I write haiku as a hobby. I can usually spout them off at will, so here's one of mine.
Speak English, you tard.
ARE YOU OKAY?! BUSTA WOLF!
Shit makes no damn sense.
That was just out my ass. I think it's kinda funny.
Share your haiku, I guess, in this thread. I figured, since haiku are so easy, someone else's gotta enjoy it besides me.
"You can go ahead and cry about SJWs at this point if you like (I know some of you will), but it's not that I'm against boobs and asses and vaginas and cocks and all that. Love 'em! Genitals? Brilliant. Love lookin' at human genitalia. I love to watch genitals just poundin' it... poundin' it... poundin' it... poundin' it... poundin' it... poundin' it..."
"kurt slipped up and said the word wrestler. oops"
--Stuart "Stu-Booty" Hayden