The Haiku Thread

YunaYuna Politically correct as fuck since 2006Joined: Posts: 7,466
I write haiku as a hobby. I can usually spout them off at will, so here's one of mine.

Speak English, you tard.
ARE YOU OKAY?! BUSTA WOLF!
Shit makes no damn sense.

That was just out my ass. I think it's kinda funny.

Share your haiku, I guess, in this thread. I figured, since haiku are so easy, someone else's gotta enjoy it besides me.
"Here's the thing, kids: words mean things, and most of what gets slagged as 'political correctness' is really just being nice, and most of the 'righteous complainers' are simply jerkwads who don't think certain people or groups deserve their niceness. If you're a guy, and you've ever uttered something along the lines of 'dude, sexual harrassment doesn't exist. That's just something chicks make up when they change their minds,' guess what, bro. You're not the lone hero standing up to feminist PC police. You're a pig."
--Bob Chipman
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  • AlzarathAlzarath Remember, salt is part of a balanced diet. Joined: Posts: 3,536
    S Beast FRC
    Dash in, 6p, you blocked low?
    LOL, loop time
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  • Evil MorriganEvil Morrigan Hella Random Joined: Posts: 344
    All my recent posts

    Have been in Haiku format

    Check my history


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    My cars in my name

    But I still have no license

    I am twenty one.

    :wasted:
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  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Play Killer Instinct
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  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Charge back forward punch
    Button mash kicks and punches
    Hear ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA!
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
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    I rise facing east
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  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Charge back forward punch
    Button mash kicks and punches
    Hear ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA!

    Even my daughter
    is able to count to 5
    Damn you fucking suck
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Ah shit I messed up!
    Too late to edit it now
    Onward with the thread...
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • YunaYuna Politically correct as fuck since 2006 Joined: Posts: 7,466
    So the other day
    I slit my finger open
    On a can of soup.
    "Here's the thing, kids: words mean things, and most of what gets slagged as 'political correctness' is really just being nice, and most of the 'righteous complainers' are simply jerkwads who don't think certain people or groups deserve their niceness. If you're a guy, and you've ever uttered something along the lines of 'dude, sexual harrassment doesn't exist. That's just something chicks make up when they change their minds,' guess what, bro. You're not the lone hero standing up to feminist PC police. You're a pig."
    --Bob Chipman
  • DarkstalkerDarkstalker King of the Ring Joined: Posts: 2,470 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Hopefully cousin's
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    Will be mine real soon
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  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Sitting in the class
    Listening to the teacher
    When can I go home?
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • Warrior's DreamsWarrior's Dreams 梅原 > Wong Joined: Posts: 1,292
    Stupid writer's strike
    Keeping me from watching House
    Bring me Cuddy's thong!
    You shouldn't care about the division between ST and HDR, but rather the message you are sending to tournament organizers if you stop supporting the classic style of Street Fighter II.

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  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    The King of Haiku
    I write to smite you I'm too
    obscenely fly dude
  • tsukihimebloodtsukihimeblood Blood and Tsundere Joined: Posts: 767
    Posting Rules

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  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Oh man this game sucks!
    Oh man this game is awesome!
    Street Fighter Four hype.
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  • DasiaticDasiatic Empire ROC/Dipset Joined: Posts: 387
    I'm so hood
    I'd fuck your bitch
    then leave her fo' good.
    Ay look. I keep my ass clean. If a girl wants to put her tongue up there then, you know, whatever shinkuus her hadouken man.

    -LobeliaGirl
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    I'm so hood
    I'd fuck your bitch
    then leave her fo' good.

    You SO HOOD? No bro.
    Smoke dope? You must have O. D'ed
    Thought you were SO HO?
  • DasiaticDasiatic Empire ROC/Dipset Joined: Posts: 387
    You SO HOOD? No bro.
    Smoke dope? You must have O. D'ed
    Thought you were SO HO?

    I love strippers
    your mom came home
    a very rich women.
    Ay look. I keep my ass clean. If a girl wants to put her tongue up there then, you know, whatever shinkuus her hadouken man.

    -LobeliaGirl
  • tsukihimebloodtsukihimeblood Blood and Tsundere Joined: Posts: 767
    oh my fucking god
    is that some battle haiku?
    that is too gangsta
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    I love strippers
    your mom came home
    a very rich women.

    She pimps niggas though.
    She made you her little ho.
    Count your syllables.
  • DasiaticDasiatic Empire ROC/Dipset Joined: Posts: 387
    She pimps niggas though.
    She made you her little ho.
    Count your syllables.

    I went in raw
    but you pay child support
    that bitch is cruel
    Ay look. I keep my ass clean. If a girl wants to put her tongue up there then, you know, whatever shinkuus her hadouken man.

