SRK Arena IV - Ratchet Deadlocked/Gladiator HD - Finale: Like A Champion

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  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,149
    jasonC wrote: »
    So what happens if this thread gets locked if we start posting lime green penises?

    The trick is to dress them up in little outfits so Pertho doesn't recognise them.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • jasonCjasonC Fish Bar Zombie Joined: Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I'm scavenging bolts too. From a game design standpoint, it ramps you up to get ahead in the long run a la coin, wild growth, innervate, wild growth on turn 1.
  • jasonCjasonC Fish Bar Zombie Joined: Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    If you would have let vynce author the write up, hecatom would have sounded like hecatom.
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,149
    Actions due in 15 minutes.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,149
    edited April 10
    Two hours ago, at The Chief's suite


    The Chief: "..."
    Cyntalan: "..."
    Bious: "..."
    Vynce (?): "..."
    Cyntalan: "Can we keep him?"
    Bious: "Can we kill him?"
    The Chief: "Well I mean we did win him in an... action. So I guess we can do whatever we want with him?"
    Vynce (?): "You WON me?"
    The Chief: "Yep, says right here that we traded the soul of a viewer for the soul of a contestant."
    Vynce (?): "HAH, JOKES ON YOU. I DON'T HAVE A SOUL."
    Cyntalan: "Oh. But I'm thirsty. You were meant to get us drinks."
    Bious: "Can we kill him now?"
    The Chief: "Tell you what. Vynce (?) has played in Dreadzone before. Maybe we can use him to win some SaltyBets. Got any insider info that we can bet on to make a fortune?"
    Vynce (?): "Bet on RadicalFuzz and orochizoolander to do something stupid."
    The Chief: "I said fortune, not 1:1 odds."


    Present time, at the Dreadzone Station



    Dallas: "Aaaaaaaand we are LIVE from the Dreadzone Station where our contestants have 5 minutes to gather whatever they can get their grubby hands on. Joining me tonight is my ever-delightful co-host, Juanita!"
    Juanita: "Urgh."
    Dallas: "You said it, Jjjuanita. Now let's check in with the ensuing chaos of everyone fighting blood and bone over the LIMITED RESOURCES."
    DukeC: "Uhhh, nah. I think most of us are good."
    Missing Person: "Yeah, that was surprisingly diplomatic."
    chadouken!: "I mean I was slightly tempted to take the Miniturret Launcher, buuutttt...."
    Blindknagg: "ALL HAIL LORD TURRETIUS, PRAISE BE UNTO HIM AND ALL HIS GLORY."
    Dallas: "Well then... I guess we're good to go?"
    ForgeDigger: "stupid fucken fucker fuck"
    Juanita: "Awww, did the girl get overpowered by the oppressive male? Did the patriarchy take your B6-Obliterator?"
    3rdSTRikeLOVE: "Bitches can't handle my shit."
    Dallas: "Frankly, I'm surprised she didn't go for the Gold Bolts, knowing her type. So that's the source of the whispered curses... where are the distant far away abuses coming from?"
    jasonC: "THAT STUPID SOUTH AMERICAN BASTARD."
    Hecatom: "HECATOM ES NUMER UNO! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!"
    Juanita: "Wow, it looks like jasonC's overwhelming jealousy awakened Hecatom's accent!"
    Dallas: "That jealousy of course caused by jasonC being unable to find ANY Gold Bolts while Hecatom takes away a massive 4 Gold Bolts! And how goes your hunt for Gold Bolts... $ynonym?"
    Synonym: "I don't wanna talk about it cunt."
    Juanita: "Speaking of not talking, what's with Reiraku, RadicalFuzz and orochizoolander?"
    Dallas: "Well RadicalFuzz and orochizoolander have been dead for 2 years like the rest of the returning contestants, I'm surprised there isn't more brain decay!"
    DarkGeneral: "Oh, that's not an effect of the revival, those two are normally like that."
    NupoChromine: "And I think Reiraku's on the phone."
    Reiraku: "Oh yes, tell me more about your experience with airport security..."
    Juanita: "OKAY, I'M BORED NOW. SEND THEM TO CATACROM FOUR."
    Dallas: "You remember that place, don't you returning contestants?"
    Synonym: "Fuckin' oath I do. Good memories. Think we might set up camp again, ay?"
    Juanita: "Oh yes, take all the time in the world there. There is something you should know though."
    Dallas: "Have you ever heard of Viagrobot? Well we've given those Zombie Robots a whole shipment and the gestation period of a Zombie Robot is a lot less than any other species!"
    Juanita: "So the question is... how long are you prepared to hold out? Because the longer it is, the harder it gets. Try Viagrobot today!"
    Dallas: "And with our contestants now on their way to Catacrom Four, that brings today's show to a close. What will our contestants do tomorrow? Tune in next time on Dreadzone."


