SRK Arena IV - Ratchet Deadlocked/Gladiator HD - Finale: Like A Champion

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  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 4,162
    @Raij1n @3rdSTRikeLOVE

    You two down for some RNG?
    Within the dream, he stayed.

    "Some garbage is okay." - Safety Stegosaurus
  • RadicalFuzzRadicalFuzz Invading Pokopon's Courtrooms Joined: Posts: 4,795
    ~Turretius~
    I am the one true frog.
  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 1,107
    Seems fitting
  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 4,162
    I've already locked in on the attack. Join me in RNG! (If I get the claw I'm using it on whoever didn't attack this NPC, by the way)

    @3rdSTRikeLOVE

    Tagging you again, due to no response yet.
    Within the dream, he stayed.

    "Some garbage is okay." - Safety Stegosaurus
  • SynonymSynonym S is for Synonym. Joined: Posts: 1,623
    I've already locked in on the attack. Join me in RNG! (If I get the claw I'm using it on whoever didn't attack this NPC, by the way)

    @3rdSTRikeLOVE

    Tagging you again, due to no response yet.

    Just clarifying again that I cannot submit any action beyond scavenge so I will not be attacking it.
    He looked down on the town from his mountain retreat, and he saw that the civilians hadn't uttered a peep.
    So he thought and he thought and he thought some more, and by the end of it his head was even quite sore.
    But then a thought popped up in his brain. Oh that will do quite nicely, that'll win us the game.
    Synonym gathered up all his evidence and facts, and he put them to work, preparing for his Last Gasp.
    One Mafia, two, then three and then four. Surely this would even out the score.
    That being done, he lay down to rest, knowing that when he woke he'd be proven the best.
    And what happened, then? Well, on Shoryuken they say - that Synonym's small ego grew three sizes that day.
  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 4,162
    Yeah, I know that.
    Within the dream, he stayed.

    "Some garbage is okay." - Safety Stegosaurus
  • 3rdSTRikeLOVE3rdSTRikeLOVE Joined: Posts: 644
    ??? what's this got to do with me?

    Who am I attacking?
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  • RadicalFuzzRadicalFuzz Invading Pokopon's Courtrooms Joined: Posts: 4,795
    Eviscerator 1-shots people, two effects from the pool of players who attack her occur.
    -Someone's items break
    -Someone gets an item that kills someone

    Our suggestion is that everyone capable, meaning Synonym excluded, attack the Eviscerator.
    I am the one true frog.
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,144
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    Actions
    3rdSTRikeLOVE - Defend
    NupoChromine - Attack: Eviscerator
    RadicalFuzz - Attack: Eviscerator
    Raij1n - Attack: Eviscerator
    Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts


    Results
    All remaining Players have become Vindicators!
    -Armour upgraded from 0/3 to 0/4
    -Player XP on kill upgraded from 20XP to 25XP

    NupoChromine's Versa-Wrench Striker gets 15XP for killing Eviscerator.

    RadicalFuzz gains Claw.
    Raij1n's Vulcan Cannon is destroyed.

    NupoChromine gets 4 Gold Bolts
    RadicalFuzz gets 7 Gold Bolts.
    Raij1n gets -2 Gold Bolts.
    Synonym gets 3 Gold Bolts.

    Players
    3rdSTRikeLOVE: Stalker Mine Launcher (+2 atk/+10 def) {Alpha Mods: +2 def, +2 atk}, Database
    Blindknagg: Phase 16
    chadouken!: Phase 16
    DarkGeneral: Phase 13
    DukeC: Phase 6
    ForgeDigger: Phase 9
    Hecatom: Phase 10
    jasonC: Phase 7
    Missing Person: Phase 10
    NupoChromine: Versa-Wrench Striker (+7 atk/+11 def/15XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def, +4 def}
    orochizoolander: Phase 9
    RadicalFuzz: Leviathan Flail (+11 atk/4 def) {Alpha Mods: +2 atk, +4 def, +1 atk}, Claw
    Raij1n:
    Reiraku: Phase 10
    Synonym: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/0XP)



