SRK Arena IV - Ratchet Deadlocked/Gladiator HD - Finale: Like A Champion

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  • BlindknaggBlindknagg There's the truth of time and the truth of legend. Joined: Posts: 3,759
    Blindknagg just shot Raij1n, and his mafia boss JasonC claimed the miniturrent was random ( I don't know if that for sure or not )
    -Mini Turret Launcher (+1 atk/0 def): When fired, turret attacks a random target (minus the firing player). Turret stays active for three turns. Multiple turrets can be active. Upgrades at 20XP.
    -Quasar Turret Launcher (+4 atk/0 def): Player can choose turret targets. Turret stays active for five turns.

    Bruh the only thing I care about is to spread the gospel of the one true god of RNG.

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    Speaking of which, it's about damn time that #24 contact me and join the church.
    The only way I can tell at the moment for the "stragglers" to survive long enough to become a threat is to appeal to the 6&22 twins @Blindknagg and @Reiraku to abandon your mafia masters, and instead attack those who would seek to use your strengths for their own benefit.

    Nah I'm #11.

    "11-Mr. Zurkon: Mr. Zurkon fires at the target you Attack, giving your attacks a 1.5x multiplier."
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  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    Actions due in 30 minutes.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • jasonCjasonC Fish Bar Zombie Joined: Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Do you need me to attack shellshock?
  • jasonCjasonC Fish Bar Zombie Joined: Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    We take out shock, get bolts, handle Yun and yang after?
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    edited April 15
    One hour ago, at The Chief's suite


    Cyntalan: "So did you finally get your Holovision connecton sorted out?"
    The Chief: "Yeah, turns out that the disconnect was caused by a stock market crash of all things."
    Bious: "So what about all those episodes we missed?"
    The Chief: "Well I've got the Fantastic Alpha Package, so we'll be able to watch them when they're re-released."
    Vynce (?): "You've got the FAP?"
    The Chief: "I've got the FAP. So do we want to wait for the previous episodes to be re-released or do we want to watch tonight's episode?"
    Cyntalan: "Let's watch tonight's episode. I'm sure they're still being friendly, and we don't want another write-up delayed."
    Vynce (?): "We don't want what?"
    Cyntalan: "I said we don't want to get right up to where we were delayed."


    Present time, at Kronos



    Dallas: "HELLLLOOOOO AND WELCOME TO THE MAIN EVENT TONIGHT AT DREADZONE."
    Juanita: "Oh Dallas, I'm so excited! Today, we get to see our 15 contestants get crushed by the one, the only, SHELLSHOCK!"
    Shellshock: "ZESE TINY COWARDS SINK ZEY CAN BEAT ME? BWAHAHAHAHA!"
    Dallas: "He's right to laugh, Juanita. None of these tiny cowards are strong enough to take Shellshock by themselves!"
    Missing Person: "Maybe so. But together, we have proven that we can take down any adversary. These people may have let me down in the past, but I truly do believe in them."
    chadouken!: "You said it MP! Come on everyone, LET'S GOOOOOOO!"
    RadicalFuzz: " :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D"
    Juanita: "Wowwwww guys, that was an incredible effort. Congratulations."
    Missing Person: "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?"
    Raij1n: "Where was everyone?"
    DarkGeneral: "Yeah, hold up a sec. There's probably some Gold Bolts around here somewhere."
    Missing Person: "CAN YOU DO THAT WHEN THERE'S NOT A 500 TONNE BEHEMOTH IN FRONT OF US?"
    Shellshock: "IT WOULD NOT HAVE MATTERED ANYWAY. I DID NOT EVEN FEEL ANY OF YOUR ATTACKS."
    jasonC: "That's because you weren't attacked."
    Dallas: "WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. In a surprise action, jasonC has opted to SHIELD Shellshock!"
    Shellshock: "YOU ARE A SMART MAN, BUT I WILL NOT SPARE YOU."
    jasonC: "Oh, I don't need sparing. But he does."
    Raij1n: "You?"
    Juanita: "OHHHH. A beautiful fountain of blood explodes from Raij1n as The Arbiter rocket finds its mark!"
    Shellshock: "UND NOW IT IS MY TURN."
    Dallas: "Would you look at that, Juanita! Shellshock EFFORTLESSLY knocks chadouken!, Missing Person and RadicalFuzz to the side, with the latter taking a Shellshock fist straight to the genitals!"
    RadicalFuzz: "D':"
    Juanita: "But Shellshock's not done yet! With a great ascension to the skies, his missiles lock onto DukeC, ForgeDigger, NupoChromine and Synonym, and it looks like no matter how much you pray to Jesus, it can't save DukeC from the mighty Shellshock!"
    DukeC: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    Shellshock: "HAHA, PUNY CRITTERS. ONE DOWN, FOURTEEN TO GO."
    Dallas: "And with that, Shellshock moves on to the next area! Have our contestants met their match? Tune in next time to find out! Only on Vox."


