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  • SaitsuSaitsu When a Kid, Becomes a Legend Joined: Posts: 34,878
    Sonichuman wrote: »

    Flol

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    Makes the wait for KH2 seem like it was run by Usain Bolt.
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  • crotchpunchacrotchpuncha Joined: Posts: 21,604
    Eh just change the text to say "Where the he'll is Beyond Good and Evil 2?" and you get to keep the gif.

    Fucking vaporware.
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  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,294
    Eh just change the text to say "Where the he'll is Beyond Good and Evil 2?" and you get to keep the gif.

    Fucking vaporware.

    I thought that was confirmed canceled at some point.
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  • InfernomanInfernoman Bro as Hell Joined: Posts: 9,427
    Eh just change the text to say "Where the he'll is Beyond Good and Evil 2?" and you get to keep the gif.

    Fucking vaporware.

    That or KH3
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    SE plans to keep the tradition of putting out games that they started with FFXV.
    so nice.
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  • SonichumanSonichuman You're too sloooww!! Joined: Posts: 18,921
    Hecatom wrote: »
    Eh just change the text to say "Where the he'll is Beyond Good and Evil 2?" and you get to keep the gif.

    Fucking vaporware.

    I thought that was confirmed canceled at some point.

    No its coming. Michael Ancel said they hope to reveal the game this year...just don't know if it will be at E3 or not.
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    Sonichuman wrote: »
    Huber confirmed to be on sudoku watch.
    TAKING YOU PUNKS DOWN!!!
    ^Bubbleberry_VII you are so godlike for making this.
  • Ki ShimaKi Shima This tiger isn't dead.... Joined: Posts: 8,310
    when they start exposing shit it means they have other stuff they're hoping for you to be hype for.

    not seeing FF7 remake in three years? they have some new tech up their sleeve. this might mean we will only get a teaser about playstation 5 releasing in 2019, KH3 and FF7R's timing exposes that.

    last e3 was terrible so they'll probably tease a lot about the future
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  • PVL_93_RUPVL_93_RU When's Dragon Ball? Joined: Posts: 10,639
    Is shenmue 3 even happening still? I was expecting this game to come out this year but looks like that's not happening
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    They put up a dev update recently, showing off a new character.
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  • PVL_93_RUPVL_93_RU When's Dragon Ball? Joined: Posts: 10,639
    Darksakul wrote: »
    I am starting to think the 3rd of every game series is vapor ware at this point.

    I can only think of Kingdom Hearts, Shemue, The Getaway. What else?
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  • FemtoFemto Joined: Posts: 4,643
    Shenmue 3 gets regular(semi-regular?) updates but is vaporware.....yes, this makes perfect sense.

    no it doesn't


    I was hoping to see it this year, so that's a bummer. The new character looks cool. A little disappointed since this was one of the games I was hoping to see. This leaves DMC5, more Switch announcements, and anything else to blow my balls off still up for grabs.
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  • PVL_93_RUPVL_93_RU When's Dragon Ball? Joined: Posts: 10,639
    jae hoon wrote: »
    Starcraft Ghost to be released this year obviously.

    I know you're joking but I'm legit salty that game was canned, it's a shame the Blizzard IPs don't get extended past the genre the mainline games are in. The only notable exception is Warcraft which got a huge MMO, and the cancelled point-and-click adventure
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    PVL_93_RU wrote: »
    jae hoon wrote: »
    Starcraft Ghost to be released this year obviously.

    I know you're joking but I'm legit salty that game was canned, it's a shame the Blizzard IPs don't get extended past the genre the mainline games are in. The only notable exception is Warcraft which got a huge MMO, and the cancelled point-and-click adventure

    What was left of Ghost was turned into a Starcraft 2 dlc campaign with Nova.
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    PVL_93_RU wrote: »
    Darksakul wrote: »
    I am starting to think the 3rd of every game series is vapor ware at this point.

    I can only think of Kingdom Hearts, Shemue, The Getaway. What else?

    I wouldn't include Kingdom Hearts as it has many installments. For all the people who bitch about the portable games skipping over them will bite them in the ass once we eventually get KH3.
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  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 23,366

    Looking at the schedule, see that EA and Microsoft is first.
    Good, lets get the shit out of the way quickly, so we can focus on the better stuff later on.
    Microsoft's E3 performance been lack luster for the last 4 years. No one who into gaming cares about TV watching.
    Does your console play games, does your console play good games worth playing?
    So far Microsoft failed on that concept 4 times now.
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  • crotchpunchacrotchpuncha Joined: Posts: 21,604
    edited June 1
    That gif is fucking amazing.

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  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,294
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  • PVL_93_RUPVL_93_RU When's Dragon Ball? Joined: Posts: 10,639
    I honestly liked the previous one more, especially how it transformed in each game
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  • purbeastpurbeast Joined: Posts: 4,771
    edited June 1
    Darksakul wrote: »

    Looking at the schedule, see that EA and Microsoft is first.
    Good, lets get the shit out of the way quickly, so we can focus on the better stuff later on.
    Microsoft's E3 performance been lack luster for the last 4 years. No one who into gaming cares about TV watching.
    Does your console play games, does your console play good games worth playing?
    So far Microsoft failed on that concept 4 times now.

    But ... But ... Gears of War, Halo, and Forza!!!
  • PVL_93_RUPVL_93_RU When's Dragon Ball? Joined: Posts: 10,639

    Damn, the 12th is gonna be loaded with new stuffs
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