SRK History Records Posters of ages past

BoelBoel all this post up in your buttJoined: Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
edited December 7 in General Discussion
Morning gang,

Figured it would be best that the silver age era of srk not be forgotten. Once a day I will be bringing a dossier, a regular this is your life level of biography about one of yall. Hrrm.. who to start with.

Razor aka Ramon aka banned all the time aka who tf cares

Razor is theoretically a latino male residing in the greater New Jersey area. He originally came over to SRK during the great Gaia Online invasion. He had fought on team Gaia but seeing how useful he was Gaia no longer wanted him so he sold out his comrades and joined SRK.

He became famous when teaming up with his best friend Ferman (orglebleet , the guy that stole juicebox's gf, the guy who fucked secret santa and got fucked) on Gunbound, where they were so adept at team killing that the opponents would win by default. When not hard at work doing this he was best known as a lamprey attaching himself to more successful posters in hopes to "get the rub"



His secondary account "Bloody Youkai" was a rather popular poster in their day, it wasn't until recently that we found the real person behind this.


But where is he now you ask? I mean you didn't , but ima go on anyway.

These days Razor can be found posting self important stream of consciousness diatribes on both srk and the discorde. Watch yourself if you have a dissenting opinion as the intellectual beatdown you will receive at the hands of this cholita will leave you stunned for months.

Ones about more important people will have more words don't worry.
who tf knows anymore
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  • BiousBious Seasons Greetings Joined: Posts: 11,744
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    Is that site Gaia still up? No I'm not going to check.
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX BLACK-GOKU-HAX Joined: Posts: 18,028
    So that's his old haunts where he didn't want to admit where it was, when claiming that's where he knew

    Jared "Bridget" Rea from.

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  • BoelBoel all this post up in your butt Joined: Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Just know guys , there is a golden level Hof that I think zoo posted way back when that covers the big guns, this is more the middling level shitdongz that are worth remembering kind of but hard to do . The Grover Cleveland's of srk
    who tf knows anymore
  • BoelBoel all this post up in your butt Joined: Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I'll also say this will be heavily biased towards the people i spent over a decade with on irc/discord , but won't put in my super best friends like val or rock or all or the Toronto fgc , seems like it would be tainted
    who tf knows anymore
  • SkullboySkullboy Drinking With Skeletons. Joined: Posts: 12,474
    edited December 7
    Oh fuck yes. New best thread.

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  • FemtoFemto Joined: Posts: 4,937
    Gaia had those customizable avatars, doe. Shout outs to Col.Guile?
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  • BoelBoel all this post up in your butt Joined: Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Oh man col.guile would take some deep research as opposed to anecdotal things that I barely recall.
    who tf knows anymore
  • BoelBoel all this post up in your butt Joined: Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited December 7
    honestly though, my opus is gonna be sigely, there is a complete tell all point of insanity on an old poker forum that was one of the greatest reads I have ever seen.
    who tf knows anymore
  • odinodin HH connoisseur Joined: Posts: 15,733 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Shitttttttt rsigely........ ghosts of christmas past
  • dialupsuckydialupsucky FINAL SHOWDOWN Joined: Posts: 2,830 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited December 7
  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 26,131 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I once saw Sigley at an 8 on the Break tournament. Didn't expect him to look like that.
    Raz0r wrote: »
    I love punk's posting style. Those emotes are hilarious.
  • BoelBoel all this post up in your butt Joined: Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited December 7
    http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/147/ssf2x-ryu-best-man-strat/p1 im sorry but if no one mentions ryuROCKst I will fuck a billy goat BK style period it.

    haha Clayton, I know how uncomfortable you get when people talk about how great you are so i wasn't sure what kind of flowery prose you would get

    also kyROCKxx was more gdlk, but sadly gamecombos is dead as hell I still use the term music of rock all the time from music of rock has started, ass is about to be fucked, or something along those lines.
    who tf knows anymore
  • GreyFoxxGreyFoxx R.I.P Brother. Joined: Posts: 4,509
    Orangecat needs to be in here?
  • Pablo_the_MexPablo_the_Mex Blond Kanye Status Joined: Posts: 8,285
    Raz0r wrote: »
    I once saw Sigley at an 8 on the Break tournament. Didn't expect him to look like that.

