SRK Lounge: Say No To Fake Booties

PerthoPertho The Runed OneJoined: Posts: 21,579 mod

New Lounge, interim title unless we need to let StockyJam know to stop posting fake broads in this thread.
Ronin Chaos on Pertho:

"Oh, Pertho. You complete me."
jimmy1200 wrote: »
pertho attacked me first, saying i get all my life tips from 106th and park.
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  • po pimpuspo pimpus Let's Hit the Climax! Joined: Posts: 23,880
    Obligatory due to thread title:

    "Capcom should listen to their fans... Mega Man is a cool character." -2048 President Elect Kevin at Age 10
  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX C.JACKOBE > David Sirloin Joined: Posts: 17,638
    Raz0r wrote: »
    Thurst, shut the hell up. You probably would've bent over for that guy.

    "Yeah, I can see where I deserve to be called the N-word. Sorry for disrespecting you."

    Ol' flip-over-easy ass.
    Thurst would have done some "booty scooty"

    Word showed up in "Trump talks big but doesn't have the results" blog, shouldn't have clicked the linkout. youtube of Teen Titans robins butt, official show musical number.
    • "Do the booty scooty all in front of your facebook uncle (so he shoots or rapes you?)
    • Because them lazy ass Paul Ryan stupid ass couldn't even work more than 3 days on that fabled save America Health plan that was totally gonna blow us out of the water on how much better it is!!"
    • Sidebar about booty scooty over.
    Wish we had the indent tag working still and back to full functionality again. The forum degrades at the poop sliding downhill pace...

    thurst being in Korea, if this wanna be Vietnam war vet pretender were even there, it'd just look like this

    ofcourse.gif~original

    When he's not moonlighting as a stripper to get paid UNDER THE TABLE like this

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    both because the internet seems to be getting rid of this historic piece of folklore
    1999 = "A Game with Parries isn't Street Fighter"
    2016 = "Releasing a Complete Game isn't Street Fighter"
    You wouldn't even understand if I told you.
    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX C.JACKOBE > David Sirloin Joined: Posts: 17,638



    RIP

    SRK BLACK GIRL THREAD IN GD



    YOU JUST DONT KNOW

    WITH YOUR INSTAGRAM HOES


    THAT WAS THE RISE OF NEESA: 2ND IMPACT COMING THRU?!!

    After it was closed. She's not in there, because ya'll in there:

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    It was like the turn around when SRK finally grew out of you 1942 pasty guys and your Pat Morita wiggery.
    1999 = "A Game with Parries isn't Street Fighter"
    2016 = "Releasing a Complete Game isn't Street Fighter"
    You wouldn't even understand if I told you.
    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 5,057
    lol @ the thread title.
    "This alt accounts the best thing that I ever did, I feel like a vigilante cleaning up the digital streets of online scum bags."-Highlandfireball
  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 5,057
    edited May 22
    its not throwback thursdays yet...but i cant wait that long to post this music video.
    oh its not the song thats so important.
    its the hairdos the band is rocking.
    dat hair.
    DAT...HAIR!

    if i still had hair(bald)...i swear i'd rock these doos like...right now. just cuz.
    also.
    i doubt its just me, but the lead singer is the spittin image of pee wee herman. which makes the vid that much funnier to watch.



    catchy song tho.
    was a big hit back in the day if anyone is old enough to remember.
    "This alt accounts the best thing that I ever did, I feel like a vigilante cleaning up the digital streets of online scum bags."-Highlandfireball
  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX C.JACKOBE > David Sirloin Joined: Posts: 17,638


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    squiggas want that air booty MAXXSK too.


    on they feets.


    you got bootleg hookup

    hallahuakbar if ya hear meh


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    ^ based messhugalah? uh-oh kev.gif
    1999 = "A Game with Parries isn't Street Fighter"
    2016 = "Releasing a Complete Game isn't Street Fighter"
    You wouldn't even understand if I told you.
    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • BullDancerBullDancer Mentos, The Freshmaker Joined: Posts: 9,364
    Yo, I'm getting on this first page. I'm weak @thurst calling that wheelchair dude "Whitey the Cripple", nigga sounds like some type of cowboy in one of those spaghetti westerns.
    My discord didn't work out, quick say something funny so I can add you in the sig!
  • Geese PantsGeese Pants Working on it.......... Joined: Posts: 20,651 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
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    Really.............fake derrieres?
    The Prince of Masturbation.........

    "Please do not use such strong words...........it makes you look weak."
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  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 24,059 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    This thread sucks.
    This is offensive.
  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 19,709 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    First page. I rarely make it here in time for these.

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  • NupoChromineNupoChromine Art By: Matthew Griffin Joined: Posts: 3,855
    Time to be one of those irrelevant posters who takes up first page space.
    Within the dream, he stayed.

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  • axeman61axeman61 My Baby Blue. Joined: Posts: 4,528
    edited May 23
    What's good. Just hitting the first page.
    In honor of the title, I'm posting this that I just found (NSFW; I may be late):
    If it violates rules, let me know.
    "I want to find an honest [president]. Some guy who's just going to get on TV and be like 'Look, in order for this whole thing to work, at least two-thirds of you need to just go to the beach and walk into the ocean.'"
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  • ManxManx Do yo feet stink? Joined: Posts: 22,017 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Awwwww yeah! I had to get in here and post in one of these here cheeks on this here big booty first page! :rofl:

    @Pertho where da feets luv at doe?

