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  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,772 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Oh yessss... Sons of Kojima at it again; here they watch and laugh at DSP playing Nier Automata along with his predictably terrible commentary/jokes
    BONUS-- there's actually a small with Liana in this one...at one point you can tell he's annoyed by her just being there while he's trying to play the game.
  • PerthoPertho The Runed One Joined: Posts: 22,142 mod
    Gasaraki wrote: »
    Yeah, is that "guessies" shit real? I don't even believe it lol

    The one I've actually read them use is mind games. I'll give you an example of how hilariously ill defined and nonsensical an exchange is with this term:
    I don't know what to do against fox. He does a good job keeping me out.
    Play some mind games.

    I shit you not. :rofl:
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    jimmy1200 wrote: »
    pertho attacked me first, saying i get all my life tips from 106th and park.
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,763
    edited July 4
    Of course autistic kids will use autistic terms.
    "guessies" is one of the gayest things I've ever heard

    Is up there with footsies and jumpsies.
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  • crotchpunchacrotchpuncha Joined: Posts: 21,888
    Whats their deffinition of Mind Games?
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  • po pimpuspo pimpus Beyond Anger... Ultra Rage Joined: Posts: 26,031
    edited July 4
    Whats their deffinition of Mind Games?

    There is no definition. It means whatever you want it to mean.

    Whiffing a jab to catch someone reaching? Mind games.

    Dashing up and shielding to punish a laggy attack?
    Mind games.

    Ending a combo early to reset for more damage?
    Mind games.

    Etc, and so forth...
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  • PerthoPertho The Runed One Joined: Posts: 22,142 mod
    Hecatom wrote: »

    Is up there with footsies and jumpsies.

    Footsies actually describes something. I like it better than that dumb ass catch all they use now as "midrange". Makes me wanna vomit on my speakers. Most say nothing thing I hear people say.
    Ronin Chaos on Pertho:

    "Oh, Pertho. You complete me."
    jimmy1200 wrote: »
    pertho attacked me first, saying i get all my life tips from 106th and park.
  • po pimpuspo pimpus Beyond Anger... Ultra Rage Joined: Posts: 26,031
    I used the term "S-Tier" at work once and my co-worker Googles it and finds something about Smash. So he starts reading and he's like "so G tier is the worst" and I go "G?! Jesus Smash has a lot of shit characters."

    Melee has a lot of shit characters because they can't abuse all those dumb ass exploits like wave dashing and L-cancelling and shit.

    In Smash 4, you can reliably fuck people up with Duck Hunt and Browser if you're on top of your shit.
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  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,763
    Pertho wrote: »
    Hecatom wrote: »

    Is up there with footsies and jumpsies.

    Footsies actually describes something. I like it better than that dumb ass catch all they use now as "midrange". Makes me wanna vomit on my speakers. Most say nothing thing I hear people say.

    I prefer to use spacing myself.
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  • PerthoPertho The Runed One Joined: Posts: 22,142 mod
    Hecatom wrote: »

    I prefer to use spacing myself.

    Spacing doesn't really describe the battle that happens when characters are getting at each other over a certain part of the stage though.
    Ronin Chaos on Pertho:

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    jimmy1200 wrote: »
    pertho attacked me first, saying i get all my life tips from 106th and park.
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,763
    Pertho wrote: »
    Hecatom wrote: »

    I prefer to use spacing myself.

    Spacing doesn't really describe the battle that happens when characters are getting at each other over a certain part of the stage though.

    Then you are talking about the neutral game.
    Which spacing is part of it.

    Footsies only serves to desctibe an specific typy of spacing game that hapens on the ground, which imo it is why many people who come from sf usually have a hard time grasping what is happening on the screen on other games.
    The usual explanations that they get focus heavily on that specific type of spacing game that once they witness something different and try to apply it into other games, it falls apart.
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    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
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  • crotchpunchacrotchpuncha Joined: Posts: 21,888
    edited July 5
    I never understood that. I grew up on SF and understanding concepts for other fighting games has never been hard. GGs visual flow is not that complicated.
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  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 23,849
    I never understood that. I grew up on SF and understanding concepts for other fighting games has never been hard. GGs visual flow is not that complicated.

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  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,724 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    regulate wrote: »
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  • thurstthurst What's my age again? Joined: Posts: 11,721 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Mathis is way too G with it. "He's the boss, not the customer...that's how you should've been talking to her" lol
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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,400 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Just started watching Gotham. Has anyone ever thought to check out the surrounding area for chemical contamination/pollution? 'Cause it really seems like they have a disproportionately large population of mentally ill people in that city.

    Just an observation.

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  • crucadescrucades Its a Kinda Bullshit Joined: Posts: 11,572
    Mentally ill audience too who watch that garbage, just saijin.
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  • SkullboySkullboy On Days Like This... Joined: Posts: 12,415
    po pimpus wrote: »
    Smash terminology is some of the dumbest shit... Look up "tomahawking", i.e. empty jumping followed by a grab.

    Stupid ass shit.

    Who remembers the famous: "Descending Dragon"?

    :rofl:
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  • crotchpunchacrotchpuncha Joined: Posts: 21,888
    Descending Dragon? Lmao.
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    http://bgr.com/2017/06/23/goop-stickers-nasa-gwyneth-paltrow/

    Lol Gwyneth Paltrow starting up the weirdest hippie religion
  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 36,632 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Manx wrote: »
    Just started watching Gotham. Has anyone ever thought to check out the surrounding area for chemical contamination/pollution? 'Cause it really seems like they have a disproportionately large population of mentally ill people in that city.

    Just an observation.

    :tup:

    they have a weird balance of mentally ill and high amounts of phd and masters degrees.
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  • axeman61axeman61 My Baby Blue. Joined: Posts: 4,793
    In the comics, is there any explanation as to why Gotham is such a shithole that all these super villains come from there or hole up there? It is a lot.
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    After watching this clip I bought Samurai Cop 1 & 2 on bluray immediately. Should have owned these long ago. Pissed I found out there was a kickstarter for Samurai Cop 2 in 2015 that I missed out on.
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    Samurai cop 2 is just plain shit, they ran out of budget and just mashed the footage they had with footage from the first film.

    It's not even funny, just incomprehensible trash.
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    Gimpy wrote: »


    Edit : Who remembers Maniac Cop? :rofl:

    I remember when it was still fiction and not the real life.
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  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge Mad Hatred Beyond the Haterdome Joined: Posts: 16,433
    axeman61 wrote: »
    In the comics, is there any explanation as to why Gotham is such a shithole that all these super villains come from there or hole up there? It is a lot.
    No, there isn't an explanation. Gotham having a extremely high crime rate despite being a place of extreme wealth doesn't make any sense. If I had to guess, it's because A)Bruce Wayne is rich and B)Batman wouldn't have impressive tech being some poor kid in the projects/trailer parks.
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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,400 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Why I don't like most modern anime, for the most part:



    Video pretty much pinpoints the problems I saw early on when watching One Piece, and why I never began watching Naruto or Bleach, despite their popularity.

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  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 36,632 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    axeman61 wrote: »
    In the comics, is there any explanation as to why Gotham is such a shithole that all these super villains come from there or hole up there? It is a lot.

    Years of corruption within its infrastructure lead to the degradation of the city. People looking the other way for money on a massive scale. It kinda gets weirder when you realize it was almost this way from jump and Wayne's family was always fighting it in one form or another.
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  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 25,997 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    That video pretty much repeats what pretty much every fan has known for years: power creep. That alone makes so much shit worthless. I get his personal stakes bit and that's what any good story creator knows but I disagree on how he thinks about it. Naruto's end was convoluted, yes, but a major disservice was the lack of dead people in that great ninja war and relying on the dead to interest people again.

    DBZ was definitely the power creep shit. Like, we get it, at the end of the day the heroes will win because of some "get strong" super magic.

    One Piece so far isn't bad and has a lot of exposition. We know and care about the myriad story branches because they're personal to the main cast, but the issue I see now is that Oda takes FOREVER to complete arcs. The current arc has been going for more than a year while not explaining the situation with the other half of the Straw Hat crew. Dressrosa, IIRC, took nearly TWO YEARS to complete. There was no need for that and the side adventures of other pirates could have been cut out because they're not even important now. Shit, even White Beard's auxiliary crew were just fodder. Not everyone needs to be a star.

    Bleach is lol tho.
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  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge Mad Hatred Beyond the Haterdome Joined: Posts: 16,433
    maxx wrote: »
    axeman61 wrote: »
    In the comics, is there any explanation as to why Gotham is such a shithole that all these super villains come from there or hole up there? It is a lot.

    Years of corruption within its infrastructure lead to the degradation of the city. People looking the other way for money on a massive scale. It kinda gets weirder when you realize it was almost this way from jump and Wayne's family was always fighting it in one form or another.

    Yeah but how much of Batman's enemies factor into that? Outside of Falcone, Penguin, and maybe Hugo Strange, who else?
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  • GimpyGimpy Joined: Posts: 9,486 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    maxx wrote: »
    axeman61 wrote: »
    In the comics, is there any explanation as to why Gotham is such a shithole that all these super villains come from there or hole up there? It is a lot.

    Years of corruption within its infrastructure lead to the degradation of the city. People looking the other way for money on a massive scale. It kinda gets weirder when you realize it was almost this way from jump and Wayne's family was always fighting it in one form or another.

    Wasn't there something in the comics that led you to believe that corruption in Gotham went back as far as the 1800s?
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  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 23,849
    edited July 5
    axeman61 wrote: »
    In the comics, is there any explanation as to why Gotham is such a shithole that all these super villains come from there or hole up there? It is a lot.

    It changes up with all of the Recons, but mostly Gotham City is an extreme version of New York, The politicians are corrupted, Gags from the 1930's never got shut down so much of the City under Mob Rule.
    Looking when Batman first got written, Mob Gangs are still a fresh memory.

    Thomas and Martha Wayne felt if they become philanthropist they can reach the cities Poor and improve the city that way. Also much of the cities public works, road repair, creating Jobs and such are provided by the Wayne family. Under Thomas and Martha Wayne most of the poorer households of Gotham never lost their electricity, gas and water. Problem is this outreach only goes so far when most of the politicians are under a Mob bosses Thumb. Many of the Super Criminals came from Batman's Campy 60's era, with obvious exceptions to the Joker who takes inspiration from the 1928 film The Man Who Laughs.
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