    Scavengable Items
    Weapons
    -Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
    -Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
    -chadouken!'s Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+4 def/5XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 def}
    -ForgeDigger's Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0XP)
    -Missing Person's Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def)
    -RadicalFuzz's Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)
    -'Pick scissors you fucking scrub -Cyntalan' Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/0XP)
    -3rdSTRikeLOVE's B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+3 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}
    -Blindknagg's Quasar Turret Launcher (+9 atk/+3 def) {Alpha Mods: +1 def, +2 def, +5 atk}
    -chadouken!'s Versa-Wrench Striker (+7 atk/+12 def/39XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +4 def, +4 def}
    -The Harbinger (+1 atk/0 def): User may target as many Players and NPC's as they choose.

    Items
    -Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
    -Merc - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/18XP)
    -Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)


    New Planet
    Stygia
    Dropship A (2 atk/10 def/5XP)
    Dropship B (2 atk/10 def/5XP)
    Dropship C (2 atk/10 def/5XP)
    Dropship D (2 atk/10 def/5XP)
    If 1 or more Dropships remain at the end of the turn, 1 more will spawn.

    Actions due in 24 hours.

    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 1,107
    So I'm negative bolts and I lost my shit?

  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 4,162
    So should I kill 3s or does someone else want to?
    Within the dream, he stayed.

    "Some garbage is okay." - Safety Stegosaurus
  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 4,162
    Oh yeah, @RadicalFuzz

    That claw might come in handy later on, actually. There's bound to be a boss NPC sometime down the road.
    Within the dream, he stayed.

    "Some garbage is okay." - Safety Stegosaurus
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,144
    Raij1n wrote: »
    So I'm negative bolts and I lost my shit?

    With a 15% interest rate.
    I won't make anyone go into negative bolts. 0 is the minimum.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • RadicalFuzzRadicalFuzz Invading Pokopon's Courtrooms Joined: Posts: 4,795
    Yeah, I imagine the final boss is going to be designed as a gatekeeper. First boss was designed to break down trust, 2nd and 3rd made it in everyone's best interests to attack the boss together before. I doubt the 4th and/or 5th bosses will continue that trend of cooperation, that would encourage players to work together at endgame when the existence of the role that wins by "beating the game" would otherwise make them extremely wary.
    I am the one true frog.
  • 3rdSTRikeLOVE3rdSTRikeLOVE Joined: Posts: 644
    So should I kill 3s or does someone else want to?

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  • 3rdSTRikeLOVE3rdSTRikeLOVE Joined: Posts: 644
    EVERY FUCKING TIME! fuck srk, can't even post a fucking gif...Imma just start posting green dicks I guess
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  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,144



    Actions
    3rdSTRikeLOVE - Evade
    NupoChromine - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
    RadicalFuzz - Attack: Dropship A
    Raij1n - Scavenge: chadouken!'s Versa-Wrench Striker
    Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts


    Results
    Synonym gets 1 Gold Bolt.

    Players
    3rdSTRikeLOVE: Stalker Mine Launcher (+2 atk/+10 def) {Alpha Mods: +2 def, +2 atk}, Database
    Blindknagg: Phase 16
    chadouken!: Phase 16
    DarkGeneral: Phase 13
    DukeC: Phase 6
    ForgeDigger: Phase 9
    Hecatom: Phase 10
    jasonC: Phase 7
    Missing Person: Phase 10
    NupoChromine: Versa-Wrench Striker (+7 atk/+11 def/15XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def, +4 def}
    orochizoolander: Phase 9
    RadicalFuzz: Leviathan Flail (+11 atk/4 def) {Omega Mod: Morph / Alpha Mods: +2 atk, +4 def, +1 atk}, Claw
    Raij1n: Versa-Wrench Striker (+7 atk/+12 def/39XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +4 def, +4 def}
    Reiraku: Phase 10
    Synonym: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/0XP)



