Man Has 30 Lbs Of Feces Removed From Intestines. Why you should Give a Shit.

DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs meJoined: Posts: 21,544
edited June 14 in General Discussion
This what happens when you don't give a shit for too long.
You end up with a colon filled with 30 lbs of Shit.

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Be very careful when holding 30 pounds of crap.

A man from China had nearly 30 pounds of feces removed from his body after it became impacted in his colon and made it difficult for him to breath. The severe abdominal pain and colon problems were the result of a condition known as Hirschsprung's disease.

Zhou Hai, 22, had a section of his colon weighing 28.6 pounds and measuring 30 inches removed, AsiaOne reported. Hai went to the hospital complaining of abdominal pain so bad that it made it difficult to breath. A CT scan revealed that his colon had become distended and was storing an amount of feces so large that it “looked like [it] could explode at any time,” explained Dr. Yin Lu, who operated on the young man, The Mirror reported. The three-hour operation took place at the 10th People’s Hospital of Shanghai in eastern China.

http://www.medicaldaily.com/man-has-30-lbs-feces-removed-intestines-how-hirschsprungs-disease-caused-418884
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  • Grand_Sage_MosesGrand_Sage_Moses Joined: Posts: 162
    How?
  • AlphaCharlieAlphaCharlie Joined: Posts: 977
    edited June 14
    Besides the hilarious irony that this was posted by DarkSakul of all people(enough said lol), how the hell does this happen?

    Did he not poop for 6 months straight? How did he not notice?
  • angelpalmangelpalm They're for the bullet holes, puta! Joined: Posts: 22,898 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited June 15
    Cyntalan wrote: »
    Million took way too long getting into this thread. :coffee:

    Hell, the fact that he didn't START this thread disappoints me greatly. Step your game up, bruh.

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  • mowrmowr NOW LISTEN CLOSELY Joined: Posts: 6,332
    Why is it always China that come out with this gross shit
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  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 996
    I always knew that dude was full of ahit
  • ThePurpleBunnyThePurpleBunny Joined: Posts: 16,783
    chadouken! wrote: »
    Damn, that guy was almost as full of shit as Trump is.
    terrible post.

    Indeed. A more accurate joke would have been if that was the doctor holding Trump after he was born.

    And fuck that image. I gotta drink that away or it'll be stuck in my head all day.
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    chadouken! wrote: »
    Damn, that guy was almost as full of shit as Trump is.
    terrible post.

    what makes it even worse is that chadouken! posted a full hour after Million posted. he had to have read his post- in fact everybody in the thread before him went for the laugh- not the applause break.

    "hay guyzzz... FUCK TRUMP! AMIRITE? amirite? yeaaaahhhhh"

    in conclusion, i'm banging everybody's mom in this thread.

    Look on the bright side. He didn't go for the Russian hackers narrative. The only jokes coming out of that fiasco are shitty ones.

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  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,544
    Besides the hilarious irony that this was posted by DarkSakul of all people(enough said lol), how the hell does this happen?
    And you can get fucking Rekt. After all your fake ass bitching and claiming I am following you around, you came here on your own volition and try to start new shit.
    "You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance."
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  • NickRocksNickRocks SATSUI NO SABU Joined: Posts: 22,503
    30 lbs....
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  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,544
    Raij1n wrote: »
    That's about what orochizoolander weighs...

    That is mean, even for me. But thanks for the laughs.
    "You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance."
  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,544
    Tien Gouki wrote: »

    About time someone post this video.
    "You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance."
  • GomuGomuGomuGomu Strider Sucks Joined: Posts: 9,509
    edited June 15
    Darksakul wrote: »
    and was storing an amount of feces so large that it “looked like [it] could explode at any time,”

    This made me laugh way harder than it should have.
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    Ah, another MFX fan I see
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    Why does this thread still have to be in the best of?


    I can't read the title without thinking about what's up an asshole. Like shit.

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  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,544
    Why does this thread still have to be in the best of?


    I can't read the title without thinking about what's up an asshole. Like shit.

    It's a shitty development all around
    "You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance."
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    Did you see that Zack? Clear as a crisp spring morning... FK....in the signature. I knew i could count on it. It never fails
  • X_SwordX_Sword -+FGs, Art, and Beats+- Joined: Posts: 1,754
    edited June 16
    I'd slice that dookie roll and spread a piece of it on some garlic bread and take a bite
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    For 30 million
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  • angelpalmangelpalm They're for the bullet holes, puta! Joined: Posts: 22,898 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    X_Sword wrote: »
    I'd slice that dookie roll and spread a piece of it on some garlic bread and take a bite
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    For 30 million

    @million
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    @Pertho you know what to do.
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    Boel wrote: »
    phantom angel the kinda guy that eats a roll of dental floss so that he can slowly come to a shuddering climax as he pulls it out his ass

  • rukawa_kaederukawa_kaede ({「決最終戦奥義」}) Joined: Posts: 3,363
    angelpalm wrote: »
    Is this the story of your birth @Darksakul????

    Also @Million

    Wait what?

    There's at least 5 or 6 people who come in to GD that would be far more deserving of those titles.

    Jealous Much?
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    Uh.

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  • Rhio2kRhio2k Senior Member Joined: Posts: 11,415 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Somehow, I KNEW this was gonna be in Asia.
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  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,544
    Rhio2k wrote: »
    Somehow, I KNEW this was gonna be in Asia.

    Is there some stereotype I never heard of,
    or are we going with the old school "mysteries of the orient" type stuff here?
    "You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance."
  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 21,544
    edited June 18
    angelpalm wrote: »
    Darksakul wrote: »
    Rhio2k wrote: »
    Somehow, I KNEW this was gonna be in Asia.

    Is there some stereotype I never heard of,
    or are we going with the old school "mysteries of the orient" type stuff here?

    Being a cave dwelling autist probably protects you from a lot of the horrors of the outside world.

    But in case you didn't know....


    http://assets.inhabitat.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2011/06/Mitsuyuki-Ikeda-shit-burger.jpg

    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81K+ADxzx4L._SY355_.jpg
    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2d/ce/1b/2dce1bc52f2bbbe75f7463ff52488365.jpg

    Sounds like you speak from experience
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  • TimstuffTimstuff Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool Joined: Posts: 431
    That's one hell of a Movantic Moment™.
  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,253 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    sheeeit, that is the stereotype though... any picture involving some kind of shit fetish situation...at least in the older days of the internet... you'd usually see asian people in the picture....not black or white or latino american people... it was always people from the broad "Asian" category in those pictures. I still remember a picture of one girl with a big turd in her mouth---yep, she was an Asian. (yep I am honest about not being able to tell one from the other most of the time; I'd be willing to bet that most Americans who claim they can are probably lying.)
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