    Present time, at The Chief's suite


    Cyntalan: "HOLY FUCK, HOW MUCH DID WE MISS?"
    The Chief: "Those previous episodes had better come out fucking soon. I'm not paying for premium FAP for nothing."
    Bious: "DAMMIT."
    Vynce (?): "What?"
    Bious: "I KNEW I SHOULD'VE BET ON BETRAYAL."


    Actions
    3rdSTRikeLOVE - Evade
    Blindknagg - Attack
    chadouken! - Attack: Shellshock
    DarkGeneral - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    DukeC - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    ForgeDigger - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    Hecatom - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    jasonC - Attack: Raij1n
    Missing Person - Attack: Shellshock
    NupoChromine - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    orochizoolander - Jesus probably wouldn't do that
    RadicalFuzz - Attack: Shellshock
    Raij1n - Attack: Shellshock
    Reiraku - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    Merc - Shield: Shellshock
    Miniturret (Turn 3/3) - Attack: Synonym
    Miniturret (Turn 1/3) - Attack: Hecatom

    Results
    DukeC dies.
    DukeC's Ability:
    12-Mockingjay: The odds are ever in your favour. You may control the results of one NPC's RNG per turn. This action is in addition to your regular daily action and will not show up in the action list.


    Raij1n dies.
    Raij1n's Ability:
    25-Deadeye: You can Attack any Player, even if their action that turn is Evade. Your Attacks also ignore shields.


    chadouken!, Missing Person and RadicalFuzz have their Defence halved during the next turn.

    jasonC's Arbiter gets 10XP for killing Raij1n.

    DarkGeneral gets 0 Gold Bolts.
    ForgeDigger gets 0 Gold Bolts.
    Hecatom gets 2 Gold Bolts.
    NupoChromine gets 1 Gold Bolt.
    Reiraku gets 1 Gold Bolt.
    Synonym gets 3 Gold Bolts.

    Players
    3rdSTRikeLOVE: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+2 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}, Nanobots, Database
    Blindknagg: Miniturret Launcher (+1 atk/+1 def/3XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}
    chadouken!: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/5XP)
    DarkGeneral: Hunter Mine Launcher (0 atk/+3 def/0XP)
    DukeC: Phase 6
    ForgeDigger: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/5XP)
    Hecatom: Versa-Wrench Lite (+4 atk/+4 def/3XP) (Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def)
    jasonC: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/10XP)
    Missing Person: Dual Vipers (+1 atk/0 def/18XP)
    NupoChromine: Scorpion Flail (+3 atk/0 def/10XP)
    orochizoolander: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/0XP)
    RadicalFuzz: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)
    Raij1n: Phase 6
    Reiraku: Versa-Wrench Lite (+4 atk/+4 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def}
    Synonym:

    Merc (jasonC) - (0 atk/0 def/4 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/6XP)

    Scavengable Items
    Weapons
    -Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
    -Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
    -Raij1n's Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+1 def/8XP)

    Items
    -Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
    -Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)

    Avenger Tournament
    Shellshock (2 atk/10 def/5XP): If not killed at the end of the turn, hits all Players that attacked him with a shockwave, halving their defence next turn. All attackers on same turn as death get 2 Gold Bolts. 25% chance of each Player getting hit by attack. Surviving Players become Avengers (armour becomes +2 def, Players worth 15XP)

    Actions due in 24 hours.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • jasonCjasonC Fish Bar Zombie Joined: Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    First blood >:)
  • chadouken!chadouken! less < more Joined: Posts: 4,693
    e31.jpg
    This SRK nonsense will never stop.
    -jimmy1200, unbanned
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    chadouken! wrote: »
    e31.jpg

    Well that's an easy way to tell that you didn't play this game last time. Only took until Phase 2 for 2 Players to die.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • chadouken!chadouken! less < more Joined: Posts: 4,693
    Yeah it's my first arena game.
    This SRK nonsense will never stop.
    -jimmy1200, unbanned
  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 859
    Igualmente.