    Back at The Chief's suite


    The Chief: "Co-operation, huh..."
    Bious: "Yeah, that peace won't last."
    Cyntalan: "Especially if we have anything to say about it."
    Vynce (?): "Those are people's LIVES you are talking about. They are my CREW!"
    The Chief: "Didn't stop you from trying to kill them last time."
    Vynce (?): "..."
    The Chief: "And keep yo damn feet off my couch!"
    Bious: "Fuck yo couch nigga."


    Actions

    3rdSTRikeLOVE - Scavenge: B6-Obliterator
    Blindknagg - Scavenge: Miniturret Launcher
    chadouken! - Scavenge: Versa-Wrench Lite
    DarkGeneral - Scavenge: Hunter Mine Launcher
    DukeC - Scavenge: Green
    ForgeDigger - Scavenge: B6-Obliterator
    Hecatom - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    jasonC - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
    Missing Person - Scavenge: Dual Vipers
    NupoChromine - Scavenge: Scorpion Flail
    orochizoolander - Jesus wept
    RadicalFuzz - Nobody wept
    Raij1n - Scavenge: Nanobots
    Reiraku - Jesus wept
    Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts

    Results
    3rdSTRikeLOVE wins the B6-Obliterator over ForgeDigger.
    Hecatom gets 4 Gold Bolts.
    jasonC gets 0 Gold Bolts.
    Synonym gets 0 Gold Bolts.

    Players
    3rdSTRikeLOVE: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+2 def/0XP)
    Blindknagg: Miniturret Launcher (+1 atk/0 def/0XP)
    chadouken!: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/0XP)
    DarkGeneral: Hunter Mine Launcher (0 atk/+3 def/0XP)
    DukeC: Green (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)
    ForgeDigger:
    Hecatom:
    jasonC:
    Missing Person: Dual Vipers (+1 atk/0 def/0XP)
    NupoChromine: Scorpion Flail (+3 atk/0 def/0XP)
    orochizoolander:
    RadicalFuzz:
    Raij1n: Nanobots
    Reiraku:
    Synonym:

    Scavengable Items
    Weapons
    -Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
    -Magma Cannon (1 Available)
    -The Arbiter (1 Available)
    -Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
    -Holoshield Launcher (1 Available)
    -Merc (1 Available)

    Items
    -Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
    -Database (Contains all 26 Abilities, but not the Players that own them)

    New Planet
    Catacrom Four:
    Zombie Robot A - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
    Zombie Robot B - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
    Zombie Robot C - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
    If 1 or more Zombie Robots remain at the end of the turn, 2 more will spawn.

    Actions due in 24 hours.
    Post edited by AlphaCommando on
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • BlindknaggBlindknagg Christmas? Bah, humbug! Joined: Posts: 3,963
    Turretius Vult!
    (> ̄▽ ̄)> nigga this
    nigga that
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  • RadicalFuzzRadicalFuzz Invading Pokopon's Courtrooms Joined: Posts: 4,795
    God damn it I'm an idiot. Gonna grab a Wrench.
    I am the one true frog.
  • jasonCjasonC Fish Bar Zombie Joined: Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Wtf
  • ForgeDiggerForgeDigger PEPSIMAAAAAAN! Joined: Posts: 1,234
    Welp :/
    "A fool and his head are easily parted! RRRARGGH!" - Volibear

    "You should try to clear your mind of idle thoughts. And if you can't, I will." - Jace Beleren

    Here we are - don't turn away now. We are the warriors that built this town.
  • chadouken!chadouken! less < more Joined: Posts: 5,234
    Yes! I got the wrench!
    po pimpus wrote: »
    Yes, I'm still pissed. Yes, go fuck yourself Darkfaggotasshole.
  • Missing PersonMissing Person Quickly becoming the Sailor Moon S guy. Joined: Posts: 13,883
    Guys, I hate to be that guy, but how does everyone feel about killing the NPCs today and getting that done first?

