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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX C.JACKOBE > David Sirloin Joined: Posts: 17,707
    edited May 23
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    sonichabeeb trying to run boston?

    1-800-get DAT SQWIGGA

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    Just waggles the wand and says 'callous phallus' or something.

    Bam, babies.
  • BlindknaggBlindknagg There's the truth of time and the truth of legend. Joined: Posts: 3,791
    New thread before page 666?
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    @Pertho's a filthy catholic :mad:

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  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 24,463 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Not even late enough this morning and I already had to deal with someone on Twitter who believes Tokyo is smaller than San Francisco. These are easily Google'd facts, brah. Don't look dumb out there.
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  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 24,463 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Better not take that condom off in the middle of sex.

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/briannasacks/stealthing-laws?utm_term=.qoa6VKgOY#.aue0NPxpA
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  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 19,868 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Raz0r wrote: »

    meh. Everything is sexual assault.

    she's drunk? RAPE!!
    she gave consent every other time except for after you finished?RAPE!
    she was fine with it last month, but today? RAPE!
    She just mad because you bragging about hittin it? RAPE!
    You weren't even there, but she still said you were? RAPE!
    Not giving her enough attention? RAPE!
    Caught her riding some new dick because you came home early from work? RAPE! but this time it's the new dick's fault. Maybe.
    bumped into some chick while carrying something heavy? RAPE!
    It's TUESDAY!?!? RAPE!

    Here's a new idea. Let 'em cry wolf until nobody listens anymore. If anyone is taking bets, I still think that the race card will get run into the ground faster, but not by much. I also hope buzzfuckers gets rekt soon. "36 questions for men."

    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=36+questions+women+have+for+men

    :bluu: Get rekt buzzfuckers.

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    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

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  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 24,463 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I'm okay if a broad is too drunk to consent. What's wrong with waiting until the next day or another time to try to get it in?

    Level up your game, homie.
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  • odinodin is october coming? Joined: Posts: 15,232 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 24,463 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Reasons why I don't like hiring interns from poor areas.

    Many don't know towns or even countries outside of the US. I had one pull information from business cards acquired from a trip to Geneva a few weeks ago and she couldn't even put them on a spreadsheet correctly. For one, she put the country as "Europe." You're useless to me if you can't google the answer for an address.
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  • tataa8Ptataa8P tourney. banned. washed-up. veteran. Joined: Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    fucking hell.

    all this international bombing and terrorizing got me anxious for my family again.
    need to make a few long distance calls in a bit.
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  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 24,463 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    odin wrote: »
    Raz0r wrote: »
    Reasons why I don't like hiring interns from poor areas.

    Many don't know towns or even countries outside of the US. I had one pull information from business cards acquired from a trip to Geneva a few weeks ago and she couldn't even put them on a spreadsheet correctly. For one, she put the country as "Europe." You're useless to me if you can't google the answer for an address.

    You live in a country where people think Sweden and Canada are the "worst countries in the world."

    It's just no excuse if you're looking to work in a mentally-challenging field. You need to know a lot to do workable marketing, one of those things is geography. Granted, I consult a globe every other week when it's a country I've little knowledge about but at least I look. This intern just gave me a spreadsheet that's useless and it's 3 days late. If it were late and she would have gotten it right I would've been okay with that. However, it's three days late AND she might need even more time to familiarize herself with foreign addresses.

    If you can't even bother to admit you don't know something and would rather get it wrong than ask for help, you should be in a much simpler field like cashier.
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  • odinodin is october coming? Joined: Posts: 15,232 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Raz0r wrote: »
    odin wrote: »
    Raz0r wrote: »
    Reasons why I don't like hiring interns from poor areas.

    Many don't know towns or even countries outside of the US. I had one pull information from business cards acquired from a trip to Geneva a few weeks ago and she couldn't even put them on a spreadsheet correctly. For one, she put the country as "Europe." You're useless to me if you can't google the answer for an address.

    You live in a country where people think Sweden and Canada are the "worst countries in the world."

    It's just no excuse if you're looking to work in a mentally-challenging field. You need to know a lot to do workable marketing, one of those things is geography. Granted, I consult a globe every other week when it's a country I've little knowledge about but at least I look. This intern just gave me a spreadsheet that's useless and it's 3 days late. If it were late and she would have gotten it right I would've been okay with that. However, it's three days late AND she might need even more time to familiarize herself with foreign addresses.