    Scavengable Items
    Weapons
    -Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
    -Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
    -chadouken!'s Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+4 def/5XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 def}
    -ForgeDigger's Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0XP)
    -Missing Person's Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def)
    -RadicalFuzz's Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)
    -'Pick scissors you fucking scrub -Cyntalan' Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/0XP)
    -3rdSTRikeLOVE's B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+3 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}
    -Blindknagg's Quasar Turret Launcher (+9 atk/+3 def) {Alpha Mods: +1 def, +2 def, +5 atk}
    -The Harbinger (+1 atk/0 def): User may target as many Players and NPC's as they choose.

    Items
    -Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
    -Merc - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/18XP)
    -Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)


    New Planet
    Maraxus
    Reaper A (4 atk/4 def/4XP)
    Reaper B (4 atk/4 def/4XP)
    Reaper C (4 atk/4 def/4XP)
    Reaper D (4 atk/4 def/4XP)
    If 1 or more Reapers remain at the end of the turn, 4 more will spawn.

    Actions due in 24 hours.

    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 4,162
    And now that he evaded, can someone hit him with me? I don't have enough attack.
    Within the dream, he stayed.

    "Some garbage is okay." - Safety Stegosaurus
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,144
    edited April 28
    (Got home drunk, my little brother made me a pie and there was a cat sleeping on my bed.)


    Actions
    3rdSTRikeLOVE - Jesus stopped weeping.
    NupoChromine - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
    RadicalFuzz - Attack: Reaper A
    Raij1n - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
    Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts


    Results
    3rdSTRikeLOVE dies.
    3rdSTRikeLOVE's Ability:
    18-Orvus: You can undo a Player's action after it has been done (includes Ability actions). Three uses only. This can be done at any point of any phase. You cannot use this Ability while dead.

    NupoChromine's Versa-Wrench Striker gains 25XP for killing 3rdSTRikeLOVE.
    NupoChromine's Versa-Wrench Striker upgrades to the Fission Lance.
    Raij1n's Versa-Wrench Striker gains 25XP for killing 3rdSTRikeLOVE.
    Raij1n's Versa-Wrench Striker upgrades to the Fission Lance.


    Synonym gets 2 Gold Bolts.

    Players
    3rdSTRikeLOVE: Phase 18
    Blindknagg: Phase 16
    chadouken!: Phase 16
    DarkGeneral: Phase 13
    DukeC: Phase 6
    ForgeDigger: Phase 9
    Hecatom: Phase 10
    jasonC: Phase 7
    Missing Person: Phase 10
    NupoChromine: Fission Lance (+11 atk/+15 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def, +4 def}
    orochizoolander: Phase 9
    RadicalFuzz: Leviathan Flail (+11 atk/4 def) {Omega Mod: Morph / Alpha Mods: +2 atk, +4 def, +1 atk}, Claw
    Raij1n: Fission Lance (+11 atk/+16 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +4 def, +4 def}
    Reiraku: Phase 10
    Synonym: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/0XP)



    Scavengable Items
    Weapons
    -Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
    -Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
    -chadouken!'s Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+4 def/5XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 def}
    -ForgeDigger's Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0XP)
    -Missing Person's Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def)
    -RadicalFuzz's Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)
    -'Pick scissors you fucking scrub -Cyntalan' Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/0XP)
    -3rdSTRikeLOVE's B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+3 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}
    -Blindknagg's Quasar Turret Launcher (+9 atk/+3 def) {Alpha Mods: +1 def, +2 def, +5 atk}
    -The Harbinger (+1 atk/0 def): User may target as many Players and NPC's as they choose.
    -3rdSTRikeLOVE's Stalker Mine Launcher (+2 atk/+10 def) {Alpha Mods: +2 def, +2 atk}

    Items
    -Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
    -Merc - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/18XP)
    -Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)
    -Database


    Liberator Tournament
    Ace Hardlight (5 atk/5 def/20XP): On death, random attacker gets 10 Gold Bolts. All other attackers have their Ability revealed. Surviving Players become Liberators (armour becomes +5 def, Players worth 30 XP)

    Actions due in 24 hours.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,144
    Did SRK fuck with formatting?
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 1,107
    Video previews show up as pictures and take you to the links. The embedding isn't working atm.
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,144
    That, plus sizing and centring text doesn't seem to be working.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,144
    edited April 29
    (So to give some context, both yesterday and today were spent catching up with my best friend from uni that lives in another country. Get off my dick.)


