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  • The Green Trench CoatThe Green Trench Coat Srk's Original Gay Bear Joined: Posts: 1,847
    i got name dropped in the PM, i know i was used as a "positive example" that came out of the discussion it but i feel kinda singled out. dont forget about other people who lurk.

    Anyway, I don't think i'll be posting much in this thread anymore, i don't have much to contribute in the way of answering questions or asking any.


    Oh man please please post in the thread heh.:rofl:

    Guys .. really. If you don't want to be apart of the thread that's fine, no biggie really.
    Truly, that shit coulda been a made for TV movie. :confused:

    yeah.. not for nothng.. my money is on made up
    do i win, Zulu?
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  • ZuluZulu Mighty Mighty Joined: Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Okay come clean zulu.. tell me..

    was that scoot shit real? I remember shin chuji (strongrr) feeding me a bunch of bull when he first was comming to terms with his sexuality. So i come to understand that some times you young'ns like to make stories up. So was it real?

    I totally forgot about Strongrr.....

    And sorry to ruin your hopes and dreams GTC, but the whole Scoot debacle was 100% real. I couldn't make shit like that up. I might as well tell the story for the uninformed:

    I talked to Scoot (real name Scott. I was 18, he was 16) online for the longest time back in 2001. Overtime, we exchanged numbers and we talked almost every night for about a month. I think I mentioned SRK a few times talking to him. He registered here, posted in the gay thread and for awhile things were fine. Later on, he was having home issues and said that he wants to run away to LA. I said ok. So we both post our idea on the gay thread on SRK and of course was met with mixed reaction. But mostly, we were met with 'good luck..hope things work out for you two.' I asked my friend Jose to pick Scott up and drop us in downtown LA. We slept on a bench....or attempted to. It was freezing that night. The next day, we went to a library and posted our status on SRK..again with mixed reaction. Nonetheless, we ran around LA without a care in the world. 4 days later, we were caught riding the subway without paying. We both got tickets but since he was also a minor, he was taken away. That was the last time I ever saw him.

    Meanwhile, I hadn't had a good sleep in 4 days so I was comptely out of it. I remember sitting at Hollywood and Highland for what I thought was 20 minutes ended up being 3 hours. I walked to a coffee shop and slept. At around 2 that morning, I was walking down Hollywood Blvd groggy as hell when the police stopped me. They asked me where I was going and I couldn't form a sentence. (Btw..Hollywood PD know every homeless person). So they took me to the police station, and called my grandmother. She had put a missing person report on me. I talked to her and said that I wanted to come home. My aunt came, drove me to Union Station, and the next day, I was on the train back home.

    My grandmother told me that she had spoken with Scott's mom (I wrote Scott a letter, his mom went through his things and found it, read it, realized that her son is gay, got mad, and filed a missing person report herself). My grandmother told me that Scott's mom was crazy and didn't take what she said too seriously but told of course to never talk to him again. DONE.

    THEN..he remembered that he was registered here. I broke up with him online for basically not wanting to deal with the mess that was resulting of dating a 16 year old.

    After that, every single level of hell opened up.

    He cussed me out..or tried to at least. His parents put up some filter on his computer that blocked ALL LEVELS OF PROFANITY. So whenever I posted, he would basically reply, 'F*ck you Brandon!!! Zulu is a big f*cking d*ck!!!' This lead to some of the most painfully funny moments on SRK. He would make a thread making fun of me, it would get locked, a minute later, making another thread asking why my last thread got locked..and so on and so fourth. This went on for months. He got banned about 3 or 4 different times. It even ventured to Gamingforce where I still posted. It died off at the start of 2003.

    But yeah...that was fun times.
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  • ShibuyaShibuya TheLuckyTurtleMasher Joined: Posts: 726
    i always wonder....what do gay guys like about men....do they like the muscles or the face or the.....dick...
    Also....do you enjoy getting fucked in the ass or do you do it cause ur lover likes it (not 1 girl i did in the ass said they enjoyed it just did it cause i wanted it)
    I win with Robo ky by doing nothing the whole round!!!!!
  • Septimus PrimeSeptimus Prime Joined: Posts: 5,726 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Wait, so...I did something wrong by honoring a poster's request regarding his own thread? My bad? :rofl:
  • The Green Trench CoatThe Green Trench Coat Srk's Original Gay Bear Joined: Posts: 1,847
    dude.. part of me always hoped that was a fake story dude.. sounds like such a nightmare to go thru. But hey.. that which does not kill us.
    The GTC:
    "Gay as a picnic basket. I wish some smarter than average bears would eat me."
  • pheraipherai LIVE FOREVER Joined: Posts: 11,887 mod
    Kool-aid party? I've never heard of that, and all I see on urbandictionary is an alcohol-related party, and a really funny nickname for braindead lefties (koolaid drinker... lmao, that shit made my day)

    I'm gonna start an Ask a Kool Aid Drinker thread because I actually like Kool Aid, but the term is always used for gay/idiot stereotypes, and not people who just like Kool Aid :sad:
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  • The Green Trench CoatThe Green Trench Coat Srk's Original Gay Bear Joined: Posts: 1,847
    i always wonder....what do gay guys like about men....do they like the muscles or the face or the.....dick...
    Also....do you enjoy getting fucked in the ass or do you do it cause ur lover likes it (not 1 girl i did in the ass said they enjoyed it just did it cause i wanted it)
    Different gay guys like different things about the guys they like.

    I"m a bear.. I like bears which means i like big husky hairy men. Big burly truck driver/ lumberjack/ strongman types.

    others like them slim an slender. I knew one guy who only liked guys that looked like really toned heroin addicts :rofl: but to each there own.

    and for your other question.. if you really want to know.. next time you masturbate put a finger in your ass. then you can tell me how you liked it.
    Wait, so...I did something wrong by honoring a poster's request regarding his own thread? My bad? :rofl:

    Damn you for doing your job so well.
    *shakes fist at you*
    The GTC:
    "Gay as a picnic basket. I wish some smarter than average bears would eat me."
  • ShibuyaShibuya TheLuckyTurtleMasher Joined: Posts: 726
    Different gay guys like different things about the guys they like.

    I"m a bear.. I like bears which means i like big husky hairy men. Big burly truck driver/ lumberjack/ strongman types.

    others like them slim an slender. I knew one guy who only liked guys that looked like really toned heroin addicts :rofl: but to each there own.

    and for your other question.. if you really want to know.. next time you masturbate put a finger in your ass. then you can tell me how you liked it.



    Damn you for doing your job so well.
    *shakes fist at you*

    with that being said...especially the first 3 sentences.....im gonna leave this thread and never come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    do you use raiden, hugo, zangief and darron mister (SFEX3)
    I win with Robo ky by doing nothing the whole round!!!!!
  • ZuluZulu Mighty Mighty Joined: Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    dude.. part of me always hoped that was a fake story dude.. sounds like such a nightmare to go thru. But hey.. that which does not kill us.

    This was one of those 'in a few years, you are going to look back on this situation and laugh' type of events.
    All seeing. All knowing. All that.
  • The Green Trench CoatThe Green Trench Coat Srk's Original Gay Bear Joined: Posts: 1,847
    I'm gonna start an Ask a Kool Aid Drinker thread because I actually like Kool Aid, but the term is always used for gay/idiot stereotypes, and not people who just like Kool Aid :sad:

    so .. what is a kool aid party.

    kool-aid kicks ass.
    The GTC:
    "Gay as a picnic basket. I wish some smarter than average bears would eat me."
  • AzagtothAzagtoth weight of the world Joined: Posts: 1,749
    i always wonder....what do gay guys like about men....do they like the muscles or the face or the.....dick...

    ...Uh, everything?

    Not a fan of muscles though, but that's besides the point.
    Also....do you enjoy getting fucked in the ass or do you do it cause ur lover likes it (not 1 girl i did in the ass said they enjoyed it just did it cause i wanted it)

    Then you suck at anal. =P

    Seriously, bottoms and versatile peeps genuinely enjoy it, and there aren't very many purist tops at all (barring people who don't do anal at all and people who've never tried it), so yeah, it's enjoyable.
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  • MechanicaMechanica elias the flyest Joined: Posts: 6,284 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    do you use raiden, hugo, zangief and darron mister (SFEX3)

    I play Hugo, but that's because he's a cool character.
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  • ShintoShinto Mr. Solo Dolo Joined: Posts: 1,586
    I play Hugo, but that's because he's a cool character.