    If you can't even bother to admit you don't know something and would rather get it wrong than ask for help, you should be in a much simpler field like cashier.

    Yea, people that can't bother to actually educate themselves and learn something on the job should stick to menial ones.
  • NinetiesArcadeNinetiesArcade Joined: Posts: 1,345
    I find it hilarious that so many young people gets their news from BuzzFeed :lol: :lol:

    Anyways, I did not expect to bawl like a baby but Guardians of Galaxy Vol. 2 fatherhood theme was too op. Fukin onions.
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  • Negative-Zer0Negative-Zer0 Joined: Posts: 9,649
    Raz0r wrote: »
    Reasons why I don't like hiring interns from poor areas.

    Many don't know towns or even countries outside of the US. I had one pull information from business cards acquired from a trip to Geneva a few weeks ago and she couldn't even put them on a spreadsheet correctly. For one, she put the country as "Europe." You're useless to me if you can't google the answer for an address.

    they can't use google?
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  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 19,868 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Raz0r wrote: »
    I'm okay if a broad is too drunk to consent. What's wrong with waiting until the next day or another time to try to get it in?

    Level up your game, homie.

    ....................This is why.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3599277/man-arrested-failing-save-irish-woman-drowned-holiday-lanzarote/

    Didn't hit, didn't even stay with her, STILL responsible. :tdown: Fuck that shit. her ass was 41 too? Fuck trying to tell me she didn't know better.

    -Starhammer-
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

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  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 24,463 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    lol so bitter.

    That shit is an anomaly and you know it.
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  • odinodin is october coming? Joined: Posts: 15,232 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited May 23
    I mean... We can all post dumb shit.

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-rape-drug-sister-16-year-old-nolan-bruder-sentence-probation-embarrassment-enough-california-a7749691.html
    Judge Follett said he believed the "stigma" of the rape conviction, along with being listed on the sex offenders' register, was enough of a deterrent to deter the man and others in the community.
  • SlurmzSlurmz I got John Blaze shit. Joined: Posts: 720
    Raz0r wrote: »
    I'm okay if a broad is too drunk to consent. What's wrong with waiting until the next day or another time to try to get it in?

    Level up your game, homie.

    Even though I agree with you, didn't you say it's okay to slip it in on a sleeping woman if you've had sex before?
    "So what's the reason for the hating, niggas with dreads/Calling they self gods with white girls named Caitlin/And I'm cool with interracial dating, but I ain't about/To hear no fucking speeches cause I wanna have some bacon" - Phonte
  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 19,868 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    odin wrote: »
    I mean... We can all post dumb shit.

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-rape-drug-sister-16-year-old-nolan-bruder-sentence-probation-embarrassment-enough-california-a7749691.html
    Judge Follett said he believed the "stigma" of the rape conviction, along with being listed on the sex offenders' register, was enough of a deterrent to deter the man and others in the community.

    California: Because Why should Florida have all the WTF?

    -Starhammer-
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

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  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 19,868 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Raz0r wrote: »
    lol so bitter.

    That shit is an anomaly and you know it.

    It's only an anomaly until it keeps happening. Remember this poster?

    http://imgur.com/cIiJ1Sy

    just sayin. Everything's your fault as a man, so avoid risk when possible.

    -Starhammer-
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

    AV by Rick Ross.
  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 24,463 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Slurmz wrote: »
    Raz0r wrote: »
    I'm okay if a broad is too drunk to consent. What's wrong with waiting until the next day or another time to try to get it in?

    Level up your game, homie.

    Even though I agree with you, didn't you say it's okay to slip it in on a sleeping woman if you've had sex before?

    I said if you are currently in a sexual relationship with her! There are boundaries, sir.