    -LobeliaGirl
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Warning I do suck
    Can't write anything
    Now pay me for luck


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    As moderator
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    I will correct this
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  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Where is Bowling Pin?
    Did he leave and go on strike?
    Or did he just split?
  • tsukihimebloodtsukihimeblood Blood and Tsundere Joined: Posts: 767
    Balrog, (Taken from AW's sig.)
    don't even play games
    like, i can't use my fingers
    got boxing gloves on
  • Carpet LintCarpet Lint MUHFUGGA NEVA LOVED US Joined: Posts: 3,404
    Think I should bump this.
    The Loungers are starting to hiss.
    My dick, y'all should kiss.
  • Autocrat1Autocrat1 BRING ON HALF-LIFE 3 Joined: Posts: 3,408
    Posting in this thread.
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    Writers strike me now.
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  • AlzarathAlzarath Remember, salt is part of a balanced diet. Joined: Posts: 3,536
    I pwnt my toilet.
    Can't flush the damn thing at all...
    Ain't this a bitch, yo?
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  • DasiaticDasiatic Empire ROC/Dipset Joined: Posts: 387
    both yo moms tittys
    look so ugly
    look like Rosie and Winfrey's

    my dick hit the back of her mouth
    bust one then leave
    through the back of the house
    Ay look. I keep my ass clean. If a girl wants to put her tongue up there then, you know, whatever shinkuus her hadouken man.

    -LobeliaGirl
  • DarkstalkerDarkstalker King of the Ring Joined: Posts: 2,470 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    In Malaysia
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    On GGPO
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  • Carpet LintCarpet Lint MUHFUGGA NEVA LOVED US Joined: Posts: 3,404
    ...where the hell are we?
    This thread isn't in GD?
    "Street Writer?" Fuck me!
  • DasiaticDasiatic Empire ROC/Dipset Joined: Posts: 387
    ...where the hell are we?
    This thread isn't in GD?
    "Street Writer?" Fuck me!


    eyes too thin to read
    can only make a girl scream
    if shes 1 inch deep
    Ay look. I keep my ass clean. If a girl wants to put her tongue up there then, you know, whatever shinkuus her hadouken man.

    -LobeliaGirl
  • Carpet LintCarpet Lint MUHFUGGA NEVA LOVED US Joined: Posts: 3,404
    What's the obsession?
    My dick's in all of your posts.
    Have a confession?

    Your haiku count's off.
    You got eight in the middle.
    Shit just makes me scoff.
  • Carpet LintCarpet Lint MUHFUGGA NEVA LOVED US Joined: Posts: 3,404
    Back of the squad car.
    Okay, I have to come clean...
    thought she was 18.
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    What's the obsession?
    My dick's in all of your posts.
    Have a confession?

    Your haiku count's off.
    You got eight in the middle.
    Shit just makes me scoff.

    Fuck this haiku shit
    I think you have a problem
    Your count's always off

    Seven syllables
    In that middle line of his
    Seven syllables
  • DasiaticDasiatic Empire ROC/Dipset Joined: Posts: 387
    What's the obsession?
    My dick's in all of your posts.
    Have a confession?

    Your haiku count's off.
    You got eight in the middle.
    Shit just makes me scoff.

    8? no you confused
    like I yelled out "AZN" and
    you thought its a fruit
    Ay look. I keep my ass clean. If a girl wants to put her tongue up there then, you know, whatever shinkuus her hadouken man.

    -LobeliaGirl
  • Carpet LintCarpet Lint MUHFUGGA NEVA LOVED US Joined: Posts: 3,404
    Fuck me, I can't count.
    "Girl's" just one? I take it back!
    I'm actually black.
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Fuck me, I can't count.
    "Girl's" just one? I take it back!
    I'm actually black.

    Quit this, you misfit!
    Admit you suck at this shit.
    Your last line was six!

    Math of 2 year old.
    Haikus of some hot garbage.
    Worst. Asian. Ever.
  • Warrior's DreamsWarrior's Dreams 梅原 > Wong Joined: Posts: 1,292
    Asian poetry
    is the way I celebrate
    My 200th post
    You shouldn't care about the division between ST and HDR, but rather the message you are sending to tournament organizers if you stop supporting the classic style of Street Fighter II.

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    Here is the latest stream:
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  • DarkstalkerDarkstalker King of the Ring Joined: Posts: 2,470 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Cloverfield next week
    Will go watch ASAP
    Hope it's really good
    "Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?" - Gregory House
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Cloverfield next week
    Some dude wakes up in the end
    It was just a dream
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • DarkstalkerDarkstalker King of the Ring Joined: Posts: 2,470 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    My expectations
    Pretty high cause of trailer
    I may regret it
    "Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?" - Gregory House
  • Carpet LintCarpet Lint MUHFUGGA NEVA LOVED US Joined: Posts: 3,404
    "Actually's" four!?!
    Why am I so fucking gay?
    Fine, haikus...no more.
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    The fanart of Sin
    For the movie Cloverfield
    It has me intrigued
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    I had this cool dream
    Using different characters
    And winning alot
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  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Marijuana high
    Seeing shit that ain't normal
    Kids, say no to drugs.
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  • YunaYuna Politically correct as fuck since 2006 Joined: Posts: 7,466
    Bison dollars will
    each be worth five British pounds.
    Game the fuck OVAH!
    "Here's the thing, kids: words mean things, and most of what gets slagged as 'political correctness' is really just being nice, and most of the 'righteous complainers' are simply jerkwads who don't think certain people or groups deserve their niceness. If you're a guy, and you've ever uttered something along the lines of 'dude, sexual harrassment doesn't exist. That's just something chicks make up when they change their minds,' guess what, bro. You're not the lone hero standing up to feminist PC police. You're a pig."
    --Bob Chipman
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