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    NickRocks wrote: »
    Darksakul wrote: »
    (Fuck Missouri)..

    youre a good man. you have replaced joshkaz on my list

    Is this complement or insult?

    And I say Fuck Missouri as I been there, I though that the deep south had rednecks, No go Midwest.
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  • NickRocksNickRocks SATSUI NO SABU Joined: Posts: 22,516
    bro im going to one of those towns tomorrow to try and see my oldest daughter from her CLiNT of a mother. i know all about that shitty state unfortunately, lived there for 3 years.

    not to derail this thread
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  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,581
    edited March 16
    The hell you talking about Zoo, did you read the theme of this thread? Did you read the OP?
    This stuff actually looks good.
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  • GreenwoodGreenwood Earth, the only true God Joined: Posts: 881
    Here is a list of awful food from around the world. There is only one American entry; "Stink head" from Alaska, which is essentially fermented salmon heads.

    http://www.culinaryschools.org/cuisine/10-disgusting-delicacies/

    I think #3 is the winner.
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  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,581
    Casu Marzu is the worst and the only one outlawed on that list.
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  • CronopioCronopio ST Joined: Posts: 1,990
    Greenwood wrote: »
    Here is a list of awful food from around the world. There is only one American entry; "Stink head" from Alaska, which is essentially fermented salmon heads.

    http://www.culinaryschools.org/cuisine/10-disgusting-delicacies/

    I think #3 is the winner.

    Here in Argentina some people eat pork heads, and their feet are used in soups. Roasted cow small intestines (chinchulines) are extremely popular, most asados have them. Seasoned tongues, stomachs (mondongo), brains, udders, hearts, we waste nothing. Carnivorous country, this one.
  • Tekno VirusTekno Virus small man big strength Joined: Posts: 8,565
    Disgusting local food? White people food (excluding Texas BBQ or Cajun), #racist
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  • J-rideJ-ride OG Member Joined: Posts: 2,135 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited March 17
    I've heard Surstromming is one of the most disgusting things you can eat, I was never interested in trying it.

    I had Durian, it's not that bad. You just have to get over the fact that you are eating a fruit with an odd texture that tastes like onions and old cheese.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian

    I tried A-ping(fried tarantula) in Cambodia, it wasn't that bad if you didn't think about what you were eating. I didn't eat the abdomen, just the head and body. It was kind of bland. The abdomen has intestines, fecal matter and spider eggs. I didn't want to try it.
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  • ManxManx Do yo feet stink? Joined: Posts: 22,025 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Kecka wrote: »
    A German food critic supposedly said that the trick to eating it is to vomit after the last bite, rather than the first.

    He's right. That way you will have something to eat that will overpower the inevitably awful taste of that canned slop. :rofl:

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  • ManxManx Do yo feet stink? Joined: Posts: 22,025 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited March 17
    Cronopio wrote: »
    Greenwood wrote: »
    Here is a list of awful food from around the world. There is only one American entry; "Stink head" from Alaska, which is essentially fermented salmon heads.

    http://www.culinaryschools.org/cuisine/10-disgusting-delicacies/

    I think #3 is the winner.

    Here in Argentina some people eat pork heads, and their feet are used in soups. Roasted cow small intestines (chinchulines) are extremely popular, most asados have them. Seasoned tongues, stomachs (mondongo), brains, udders, hearts, we waste nothing. Carnivorous country, this one.

    All the foods you're talking about are delicious.

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
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  • BullDancerBullDancer Mentos, The Freshmaker Joined: Posts: 9,366
    Manx wrote: »
    Cronopio wrote: »
    Greenwood wrote: »
    Here is a list of awful food from around the world. There is only one American entry; "Stink head" from Alaska, which is essentially fermented salmon heads.

    http://www.culinaryschools.org/cuisine/10-disgusting-delicacies/

    I think #3 is the winner.

    Here in Argentina some people eat pork heads, and their feet are used in soups. Roasted cow small intestines (chinchulines) are extremely popular, most asados have them. Seasoned tongues, stomachs (mondongo), brains, udders, hearts, we waste nothing. Carnivorous country, this one.

    All the foods you're talking about are delicious.

    :tup:

    I'm nonhispanic and ate all of those things. I stay away from pork these days because my body doesn't handle pork eating well.
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  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,581
    Disgusting local food? White people food (excluding Texas BBQ or Cajun), #racist
    Did you just call cajun food, white people food? Ethnicities from around the world contributed to Cajun culture and is not all French.
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  • KeckaKecka Psycho Crushing that booty Joined: Posts: 1,556
    J-ride wrote: »
    I've heard Surstromming is one of the most disgusting things you can eat, I was never interested in trying it

    To be honest, the taste isn't horrible. Then again, I'm Scandinavian and have been raised on pickled herring (which is fucking amazing). The issue is that the smell is so goddamn overpowering it is impossible to taste anything. Sealing that smell for so long means the fish is nose-fucking you to death whether you want to or not.
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  • odinodin is october coming? Joined: Posts: 15,208 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Yea being polish, we love herring. Have entire grocery aisles dedicated to it.
    But only pickled... Not that moldy mush the Stockholmers are eating.
  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,581
    edited March 17
    Naeras wrote: »
    Surströmming is banned from certain airlines and is illegal in every country in the EU except for Sweden.
    Now you are just making up stuff. No actual country bans Surströmming from sale. Airliners baning the fish from being on board is not the law of the land.

