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  • beesuitbeesuit Joined: Posts: 3,630
    Getting baited by Kotaku. Ain't that some shit.
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  • The DamnedThe Damned Hope: You can't believe in it Joined: Posts: 10,862 mod
    edited October 20
    (Yeah, on principle I have to say "ew, Kotaku" even if I could bring myself to care about whatever they're writing and assume it's true for once. In this case, I can't get past the not caring. It's inane if real though.)

    Ugh. I should have moved these damn CD racks next to the window ages ago. Last time I ever knee or kick either of those damn things and knock them over for the umpteenth time, gradually breaking their cases slightly more and more every time. [/can't take care of anything]

    Of course, knowing my luck, that "big one" major earthquake finally will happen within the next hour.
    "Well, see, the real magic isn't believing in yourself. The real magic is manipulating people by telling them to believe in themselves. The more you believe, the less you check facts."
    - Oglaf's Vanka in "Conviction"

    "Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty."
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  • beesuitbeesuit Joined: Posts: 3,630
    edited October 20
    RockBogart wrote: »
    beesuit wrote: »
    Getting baited by Kotaku. Ain't that some shit.

    Baited? Niggas were soft and they reported it, what was the bait? Are you a part of this bitch ass community? Is that why you mad?
    Just like how they reported on every other shitty ass clickbait articles on that site.
    https://archive.is/kCwt3
    Site's not worth the attention. They don't deserve the clicks and views. It's the same level of buzzfeed and gawker rubbish (hey remember Gawker and what happened there?).

    Dis my crew here, couldn't care less bout whatever they wrote bout in the article.
  • The DamnedThe Damned Hope: You can't believe in it Joined: Posts: 10,862 mod
    edited October 20
    *hasn't given Capcom money in over two three years*

    *wouldn't be stupid enough to talk about Wiz in public even if so interested*

    Anything else you suggest, oh Panther-y one?
    "Well, see, the real magic isn't believing in yourself. The real magic is manipulating people by telling them to believe in themselves. The more you believe, the less you check facts."
    - Oglaf's Vanka in "Conviction"

    "Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty."
    - P. G. Wodehouse
  • The DamnedThe Damned Hope: You can't believe in it Joined: Posts: 10,862 mod
    Who is taking it seriously? I'm doing the exact opposite and saying that Kotaku is laughable trash; beesuit is basically saying the same.

    If the incident actually happened, then yeah, it's obviously stupid even if they knew the rules beforehand--pun not intended; it's even dumber if it wasn't clearly in the rules. That goes without saying though.

    So...?
    "Well, see, the real magic isn't believing in yourself. The real magic is manipulating people by telling them to believe in themselves. The more you believe, the less you check facts."
    - Oglaf's Vanka in "Conviction"

    "Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty."
    - P. G. Wodehouse
  • beesuitbeesuit Joined: Posts: 3,630
    My blood is boiling the fuck over right now. Imma need to round mah bois all up in this joint. WRRRRYYYYY
  • axeman61axeman61 My Baby Blue. Joined: Posts: 4,790
    The Damned wrote: »
    (Ugh. Somehow didn't realize you already said "worse", Bomberman3000. Last post edited a bit to be more coherent. Gods I'm out of it even more than usual.)

    Wait. Wait. Wait.

    Over 200 1080p videos? In a month? Aren't those type of videos like 1+ GB each?
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    I would ask what type of Internet you have to accomplish this, but I am honestly more focused on trying to figure out how you managed to have time to download that large a number in the first place. It's pretty difficult for me to fathom even as a thorough do-nothing with issues and no life. What the fuck, @axeman61?

    Bear in mind a couple things:

    1.) I didn't keep every video I downloaded. A year after this spree, I've probably kept around 50 of the videos.

    2.) At the time, I had JUST gotten Comcast 75 Mbps internet after years of being stuck with shitty AT&T 6 Mbps. I was in "let's push this motherfucker to the moon" mode. That definitely contributed. Anyway, the speed I get is actually 89-90 Mbps on a consistent basis. So, scaled up to megaBYTES, that's a little over 10 per second. You can DL a 1 GB file in just under 2 minutes if you're going at 10 MB a second. Depending on file size (some were 5+ GB), I could download 10-30 videos in an hour. Really, the most time consuming part was finding what I wanted.