    .... I hope my corpse is beautiful
  • ForgeDiggerForgeDigger PEPSIMAAAAAAN! Joined: Posts: 1,234
    jasonC wrote: »
    We take out shock, get bolts, handle Yun and yang after?

    That was way too late to be sincere.
    "A fool and his head are easily parted! RRRARGGH!" - Volibear

    "You should try to clear your mind of idle thoughts. And if you can't, I will." - Jace Beleren

    Here we are - don't turn away now. We are the warriors that built this town.
  • BlindknaggBlindknagg There's the truth of time and the truth of legend. Joined: Posts: 3,759
    Raij1n wrote: »
    Igualmente.

    .... I hope my corpse is beautiful

    The power of Turretius compels you!
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    nigga that
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  • 3rdSTRikeLOVE3rdSTRikeLOVE Joined: Posts: 644
    Fuck...lol. I mean fuck damn it, I'm probably next...lol wtf @Raij1n ...FUCK! What happened?
    Cry Freedom! Cry the beloved country!
  • BlindknaggBlindknagg There's the truth of time and the truth of legend. Joined: Posts: 3,759
    Somebody leaked all the roles and all hell broke loose. :neutral:
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  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    11 hours ago, at Shellshock's Arena


    jasonC: "Hey Synonym, you look pretty
    Synonym: "Thanks mate."
    jasonC: "...underequipped over there."
    Synonym: "Nah cunt, I've got everything I need. Plus I'm makin' a fuckin' killin' on these Gold Bolts."
    jasonC: "Here. Use this as a container to store your massive fortune in."
    Synonym: "Motherfucker this is 100% less convenient than me just carrying the Gold Bolts."


    jasonC has given The Arbiter to Synonym.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    24 hours ago, at Shellshock's Arena


    Dallas: "WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. In a surprise action, jasonC has opted to SHIELD Shellshock!"
    Shellshock: "YOU ARE A SMART MAN, BUT I WILL NOT SPARE YOU."
    jasonC: "Yes, you told me that already."
    Raij1n: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... wait. Did the rocket miss?"
    jasonC: "What? NO. I KILLED YOU."
    Juanita: "And it looks like jasonC has lost the element of surprise, with everyone now watching his every move."
    Shellshock: "UND NOW IT IS MY TURN."

    jasonC's Phase 6 Action has been undone!

    Raij1n has been revived.
    Raij1n has his defence halved for the next turn for Attacking Shellshock.
    The Magma Cannon has been removed from the scavengable items list.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 21,847
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
    ( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.
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  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    Oh whoops, meant to tag him in that last one.

    @Raij1n, you back in nigga.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 3,404
    Does that mean JasonC also lost the XP from the kill?
    Within the dream, he stayed.

    "Some garbage is okay." - Safety Stegosaurus
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    edited April 16
    Does that mean JasonC also lost the XP from the kill?

    Yep. Well, his Arbiter did.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • 3rdSTRikeLOVE3rdSTRikeLOVE Joined: Posts: 644
    @Synonym I beg of you oh absent master...

    Give me stuff in Eostre Bunny's name!
    Cry Freedom! Cry the beloved country!
  • SynonymSynonym S is for Synonym. Joined: Posts: 1,623
    @Synonym I beg of you oh absent master...

    Give me stuff in Eostre Bunny's name!

    The lounge has said they are willing to negotiate for sponsorship. I am feeding them gold, but they hunger for more.

