I write haiku as a hobby. I can usually spout them off at will, so here's one of mine.
Speak English, you tard.
ARE YOU OKAY?! BUSTA WOLF!
Shit makes no damn sense.
That was just out my ass. I think it's kinda funny.
Share your haiku, I guess, in this thread. I figured, since haiku are so easy, someone else's gotta enjoy it besides me.
"Here's the thing, kids: words mean things, and most of what gets slagged as 'political correctness' is really just being nice, and most of the 'righteous complainers' are simply jerkwads who don't think certain people or groups deserve their niceness. If you're a guy, and you've ever uttered something along the lines of 'dude, sexual harrassment doesn't exist. That's just something chicks make up when they change their minds,' guess what, bro. You're not the lone hero standing up to feminist PC police. You're a pig."
"It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex."