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  • FemtoFemto Joined: Posts: 4,760
    edited November 15
    If you're into preggers and want take it a step further, you can track down A Serbian Film. x.x
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    "Racism died in the 80's and 90's. Period." - ParryAll 11/10/2016
    http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/146396/the-current-state-of-the-world-and-us-updated-first-post/p237

    "I was walking home and decided to not get shot at by a Muslim by not interfering and if people want to keep enriching the US with diversity then that's their decision. Also, she was already getting raped. Me interfering would have most likely resulted in the Muslim dude getting killed and then the media picking it up as a hate crime. I just kept walking and I think I made the right choice." - ElderGod http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/208447/the-american-government-thread-youre-fired-no-really-gtfo/p424
  • dab00gdab00g Joined: Posts: 21,006


    Kaere

    Yo maori girls though

    @wasted and @frostycyke probably only ids that would see hot island girls

    I need some
  • StockyJamStockyJam My nigga Networkingyuppy Joined: Posts: 5,744
    edited November 14
    animation is pretty funny.



    found another one
  • FrostyAUFrostyAU Lynx in your sinks Joined: Posts: 8,516
    Raz0r vs. Starhammer sounds like a good deathbattle to me.
  • The DamnedThe Damned Hope: You can't believe in it Joined: Posts: 10,886 mod
    edited November 14
    (Note to self: reply to white shadow's post next time.)

    "Good Deathbattle" seems like an oxymoron if you're talking about the actual Youtube channel.
    The Damned wrote: »
    Surprisingly few people burn to death in either of those movies, though Volcano definitely has more people burning to death with a grand total of...four (five?), including that ridiculous melting scene; technically seven I guess given that explosion. The only people that burn to death in Dante's Peak are the two poor bastards in the hot spring and, I guess, technically the grandmother. Dante Peak's >>>>> Volcano as a movie though, at least as a serious movie; only as an unintentionally funny movie is Volcano "superior". Someone should totally MST3K it now that I think about it.

    Either way, both of those movies violate convection like it's going out of style though. A "serious" (read: realistic) volcano movie like what ThePurpleBunny wants would have people burning to death before they could even see the lava close-up on screen in most instances, which Hollywood isn't going to do for various reasons.

    Similar situation happened with Deep Impact vs Armageddon.

    One was more serious drama with some actual science backing (and Morgan Freeman).
    The other went balls to the wall with goofy flair, action and Aerosmith.

    Guess which one made the bigger bucks?

    Sigh. No accounting for taste, though I actually haven't seen either movie (all the way through) even though I've always been vaguely interested in the former since it came out. Meanwhile, Armageddon always felt like a comedy movie from the very beginning.

    To be fair, however, Armageddon also has Liv Tyler in it, so I'm sure that also brought people in (to fap). Still no excuse though.
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  • po pimpuspo pimpus Beyond Anger... Ultra Rage Joined: Posts: 26,012
    maxx wrote: »
    lmfao the crowd reaction of pikachu speaking english in the new movie is too fuckin funny.

    It's really out of left field and ruins the emotion of that scene... Not to mention it makes no sense because Pika never stayed in its ball from day one, even before it met Ash.

    I laughed my ass off.
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  • crotchpunchacrotchpuncha Joined: Posts: 21,887
    edited November 14
    BullDancer wrote: »
    @crotchpuncha Why you mad that dudes are trying to give the soon to be kid some NUT-trition? Somebody has to do it.... for the healthy pregnancy. I think. Just as long as it isn't yours.
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    Starhammer wrote: »
    Starhammer wrote: »
    Starhammer wrote: »
    You have posted a lot of fake news that's for sure.

    You post a lot of tears.
    I'm just tryin out your tactics bro.

    With some practice I might be able to match your level of tears over people saying mean things about Trump.

    Right now you've got that Wimp Lo training going on. Me crying about trump? Ain't nobody who's been in the thread longer than three pages is going to believe your fake news.




    "Hello darkness, my old friend." :rofl:

    For no reason at all, why don't you all go on this Journey with me?