    @jasonC you're crazy but I like crazy.
    He looked down on the town from his mountain retreat, and he saw that the civilians hadn't uttered a peep.
    So he thought and he thought and he thought some more, and by the end of it his head was even quite sore.
    But then a thought popped up in his brain. Oh that will do quite nicely, that'll win us the game.
    Synonym gathered up all his evidence and facts, and he put them to work, preparing for his Last Gasp.
    One Mafia, two, then three and then four. Surely this would even out the score.
    That being done, he lay down to rest, knowing that when he woke he'd be proven the best.
    And what happened, then? Well, on Shoryuken they say - that Synonym's small ego grew three sizes that day.
  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 3,404
    Uh, just realized something. @jasonC , What was the point of giving @Synonym the weapon? He can only scavenge for bolts...
    Within the dream, he stayed.

    "Some garbage is okay." - Safety Stegosaurus
  • RadicalFuzzRadicalFuzz Invading Pokopon's Courtrooms Joined: Posts: 4,795
    Lowers defense, I'm assuming.
    I am the one true frog.
  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 3,404
    I mean, 1,000,000 - 2 doesn't really do much for anyone, lol.
    Within the dream, he stayed.

    "Some garbage is okay." - Safety Stegosaurus
  • SynonymSynonym S is for Synonym. Joined: Posts: 1,623
    I mean, 1,000,000 - 2 doesn't really do much for anyone, lol.

    I think the number is also negligible, since it can increase if needed. It's just to show I'm invulnerable bit also can't win.
    He looked down on the town from his mountain retreat, and he saw that the civilians hadn't uttered a peep.
    So he thought and he thought and he thought some more, and by the end of it his head was even quite sore.
    But then a thought popped up in his brain. Oh that will do quite nicely, that'll win us the game.
    Synonym gathered up all his evidence and facts, and he put them to work, preparing for his Last Gasp.
    One Mafia, two, then three and then four. Surely this would even out the score.
    That being done, he lay down to rest, knowing that when he woke he'd be proven the best.
    And what happened, then? Well, on Shoryuken they say - that Synonym's small ego grew three sizes that day.
  • BlindknaggBlindknagg There's the truth of time and the truth of legend. Joined: Posts: 3,759
    @AlphaCommando what happens if Synonym is selected as the winner from #19's ability?
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  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    Blindknagg wrote: »
    @AlphaCommando what happens if Synonym is selected as the winner from #19's ability?

    If hypothetically, the #19 (Legacy) Ability from 3SL's list is in the game and Synonym was at the top of that list, Synonym's Ability would be replaced with the Legacy Ability, which would also replace the hypothetical no-win condition attached to Synonym's hypothetical Ability. Hypothetically.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    edited April 17
    One hour ago, at The Chief's suite


    Bious: "So did you end up finding out why everyone went fucking berserk?"
    The Chief: "Yeah, looks like 3rdSTRikeLOVE released a list of everyone's Abilities, including some that they didn't have."
    Cyntalan: "Paranoia's some crazy shit man. Stronger than any weapon out there."
    Vynce (?): "From personal experience, I can tell you that's 100% not true."
    The Chief: "You weren't paranoid?"
    Vynce (?): "Oh fuck yeah I was, but a Versa-Wrench to the skull hurts a lot more than getting hit with an illegal Protocol."


    Present time, at Kronos



    Dallas: "And welcome back to day 2 of our exciting match between our useless contestants and the mighty Shellshock!"
    Juanita: "So far, nobody has been able to land a single hit against this rugged behemoth. Let's see who's stupid enough to try tonight!"
    Raij1n: "YOU TRIED TO FUCKING KILL ME."
    jasonC: "I SUCCEEDED IN FUCKING KILLING YOU."
    chadouken!: "What the fuck are they talking about?"
    Raij1n: "WELL I'LL ONLY NEED TO SUCCEED IN KILLING YOU ONCE. HECATOM AND REIRAKU, NOW!"
    jasonC: "OH SHIT, MERC! I'LL PROMOTE YOU IF YOU SAVE ME."
    Merc: "Launching shield, sir."
    Juanita: "Woah, would you look at that, Dallas? All of that concentrated damage manages to break through the shield! Do they have enough to take jasonC out?"
    Reiraku: "Finish him off, MP!"
    *bang*
    Missing Person: "And one shot for you."
    *bang*
    Reiraku: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
    Missing Person: "NupoChromine, NOW!"
    NupoChromine: "Take that, Reiraku you shit!"
    Juanita: "OHHHHH! With that excellent co-ordination between the contestants, they manage to take out... nobody jasonC."
    Shellshock: "I CAN FEEX ZAT."
    Dallas: "And Shellshock launches valiantly into the air, locking on to Blindknagg, ForgeDigger, RadicalFuzz and Synonym, with RadicalFuzz surviving by some absolute miracle!"
    RadicalFuzz: "mY nUtS hAvE hArDeNeD D:"
    Dallas: "And with that piece of too much information, that's all for tonight. Tune in next time to see who Shellshock will have to wipe off his shoe tomorrow. Only on Vox."