    3.) I had a download manager (DownThemAll on firefox) where I could stack a list of these downloads and go do something else around the house while they went on.

    My promotional rate is expiring, and there's another promotion for double the speed I have now. With my new job (where I'm making a lot more than before) in place, I think I might take Comcast up on that. I might pay for and hit another site like this as kind of a celebration of both the faster internet and the new job. My brain is weird.
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  • The DamnedThe Damned Hope: You can't believe in it Joined: Posts: 10,862 mod
    edited October 20
    Shrug. I didn't say anything about gaming journalism in general, which I honestly don't care about for the most part--I still have no idea what that whole "Gamergate" thing is about, for instance--and my disdain for Kotaku isn't particular strong. I just know not to trust or take anything seriously it claims to "report" on.

    That's basically it. I've already said what I want about the incident itself. I don't find it particularly funny, in part because it isn't surprising.

    Oh well. Not like I planned on playing Hearthstone any time soon, especially at tournament level. Bug someone who actually plays TCGs at tournaments if you want a reaction beyond "ew, Kotaku" since you're apparently so insistent upon getting one.

    Actually, why are you up at 4 A.M. given you're on EST?

    EDIT: Noted, axeman61.
    "Well, see, the real magic isn't believing in yourself. The real magic is manipulating people by telling them to believe in themselves. The more you believe, the less you check facts."
    - Oglaf's Vanka in "Conviction"

    "Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty."
    - P. G. Wodehouse
  • beesuitbeesuit Joined: Posts: 3,630
    WRRRRYYYY
  • axeman61axeman61 My Baby Blue. Joined: Posts: 4,790
    edited October 20
    thurst wrote: »
    Lol I'm only criticizing axe for buying shit that you could easily get for free. Granted I'm not in the US anymore, but that shouldn't matter unless porn companies are sending cease and desist letters these days lol

    To be real though, it was 10 bucks to raid that site. I spend 10 bucks on frivolous bullshit all the time without even noticing it. Also, not all torrents are consistent connection wise.
    "I want to find an honest [president]. Some guy who's just going to get on TV and be like 'Look, in order for this whole thing to work, at least two-thirds of you need to just go to the beach and walk into the ocean.'"
    -Bill Burr.
  • beesuitbeesuit Joined: Posts: 3,630
    edited October 20
    Make sure you protect your waifu, wack ass
  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,753 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited October 20
    sheeeeit, yeah I think Naruto has the edge... from what I remember, he has more tricks up his sleeve, right? Early on he already had the shadow-clone shenanigans and Rasengan...though it had too much start-up time to really be all that. The real danger was the power of the fox demon in him. Then I vaguely recall he has some "sage mode" and some other form I saw in the later games where he's glowing..?

    heh, shame I missed the live broadcast--- yesterday's Tom Leykis was about Playboy stating they will have a transgender playmate. I'm assuming it will be one of those that had such a "good" transition that most people couldn't possibly know unless you told them that was a tranny....basically... *NOT* the Caitlin Jenner type. I've seen some that would fool most people (*Dr. Drew's show had one that was regularly in the audience; you'd never know until they told you this person was born a male). I think it's just an odd publicity stunt though.... Playboy just throwing shit out there to keep people talking about them. That magazine hasn't even been relevant in a LONG time. How could it be, when the internet exists?

    We've been able to see un-airbrushed (and thus... better) tits/ass/pussy on the net for free for at least the past 20+ years now. I'm surprised these magazines still even exist, actually. For pure TnA content, there is absolutely nothing that beats the internet....haha nothing is even close.
    *well, at least mostly un-airbrushed. Sadly there's still people out there that ruin perfectly good pictures with that goddamn photoshop airbrush and other shenanigans. It would be nice to see those people get punched in the face repeatedly.
  • axeman61axeman61 My Baby Blue. Joined: Posts: 4,790
    I would have thought they would die when they cut out nudity from their mag, but they're still alive somehow. Weird. Whatever.
    "I want to find an honest [president]. Some guy who's just going to get on TV and be like 'Look, in order for this whole thing to work, at least two-thirds of you need to just go to the beach and walk into the ocean.'"
    -Bill Burr.
  • ThePurpleBunnyThePurpleBunny Joined: Posts: 17,449
    The Damned wrote: »
    Over 200 1080p videos? In a month? Aren't those type of videos like 1+ GB each?

