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  • blueleonblueleon Joined: Posts: 2,225
    Have you gotten yourself in any incidents? Personally I'm unable to consume liquor.
    We were all sharing stories. Them about their missions and time in training, me about how I ended up in this line of work. And one marine saw a chick that caught his eye. He excuses him self and approaches her and her group. He introduces himself to the group and ask to speak with the chick he likes. Him and the lady get to talking, and with the utmost confidence, this dude ( in a suttle way ) suggest they get a room. And gives her a pat on the ass. Now if that was me or most other guys she probably throw a drink in my face or something. But I guess this dude just oozes so much machismo and alphaness, that she was turned on by his forwardness. And her friends were even impressed by him, and they ended up leaving together - BB_Hoody
  • Shin_JrShin_Jr " they need to stop it " Joined: Posts: 874 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    you think I'm typing just to type it

    here's 50 cents run down to the store and grab a dozen eggs and a gallon of milk - GM
  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,747 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/japans-black-widow-to-be-hanged-for-mens-deaths/ar-AAuxbUk
    A one-time millionairess dubbed the "Black Widow," who tricked elderly lovers into drinking cyanide and then pocketed millions in insurance payouts and inheritance, was sentenced to death in Japan on Tuesday.

    Kyoto District Court condemned Chisako Kakehi, 70, to the gallows for the murder of three men — including a husband — and for the attempted murder of another, ending a high-profile case that has gripped the country.

    Damn. Puts a real morbid twist on the phrase,"No waifu, no laifu".








    ..........................The gallows? :wow: Japan keeping it oldschool.

    -Starhammer-
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

    AV by Rick Ross.
  • nikeSBstunna89nikeSBstunna89 WOLVES Joined: Posts: 1,518
    The older I get, the harder the hangover. Not worth it IMO.

    That’s exactly why weed trumps alcohol. No hangover effect and it just makes life so much more enjoyable. I seriously don’t think I’ll ever stop smoking.
  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,782 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited November 8
    sheeeeit, first time I saw shinkuu tatsumakiwhatever spelled out I was like "nah, no way..." because to me it always and still sounds like
    "dat psychic BLUUUUE kick!"
    or.... "Dyslexic BLUUUUE kick!"

    One of my friends back in the day thought it sounded like "Ah-gotchu-surrounded!" so he eventually just called the move that.

    On another note---It's amazing that people still have the energy to do other "gigs" along with having a full-time job, man. It's cool to have a talent to bring in some extra occasional money but at the same time it's kind of exhausting at times... when I get home from the regular day job, I have absolutely no energy to do much of anything... I really just want to do bare minimum-effort things like watch tv and surf the net, maybe listen to music...and then eventually I pass out into the Dreamland. There's a design I'm having to draw for someone ...and at this point I just want to get this "homework" over and done with so I can get back to doing nothing.

    ...which reminds me---one of the best things about adulthood and being done with your school years is that you no longer have this thing called "homework" getting in the way of fun. That shit irked me from 1st or 2nd grade whenever homework started being a thing.
  • StockyJamStockyJam My nigga Networkingyuppy Joined: Posts: 5,756



    im gonna get really high.
    and watch flash gordon. cuz thiS movie, sober, is the wackest movie ever made. but when you see it high....
    its GOAT.
  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,747 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG


    I am currently going through some of the strangest sensations right now.



    Also: LOL@"Lil twerk"

    -Starhammer-
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

    AV by Rick Ross.
  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 23,929
    Slurmz wrote: »
    Darksakul wrote: »
    Disney Reportedly in Talks to Purchase 21st Century Fox

    http://comicbook.com/marvel/2017/11/06/disney-buys-21st-century-fox/

    You mad late, fam.

    I heard the talks fell through 90 min in
    Didn't even know about that till way after
    “Strong people don't put others down... They lift them up.”
    - Darth Vader, Philanthropist
  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge Mad Hatred Beyond the Haterdome Joined: Posts: 16,439
    Alcoholism is a big problem in my family. I haven't touched a drop since my 21st birthday three years ago, but every now and again I'll be washing beer glasses at work and the smell will hit me right in the face. And it'll smell incredible, whereas before it used to make me nauseous. Crazy to think how something like that might actually be hereditary. I have terrible self control too, if I end up liking drinking, I'll end up LOVING it.