    I am sure maggot filled "Cheese" that can kill you literally is far worst from smelly fermented fish.

    I can buy Surströmming in the United States off Amazon.
    https://www.amazon.com/Oskars-Surströmming-300g-surstromming-challenge/dp/B01N9TDOXL
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  • FrostyAUFrostyAU Lynx in your sinks Joined: Posts: 7,594
    edited March 17
    Most of our local stuff is pretty delicious. Had some Americans go what the hell but it's nothing like the OP.

    Few examples,

    Beef pie. I know you had pot pies and stuff but it's like, we'll put bacon bits and onion in it and potato with melted cheese on top and all sorts of things. It's basically our hotdog.

    Beef sausage with onion in a slice of bread with ketchup. Sometimes people will put coleslaw on it.

    We sometimes put egg on pizza.

    Crumbed chicken shallow fried with pizza sauce and melted cheese grilled over it, sometimes ham pieces or bacon.

    Various different ways of doing a lamb chop, like a lamb steak basically barbecued with salt, garlic, pepper and onion commonly.

    You know other less common local stuff like barramundi, roos, rock lobster, abalone... nothing too extreme. I guess there is bush food like witchetty grubs but no one seriously sits down and eats a meal out of that, even natives don't it's just for tourists.

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    Darksakul wrote: »
    Disgusting local food? White people food (excluding Texas BBQ or Cajun), #racist
    Did you just call cajun food, white people food? Ethnicities from around the world contributed to Cajun culture and is not all French.

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  • NaerasNaeras Terribad Joined: Posts: 3,177
    Darksakul wrote: »
    Naeras wrote: »
    Surströmming is banned from certain airlines and is illegal in every country in the EU except for Sweden.
    Now you are just making up stuff. No actual country bans Surströmming from sale. Airliners baning the fish from being on board is not the law of the land.

    I am sure maggot filled "Cheese" that can kill you literally is far worst from smelly fermented fish.

    I can buy Surströmming in the United States off Amazon.
    https://www.amazon.com/Oskars-Surströmming-300g-surstromming-challenge/dp/B01N9TDOXL

    No, I'm serious.
    Granted, the official reason is that the fish is in violation of EU food safety regulation, but let's not kid ourselves; this shit cannot be imported to the EU because it is fucking disgusting, not because of the dioxin/PCB-levels.

    The deadly maggot cheese being even worse is one thing, I was just addressing your claim that Casu Marzu was the only one that wasn't legal =V
  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,581
    Naeras wrote: »
    Darksakul wrote: »
    Naeras wrote: »
    Surströmming is banned from certain airlines and is illegal in every country in the EU except for Sweden.
    Now you are just making up stuff. No actual country bans Surströmming from sale. Airliners baning the fish from being on board is not the law of the land.

    I am sure maggot filled "Cheese" that can kill you literally is far worst from smelly fermented fish.

    I can buy Surströmming in the United States off Amazon.
    https://www.amazon.com/Oskars-Surströmming-300g-surstromming-challenge/dp/B01N9TDOXL

    No, I'm serious.
    Granted, the official reason is that the fish is in violation of EU food safety regulation, but let's not kid ourselves; this shit cannot be imported to the EU because it is fucking disgusting, not because of the dioxin/PCB-levels.

    The deadly maggot cheese being even worse is one thing, I was just addressing your claim that Casu Marzu was the only one that wasn't legal =V

    None of what you posted showed a EU food ban on the Fish.
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  • NaerasNaeras Terribad Joined: Posts: 3,177
    edited March 17
    I never claimed it was banned. I claimed it was in violation with EU regulations on PCB- and dioxin-concentrations in food, and thus isn't legal to import to (or make in) other EU-countries than Sweden.
  • KeckaKecka Psycho Crushing that booty Joined: Posts: 1,556
    Darksakul wrote: »
    Naeras wrote: »
    Darksakul wrote: »
    Naeras wrote: »
    Surströmming is banned from certain airlines and is illegal in every country in the EU except for Sweden.
    Now you are just making up stuff. No actual country bans Surströmming from sale. Airliners baning the fish from being on board is not the law of the land.

    I am sure maggot filled "Cheese" that can kill you literally is far worst from smelly fermented fish.