    My gfs never minded when I woke them up with a poke. Just like I never cried when I woke up to them giving me a blowjob. Shit is better than breakfast.
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  • BlindknaggBlindknagg There's the truth of time and the truth of legend. Joined: Posts: 3,791
    A lot of shit.
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  • tataa8Ptataa8P tourney. banned. washed-up. veteran. Joined: Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited May 23
    @Sonicabid gtfo with your beef with HAX in this forum.

    we don't need e-drama in here diluting all of the genius-level discussion that's been happening for at least 2 pages!
    next thing we know, the page loads slow down to a crawl with all that gigantic pics and whatnot.
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  • BB_HoodyBB_Hoody Nice plane you have there. Be a Shame if something went wrong in flight and it crashed Joined: Posts: 4,640
    So far that activision stock has net me almost a 10% return. Damn if only I had more to invest starting out. If I had put in 10k. I'd be at nearly a 1000 dollar return. Not sure if I should continue to ride it out, or sell at this high
  • crotchpunchacrotchpuncha Joined: Posts: 20,817
    Raz0r wrote: »
    Reasons why I don't like hiring interns from poor areas.

    Many don't know towns or even countries outside of the US. I had one pull information from business cards acquired from a trip to Geneva a few weeks ago and she couldn't even put them on a spreadsheet correctly. For one, she put the country as "Europe." You're useless to me if you can't google the answer for an address.
    Sounds less like a poor problem and more like a stupid problem.
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  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 5,338
    the hax vs sonicabid spat is even worse than me vs epidemic. you two. get over it already.
  • The MartianThe Martian A Terrible Fate. Joined: Posts: 12,144
    I revel in the opportunity to watch Sonicabid shit all over HAX's chest on a daily basis.

    Keep up the good work, sir. :coffee:
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX C.JACKOBE > David Sirloin Joined: Posts: 17,707
    Please do your Sonic family fanfics on sonic forums, gay nigga.

    It wasn't jokes about me anymore, or what I said, long ago
    you go into "HAX's mom," so you know this McNugga wish I had a sister.

    What kinda digs we got in your stories on SonicHighSchool dick problems.deviantartclub.com? nice house when we play house?
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    I was only using 40 the whole time up and down.

    He finally cashed out on a $5 on 1 number and got 5x36 then payout?
    Dealer flipped it to him with his thumb for the $100 piece, lol

    He was happy with that and handed me a leftover machine ticket for like $40 too when I ended up 0'ed, since he was too tired to go all the way back out there again. Shoutouts to Guillermo.

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    >PPS> They did the ID check, I didn't put down, guy at the table didn't do that number, 21 again.
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX C.JACKOBE > David Sirloin Joined: Posts: 17,707
    "Daily basis"
    He wasn't here or posting for 3 days.

    Scatological humor. Leave that to Million. Man, white "niggas" is weird.

    online only niggas

    da martian
    sonic habeeb

    juggalo niggas

    martian
    sonichabeeb
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    People will forget what you said.
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    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • po pimpuspo pimpus Let's Hit the Climax! Joined: Posts: 24,483
    BB_Hoody wrote: »
    So far that activision stock has net me almost a 10% return. Damn if only I had more to invest starting out. If I had put in 10k. I'd be at nearly a 1000 dollar return. Not sure if I should continue to ride it out, or sell at this high

    Wait until the previews for the next CoD come out. If the game looks like a hit, hang in there and sell at the peak of the game release cycle.

    If it looks like shit, sell immediately.
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  • ManxManx I AM THE ANCIENT. I AM THE LAND. Joined: Posts: 22,133 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Ariana Grande?

    The donut licker that looks like an overgrow 12 year old?

    BUT DO HER FEET STINK THO?????

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    I'm sorry, all those people dying and this is all I can think of. :rofl:

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
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    horrific Vegeta art

    goddammit HAX why. :bawling:

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  • ManxManx I AM THE ANCIENT. I AM THE LAND. Joined: Posts: 22,133 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Damn, this MILF at work. This shit is so fucking wrong, but god damn, this bitch of a director at work caught my attention and I think I caught hers... :bluu: Yeah... I like my job too damn much. But I resisted the petite Latina chick and I will somehow get through this one even though this cunt is obviously a corporate bitch in it for the long haul and I'm not going to be able to get rid of her by switching locations.

    Thing is, I'm trying to move up in my company, and having her in my corner could be a boon or a gigantic bust. Also, I don't like fucking where I work. But goddamn, I've been too horny and work is getting crazy. I just deleted 26,000 emails related to data loss today.

    I should definitely leave this woman alone, but damn, she's gonna tempt me into trying something. God forbid if she has power issues in one way or another. She's definitely powerful in my org... which is why I say... why me? :looney:

    I'm just trying to stay alive and stop hackers. At's all.

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
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