    Actions
    NupoChromine - Attack: RadicalFuzz
    RadicalFuzz - Attack: NupoChromine
    Raij1n - Attack: NupoChromine
    Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts

    Ace Hardlight - Attack: NupoChromine


    Results
    NupoChromine dies.
    NupoChromine's Ability:
    8-Skill Points: Earn 3 gold bolts every time you leave a planet (does not include Dreadzone Station).

    RadicalFuzz dies.
    RadicalFuzz's Ability:
    15-Pyronox: You take -1 less damage from each individual Attack.

    NupoChromine's Fission Lance gains 25XP for killing RadicalFuzz.
    Raij1n's Fission Lance gains 25XP for killing NupoChromine.


    Synonym gets 1 Gold Bolt.

    Players
    3rdSTRikeLOVE: Phase 18
    Blindknagg: Phase 16
    chadouken!: Phase 16
    DarkGeneral: Phase 13
    DukeC: Phase 6
    ForgeDigger: Phase 9
    Hecatom: Phase 10
    jasonC: Phase 7
    Missing Person: Phase 10
    NupoChromine: Phase 19
    orochizoolander: Phase 9
    RadicalFuzz: Phase 19
    Raij1n: Fission Lance (+11 atk/+16 def/25XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +4 def, +4 def}
    Reiraku: Phase 10
    Synonym: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/0XP)



    Scavengable Items
    Weapons
    -Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
    -Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
    -chadouken!'s Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+4 def/5XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 def}
    -ForgeDigger's Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0XP)
    -Missing Person's Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def)
    -RadicalFuzz's Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)
    -'Pick scissors you fucking scrub -Cyntalan' Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/0XP)
    -3rdSTRikeLOVE's B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+3 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}
    -Blindknagg's Quasar Turret Launcher (+9 atk/+3 def) {Alpha Mods: +1 def, +2 def, +5 atk}
    -The Harbinger (+1 atk/0 def): User may target as many Players and NPC's as they choose.
    -3rdSTRikeLOVE's Stalker Mine Launcher (+2 atk/+10 def) {Alpha Mods: +2 def, +2 atk}
    -NupoChromine's Fission Lance (+11 atk/+15 def/25XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def, +4 def}
    -RadicalFuzz's Leviathan Flail (+11 atk/4 def) {Omega Mod: Morph / Alpha Mods: +2 atk, +4 def, +1 atk}


    Items
    -Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
    -Merc - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/18XP)
    -Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)
    -Database
    -Claw


    Liberator Tournament
    Ace Hardlight (5 atk/5 def/20XP): On death, random attacker gets 10 Gold Bolts. All other attackers have their Ability revealed. Surviving Players become Liberators (armour becomes +5 def, Players worth 30 XP)

    Actions due in 24 hours.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • SynonymSynonym S is for Synonym. Joined: Posts: 1,623
    So Raij1n, I guess congrats on nearly winning. You'll have the legacy ability now. You just need to kill the bosses and get to the end to win.

    Until then, I guess we're just hanging out. Also, @Bious wasted a fuckload of coins on getting Fuzz killed.
    He looked down on the town from his mountain retreat, and he saw that the civilians hadn't uttered a peep.
    So he thought and he thought and he thought some more, and by the end of it his head was even quite sore.
    But then a thought popped up in his brain. Oh that will do quite nicely, that'll win us the game.
    Synonym gathered up all his evidence and facts, and he put them to work, preparing for his Last Gasp.
    One Mafia, two, then three and then four. Surely this would even out the score.
    That being done, he lay down to rest, knowing that when he woke he'd be proven the best.
    And what happened, then? Well, on Shoryuken they say - that Synonym's small ego grew three sizes that day.
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,144
    Synonym wrote: »
    Also, @Bious wasted a fuckload of coins on getting Fuzz killed.