    :confused:

    Damn this thread is so gay......:rofl:

    Im sorry I had to say it :arazz:
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  • OmNiExiZtOmNiExiZt Fuckin Up Yo IgZiStEnce Joined: Posts: 1,151 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I was asking about the Kool-aid party thing because I heard about a long time ago. From what I heard. It's supposed to be some kind of downlow thing. Only kool-aid party is used like a code word are something like that. I think I might just be an african american male thing. Who knows...

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  • The_BeastThe_Beast I wanna take u home! Joined: Posts: 297
    The_Beast (who hasn't posted here in ages...I actually think he's bi)

    Lol. Let's go with what LS said....
    And you remember The_Beast?! (who's not gone by the way just under a different name) and no he's not bi. He's straight. On the Kinsey scale he might be a 1 instead of a 0, but he's still straight.

    Hmmm, a one (1) is listed as "Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual". I don't know how I feel about that.......


    Daddy stop hitting me!!!!!!!!
    diifii:
    btw is it possible to get a video of you giving head to somebody iwst99?

    Frozen Wings:
    Dude. You know iwst99 is a dude who likes dudes, right dude? Just making sure you know what you're asking for.
  • ZuluZulu Mighty Mighty Joined: Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    ^ What did New York's mom say?

    'I think he has a touch of the gay. Undercover gay lover.'

    Lol.
    All seeing. All knowing. All that.
  • The Green Trench CoatThe Green Trench Coat Srk's Original Gay Bear Joined: Posts: 1,847
    ^ What did New York's mom say?

    'I think he has a touch of the gay. Undercover gay lover.'

    Lol.

    haha.. finally someone else who watches I love new york.
    Zulu of all the guys on there belive it or not I find Real so hot. That hair.. the cheekbones the bedroom eyes.. tooo sexy

    12pack is okay.. what's weird is i remember seeing him dancing at feathers this gay dance club in jersey a while ago.
    The GTC:
    "Gay as a picnic basket. I wish some smarter than average bears would eat me."
  • The_BeastThe_Beast I wanna take u home! Joined: Posts: 297
    GTC, what's up little man? I thought of you the other day (no homo), I was at work and I see this dude walking around the store. I was thinking he looked kind of like my aunt's husband, but then he came closer and I saw the he wasn't.

    However, I thought of you because of this shirt he had on. It said "Bears in the wild, Columbia, MO, meet in the middle". I suspect that it was a gay meeting for bears from KC and St Louis as Columbia is about in the middle of those two major metropolises.
    diifii:
    btw is it possible to get a video of you giving head to somebody iwst99?

    Frozen Wings:
    Dude. You know iwst99 is a dude who likes dudes, right dude? Just making sure you know what you're asking for.
  • The Green Trench CoatThe Green Trench Coat Srk's Original Gay Bear Joined: Posts: 1,847
    GTC, what's up little man? I thought of you the other day (no homo), I was at work and I see this dude walking around the store. I was thinking he looked kind of like my aunt's husband, but then he came closer and I saw the he wasn't.

    However, I thought of you because of this shirt he had on. It said "Bears in the wild, Columbia, MO, meet in the middle". I suspect that it was a gay meeting for bears from KC and St Louis as Columbia is about in the middle of those two major metropolises.

    could be hot stuff.

    *bearhugs* it suxx i won't see you guys at showdown the one time i actually am gonna make it :(
    The GTC:
    "Gay as a picnic basket. I wish some smarter than average bears would eat me."
  • MechanicaMechanica elias the flyest Joined: Posts: 6,284 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I'm running out of ideas on what to say when my friends ask me where I'm going, when I'm going to stay at a guy's house. :confused: Unnnh. By that, I mean I'm totally out of ideas. I don't... really feel up to coming out to more people right now, haha, but I'm at a a loss... frustrating. Maybe I just should anyway. I mean, they're close friends, it's mostly just me being awkward.
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  • OtherOther Wise Guy Joined: Posts: 755
    I'm running out of ideas on what to say when my friends ask me where I'm going, when I'm going to stay at a guy's house. :confused: Unnnh. By that, I mean I'm totally out of ideas. I don't... really feel up to coming out to more people right now, haha, but I'm at a a loss... frustrating. Maybe I just should anyway. I mean, they're close friends, it's mostly just me being awkward.
    Just grab one of your friends, stick "it" in their butt and when they ask you "WHAT THE FUCK?! ARE YOU GAY?!" you'll say "HELL YEAH!!!1:rock: ". Now you'll have something else to be aquard about.:wgrin:

    P.S. This thread is flamboujantly gay.
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  • ZuluZulu Mighty Mighty Joined: Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    haha.. finally someone else who watches I love new york.
    Zulu of all the guys on there belive it or not I find Real so hot. That hair.. the cheekbones the bedroom eyes.. tooo sexy

    12pack is okay.. what's weird is i remember seeing him dancing at feathers this gay dance club in jersey a while ago.