    Plz describe him in detail.

  • BoelBoel all this post up in your butt Joined: Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    OC was a lord, then he ran to HerV , a lot of srk expatriates ended up there somehow
    who tf knows anymore
  • Dangerous JDangerous J Clinicals now!! Joined: Posts: 10,196 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Razor is theoretically a male.
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  • dialupsuckydialupsucky FINAL SHOWDOWN Joined: Posts: 2,830 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Boel wrote: »
    http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/147/ssf2x-ryu-best-man-strat/p1 im sorry but if no one mentions ryuROCKst I will fuck a billy goat BK style period it.

    haha Clayton, I know how uncomfortable you get when people talk about how great you are so i wasn't sure what kind of flowery prose you would get

    also kyROCKxx was more gdlk, but sadly gamecombos is dead as hell I still use the term music of rock all the time from music of rock has started, ass is about to be fucked, or something along those lines.

    ha thanks.. you know I did try to bring ryuROCKst back for SF4 when it came out, I said ryu went through much plastic surgery and now looks like grumpy monkey instead of fucker of hot women. But just didnt catch on. People didnt get it. Oh well~ And ya i liked kyROCKxx too. I just wanted people to have fun and not take games so seriously, but now a days not sure I feel like troll accounts most the time are just people trying to be mean instead of people trying to have fun and get people to lighten up.
  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 26,131 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Boel wrote: »
    OC was a lord, then he ran to HerV , a lot of srk expatriates ended up there somehow

    HerV is dead as fuck, though. And it was a breeding ground for loli-loving adult men who couldn't be bothered to see the outside.
    Raz0r wrote: »
    I love punk's posting style. Those emotes are hilarious.
  • Sacr3DSacr3D Yummy Yummy Donuts! Joined: Posts: 3,248 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited December 7
    What ever happened to Dr.B

    Also remember septimus prime crying LOL
  • jae hoonjae hoon Flames of Justice Joined: Posts: 13,128 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Boel wrote: »
    Morning gang,

    Figured it would be best that the silver age era of srk not be forgotten. Once a day I will be bringing a dossier, a regular this is your life level of biography about one of yall. Hrrm.. who to start with.

    Razor aka Ramon aka banned all the time aka who tf cares

    Razor is theoretically a latino male residing in the greater New Jersey area. He originally came over to SRK during the great Gaia Online invasion. He had fought on team Gaia but seeing how useful he was Gaia no longer wanted him so he sold out his comrades and joined SRK.

    He became famous when teaming up with his best friend Ferman (orglebleet , the guy that stole juicebox's gf, the guy who fucked secret santa and got fucked) on Gunbound, where they were so adept at team killing that the opponents would win by default. When not hard at work doing this he was best known as a lamprey attaching himself to more successful posters in hopes to "get the rub"



    His secondary account "Bloody Youkai" was a rather popular poster in their day, it wasn't until recently that we found the real person behind this.


    But where is he now you ask? I mean you didn't , but ima go on anyway.

    These days Razor can be found posting self important stream of consciousness diatribes on both srk and the discorde. Watch yourself if you have a dissenting opinion as the intellectual beatdown you will receive at the hands of this cholita will leave you stunned for months.

    Ones about more important people will have more words don't worry.

    Don't forget Razor getting himself banned from srkgd.
    SRK Kobrai Kai - Kickin bitches in the face since 2001
  • SkullboySkullboy Drinking With Skeletons. Joined: Posts: 12,474
    Thanks for quoting that whole thing bro
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  • BoelBoel all this post up in your butt Joined: Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Jae a bro he wanted to make sure errone saw it
    who tf knows anymore
  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,882
    dont forget the johnson bros
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    oh wait that might not be gd, nvm
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    SonThemAll was a classic!