    I'm going to do my best to stay strong, and stay on the right path though.
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    Remember, don't believe in me. Believe in the Ed Boon that believes in you.
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    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

    They should. I won't. I advocate setting the world on fire. But morons who actually like it, benefit from society, would do well to thank you and men like you for not visiting hell upon them.

    "You don't know what it's like to hate. To have your entire life become nothing more than an expression of hate. Nothing else matters. Nothing else can compare. Or taste as sweet."
  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 36,635 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Starhammer wrote: »


    I am currently going through some of the strangest sensations right now.



    Also: LOL@"Lil twerk"

    -Starhammer-

    theres a compilation video of all the fights and its the funniest thing ive ever seen. i have never cried from laughing so hard at it.
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  • dab00gdab00g Joined: Posts: 21,038
    The older I get, the harder the hangover. Not worth it IMO.

    That’s exactly why weed trumps alcohol. No hangover effect and it just makes life so much more enjoyable. I seriously don’t think I’ll ever stop smoking.

    You were thinking of joining mgtow

    You need better strains
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,343 ✭✭✭ Former OG
    dab00g wrote: »
    The older I get, the harder the hangover. Not worth it IMO.

    That’s exactly why weed trumps alcohol. No hangover effect and it just makes life so much more enjoyable. I seriously don’t think I’ll ever stop smoking.

    You were thinking of joining mgtow

    You need better strains

    I find mgtow to be rather... sad, I guess?

    Going your own way?

    Why were you getting your cuck on before?

    This dichotomy bullshit of nothing of this nonsense rubbish generation...

    *CrankyKongWavingHisPimpCaneGIF*

    X and Y were better generations.

    Even as fuckin' Pokemon.

    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,747 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Azure wrote: »
    dab00g wrote: »
    The older I get, the harder the hangover. Not worth it IMO.

    That’s exactly why weed trumps alcohol. No hangover effect and it just makes life so much more enjoyable. I seriously don’t think I’ll ever stop smoking.

    You were thinking of joining mgtow

    You need better strains

    I find mgtow to be rather... sad, I guess?

    Going your own way?

    Why were you getting your cuck on before?

    Why does anyone do something before they learn better? Oh yeah............Not knowing better.

    -Starhammer-
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

    AV by Rick Ross.
  • Icy Black DeepIcy Black Deep Still training... Joined: Posts: 1,447
    Eh. It doesn’t really effect my day-to-day. It’s just a thing I was born with. It just happens to be a thing that makes the government see me as medically disabled for life.

    You've piqued my curiosity.

    Is it Congestive Heart Failure?

    I was born without the right ventricle of my heart.

    Just eat the heart of a healthy person and get it back.

    I don’t think it works that way.

    Well to be honest with you, I don't think it works that way either, but there's only one way to be sure.
    New Jersey
  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,782 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    ah, Legendary Redhead Grace Hancock hosted this movie talk episode
    Delicious. She could piss on my chest and I'm fine with it...whatever you want, baby. :sweat: Bonus hotness there from Clarke Wolf.

    Regarding that latest Star Wars teaser from...last week, I think... no way I was going to tolerate watching baseball to see that. I didn't know until after it aired anyway so I looked it up on youtube anyway. Yeah I kinda just wanted to take another thinly veiled cheapshot indicating my disdain for that sport.