    I can buy Surströmming in the United States off Amazon.
    https://www.amazon.com/Oskars-Surströmming-300g-surstromming-challenge/dp/B01N9TDOXL

    No, I'm serious.
    Granted, the official reason is that the fish is in violation of EU food safety regulation, but let's not kid ourselves; this shit cannot be imported to the EU because it is fucking disgusting, not because of the dioxin/PCB-levels.

    The deadly maggot cheese being even worse is one thing, I was just addressing your claim that Casu Marzu was the only one that wasn't legal =V

    None of what you posted showed a EU food ban on the Fish.

    It's not actually a ban on it, per se. It's that due to the preparation process, it ends up having a higher concentration of certain substances than is permitted by EU law, so it became illegal by default. Sweden were given an exception after some rather heavy lobbying, so it's only illegal to sell and manufacture in any other EU country. But due to the open market this ends up being rather inconsequential since they can't legally prevent the export of it out of Sweden. It's actually relatively common for traditional cuisine that technically breaks EU safety regulations. Sweden also got a similar deal for snus, which is tobacco you put under your lip, though that's actually more harshly regulated due to being nicotine (and also because some nations have a hard time distinguishing it from drugs or some kind of super-nicotine, as my friend could attest after he got caught with a few boxes at the Indian border).

    I could probably post some citations, but unfortunately all the sources I have on hand are in Swedish because we're the only ones who give a fuck.
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  • Captain RyuCaptain Ryu Scoot Magee Joined: Posts: 1,394 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited March 17
    Kecka wrote: »
    Inspired by the various food-related arguments we've been having lately, I decided to go the opposite direction and race you to the bottom.

    1429282-vt_surstromming.jpg

    This is surströmming. Translated it would be sour herring. It is fermented herring that is kept just on the edge of being rotten for at least six months, and usually about a year. The Japanese have studied it and come to the conclusion that opening a can of this shit is among the most pungent food odors in the world. A German food critic supposedly said that the trick to eating it is to vomit after the last bite, rather than the first. The fermentation process is sometimes so extreme the cans just spontaneously explode, which has caused certain airlines to ban travelers from having cans of surströmming in their luggage. A German landlord kicked a tenant out for opening a can indoors, and won in court when he opened a can in the courtroom to prove how horrible the smell was and that he was not just culturally insensitive. For some reason, there are people who go nuts for this shit, despite the fact it smells like someone died of something related to explosive diarrhea and then stewed in it for a year or so.

    This is a challenge, SRK. Show me your local cuisine can produce anything worse.

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    VASaga wrote: »
    Its 2017, black people need to stop eating chitlins... Leave that slave food back in the 1800's.

    Got the nerve to look at me like im crazy when im like ima pass give me a steak or some bacon or anything other than musty pig intestines. I dont care how long ya momma been cooking them

    Cultures have been eating intestines the world over for as long as we have had pigs and cows to harvest them from. What do you think those nice expensive sausages are cased in? Also, tripe is fucking delicious. What blacks should do is branch out and eat other types of intestines besides the pig's, like sheep and goat.

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  • Tekno VirusTekno Virus small man big strength Joined: Posts: 8,565
    I tried black sausages when I was in Bavaria, Germany. Eeeewwww Blood Sausages, no thanks. They put blood blocks in Bun Rieu but that stuff tastes alright. If you didn't know what it was, you would think it would be tofu or something.
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  • VASagaVASaga Not Yet Strange! Let Them Wait Joined: Posts: 1,603
    Manx wrote: »
    VASaga wrote: »
    Its 2017, black people need to stop eating chitlins... Leave that slave food back in the 1800's.

    Got the nerve to look at me like im crazy when im like ima pass give me a steak or some bacon or anything other than musty pig intestines. I dont care how long ya momma been cooking them

    Cultures have been eating intestines the world over for as long as we have had pigs and cows to harvest them from. What do you think those nice expensive sausages are cased in? Also, tripe is fucking delicious. What blacks should do is branch out and eat other types of intestines besides the pig's, like sheep and goat.

    :tup:

    Its not my culture to eat the worst cut of meat if there are better things at the table. LOL

    Its like me deciding to eat a vienna sausage or potted meat when I can just get a pack of hotdog beef franks instead.lol


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    That's like saying that you should'n eat liver because you could eat steak instead. They have different tastes, you can eat both.
  • VASagaVASaga Not Yet Strange! Let Them Wait Joined: Posts: 1,603
    shitlins is slave food and taste like snot gelatin.

    Well if you had a choice between pig anus and a ham sammich, its different tastes but I guess you can eat both! lol
    me, personally give me the honey glazed ham everytime.

    I'm always going to choose the better option.

    Who the fuck wakes up this day and age and be like damn I sure could go for some pig intestines and hot sauce.



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