    Also the Randomnigga lol
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  • jae hoonjae hoon Flames of Justice Joined: Posts: 13,128 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited December 8
    Boel wrote: »
    Jae a bro he wanted to make sure errone saw it

    He knows what's up, this is all fact no lies in that post. At least Razor didn't show nudes of his ex that made everyone want to throw up like Bleet.
    SRK Kobrai Kai - Kickin bitches in the face since 2001
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,678 ✭✭✭ Former OG
    jae hoon wrote: »
    Boel wrote: »
    Jae a bro he wanted to make sure errone saw it

    He knows what's up, this is all fact no lies in that post. At least Razor didn't show nudes of his ex that made everyone want to throw up like Bleet.

    Hey, now.

    I got nudes of her just after she broke up with that one note Abel player, and she still had a firm, skinny bod.

    All it cost me was a couple of dick pics, so yeah.

    Then Bleetystic went and conned Preppy out of a Secret Santa XBox to sell to feed her, and it all went down hill from there.

    Mixah and Mr. Mamation might still have them on their hard drives.
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  • regulateregulate Bruv of bruvs Joined: Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
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    Bruvs.
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    Boel wrote: »
    phantom angel the kinda guy that eats a roll of dental floss so that he can slowly come to a shuddering climax as he pulls it out his ass

  • Tien GoukiTien Gouki Captain Jack Joined: Posts: 3,898 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Boel wrote: »
    Morning gang,

    Figured it would be best that the silver age era of srk not be forgotten. Once a day I will be bringing a dossier, a regular this is your life level of biography about one of yall. Hrrm.. who to start with.

    Razor aka Ramon aka banned all the time aka who tf cares

    Razor is theoretically a latino male residing in the greater New Jersey area. He originally came over to SRK during the great Gaia Online invasion. He had fought on team Gaia but seeing how useful he was Gaia no longer wanted him so he sold out his comrades and joined SRK.

    He became famous when teaming up with his best friend Ferman (orglebleet , the guy that stole juicebox's gf, the guy who fucked secret santa and got fucked) on Gunbound, where they were so adept at team killing that the opponents would win by default. When not hard at work doing this he was best known as a lamprey attaching himself to more successful posters in hopes to "get the rub"



    His secondary account "Bloody Youkai" was a rather popular poster in their day, it wasn't until recently that we found the real person behind this.


    But where is he now you ask? I mean you didn't , but ima go on anyway.

    These days Razor can be found posting self important stream of consciousness diatribes on both srk and the discorde. Watch yourself if you have a dissenting opinion as the intellectual beatdown you will receive at the hands of this cholita will leave you stunned for months.

    Ones about more important people will have more words don't worry.

    You just want to get the rub from Akuma chan's ass I see.
  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 26,131 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    jae hoon wrote: »
    Boel wrote: »
    Jae a bro he wanted to make sure errone saw it

    He knows what's up, this is all fact no lies in that post. At least Razor didn't show nudes of his ex that made everyone want to throw up like Bleet.

    Nah.

    This def some rewritten bullshit about my history in that post.

    First, that ban from SRKGD was stupid. Wasn't it cka who did it and no one undid it? He's a massive twat anyway who I'm sure died from lung cancer already what with never leaving his room and smoking a carton of cigarettes a day.

    Second, I've been on SRK longer than you assholes. To say I came around during the Gaia invasion is a total lie. I saw you clowns plan on doing that bullshit when Bloofy wouldn't shut the hell up about his "other website." Tho I didn't participate, I stayed on the sidelines. You guys made lifelong enemies from that invasion and also chafed Wiz's asshole with that stunt.

    Third, wind is Gunbound was bullshit. It would go from 5 MPH to 90 MPH and change directions in a turn. The fuck? That's not how wind works!
    Raz0r wrote: »
    I love punk's posting style. Those emotes are hilarious.
  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 24,281
    Raz0r wrote: »
    I came around during the Gaia invasion
    I knew it.

    But seriously did Gaia invaded here, or you guys invaded Gaia Online?
    Gaia Invasions was fun till Anonymous on /b on 4Chan got on the act
    Third, wind is Gunbound was bullshit. It would go from 5 MPH to 90 MPH and change directions in a turn. The fuck? That's not how wind works!
    Yes it was
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