    -Starhammer-
    Hmm ok.
    Everywhere you look, Trump is being hailed as some sort of Armageddon machine who's going to ruin everything.
    Everytime I see the news, it's "Trump is this, trump did that, Trump bad" rinse, lather, repeat. Everything that happens, they try to make it a negative impact on him. The man can't even take a fucking shit without them talking about how wasteful he is for wiping twice instead of once. That's just the Media.
    Throughout the political system, they are waging war on his presidency the likes of which I've never even heard of.
    Trying to block any people he nominates to his cabinet, trying to block anything he signs, trying to thwart any and all efforts he makes as president. they're not doing it because it's right..................Only because it's HIM. I've never seen such disgusting behavior from elected officials.

    Didn't even take 5 minutes.

    Yes I stole them all from a PReppy post of your quotes lol. *shrug*

    1: I fail to see how this is me crying about Trump. Pointing out some facts does not equal crying.
    2: Since you went through the trouble of finding those posts, why not go a little further and prove me wrong?

    -Starhammer-
    Cuz I really dont give that much fo a shit if you want to blind yourself to the conversations that go on in that thread. Those are your blinds to put up, not mine to tear down.
    It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.
  • Jack_FrostJack_Frost M.C Joined: Posts: 6,824
    Hecatom wrote: »
    Azure wrote: »
    Pertho wrote: »
    One, Shaft had his reasons for leaving which I won't repeat because they're his own.

    Two, the AG thread, and subsequently the CSoTW for a multitude of reasons but mostly not for anything in it, but how it was badly affecting things outside of it. Those threads created issues mostly because people, for some god forsaken reason, decided to take them seriously. A thread, in GD, that people decided should be taken seriously. The place that has a 20 page thread about Kayo Police being a dude determined that the 2016 election was serious business.

    :coffee:

    Okay then.

    How about our resident soulless one?

    What happened to Vynce?

    He left for JesusToastMafia, the same as LimpWilly.
    And before you ask, my little brother SWBeta took Guile's advice and went home and became a Family Man.

    Beta left the site when I offered him a fade.

    Just like Manx.

    I'm 2-0
    There aren't 50 hours in a 5 day span...
    CRYING
  • LantisLantis Can you fly, Bobby? Joined: Posts: 6,269 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Femto wrote: »
    If you're into preggers and want take it a step further, you can track down A Siberian Film. x.x

    Don't you mean A Serbian Film?

    Just reading the synopsis for that movie enough made me want to hurl.
    There's no holding me back
    I'm not driven by fear
    I'm just driven by anger
    And you're under attack
  • tataa8Ptataa8P tourney. banned. washed-up. veteran. Joined: Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Jack_Frost wrote: »
    People below my apartment be having the loudest sex. My walls/floor arent that thin because when I was in another unit I never heard anyone.

    They have sex like everyday and its like they are in a room next to me. Girl is loud as fuck. Cant wait until I run into them, gotta see what she looks like.

    Gonna tell them I hear them too

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    that is fucking crazy if it's coming from the unit under your apartment.
    has a fault line appeared in the general area of the building? :lol:
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  • Jack_FrostJack_Frost M.C Joined: Posts: 6,824
    tataa8P wrote: »
    Jack_Frost wrote: »
    People below my apartment be having the loudest sex. My walls/floor arent that thin because when I was in another unit I never heard anyone.

    They have sex like everyday and its like they are in a room next to me. Girl is loud as fuck. Cant wait until I run into them, gotta see what she looks like.

    Gonna tell them I hear them too

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    that is fucking crazy if it's coming from the unit under your apartment.
    has a fault line appeared in the general area of the building? :lol:

    Exactly what I thought. The unit next to mine is empty so first I was like "wtf"?


    So I did a coincidental trip to my car and of course on the way down I could tell where it was from.