    Updated the write-up to clarify what happened. RadicalFuzz was killed by NupoChromine and his name was only used for flavour text.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • SynonymSynonym S is for Synonym. Joined: Posts: 1,623
    Pre-emptive fuck you to Bious for ruining the game, to Alpha for allowing that broken-ass trade and to Nupo for being dumb enough to give Bious his bolts.

    GG's, not playing again.
    He looked down on the town from his mountain retreat, and he saw that the civilians hadn't uttered a peep.
    So he thought and he thought and he thought some more, and by the end of it his head was even quite sore.
    But then a thought popped up in his brain. Oh that will do quite nicely, that'll win us the game.
    Synonym gathered up all his evidence and facts, and he put them to work, preparing for his Last Gasp.
    One Mafia, two, then three and then four. Surely this would even out the score.
    That being done, he lay down to rest, knowing that when he woke he'd be proven the best.
    And what happened, then? Well, on Shoryuken they say - that Synonym's small ego grew three sizes that day.
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,144
    edited April 30
    16 hours ago, at The Chief's Suite.


    Vynce (?): "Try turning the left side top-wise."
    Bious: "No, squeeze it with your right hand and rotate it 900 degrees counter-clockwise."
    Cyntalan: "And then you have to flip it upside-down and jiggle it."
    The Chief: "SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT HELPING."
    Dallas: "-with a side of Blargian ketchup."
    Cyntalan: "HOW MUCH DID WE MISS?"
    Juanita: "And with that throwaway line, let's get back to our two remaining competitors going up against the final Exterminator, Ace Hardlight!"
    Sponsors: "FUCK."
    The Chief: "These fucking write-ups are more incomplete than a Capcom story mode."
    Bious: "Wait, did she say final Exterminator? I gotta go."
    Vynce (?)" "But the show's about to begin!"
    Bious: "Fuck you Vynce (?)."


    Present time, at the Liberator Tournament.




    Raij1n: "So it's just you and me, Synonym."
    Synonym: "Well it's really just you. I'm just here to be a cunt and to fund the sponsors."
    Raij1n: "So I can't win unless I defeat the final boss, and you can't win period."
    Synonym: "Yep."
    Raij1in: "Well then, I guess all that's left to do is to finish this out, the way it was intended. I'm gonna make some final preparations, and then we can take out the last boss. MERC! ACTIVATE!"
    Merc: "zzzzzzzzzrrrt-OH GOD NO MORE TURRETS PLEASE."
    Raij1n: "It's alright, Merc. I killed Blindknagg."
    Merc: "Oh praise Turretis."
    Raij1n: "Alright, I think we're ready."

    Dallas: "And so our tournament approaches its end. Will Raij1n be able to take on the final Exterminator? Let's find out."
    Juanita: "There's no way anyone could possibly defeat the one and only Ace Hardlight!"
    Raij1n: "Fucking watch me."
    Ace Hardlight: "Bring it, kid."
    Dallas: "Ohoho! This is what you're all paying the big bucks for, you viewers at home! Get excited for the match between Ace Hardlight and Raij1in... with Synonym collecting Gold Bolts on the side!"


    Present time, at The Chief's Suite.


    Cyntalan: "Come on Syn."
    The Chief: "You realise that Syn can't win, right?"
    Cyntalan: "Well not at the moment, but as soon as Raij1n's done all the hard work, I'm gonna dump ALL of the Sponsor Coins that I got from him onto Synonym so that he CAN WIN!"
    Vynce (?) "You mean using the Sponsor Coins that Bious set on fire?"
    Cyntalan: "Haha, yeah. But that was just a joke right."
    The Chief: "..."
    Vynce (?) "..."
    Cyntalan: "FUCK. That's fine. We've got time to build up the Coins again."


