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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,228 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    OMG, the jokes I have thought of about David Sir"loin(s)!" :rofl:

    Stop spoiling La Cosina Grande :mad:

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
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  • crotchpunchacrotchpuncha Joined: Posts: 21,089
    edited May 24
    Million wrote: »
    Oh I forgot the usual creep commentary on Ariana since she's in the news cycle again...

    I'd be ok with Ariana farting on my face. She could piss on my chest too if that's how she likes to get down... not much is really out of the question with her. I've kept tabs on that one for a while. It would also be nice to live out that fantasy roleplay of her being such a bad girl... a delinquent that clearly needs some punishment... like a good, thorough spanking...perhaps with a ruler first then a paddle...then she gets the bare hand...set her straight on some things....corrective action.....yeah...damn hell yeah

    ...there will definitely be some "sessions" later tonight, goddamn the imagination is a powerful thing :sweat:
    I'm amazed you've never commented on her wearing a ballgag in Zoolander 2.
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  • po pimpuspo pimpus Let's Hit the Climax! Joined: Posts: 24,833
    It should be a mandatory rule that if you work for Capcom , your last name must be legally changed to a cut of meat.

    David Sirloin
    Peter "Combofiend" Ribeye

    What if SRK members worked for Capcom?

    From Po Pimpus to Po Primerib?

    SonicHabeeb to Sonic Hanger Steak?





    Lol @ implying I would ever work for that House of Shit...

    And no, not even to try and "change it from within", or whatever lie S-Kill told himself when he worked there.

    Watching the light and joy fade from Seth's eyes during his tenure as Capcpom's paid liar was one of the saddest things I've ever seen...
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  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 5,391
    theres two apps on steam which are cool.
    one.
    black ink art app.
    only thing i really like are the pre fabricated brushes. they have a wavy ribbon like brush that i cant find anywhere else.



    second is manga maker.
    if you guys remember i posted character maker app from the google play store. its sorta like that but even better.

  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge The Age of Murder and Storm Joined: Posts: 16,236
    Wait.... this is that chick you were talking about a long time ago? The one that liked Mortal Kombat?
    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

    They should. I won't. I advocate setting the world on fire. But morons who actually like it, benefit from society, would do well to thank you and men like you for not visiting hell upon them.

    "You don't know what it's like to hate. To have your entire life become nothing more than an expression of hate. Nothing else matters. Nothing else can compare. Or taste as sweet."
  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge The Age of Murder and Storm Joined: Posts: 16,236
    Wait.... this is that chick you were talking about a long time ago? The one that liked Mortal Kombat?

    Lmao, I forgot about that. Turns out she stalked my facebook page and pretended to be into shit I was into

    So is it her? Or someone else? And I'm not surprised at that. A fair amount of men talk of a similar experience. About how women shift to match whatever man they're interested in. Everything from sexual acts to religious beliefs.
    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

    They should. I won't. I advocate setting the world on fire. But morons who actually like it, benefit from society, would do well to thank you and men like you for not visiting hell upon them.

    "You don't know what it's like to hate. To have your entire life become nothing more than an expression of hate. Nothing else matters. Nothing else can compare. Or taste as sweet."
  • SlurmzSlurmz I got John Blaze shit. Joined: Posts: 754
    Wait.... this is that chick you were talking about a long time ago? The one that liked Mortal Kombat?

    Lmao, I forgot about that. Turns out she stalked my facebook page and pretended to be into shit I was into

    I need to hear how it happened and your initial reaction.
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  • Dangerous JDangerous J Clinicals now!! Joined: Posts: 9,707 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Best wishes for your mom and family, Miraclearrow.... :tup:


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  • white shadowwhite shadow WHAT'S MY NAME NYUKAH?!!! Joined: Posts: 13,441 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Gimpy wrote: »
    This is what I need in my life right about now!

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    Wait did my choco hunny bunny Bria Myles gain back her weight after she went crazy like Jennifer Hudson with all the fitness?!
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  • FemtoFemto Joined: Posts: 4,506
    edited May 24
    LTTP on dude in the wheelchair talking shit. I couldn't stop laughing. Guy recording handled it like a champ. I would've had my mugshot posted on the 6 o' clock news, with a video of e beating dude's ass and cussing his legs out for not working.
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  • GimpyGimpy Joined: Posts: 9,157 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I just saw what @Million said about Ariana Grande. I shouldn't be surprised but I am. LOL!! Anyway, you can have AG, I prefer Elizabeth Gillies. She was okay on the first season of Victorious but after that, she became hot ass hell with her punk-rock/gothic look. She'a also going to be on the new Dynasty "reboot". That's the only reason to watch that show.
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX DBGT non canon > maxxvatar OVA Joined: Posts: 17,798
    // Black Jag made the best HAX parody post

    / Because ya boy had no eyebrow drake.

    / This dude gonna kill, the next MFER
    // during dinner rush that try to go on break!!

    ( Shatta's story of his woman bigger than he was by a lot def after emaciation on chemotherapy, body slamming him thru a glass table... Black Jag needs to contact his cool online dad Manx, stat, for primo strats )
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  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge The Age of Murder and Storm Joined: Posts: 16,236
    edited May 24
    po pimpus wrote: »
    My grandmother passed away just now... I don't even know what to feel right now.

    That woman raised me and my siblings. She sacrificed so much for us.. Fuck everything right now.