    Meanwhile at work--- hell yeah more long meetings apparently today and tomorrow! No sarcasm at all here... I'll take those meetings all damn day, man... beats the hell out of having to do my usual stuff each day. At a meeting, all you have to do is sit there and listen to someone else talk for an hour or 2, maybe even more. It's likely someone will even bring donuts this morning.... though I should really resist that since I'm trying to get back into the routine-- 55 push-ups so far this morning, 40 lifts of the dumbbells + a bit of running already this morning....I may pay for that later though since it was way too cold to be out there with no jacket... I don't have that natural ColdResist+100 stat the white folks have, sadly.
  • Tekno VirusTekno Virus small man big strength Joined: Posts: 8,744
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    That's a big ass out of focus coconut.
    The Gates of Creation are manifold. I vow to enter them all.
    Dellusions are inexhaustible.
    I vow to end them all.
    Sentient beings are numberless.
    I vow to save them all.

    The Kree Way is SUPREME.
  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge Mad Hatred Beyond the Haterdome Joined: Posts: 16,439
    edited November 8
    Milf Waifu Wednesday The GOAT:pray:
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    All natural. Those bras must be mad expensive.
    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

    They should. I won't. I advocate setting the world on fire. But morons who actually like it, benefit from society, would do well to thank you and men like you for not visiting hell upon them.

    "You don't know what it's like to hate. To have your entire life become nothing more than an expression of hate. Nothing else matters. Nothing else can compare. Or taste as sweet."
  • Jack_FrostJack_Frost M.C Joined: Posts: 6,842
    And here I thought it was just Generation Z niggas who didnt know where spanish people are from

    we-serve-whites-only-no-spanish-or-mexicans.jpg

    white people hate so much they hated themselves
    There aren't 50 hours in a 5 day span...
    CRYING
  • GimpyGimpy Joined: Posts: 9,491 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited November 8
    Starhammer wrote: »


    I am currently going through some of the strangest sensations right now.



    Also: LOL@"Lil twerk"

    -Starhammer-

    Looks like a bunch of toddlers fighting. :rofl:

    Edit : Broad in the red mini-skirt has no ass to be wearing that shit.
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  • odinodin crystal clear Joined: Posts: 15,591 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Jack_Frost wrote: »
    And here I thought it was just Generation Z niggas who didnt know where spanish people are from

    we-serve-whites-only-no-spanish-or-mexicans.jpg

    white people hate so much they hated themselves

    Sign makes sense. They don't want people from Tijuana or Madrid.
  • Jack_FrostJack_Frost M.C Joined: Posts: 6,842
    odin wrote: »
    Jack_Frost wrote: »
    And here I thought it was just Generation Z niggas who didnt know where spanish people are from

    we-serve-whites-only-no-spanish-or-mexicans.jpg

    white people hate so much they hated themselves

    Sign makes sense. They don't want people from Tijuana or Madrid.
    care to explain that unless youre trolling?
    There aren't 50 hours in a 5 day span...
    CRYING
  • odinodin crystal clear Joined: Posts: 15,591 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Jack_Frost wrote: »
    odin wrote: »
    Jack_Frost wrote: »
    And here I thought it was just Generation Z niggas who didnt know where spanish people are from

    we-serve-whites-only-no-spanish-or-mexicans.jpg

    white people hate so much they hated themselves

    Sign makes sense. They don't want people from Tijuana or Madrid.
    care to explain that unless youre trolling?

    Not trolling just being facetious.
  • crucadescrucades Its a Kinda Bullshit Joined: Posts: 11,577
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    Wife

    Name?
    "I was fighting from the day I was born!"

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  • dn3000dn3000 Joined: Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    This reminds me of so many old school gaming memories:


  • GimpyGimpy Joined: Posts: 9,491 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    If anyone has been keeping up with the Tyrese breakdown this should make sense to you.

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  • white shadowwhite shadow WHAT'S MY NAME NYUKAH?!!! Joined: Posts: 13,731 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited November 8
    dn3000 wrote: »
    This reminds me of so many old school gaming memories:



    Lol! He did that idle animation perfectly.
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  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,343 ✭✭✭ Former OG
    Reticently wrote: »

    What in the actual fuck.

    Life is a parody of life now, full stop.
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • WastedWasted Verbal Diarrhetic Joined: Posts: 6,303
    Zuckerberg just wants to build his porn stash.
    SFV: Ken, with THAT ORANGE COSTUME

    I have nobody to play with, so I typically talk out of my ass.