    I wonder if the people across from me can hear them lol
    There aren't 50 hours in a 5 day span...
    CRYING
  • PreppyPreppy act like you're used to it Joined: Posts: 14,275 admin
    edited November 14
    Blindknagg wrote: »
    Woke up just in time to witness the birth of the SRK mods' civil war :wow:
    Sadly overdue. I've been trying to have that conversation for months. We took some pretty unhealthy turns that should be course-corrected one way or the other. :bluu: Hope it was at least somewhat entertaining if not informative. On the "plus" side it doesn't seem like that conversation is done so we'll see where we go from here.
    :encore:

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  • WastedWasted Verbal Diarrhetic Joined: Posts: 6,281
    But at least one Meowth can talk, and Lucario can communicate telepathically.
    SFV: Ken, with THAT ORANGE COSTUME

    I have nobody to play with, so I typically talk out of my ass.
  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX BLACK-GOKU-HAX Joined: Posts: 18,005
    HAHAH WHO GOT BANNED?!??! SPIDAYMAN 11 YRS OLD WHEN DA WII CAME OUT

    SPREADING HIS FINGER GOO EVERYWHERE AUNT MAY SISTER BF GOTTA CLEAN UP

    THAT SHIT, LITERALLY KILLED HIM AND PETEY PAN PARKER WILL NEVER EVER FORGIVE HIMSELF
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    • Paperchaser
    • EMP burnYoBra
    • bootleg movie slanger
    • m.Riceson on Internet Relay Chan-ho Expat who get busy in burger king.cn.tw
    • That one guy who posed at the animal sex Museum for facebook timeline photo
    • DA BIG O - OSCAR TRIPLE DOUBLE FUCKED AROUND & GOT actually Lew Alcindor even
    • Future Looney Tunes Employee Pink Panther more Popular than Black Manta & Skullgirls Nigga!!!
    and one odd character...
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    2016 = "Releasing a Complete Game isn't Street Fighter"
    You wouldn't even understand if I told you.
    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,769 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    sheeeeit, Tevin has another vid with the The Latest DSP Report™... haha Phil actually goes into a bit of complaining about his ex for a while.... interesting; he usually ends up talking about things he claims he won't talk about :lol:
    Another long vid of course (they always are when Phil is the topic..it's probably a challenge to make a "short" video attempting to properly dissect the madness)
  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,714 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    FrostyAU wrote: »
    Raz0r vs. Starhammer sounds like a good deathbattle to me.

    Not really imo.

    Razor would get defeated by ANYONE on SRK because with his thin body habitus + copious alcohol consumption, his bone density is probably equal to most osteoporotic women over 60. His hp would be less than Akuma's

    The cocaine use would lead to chest pain which would lead to free hits a la MK style setups like Scorpions spear.

    The distended anus from all those dicks would provide ample space for a grenade. Starhammer has military experience IIRC.

    AIDS virus would cause fever, night sweats, and make him more prone to infections from a wder range of pathogens.

    And finally, If Starhammer is black, any skin to skin contact with Sr. Maricon would probably be an "instant KO" due to high chance of Conversion disorder
    Conversion Disorder is a neurological deficicit in someone that is not an organic medical disease.
    It is usually the result of a psychosocial stressor in this case being touched by a black man when one has an intense hatred of them.






    Damn. I was just gonna steal his booze and watch him die from exhaustion trying to catch up to me.

    -Starhammer-
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

    AV by Rick Ross.
  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,714 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    BullDancer wrote: »
    @crotchpuncha Why you mad that dudes are trying to give the soon to be kid some NUT-trition? Somebody has to do it.... for the healthy pregnancy. I think. Just as long as it isn't yours.
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    Starhammer wrote: »
    Starhammer wrote: »
    Starhammer wrote: »
    You have posted a lot of fake news that's for sure.

    You post a lot of tears.
    I'm just tryin out your tactics bro.

    With some practice I might be able to match your level of tears over people saying mean things about Trump.

    Right now you've got that Wimp Lo training going on. Me crying about trump? Ain't nobody who's been in the thread longer than three pages is going to believe your fake news.




    "Hello darkness, my old friend." :rofl:

    For no reason at all, why don't you all go on this Journey with me?