    Sorry to hear that man. When people die, there's really not much to say. Nothing you can do to make them feel better. I just never like hearing about people losing someone. Shit blows.
    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

    They should. I won't. I advocate setting the world on fire. But morons who actually like it, benefit from society, would do well to thank you and men like you for not visiting hell upon them.

    "You don't know what it's like to hate. To have your entire life become nothing more than an expression of hate. Nothing else matters. Nothing else can compare. Or taste as sweet."
  • The MartianThe Martian Tatsu Spam Supreme™ Joined: Posts: 12,148
    My condolences, Po.

    You'll pull through it my dude. Stay strong.
    "Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are."

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  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 22,761
    po pimpus wrote: »
    My grandmother passed away just now... I don't even know what to feel right now.

    That woman raised me and my siblings. She sacrificed so much for us.. Fuck everything right now.

    My condolences man.
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  • WastedWasted Verbal Diarrhetic Joined: Posts: 5,789
    My grandparents raised one of my cousins because her father was retarded (the legit medical kind). Pop died a couple of yeads back and it broke her completely for a while.

    Stay strong, Po.

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  • pedoviejopedoviejo Thuggin in da Kitchen Joined: Posts: 13,848
    edited May 25
    Wait.... this is that chick you were talking about a long time ago? The one that liked Mortal Kombat?

    Lmao, I forgot about that. Turns out she stalked my facebook page and pretended to be into shit I was into

    That's a keeper
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  • BB_HoodyBB_Hoody Nice plane you have there. Be a Shame if something went wrong in flight and it crashed Joined: Posts: 4,704
    Best answer to income equality I have ever heard. This dude needs to go viral. Damn I wish I knew about him when I was 18.



    Oh and sorry for your loss Po.
  • KeckaKecka Psycho Crushing that booty Joined: Posts: 1,556
    Okay, my niggas. I rarely call on your expertise. But let's say I'm pretty sure I've got an in on the goddamn hottest black chick ever, how do I as the whitest dude in the history of honkies approach the situation?

    Because the black chicks I've fucked are kind of white fan girls or black chicks with a white fetish, but this is a legitimate regular chick who happens to be black in a country where the Nazi party have been advancing at a steady pace.
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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,228 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Me and my family found out this weekend my mom has Ovarian Cancer. This weekend my world stopped and honestly I see things a lot differently than I did before. We don't know the severity yet but it sounds like its done some spreading. Don't know how much or how serious but she's staying strong and in good spirits.
    I know it sounds cliche but cherish the time you get to spend with your loved ones. You never know when you might get news that flips your whole world upside down. Don't take shit for granted like I did.

    Stay strong, man.

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,228 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    @po pimpus My deepest sympathy man.
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

    My blog, where I write like it means something or some shit: http://manxbladesake.wordpress.com/
    Official 'Kevin Witness'
    Achievement unlocked! Offered drugs to a SRKer in real life
  • Dangerous JDangerous J Clinicals now!! Joined: Posts: 9,707 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Sorry for your grandmother's passing , Po.
    I will keep her in my prayers..
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  • twigstertwigster Joined: Posts: 584
    edited May 25
    BB_Hoody wrote: »
    Best answer to income equality I have ever heard. This dude needs to go viral. Damn I wish I knew about him when I was 18.

    The best way to fix wealth inequality, and perhaps the easiest, is to have actual goddamn interest rates not controlled by the federal reserve. It's not much of a recovery if we've had sub-1% interest rates for almost 10 years. Actually, large swathes of Europe as well as Japan have negative interest rates. That's right, you have to pay the bank extra (above just your maintenance fees) for the privelage of lending them money.

    If we had real interest rates, people could actually do this thing called save their money, rather than being basically forced into the stock market (to get return) and getting eaten alive every 8 or so years.

    But frankly, so many things need to happen besides this. But all this probably belongs in the finance thread, so I'll settle for just the above.
  • Negative-Zer0Negative-Zer0 Joined: Posts: 9,666
    po pimpus wrote: »
    My grandmother passed away just now... I don't even know what to feel right now.

    That woman raised me and my siblings. She sacrificed so much for us.. Fuck everything right now.

    My grandfather passed a week ago too man. It was tough to see my grandmother sad like that. But hearing his obituary made me appreciate life a whole lot more and made me realize that death is inevitable, but if I live making my family and friends have a good life then it will have all been worth it. Try not to be too distraught by her passing, she did what she could to give you a good life.

    Its time for you to do the same with others,
    “I was trying to take the easy way out by running away from everything. No matter the pain, I will keep living. So when I die, I'll feel I did the best I could.” - Koala
  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 1,184
    edited May 25
    po pimpus wrote: »
    My grandmother passed away just now... I don't even know what to feel right now.

    That woman raised me and my siblings. She sacrificed so much for us.. Fuck everything right now.


    I'll be taxed with such soon. If you need to talk hit me up.

    Stay smiling, its what she'd have wanted id venture to bet.
  • GimpyGimpy Joined: Posts: 9,157 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    po pimpus wrote: »
    My grandmother passed away just now... I don't even know what to feel right now.

    That woman raised me and my siblings. She sacrificed so much for us.. Fuck everything right now.

    Sorry for your loss Po. Losing a loved one is one of the hardest things in life to deal with. Just remember that you're always going to be an extention of her in this world.
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  • Jion_WansuJion_Wansu Joined: Posts: 5,732
    edited May 25
    We used to go crunk in the clubs back in the late 1990s and early 2000s when songs like this came out: