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  • ExposedDExposedD Persona 5 Joined: Posts: 6,311
    edited August 11
    Video game music



    Video game music

    @angelpalm listen to this

    affinity wrote: »
    I mean, you can't even play as a cat in that game. wtf. it's 2017.
    chadouken! wrote: »
    It's called Sonic the Fucking Hedgehog, not Sonic the Cat, you dumb bitch.
  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,251 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    tataa8P wrote: »
    LOLOLOL fucking loved that stunt you pulled. So meme worthy if anything else.
    :bow:

    You should have ran with it homie, could have been the next harambe.
    I suggest human 4-connect or mobile phone Jenga where you use your acquaintances actual phones to stack lololol

    I *think* I have an idea of what that is, and if I'm right... It's already been done. As a porno game.

    So, I'm good!

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
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  • XthAtGAm3RGuYXXthAtGAm3RGuYX SRK's ResidentSleeper Joined: Posts: 11,760
    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40894967
    MANNN wow mother sues hospital for a dead baby....THAT SHE KILLED!
    wow
    tumblr_n2pgzhsn8P1ql56ddo1_500.gif

    Normally shit like this is pretty straight forward but it's actually kind of a weird case. Article says baby was born via c section, which means she was on some really good painkillers afterwards considering how big of a hole you need to cut in the abdomen to pull a fucking baby out of somebody. If anything she shouldn't have been allowed to breast feed since those meds were likely still in her system and probably would have passed along a residual effect in the milk. And that's where she's gonna win her case. Hospital attorney says "it was her decision to breastfeed and keep the baby in her room". Prosecuting attorney says "she was heavily sedated and not of sound mind for making good decisions."
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  • Dangerous JDangerous J Clinicals now!! Joined: Posts: 9,721 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    You've come a long way, Nosecone....
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  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 24,849 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Using whom properly is fedora worthy to you? Read a book, bitch.
  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,251 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    LOL I can't even begin to imagine why you would use the word whom in a dating profile. :rofl:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

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  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 1,185
    Manx wrote: »
    LOL I can't even begin to imagine why you would use the word whom in a dating profile. :rofl:

    Sound like you make more money than you do I'd wager.
  • Shaft AgentShaft Agent https://discord.gg/F4ZmxDu Joined: Posts: 9,238 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    WHOM'ST GETTING HIS WIENER TOUCHED?

    I'S. :cool:


    Solid Vibes Friday (feat. Charlie Wilson)

    Forget trying to pass for normal. Follow your geekdom. Embrace nerditude. In the immortal words of Lafcadio Hearn, a geek of incredible obscurity whose work is still in print after a hundred years, “Woo the muse of the odd.” You may be a geek. You may have geek written all over you. You should aim to be one geek they’ll never forget. Don’t aim to be civilized. Don’t hope that straight people will keep you on as some sort of pet. To hell with them. You should fully realize what society has made of you and take a terrible revenge. Get weird. Get way weird. Get dangerously weird. Get sophisticatedly, thoroughly weird, and don’t do it halfway. Put every ounce of horsepower you have behind it. Don’t become a well-rounded person. Well-rounded people are smooth and dull. Become a thoroughly spiky person. Grow spikes from every angle. Stick in their throats like a pufferfish. -Bruce Sterling
  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,022 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    po pimpus wrote: »

    How the Japanese gonna write superheroes better than the US now? All Might is all the best elements of Superman as seen through a nihonjin filter.

    Simple. They don't hire SJWs and Affirmative action purse puppies to do important jobs.

    -Starhammer-
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX DBGT non canon > maxxvatar OVA Joined: Posts: 17,802
    Raij1n wrote: »
    Manx wrote: »
    LOL I can't even begin to imagine why you would use the word whom in a dating profile. :rofl:

    Sound like you
    make more money than you
    you
    more than
    you
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    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
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  • angelpalmangelpalm Oink oink Joined: Posts: 23,341 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited August 12
    Some of ya'll really need to get a fucking grip.





    This video basically perfectly captures general discussion these days imo.
  • DJBLKKZAND94DJBLKKZAND94 DJ/Fighter/Scratcher and Killer Joined: Posts: 380
    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40894967
    MANNN wow mother sues hospital for a dead baby....THAT SHE KILLED!
    wow
    tumblr_n2pgzhsn8P1ql56ddo1_500.gif

    Normally shit like this is pretty straight forward but it's actually kind of a weird case. Article says baby was born via c section, which means she was on some really good painkillers afterwards considering how big of a hole you need to cut in the abdomen to pull a fucking baby out of somebody. If anything she shouldn't have been allowed to breast feed since those meds were likely still in her system and probably would have passed along a residual effect in the milk. And that's where she's gonna win her case. Hospital attorney says "it was her decision to breastfeed and keep the baby in her room". Prosecuting attorney says "she was heavily sedated and not of sound mind for making good decisions."

    Win or lose I feel sorry for the lost of the baby....It just sucks hearing something like "A baby dies from bullshit" ya know?
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  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 1,185
    Raij1n wrote: »
    Manx wrote: »
    LOL I can't even begin to imagine why you would use the word whom in a dating profile. :rofl:

    Sound like you
    make more money than you
    you
    more than
    you
    084.png

    To sound like...*
  • Jion_WansuJion_Wansu Joined: Posts: 5,746
    So this is now happening in the animal kingdom.

    They are getting stronger. Soon lizards will not be enough. We must prepare ourselves.

    They are. Some spiders mimic insects so that they don't get eaten by predators and shit.

    One time a spider knew I was gonna smash it against a wall (big black/brown type of spider) and it turned and jumped towards me. I hit it just in time...
  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge The Age of Murder and Storm Joined: Posts: 16,251
    HOLY SHIT
    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

    They should. I won't. I advocate setting the world on fire. But morons who actually like it, benefit from society, would do well to thank you and men like you for not visiting hell upon them.

    "You don't know what it's like to hate. To have your entire life become nothing more than an expression of hate. Nothing else matters. Nothing else can compare. Or taste as sweet."
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  • Bomberman3000Bomberman3000 The Headshaker Joined: Posts: 2,147
    Still Friday somewhere for VGM Fridays

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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX DBGT non canon > maxxvatar OVA Joined: Posts: 17,802
    Raij1n wrote: »
    Raij1n wrote: »
    Manx wrote: »
    LOL I can't even begin to imagine why you would use the word whom in a dating profile. :rofl:

    Sound like you
    make more money than you
    you
    more than
    you
    084.png

    To sound like...*
    Ah gotcha.

    To whom it may concern...
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    They are chasing that count of duke.

    ALL CAPITAL LETTERS CRAZY ASS "GROIN UP" SINCE I WAS 14 THEN I GOT HIT BY A CAR IN A COMA

    /nick young picture meme ??? and ??? again
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    2016 = "Releasing a Complete Game isn't Street Fighter"
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    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • InfernomanInfernoman Bro as Hell Joined: Posts: 9,222
    He's a fire type
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  • DJBLKKZAND94DJBLKKZAND94 DJ/Fighter/Scratcher and Killer Joined: Posts: 380
    Uhhh yo guys I just noticed...what happened to my green bars under my account? o_o
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  • FDreamFDream Joined: Posts: 879
    @crucades how could you be broke and still winning? Bad coke habit?
  • crucadescrucades Its a Kinda Bullshit Joined: Posts: 11,210
    FDream wrote: »
    @crucades how could you be broke and still winning? Bad coke habit?

    Went from agency to full time finally after get up skilled, basically poverty class to bottom middle class. No ferrari.
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  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,442 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited August 12
    cheh, part of the reason I'd want time travel is to see the look on people's faces when you go back to the 80s or earlier and tell them all the disappointing things... like how it's not like what we saw in The Jetsons... there is no George Jetson briefcase that transforms into a flying car, which eliminates the need for parking spaces... there's no teleportation devices or jetpacks just casually out there on the mass market, and the sex robots are *still* not quite as sophisticated as they should be yet. (*Of course... it's amazing that such things even exist in the first place, but there's still a long way to go with that... the goal should be for them to be indistinguishable from humans...THEN you have something awesome there....something that naturally makes real women obsolete.)

    ...oh and the pitiful, embarrassing shit--- that we still have regular ol' gas guzzling cars...some of them don't even have a "futuristic" cool design to them either. The dude from the past would be like "what like a damn ugly ass Impala the cops drive?"
    "Yeah man... we still have those. In fact the gas guzzler types are what most people drive. We're still not even close to mastering interstellar travel either..and the ambition for reaching that point seems to be gone."

    The person from the past might actually start crying at that point.

    At least we have the internet though...so that's something. Of course...if it was my past self I was speaking to... I'd definitely have some investment advice to make past self/future me rich though...or even easier than that--- knowledge of future winning lottery numbers.
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    God Damn changed him into an entirely different person.
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  • IdunoIduno ...what to put here Joined: Posts: 5,128
    crucades wrote: »
    FDream wrote: »
    @crucades how could you be broke and still winning? Bad coke habit?

    Went from agency to full time finally after get up skilled, basically poverty class to bottom middle class. No ferrari.

    Good shit, now go tell the government you aren't still working for the agency unless you want to be taxed into the ground as they count your current job as a second job and your 0 hours a week with the agency as your main job.
    “It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so ****ing what."
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  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,022 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    for those of you who are about to enter the world of the adult, take heed.



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    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

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  • angelpalmangelpalm Oink oink Joined: Posts: 23,341 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I am amazed some of ya'll can find time to post in between giving nazi salutes and beating people with sticks at your "rallies"