    Present time, at the Liberator Tournament.


    Raij1n: "Alright Ace, enough fucking around. LET'S DO THIS."
    Ace Hardlight: "I couldn't agree more."
    Raij1n: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    Ace Hardlight: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    Bious: "Hold up, Dragon Ballsacks."

    Sponsors (-Bious): "WHAT THE FUCK."

    Bious: "So Raij1n, just to clarify, you can't win because your Ability contains a win condition to defeat the final boss, right?"
    Raij1n: "Umm, yeah. But I've got more than enough to take him."
    Bious: "And Synonym essentially doesn't count towards the players with his current role."
    Synonym: "...Not yet."
    Bious: "Perfect. You know the ASS holds a lot of things."
    Raij1n: "I think RadicalFuzz told me that once."
    Bious: "One of those things... one of those very expensive things lets me swap someone's Ability."
    Synonym: "FUCK YOU, YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T USE ANY OF THOSE COINS AGAINST ME."
    Bious: "These aren't your coins. But I'm not using it against you anyway. Alpha!"
    AlphaCommado: "Alrighty, let's see here... yep. Everything's in order. Raij1n's Ability has been replaced."
    Raij1n: "AH FUCK. What with."
    Bious: "It doesn't matter."

    Cyntalan: "THAT MOTHERFUCKER."

    Dallas: "AND WITH THAT SURPRISE LAST MINUTE INTERFERENCE, WE HAVE A WINNER!"
    Raij1n: "Wait, I haven't killed the final boss yet?"
    Dallas: "You don't need to. That was only a requirement of the Legacy Ability, and since you have a new Ability and Synonym is unable to win the game, you win by the normal rules of being the last man standing!"
    Juanita: "In other words, you win by default."
    Raij1n: "FUCK DEFAULT. Let me finish this, I'm so close!"
    Synonym: "Fuck you to Bious for ruining the game, to Alpha for allowing that broken-ass trade and to Nupo for being dumb enough to give Bious his bolts. GG's, not playing again."
    Raij1n: "No, I only need a couple more turns. I can even take out Synonym with the Claw if I have to! Just don't leave the game like this."

    Bious: "tumblr_nkcuztNG201sm8vizo1_500.gif"


    Present time, at The Chief's Suite.
    The Chief: "..."
    Vynce (?) "..."
    Cyntalan: "...This is a joke right?"
    Vynce (?) "All that buildup."
    The Chief: "Three whole weeks of the tournament."
    Cyntalan: "Just... finished."
    The Chief: "...With a win by default."
    Vynce (?): "Fucking Bious."


    Game over! Raij1n wins!

    Final Results:

    Actions
    Raij1n - Scavenge: Merc
    Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts


    Results
    Raij1n is the final remaining Player that is able to win!
    Raij1n's Ability:
    BIOUS-You have no Ability.

    Synonym's Ability makes him unable to win the game.
    Synonym's Ability:
    0-Virtue's Last Reward: You start the game with 0 atk/1,000,000 def armour (can only be worn by you). The only action you may take is Scavenge: Gold Bolts. Once received, these Gold Bolts turn into Sponsor Coins. You will be put into the Sponsors' Suite and will be able to distribute the Sponsor Coins as you wish. You cannot win the game.


