I write haiku as a hobby. I can usually spout them off at will, so here's one of mine.
Speak English, you tard.
ARE YOU OKAY?! BUSTA WOLF!
Shit makes no damn sense.
That was just out my ass. I think it's kinda funny.
Share your haiku, I guess, in this thread. I figured, since haiku are so easy, someone else's gotta enjoy it besides me.
"It's high time for intellectually honest people to call out reflexive anti-PC posturing as being-- for the most part-- exactly what it is: a cowardly rhetorical defense mechanism employed by bullies who lack the courage of their own convictions. If you want to be a jerk? Fine. Be a jerk. But don't pretend like you're storming the gates of Mordor when all you're doing is spitting off the overpass."