    Real is hot in the sense that he's smooth. I mean he just carries himself in a very attractive way.

    12Pack is..eh. I mean he's a meathead. But he smokes while working out. That's just pure comedy. :rofl:

    The only guy who I really thought was hot was Onyx. That guy is a pure man. I have no idea what that means but NY said it and it's the truth.
    All seeing. All knowing. All that.
  • The Green Trench CoatThe Green Trench Coat Srk's Original Gay Bear Joined: Posts: 1,847
    Real is hot in the sense that he's smooth. I mean he just carries himself in a very attractive way.

    12Pack is..eh. I mean he's a meathead. But he smokes while working out. That's just pure comedy. :rofl:

    The only guy who I really thought was hot was Onyx. That guy is a pure man. I have no idea what that means but NY said it and it's the truth.

    i think LS would agree with you. trying to find pics, or video.
    haha did you see how amorosa was swooning over onyx lol
    The GTC:
    "Gay as a picnic basket. I wish some smarter than average bears would eat me."
  • The Green Trench CoatThe Green Trench Coat Srk's Original Gay Bear Joined: Posts: 1,847
    onyx - http://horoscopes.aol.com/numerology/i-love-new-york-men?photo=11
    trust he looks on the show.

    Tango is cute too but i think he's too much of a pussy for me to ever go out with a guy like that. I like Real because like you said he's smooth he carries himself really well..
    and I get the sense that, He's all fun and games but if someone tries to get brollic on him He would just destroy them in a fight. HOTT!!

    All this and he's not even a bear. I don't discriminate i'll take hotties wherever i find them :):lovin: :wgrin:
    The GTC:
    "Gay as a picnic basket. I wish some smarter than average bears would eat me."
  • The Green Trench CoatThe Green Trench Coat Srk's Original Gay Bear Joined: Posts: 1,847
    I'm running out of ideas on what to say when my friends ask me where I'm going, when I'm going to stay at a guy's house. :confused: Unnnh. By that, I mean I'm totally out of ideas. I don't... really feel up to coming out to more people right now, haha, but I'm at a a loss... frustrating. Maybe I just should anyway. I mean, they're close friends, it's mostly just me being awkward.

    I used to tell people that i was going out of town to visit a friend of mine
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    "Gay as a picnic basket. I wish some smarter than average bears would eat me."
  • Septimus PrimeSeptimus Prime Joined: Posts: 5,726 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Why is Toblerone considered gay in the media? I love that stuff.
  • 11 2 Joined: Posts: 1,111
    Why is Toblerone considered gay in the media? I love that stuff.

    Wanna split a Toblerone?

    Oh gosh, yeah...I think I do. Whoo-whoo! Next stop, my thighs!
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  • MechanicaMechanica elias the flyest Joined: Posts: 6,284 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I used to tell people that i was going out of town to visit a friend of mine
    Yeah, that's the jist of what I say... I'm just like "Going to visit a friend." and then they ask who, and I say it's someone they don't know. Which it is, but they still seem skeptical. :lol: I ended up staying an extra day this time, I'm sure that's not helping my cause. :bgrin:

    Hahah, thought I'd share this, I don't know what it's from, but it'd make for a cool bear avatar. http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9016/m1173249478970kumagxg4.jpg

    I think that the more and more I hear about people's girlfriends, or hang out with couples and see how girls act sometimes, it makes me pretty glad to be able to be attracted to guys. It's so much more chill!
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  • AzagtothAzagtoth weight of the world Joined: Posts: 1,749
    Hahah, thought I'd share this, I don't know what it's from, but it'd make for a cool bear avatar. http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9016/m1173249478970kumagxg4.jpg

    I was actually thinking of asking you to make me an av with that pic a while back when the other thread was still open.
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  • MechanicaMechanica elias the flyest Joined: Posts: 6,284 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Haha, I will if you want me to.
    KOForever WHY IS 14 SO UGLY whyyyy is alex's neutral stance so ugly why is SRK so ugly???/// it won't be SRK without the forums. RIP.
  • AzagtothAzagtoth weight of the world Joined: Posts: 1,749
    Haha, I will if you want me to.