    -Starhammer-
    Hmm ok.
    Everywhere you look, Trump is being hailed as some sort of Armageddon machine who's going to ruin everything.
    Everytime I see the news, it's "Trump is this, trump did that, Trump bad" rinse, lather, repeat. Everything that happens, they try to make it a negative impact on him. The man can't even take a fucking shit without them talking about how wasteful he is for wiping twice instead of once. That's just the Media.
    Throughout the political system, they are waging war on his presidency the likes of which I've never even heard of.
    Trying to block any people he nominates to his cabinet, trying to block anything he signs, trying to thwart any and all efforts he makes as president. they're not doing it because it's right..................Only because it's HIM. I've never seen such disgusting behavior from elected officials.

    Didn't even take 5 minutes.

    Yes I stole them all from a PReppy post of your quotes lol. *shrug*

    1: I fail to see how this is me crying about Trump. Pointing out some facts does not equal crying.
    2: Since you went through the trouble of finding those posts, why not go a little further and prove me wrong?

    -Starhammer-
    Cuz I really dont give that much fo a shit if you want to blind yourself to the conversations that go on in that thread. Those are your blinds to put up, not mine to tear down.

    and yet, here you are making another post to a person you don't care about on a topic you don't care about. If you don't want to talk about it, then simply don't.

    -Starhammer-
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

    AV by Rick Ross.
  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX BLACK-GOKU-HAX Joined: Posts: 18,005
    forgot to put an I word. The word I have put there before.

    INTERNET

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    Photobucket put down for the count.
    1999 = "A Game with Parries isn't Street Fighter"
    2016 = "Releasing a Complete Game isn't Street Fighter"
    You wouldn't even understand if I told you.
    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • DillyBeeWilliamsDillyBeeWilliams Joined: Posts: 146
    FrostyAU wrote: »
    Raz0r vs. Starhammer sounds like a good deathbattle to me.

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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX BLACK-GOKU-HAX Joined: Posts: 18,005
    edited November 14
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    1999 = "A Game with Parries isn't Street Fighter"
    2016 = "Releasing a Complete Game isn't Street Fighter"
    You wouldn't even understand if I told you.
    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • Dangerous JDangerous J Clinicals now!! Joined: Posts: 10,081 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Razor Ramon Maricon banned Hecatom for posting preg porn?

    Make sense.
    The only way that fruit could ever "impregnate" a woman is if he was a Brood warrior lol
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  • tataa8Ptataa8P tourney. banned. washed-up. veteran. Joined: Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    fucking hell.



    who pissed off WTF-AKUMA-HAX this time?!
    when you aim for the HAX, best sure not to miss lololol
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  • Bomberman3000Bomberman3000 The Headshaker Joined: Posts: 2,335
    Femto wrote: »
    If you're into preggers and want take it a step further, you can track down A Serbian Film. x.x

    *reads synopsis of A Serbian Film*

    ...Makes you wonder the mindset of those who agree to star in a film like that. I mean, DAMN.
    "What Strength!!
    But Don't forget,
    There are many guys like you, all over the world!!!"

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  • dab00gdab00g Joined: Posts: 21,006
    I cannot figure out why that indian guy has it out for me. I know i already win because he lives in florida.

    You are running low on the jokes. Also i don't care about interracial dating. I hate guys with yellow fever because they are pandering jackasses who fetishize asian girls. I hate all ethnic women who ONLY date white guys because they ascribe to a different type of racism towards men of color and of their own race. It is a definite bad look.

    I can look at dangerous j's picture and see the most dangerous thing about him is that curry b.o. And looking like a guy who is perfectly fine staying a virgin as long as he has his toys.
  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,714 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Razor Ramon Maricon banned Hecatom for posting preg porn?

    Make sense.
    The only way that fruit could ever "impregnate" a woman is if he was a Brood warrior lol

    :rofl:
    Who's up for a nice short walk?
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    Been there, done that.

    -Starhammer-
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

    AV by Rick Ross.
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,739
    ( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
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    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.
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  • Dangerous JDangerous J Clinicals now!! Joined: Posts: 10,081 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    You've come a long way, Countdown.....

    (G1 Countdown is the little micromaster dude in front and the blue rocket base on the side. The update transforms into a missile truck).
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    PSN: DangerousJSRK

    "There is no end to the adventures we can have,if only we seek them with our eyes open."
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