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
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  • Dangerous JDangerous J Clinicals now!! Joined: Posts: 9,529 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    You've come a long way, First Aid (bc this is the FIRST page lol)
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  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge MAD STRUGGLE Joined: Posts: 16,103
    Nizhoni Cooley, the greatness from the previous Sunday Bunday

    The booty workouts begin at 6:43
    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

    They should. I won't. I advocate setting the world on fire. But morons who actually like it, benefit from society, would do well to thank you and men like you for not visiting hell upon them.

    "You don't know what it's like to hate. To have your entire life become nothing more than an expression of hate. Nothing else matters. Nothing else can compare. Or taste as sweet."
  • ManxManx Do yo feet stink? Joined: Posts: 22,017 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Shit looks more like laffy taffy than her booty does. :coffee:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX C.JACKOBE > David Sirloin Joined: Posts: 17,638

    They didn't do one.
    Of fake feets..? Manx getting catfished by fake feets. :worried:
    Come on son, denounce white Jesus.

    It aint the rise of edward butthole smell feets :cow:
    Manx wrote: »
    Awwwww yeah! I had to get in here and post in one of these here cheeks on this here big booty first page! :rofl:

    @ Pertho where da feets luv at doe?

    :tup:

    Shoulders

    Knees?!

    so they gonna omit a major muscle group of women like that

    the one connecting their thunder thighs to the ground?


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    50 years on 20~ but grannies are younger and younger from Shaft's supa evidence, they messed that line up.
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    But our man Shatta's brand lives on when chicks want that install.

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    1999 = "A Game with Parries isn't Street Fighter"
    2016 = "Releasing a Complete Game isn't Street Fighter"
    You wouldn't even understand if I told you.
    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • NickRocksNickRocks SATSUI NO SABU Joined: Posts: 22,503
    but what abt her puci doe :coffee:
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  • BBQBBQ ピンクゾーン Joined: Posts: 3,639
    edited May 23
    Fucked up a quote as I can't seem to use the coding fml

  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge MAD STRUGGLE Joined: Posts: 16,103
    Fuck me, I like seeing this girl in tights
    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

    They should. I won't. I advocate setting the world on fire. But morons who actually like it, benefit from society, would do well to thank you and men like you for not visiting hell upon them.

    "You don't know what it's like to hate. To have your entire life become nothing more than an expression of hate. Nothing else matters. Nothing else can compare. Or taste as sweet."
  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,792
    Sup new Lounge.

    What quantifies as a "fake" booty?
    Boobologist Ph.D
  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,253 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Nizhoni would get the pounce-attack + maybe a salad-toss....also has one of the sexiest set of DSLs I've ever seen....definitely keeping tabs on this one. :sweat:
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    Joe Rogan on eating ass.
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  • xEGAxBeastkingxxEGAxBeastkingx Sorry about yo damn luck Joined: Posts: 2,330
    I get off of work and see the other lounge closed. What did Stocky do this time?
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  • ManxManx Do yo feet stink? Joined: Posts: 22,017 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    A girl that eats ass is a girl gets a pass!

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

    My blog, where I write like it means something or some shit: http://manxbladesake.wordpress.com/
    Official 'Kevin Witness'
    Achievement unlocked! Offered drugs to a SRKer in real life
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    don't forget: Calfturday is 100% organic leg meat. :cool:
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  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,253 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited May 23
    godamn look at Ashley Mova on today's Movie Talk (Collider channel)
    She has The Glasses™ on today... the girl is outright ridiculous. :open_mouth:

    ...but that's just 1 example of the hotness on that channel. They have a substantial lineup of good ones.
  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,792
    Raij1n wrote: »
    Pads or implants or pants that produce artificial shape.

    Creations of lies.

    So somebody like Bella Bellz
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    Boobologist Ph.D
  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 996
    Manx wrote: »
    A girl that eats ass is a girl gets a pass!

    :tup:

    Pretty sure this is a first date ice breaker
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  • Black_JaguarBlack_Jaguar Mad skill Joined: Posts: 6,766
    edited May 23
    First page?

    Always :cool:
  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,544
    If she has huge boobs and they don't have any sag, its most likely fake
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    See here how the boobs drop naturally.
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  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,544
    edited May 23
    Ariana Grande?

    The donut licker that looks like an overgrow 12 year old?

    That is Charlotte McKinney, she looks noting like Ariana Grande
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    Charlotte McKinney
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    Ariana Grande

    No way you can confuse these two people

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  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 35,633 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited May 23
    Darksakul wrote: »
    Ariana Grande?

    The donut licker that looks like an overgrow 12 year old?

    That is Charlotte McKinney, she looks noting like Ariana Grande
    charlotte10.jpg
    Charlotte McKinney
    MV5BMjAzMDg5MDcyMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODM5MjkyMw@@._V1_UY1200_CR96,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg
    Ariana Grande

    No way you can confuse these two people

    hes referring to a couple posts up about the terrorist shit
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    You've come a long way, First Aid (bc this is the FIRST page lol)
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  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,544
    maxx wrote: »
    Darksakul wrote: »
    Ariana Grande?

    The donut licker that looks like an overgrow 12 year old?

    That is Charlotte McKinney, she looks noting like Ariana Grande
    charlotte10.jpg
    Charlotte McKinney
    MV5BMjAzMDg5MDcyMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODM5MjkyMw@@._V1_UY1200_CR96,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg
    Ariana Grande

    No way you can confuse these two people

    hes referring to a couple posts up about the terrorist shit
    Don't care about that.

    I not going to lose sleep if a 12 year old dies in a 3rd world country.
    Is she still going to be hot years later or she turn out weird looking like the Olson Twins

    If Snick from Nickelodeon is before their time, then she's too young for me.
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