    If you could somehow make it work considering the size restraints, that would be dope.
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  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Wanna split a Toblerone?

    Oh gosh, yeah...I think I do. Whoo-whoo! Next stop, my thighs!

    :rofl:
  • The Green Trench CoatThe Green Trench Coat Srk's Original Gay Bear Joined: Posts: 1,847
    Hahah, thought I'd share this, I don't know what it's from, but it'd make for a cool bear avatar. http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9016/m1173249478970kumagxg4.jpg

    :arazz:

    I'm instantly jealous!

    Seriously I wish i could paint like that.. though looks like that was done in watercolors. Hmmm.. actually you know what this weekend i'm going to try to do that same pic but in my style to see if I can learn something from the way that guy/girl did theres. I'll show you how it comes out if i can do it.. but i'm not gonna shit on this persons work .. it's impressive and the bear is adorable. I just wish i could do work that good :sad: :sad: :wonder:

    So i've got the Texas Bear thing comming up and I have a few of my images that are gonna be showcased that's cool.. but i everytime i look back at my work i always wanna change something.. i always look and say hmm maybe i can change lighting here.. or accent there..
    The local bear group here in nyc made a gallery of all my "bear" work and showcased it .. it was intresting but I didn't realize they were all going to be dancing in there also. so if you can imagine all my art was on the walls of the room and there was like dance party in the center of the room.

    I didn't realize that was how it was gonna be at first so i was like :confused:
    some of my pics was held up by duct tape and it got so hot in the dance party that the glue on the duct tape started melting and a few of my peices fell lol.

    All in all it was a good expeirence cause when i saw all my art work up there i got so nervous.. but i got through it.
    The GTC:
    "Gay as a picnic basket. I wish some smarter than average bears would eat me."
  • DrumlinerJoeDrumlinerJoe Joined: Posts: 2,116
    Phew, it took like a page and a half but all the drama queen bullshit finally got resolved.

    Anyway I'm callin that hot boy later tonight. I have to work though so it sucks, but he'll be there anyway.
  • The Green Trench CoatThe Green Trench Coat Srk's Original Gay Bear Joined: Posts: 1,847
    Phew, it took like a page and a half but all the drama queen bullshit finally got resolved.

    Anyway I'm callin that hot boy later tonight. I have to work though so it sucks, but he'll be there anyway.

    Sweet go get'em joe. I'll call you tommorrow.
    The GTC:
    "Gay as a picnic basket. I wish some smarter than average bears would eat me."
  • DrumlinerJoeDrumlinerJoe Joined: Posts: 2,116
    I'm still curious as to whatever happened to Biolink and his buddy.
  • BlodiaVulcan5BlodiaVulcan5 Arm narm narm Joined: Posts: 1,726
    If you could somehow make it work considering the size restraints, that would be dope.

    ->here<-
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  • The Green Trench CoatThe Green Trench Coat Srk's Original Gay Bear Joined: Posts: 1,847
    I'm still curious as to whatever happened to Biolink and his buddy.

    yeah i wonder where biolink is.

    he's our accountabila-buddy. (southpark refference)
    The GTC:
    "Gay as a picnic basket. I wish some smarter than average bears would eat me."
  • MechanicaMechanica elias the flyest Joined: Posts: 6,284 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    If you could somehow make it work considering the size restraints, that would be dope.

    I can't get the arcade cab part in it, really (if I was better at animations I could do it, but the filesize would be too big with my current animation skillz), but there's somethin'. *shrug*

    I've seen biolink out and about... PM him or something, haha. I too am curious.

    EDIT: http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6841/kumaazagtoth3lw8.gif <--this one is animated but the properties claim it's 20.0kb on disk, but it says a little less otherwise, so I don't know... try it. I'm premium so I can't really tell if it'll work.
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  • AzagtothAzagtoth weight of the world Joined: Posts: 1,749
    Mech: Thanks, dude. Check out the one blodia did though; he got the stick in, though it looks kind of awkward.

    EDIT: Nevermind. It works. Thanks again, guys. =D
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