    Present time, at The Chief's suite


    Vynce (?): "So all that buildup, and... nothing happened jasonC died?"
    Cyntalan: "I think it was less than nothing jasonC dying. I thought I remembered Raij1n dying?"
    Bious: "Hmmm... no. Don't think that happened."
    The Chief: "Must've just been a commercial."



    Actions
    3rdSTRikeLOVE - Defend
    Blindknagg - Attack
    chadouken! - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    DarkGeneral - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    ForgeDigger - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    Hecatom - Attack: jasonC
    jasonC - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    Missing Person - Attack: jasonC/Reiraku
    NupoChromine - Attack: Reiraku
    orochizoolander - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    RadicalFuzz - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    Raij1n - Attack: jasonC
    Reiraku - Attack: jasonC
    Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    Merc - Shield: jasonC
    Miniturret (Turn 2/3) - Attack: NupoChromine
    Miniturret (Turn 1/3) - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE

    Shellshock - Attack: Blindknagg/ForgeDigger/RadicalFuzz/Synonym

    Results
    jasonC dies.
    jasonC's Ability:
    24-Turretius: NPCs will not Attack you (does not include Exterminators).


    ForgeDigger's Versa-Wrench Lite gets 10XP for killing jasonC.
    ForgeDigger's Versa-Wrench Lite upgrades to the Versa-Wrench Multicore.
    Hecatom's Versa-Wrench Lite gets 10XP for killing jasonC.
    Hecatom's Versa-Wrench Lite upgrades to the Versa-Wrench Multicore.
    Missing Person's Dual Vipers get 10XP for killing jasonC.
    Missing Person's Dual Vipers upgrade to the Dual Raptors.
    Raij1n's Magma Cannon gets 10XP for killing jasonC.
    Reiraku's Versa-Wrench Lite gets 10XP for killing jasonC.
    Reiraku's Versa-Wrench Lite upgrades to the Versa-Wrench Multicore.
    Merc's Holoshield Launcher gets 9XP for blocking 9 damage.

    chadouken! gets 0 Gold Bolts.
    DarkGeneral gets 1 Gold Bolt.
    ForgeDigger gets 3 Gold Bolts.
    jasonC gets 1 Gold Bolt.
    orochizoolander gets 2 Gold Bolts.
    RadicalFuzz gets 0 Gold Bolts.
    Synonym gets 0 Gold Bolts.

    Players
    3rdSTRikeLOVE: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+3 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}, Nanobots, Database
    Blindknagg: Miniturret Launcher (+1 atk/+3 def/3XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def, +2 def}
    chadouken!: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/5XP)
    DarkGeneral: Hunter Mine Launcher (0 atk/+5 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +2 def}
    DukeC: Phase 6
    ForgeDigger: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0XP)
    Hecatom: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+5 atk/+9 def/0XP) (+3 atk, +3 def, +4 def)
    jasonC: Phase 7
    Missing Person: Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def)
    NupoChromine: Scorpion Flail (+5 atk/4 def/10XP) {Alpha Mods: +2 atk, +4 def}
    orochizoolander: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/0XP)
    RadicalFuzz: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)
    Raij1n: Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+1 def/18XP)
    Reiraku: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+5 atk/+9 def/0XP) (+3 atk, +3 def, +4 def)
    Synonym: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/0XP)

    Scavengable Items
    Weapons
    -Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
    -Fusion Rifle (1 Available)

    Items
    -Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
    -Merc - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/15XP) [Note: Holoshield launcher can be scavenged separately]
    -Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)

    Avenger Tournament
    Shellshock (2 atk/10 def/5XP): If not killed at the end of the turn, hits all Players that attacked him with a shockwave, halving their defence next turn. All attackers on same turn as death get 2 Gold Bolts. 25% chance of each Player getting hit by attack. Surviving Players become Avengers (armour becomes +2 def, Players worth 15XP)

    Actions due in 24 hours.