    They've been buffed since last time so we need to not die from them.

    Let's coordinate which one we're aiming for to make sure we guarantee their deaths.
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  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 1,196
    I have coordinated my efforts to help out with that next round... I have yet to acquire any means of offense besides personal odor and cynicism
  • BlindknaggBlindknagg Christmas? Bah, humbug! Joined: Posts: 3,963
    Let's coordinate which one we're aiming for to make sure we guarantee their deaths.

    Yeah... about that aiming part.

    Turretius knows if you've been naughty.
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    nigga that
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  • 3rdSTRikeLOVE3rdSTRikeLOVE Joined: Posts: 644
    Same old love my ass lol, I can actually maybe do something this time around
    Cry Freedom! Cry the beloved country!
  • chadouken!chadouken! less < more Joined: Posts: 5,234
    OK, I'm attacking Robot C with my wrench. My wrench has +1 attack to the Robot's +1 defense, so someone else will have to finish it off one I take the shield down.
    po pimpus wrote: »
    Yes, I'm still pissed. Yes, go fuck yourself Darkfaggotasshole.
  • 3rdSTRikeLOVE3rdSTRikeLOVE Joined: Posts: 644
    If @NupoChromine were to attack any NPC, those of us with attack power could just pick any zombie robot, and we all gain XP. Of course Nupo would be gaining a LOT more XP, but it might be worth it to knock all the robots out at once.

    On another note, can a player with 0 atk share the XP from a kill? I wouldn't think so, but I'm curious
    Cry Freedom! Cry the beloved country!
  • 3rdSTRikeLOVE3rdSTRikeLOVE Joined: Posts: 644
    If @NupoChromine were to attack any NPC, those of us with attack power could just pick any zombie robot, and we all gain XP. Of course Nupo would be gaining a LOT more XP, but it might be worth it to knock all the robots out at once.

    On another note, can a player with 0 atk share the XP from a kill? I wouldn't think so, but I'm curious

    So I thought about it, and if I'm reading the Scorpion Flail right... @NupoChromine can just take them all out at once anyway. It seems like we're going to have to coordinate a bit to gain any XP in the first place.
    Cry Freedom! Cry the beloved country!
  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 1,196
    edited April 10
    Or he can just cockblock us for exp and kill us all and me twice cause I have nanobots
  • ReirakuReiraku Joined: Posts: 893
    Since i botched my last phase, I'm going to try and scavenge the magma cannon.
  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 4,892
    I'd rather just take out all the NPCs before they take any of us out. Everyone can target an NPC so that we all get XP. (Except for the people who are scavenging this turn)
    What is like $2500 a month?
  • DarkGeneralDarkGeneral Joined: Posts: 4,470
    Scorpion flail read like it doesn't get the attack all NPC ability until it's upgraded. So we can reliably take out one but by leaving it up to his +3 atk. However we are going to need another combined +4 atk power to take out the other 2 remaining bots.
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,149
    On another note, can a player with 0 atk share the XP from a kill? I wouldn't think so, but I'm curious

    Yes they do. Participation awards for all.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 4,892
    Scorpion flail read like it doesn't get the attack all NPC ability until it's upgraded. So we can reliably take out one but by leaving it up to his +3 atk. However we are going to need another combined +4 atk power to take out the other 2 remaining bots.

    Oh yeah, I forgot that it needed to upgrade. I'll go for Zombie Robot A if you all want to team up for B and C.
    What is like $2500 a month?
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,149
    24 hours ago, at Dreadzone Station


    Juanita: "Speaking of not talking, what's with Reiraku, Raij1n, RadicalFuzz and orochizoolander?"
    Dallas: "Well RadicalFuzz and orochizoolander have been dead for 2 years like the rest of the returning contestants, I'm surprised there isn't more brain decay!"
    DarkGeneral: "Oh, that's not an effect of the revival, those two are normally like that."
    Dallas: "Raij1n appears lost and disoriented."
    Raij1n: "What's going on... I thought we were on our way to Catacrom Four..."
    NupoChromine: "And I think Reiraku's on the phone."
    Reiraku: "Oh yes, tell me more about your experience with airport security..."
    Juanita: "OKAY, I'M BORED NOW. SEND THEM TO CATACROM FOUR."
    Raij1n: "Wait... WHERE ARE MY NANOBOTS?"