    Players
    3rdSTRikeLOVE: Phase 18
    Blindknagg: Phase 16
    chadouken!: Phase 16
    DarkGeneral: Phase 13
    DukeC: Phase 6
    ForgeDigger: Phase 9
    Hecatom: Phase 10
    jasonC: Phase 7
    Missing Person: Phase 10
    NupoChromine: Phase 19
    orochizoolander: Phase 9
    RadicalFuzz: Phase 19
    Raij1n: WINNER
    Reiraku: Phase 10
    Synonym: ALIVE
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • BlindknaggBlindknagg There's the truth of time and the truth of legend. Joined: Posts: 3,790
    Merc: "Oh praise Turretis."
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    nigga that
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  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,144
    100% intentional. Merc did not have a fun time with Turretius that game, which led him to the path of the false prophet.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • BlindknaggBlindknagg There's the truth of time and the truth of legend. Joined: Posts: 3,790
    That doesn't make it any better though :mad:
    (> ̄▽ ̄)> nigga this
    nigga that
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  • CyntalanCyntalan Joined: Posts: 8,331 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Seriously, fuck your Aussie timezones. :mad:
    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ PRAISE HELIX ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    "NO! NOT LIKE THIS!" - Random audience member, Evo 2k9 SC4 finals. Go Hilde!
    "You are a weird, adorable little man, OZ." - Vynce
    "I violated marc but we definitely cool now." - dre37k
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    YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE! WAY TO GO DARTAGNION!
  • BiousBious Seasons Greetings Joined: Posts: 11,091
    edited April 30
    The best part was I used exactly 8 coins to fuck over Cynt and was left with 2 coins. Then I got Nupo to give me 22 bolts and traded for coins, giving me 24, which was exactly what I needed to make Raijin win.


    And 7 of those coins I used to ruin Cynt came from Cynt himself.
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  • SynonymSynonym S is for Synonym. Joined: Posts: 1,623
    Bious wrote: »
    The best part was I used exactly 8 coins to fuck over Cynt and was left with 2 coins. Then I got Nupo to give me 22 bolts and traded for coins, giving me 24, which was exactly what I needed to make Raijin win.


    And 7 of those coins I used to ruin Cynt came from Cynt himself.

    I don't care that it fucked me over, you should never have been allowed to destroy two coins at the cost of one. At a minimum, it should be 1:1.
    He looked down on the town from his mountain retreat, and he saw that the civilians hadn't uttered a peep.
    So he thought and he thought and he thought some more, and by the end of it his head was even quite sore.
    But then a thought popped up in his brain. Oh that will do quite nicely, that'll win us the game.
    Synonym gathered up all his evidence and facts, and he put them to work, preparing for his Last Gasp.
    One Mafia, two, then three and then four. Surely this would even out the score.
    That being done, he lay down to rest, knowing that when he woke he'd be proven the best.
    And what happened, then? Well, on Shoryuken they say - that Synonym's small ego grew three sizes that day.
  • CyntalanCyntalan Joined: Posts: 8,331 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Yeah, but had I actually been able to throw my action in before the time was up, I woulda deadlocked Syn to Raij1n and made the whole thing superfluous. I had fully planned to do it in the morning but failed to get up before it was time.
    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ PRAISE HELIX ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    "NO! NOT LIKE THIS!" - Random audience member, Evo 2k9 SC4 finals. Go Hilde!
    "You are a weird, adorable little man, OZ." - Vynce
    "I violated marc but we definitely cool now." - dre37k
  • Missing PersonMissing Person Givin' dat ho ho ho dem eyes. Joined: Posts: 13,757
    Not sure when I'm going to be able to run SFV mafia. Should be soon though.
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  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,144
    edited May 1
    And THAT was more like how I envisioned the game was going to go the first time around. Shoutouts to everyone that played the game through ArenaGM PMs and well done to the game changers.

    Also if anyone had mentioned/noticed that all my Phase titles were Selena Gomez songs, I was gonna give them a stack of Gold Bolts/Sponsor Coins.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • ForgeDiggerForgeDigger PEPSIMAAAAAAN! Joined: Posts: 1,234
    They sounded familiar
    "A fool and his head are easily parted! RRRARGGH!" - Volibear

    "You should try to clear your mind of idle thoughts. And if you can't, I will." - Jace Beleren

    Here we are - don't turn away now. We are the warriors that built this town.
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