    Post edited by AlphaCommando on
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • jasonCjasonC Fish Bar Zombie Joined: Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Chill guys.
  • jasonCjasonC Fish Bar Zombie Joined: Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    So I'm gonna assume that berserk is not in the game
  • jasonCjasonC Fish Bar Zombie Joined: Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I should be dead, shouldn't I?
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    jasonC wrote: »
    I should be dead, shouldn't I?

    Everyone starts the game with +1 armour.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • jasonCjasonC Fish Bar Zombie Joined: Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Raij1n's ability is a lie?
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    jasonC wrote: »
    Raij1n's ability is a lie?

    In light of what may or may not be related to this, you dead nigga. I may or may not have forgotten that I updated that role to include shields (not just Evades like last time).

    Updating.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • BlindknaggBlindknagg There's the truth of time and the truth of legend. Joined: Posts: 3,759
    RIP
    (> ̄▽ ̄)> nigga this
    nigga that
    <( ̄▽ ̄<)
  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 3,404
    @AlphaCommando

    What's the point of the turn titles?
    Within the dream, he stayed.

    "Some garbage is okay." - Safety Stegosaurus
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    @AlphaCommando

    What's the point of the turn titles?

    The first one had to do with the write-up. The rest followed a completely different pattern caused by the name of the first one.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • chadouken!chadouken! less < more Joined: Posts: 4,693
    Why can't I ever get any gold bolts? ;( I keep wasting my turns.
    This SRK nonsense will never stop.
    -jimmy1200, unbanned
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 21,847
    chadouken! wrote: »
    Why can't I ever get any gold bolts? ;( I keep wasting my turns.

    It almost feels like Destiny, you keep hoping to get an specific loot just to get dissapointed.
    ( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.
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  • Missing PersonMissing Person Givin' dat ho ho ho dem eyes. Joined: Posts: 13,644
    Start praying to Turretius chad. You may receive favour.
    XBL: WatCnBrwnDo4U | PSN: LanierIsPlusEV | CFN: MissingPerson GGPO/FightCade: Missing Person | Steam: [TAS] Missing Person | Battle.net: MissingPersn#1365
    Twitter: JTMMissingPersn | Instagram: jtmmissingperson | Twitch: twitch.tv/missingpersonsrk
  • SynonymSynonym S is for Synonym. Joined: Posts: 1,623
    Alpha was at some family dinner so I'm posting results.

    Everyone except synonym died from aids. Synonym scavenged 200 gold bolts. Millennium Falcon hits Oz and kills him. It reveals he's actually #19. Anyone wanting further info on player roles will need to purchase it from me.
    He looked down on the town from his mountain retreat, and he saw that the civilians hadn't uttered a peep.
    So he thought and he thought and he thought some more, and by the end of it his head was even quite sore.
    But then a thought popped up in his brain. Oh that will do quite nicely, that'll win us the game.
    Synonym gathered up all his evidence and facts, and he put them to work, preparing for his Last Gasp.
    One Mafia, two, then three and then four. Surely this would even out the score.
    That being done, he lay down to rest, knowing that when he woke he'd be proven the best.
    And what happened, then? Well, on Shoryuken they say - that Synonym's small ego grew three sizes that day.
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    edited April 18
    (Had to take a laptop to a hotel, so posting this is less than ideal as it is without a write-up.)

    Actions
    3rdSTRikeLOVE - Y'all niggas need Jesus.
    Blindknagg - Attack
    chadouken! - Attack: Reiraku
    DarkGeneral - Attack: orochizoolander
    ForgeDigger - Attack: Reiraku
    Hecatom - Attack: Nupochromine
    Missing Person - Attack: Reiraku
    NupoChromine - Attack: Reiraku
    orochizoolander - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    RadicalFuzz - Attack: Reiraku
    Raij1n - 3 people need Jesus this late in the game?
    Reiraku - Evade
    Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    Miniturret (Turn 3/3) - Attack: Missing Person
    Miniturret (Turn 2/3) - Attack: Shellshock
    Miniturret (Turn 1/3) - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
    Raptor Shot A - Attack: Raij1n
    Raptor Shot B - Attack: Synonym

    Shellshock - Attack: chadouken!