    Raij1n's Phase 1 action has been undone! Nanobots have been re-added to the scavengable items list.
    Team Breath of Fire IV (Ryu, Won-Qu, Fou-Lu): Zero[6] γ, Amaterasu[5] β, Dante[6] α
    Zero/Amaterasu/Dante

    "As soon as I saw Alpha's avatar, all the blood rushed out of my head and I almost lost my lunch." - Missing Person
    "I betting that every mafia is mad at me for falling for Alpha." - GodotsRevenge
    "AlphaCommando > RadicalFuzz" - Augustus
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,807
    LOL
    So, What plan of action do we have right now?
    We will try toeam up and finish off the npc's?
    Or it will be more like, everyone covers their own ass deal?
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    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
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  • jasonCjasonC Fish Bar Zombie Joined: Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Hecatom, I think we're going after the NPCs.

    And interesting ability someone has. That's some Dr. Strange shit right there.
  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 1,196
    "that's odd... I feel naked and afraid for some reason"
  • DarkGeneralDarkGeneral Joined: Posts: 4,470
    Alright, lets start getting our ducks in a row boys. Who is attacking which bot?

    I have no attack power so I'm essentially useless in helping destroy them. We also have multiple players without items of any sort, that with the turret in play creates a bit of a problemo for them.
  • Missing PersonMissing Person Quickly becoming the Sailor Moon S guy. Joined: Posts: 13,883
    I can go with the first two. Someone with one attack can jump on each of them for kills and that leaves one left.
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  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 1,196
    I'm already scavenging trying to get some armament
  • chadouken!chadouken! less < more Joined: Posts: 5,234
    I'm hitting robot C with wrench. Already submitted my action.
    po pimpus wrote: »
    Yes, I'm still pissed. Yes, go fuck yourself Darkfaggotasshole.
  • Missing PersonMissing Person Quickly becoming the Sailor Moon S guy. Joined: Posts: 13,883
    Someone jump on C with chadouken and the NPCs are dead.
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  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 4,892
    MP: B
    Me: A
    Chad + someone else = C?

    What is like $2500 a month?
  • SynonymSynonym S is for Synonym. Joined: Posts: 1,623
    Okay, so just found out that sponsor coins are completely controlled by me. If you give me bolts I'm sure the sponsors will reward you.
    He looked down on the town from his mountain retreat, and he saw that the civilians hadn't uttered a peep.
    So he thought and he thought and he thought some more, and by the end of it his head was even quite sore.
    But then a thought popped up in his brain. Oh that will do quite nicely, that'll win us the game.
    Synonym gathered up all his evidence and facts, and he put them to work, preparing for his Last Gasp.
    One Mafia, two, then three and then four. Surely this would even out the score.
    That being done, he lay down to rest, knowing that when he woke he'd be proven the best.
    And what happened, then? Well, on Shoryuken they say - that Synonym's small ego grew three sizes that day.
  • ForgeDiggerForgeDigger PEPSIMAAAAAAN! Joined: Posts: 1,234
    I'm scavenging a wrench
    "A fool and his head are easily parted! RRRARGGH!" - Volibear

    "You should try to clear your mind of idle thoughts. And if you can't, I will." - Jace Beleren

    Here we are - don't turn away now. We are the warriors that built this town.
  • Missing PersonMissing Person Quickly becoming the Sailor Moon S guy. Joined: Posts: 13,883
    MP: B
    Me: A
    Chad + someone else = C?

    I'm on B and A. I can attack two targets.
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  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 4,892
    Don't you have to go over their defense to actually kill them? (Or am I just not reading this thing correctly?)

    If you have those two I'll just scavenge.
    What is like $2500 a month?
  • Missing PersonMissing Person Quickly becoming the Sailor Moon S guy. Joined: Posts: 13,883
    Don't you have to go over their defense to actually kill them? (Or am I just not reading this thing correctly?)

    If you have those two I'll just scavenge.

    I do, that's why people need to tack on to B, since you also have A.
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  • Missing PersonMissing Person Quickly becoming the Sailor Moon S guy. Joined: Posts: 13,883
    Oh shit, I realized you have enough to kill one.
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  • Missing PersonMissing Person Quickly becoming the Sailor Moon S guy. Joined: Posts: 13,883
    I will either go for B & C, or just B, and let someone tack on to chadouken, but I need to know if someone is attacking C.

    @3rdSTRikeLOVE are you?
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