    I would ask what type of Internet you have to accomplish this

    It depends on how long the vids are. Your typical 25min 1080p mkv vid is around 800-900 MB.

    But I could do twice that on my internet. 400 GB limit / month.

    I do not have the hard drive space to save them all tho. Or even the hard drive.
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  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,753 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited October 20
    heh, yeah the times are good to be a porn-fiend... I've kept running into situations where I'm actually running out of space to get more "material". I have 2 externals and I'm having to move stuff over to the newest one (it's a 1 or 2 TB; I know some of you probably have way more space than that). I'll have to get a new one soon. My regular sources are SO good to me. :sweat:

    *and yeah, Cathy Z was the only reason I cared about the movie Zorro. That woman was outstanding. :wow:
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  • Dangerous JDangerous J Clinicals now!! Joined: Posts: 10,073 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited October 20
    Po / white shadow,

    You guys think Mask of Zorro was campy?
    I guess we watched different movies then

    You had Banderas wanting revenge on Reverse Flash for killing his brother and Lord Odin against Montero for killing his wife,stealing. His baby and putting him in prison for 20 years.
    Reverse Flash made Antonio drink his dead brothers head juice.SON!
    Also the chemistry between Banderas and Zeta Jones and their fight was awesome.


    Legend of Zorro,the sequel in 2005 was stupid and had the annoying kid with worse fights,the horse getting drunk and less interesting characters and villains.

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  • white shadowwhite shadow WHAT'S MY NAME NYUKAH?!!! Joined: Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited October 20
    @axeman61 They did stop nudity but brought it back like a year later IIRC.

    @Dangerous J I didn't use "campy" as a pejorative, it was a fun movie that ebbed from serious to comical at times. But a lot of the stunts, especially the ones on horseback (he leapfrogged over a tree branch while riding a horse) were so out there that you just had to laugh.


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    I finally got around to seeing the new Blade Runner and was pleasantly surprised by how the director still captured the Blade Runner feel and dystopian setting quite well. The plot was fairly engaging and they had a lot of subtlety and moral ambiguity to a few of the characters that made them interesting.

    The most fascinating part for me was knowing that sans the flying automobiles, I could really see our future being somewhat similar to the movie, specifically on the social front.

    The AI/Replicants being used for companionship and pleasure really stood out, and it was quite shocking how eerily natural it felt to see future working class stiff coming home to a doting AI hologram.

    The current divisiveness brewing in the developed world regarding marriage/ divorce, 3rd wave feminism, unprecedentedly high single populations, and consequentially low birth rates, I could easily see 30 years from now, many men and some women opting out of the dating game entirely- a ritual which takes time, energy and funds, and just get a compassionate AI companion with nuanced servility. It could also be a useful tool for the lonely elderly population as well.

    And as absurd as it might seem for us now, I remember when internet dating started to sprout on the web, it was largely met with ridicule by the majority to the point that the insane/creepy online dater episode in sitcoms became a cliche; an indirect admonition to the "foolhardy" individual attempting to date someone online. Now 13% of married couples say that they first met through online dating and scores of young people use it daily.

    It's kind of sad that we as a human race might end up relying of artificial intelligence to mirror human companionship due to conflict aversion, but seeing how people use social media platforms like [Acquaintance]book to have shallow interactions, I guess it's to be expected.
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    Cock Bogart?
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    He may or may not have meant to either post that in the discord or....

    He got hacked.

    Or.

    He gives no fucks lol.
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    This is offensive.
  • beesuitbeesuit Joined: Posts: 3,630
    You don't have to do dis dawg. I didn't mean it.
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    Hes choosing the RedVega mode of manly self sacrifice, Pornikaze.
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    At least post some black pussy fuccnigga...shit
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    RockBogart wrote: »

    Wow, how in the hell did her pull her?
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    This nigga over here posting pixelated pr0nz in shit but no ebony goodness, destroy this heathen
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    Actual footage of RockB right now....

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  • white shadowwhite shadow WHAT'S MY NAME NYUKAH?!!! Joined: Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Wait what happened with Rock?
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    WTF. RockB posting porn?!
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    He should have ended it on the Obama video.

    Now its like Return of the King with its multiple endings.lol
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