    Results
    Blindknagg's defence is halved next turn.

    orochizoolander gets 3 Gold Bolts.
    Synonym gets 1 Gold Bolt.

    Players
    3rdSTRikeLOVE: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+3 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}, Nanobots, Database
    Blindknagg: Miniturret Launcher (+1 atk/+3 def/13XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def, +2 def}
    chadouken!: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/5XP)
    DarkGeneral: Hunter Mine Launcher (0 atk/+5 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +2 def}
    DukeC: Phase 6
    ForgeDigger: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0XP)
    Hecatom: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+5 atk/+9 def/0XP) (+3 atk, +3 def, +4 def)
    jasonC: Phase 7
    Missing Person: Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def)
    NupoChromine: Scorpion Flail (+5 atk/4 def/10XP) {Alpha Mods: +2 atk, +4 def}
    orochizoolander: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/0XP)
    RadicalFuzz: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)
    Raij1n: Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+1 def/18XP)
    Reiraku: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+5 atk/+9 def/0XP) (+3 atk, +3 def, +4 def)
    Synonym: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/0XP)

    Scavengable Items
    Weapons
    -Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
    -Fusion Rifle (1 Available)

    Items
    -Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
    -Merc - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/15XP) [Note: Holoshield launcher can be scavenged separately]
    -Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)

    Avenger Tournament
    Shellshock (2 atk/10 def/5XP): If not killed at the end of the turn, hits all Players that attacked him with a shockwave, halving their defence next turn. All attackers on same turn as death get 2 Gold Bolts. 25% chance of each Player getting hit by attack. Surviving Players become Avengers (armour becomes +2 def, Players worth 15XP)

    Actions due in 24 hours.

    Post edited by AlphaCommando on
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • ForgeDiggerForgeDigger PEPSIMAAAAAAN! Joined: Posts: 1,234
    Someone's a rat :^)
    "A fool and his head are easily parted! RRRARGGH!" - Volibear

    "You should try to clear your mind of idle thoughts. And if you can't, I will." - Jace Beleren

    Here we are - don't turn away now. We are the warriors that built this town.
  • ForgeDiggerForgeDigger PEPSIMAAAAAAN! Joined: Posts: 1,234
    @AlphaCommando what's this part mean?
    Raptor Shot A - Attack: Raij1n
    Raptor Shot B - Attack: Synonym
    "A fool and his head are easily parted! RRRARGGH!" - Volibear

    "You should try to clear your mind of idle thoughts. And if you can't, I will." - Jace Beleren

    Here we are - don't turn away now. We are the warriors that built this town.
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    edited April 17
    @AlphaCommando what's this part mean?
    Raptor Shot A - Attack: Raij1n
    Raptor Shot B - Attack: Synonym

    The upgraded Dual Vipers (Dual Raptors) have two randomised bounces.

    Also, my Dropbox version of the Excel sheet (not my main PC copy) didn't have the defence from the Dual Raptors added to MP's Defence, so he's still alive. Oops. Because of that, I've let MP see everything in the Sponsor's Suite, so hopefully that's enough compensation for accidentally revealing MP's Ability early.

    Just giving full disclosure.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Spanner and Clink Joined: Posts: 3,134
    I DIDN'T EVEN CLOSE BRACKETS ON THE ONE SENTENCE AT THE TOP.

    GAME IS RUINED. NOBODY WINS.
    As a precaution for anyone taking that last sentence seriously, the game is still on.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • ReirakuReiraku Joined: Posts: 744
    Rocks fall, everyone dies.
  • 3rdSTRikeLOVE3rdSTRikeLOVE Joined: Posts: 644
    lol, oops...how am I still alive?
    Cry Freedom! Cry the beloved country!
  • ReirakuReiraku Joined: Posts: 744
    Everyone has a murder boner for me apparently.