The Haiku Thread

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  • Return of ShikiReturn of Shiki Your favorite game sucks Joined: Posts: 4,389
    I'm so hood
    I'd fuck your bitch
    then leave her fo' good.

    Post is off-topic
    Your haikus aren't formatted
    Learn English you twit.

    Street Fighter Third Strike
    Pick Yun, Chun, or maybe Ken
    Versus me you'll win.

    Guilty Gear Zechs
    Fighters are unique designs
    Yet still play the same.

    Arcana Heart FULL
    Super Happy Pedo Fight
    Japan rapes lolis.

    Iron Fist Game 6
    Mostly the same as the last
    With fatty and dyke.

    Swords and souls the Fourth
    Darth Vader using the force
    What the fucking shit?

    King of Fighters Twelve
    Four years spent redrawing sprites
    For more tranny queers.
    If you listen to fools, the mob rules...
  • DasiaticDasiatic Empire ROC/Dipset Joined: Posts: 387
    Post is off-topic
    Your haikus aren't formatted
    Learn English you twit.

    your av got 3 dudes
    one of them winked at me
    see thats just creepy

    haikus aren't like mine
    oh and just for the record
    one of yours have nine

    read your profile, quick
    you should know your role and
    please get off my dick
    Ay look. I keep my ass clean. If a girl wants to put her tongue up there then, you know, whatever shinkuus her hadouken man.

    -LobeliaGirl
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Reno 9-1-1
    Police Officer hi-jinks
    New episodes soon
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Driving home from school
    Average speed: fifty five
    Get outta my way!

    [Av-er-age]
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Got some new records
    Digitizing to ITunes
    Might need a refund
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  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Trying this once more
    Laughing so hard on the floor
    This sex I can't ignore
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Gas prices are high
    The war is still going on
    Need to go and vote.
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • Helter SkelterHelter Skelter DREAD GOD RED GOD BLACK GOD BLOOD GOD SEX GOD soon to be FLEX GOD Joined: Posts: 1,264
    DDD keeps getting banned
    It's making me sad
    Where's my other AV?
    UMvC3: DORMAMMU/DOCTOR DOOM/VERGIL ~ VERGIL/DOCTOR DOOM/PHOENIX

    GGXrd: RAMLETHAL
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    DingDangDoom is gone
    But he will return shortly
    Account number ten...
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Mexico retreat
    Lost in the inner city
    Don't drink the water...
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Mexico is dope
    You can buy absynth and cigs
    Churros and Burros
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • DarkstalkerDarkstalker King of the Ring Joined: Posts: 2,470 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I am now in awe
    Watched No Country for Old Men
    Movie was epic
    "Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?" - Gregory House
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    I should change my name.
    Too many people know me.
    Is Trogdor okay?
  • AlzarathAlzarath Remember, salt is part of a balanced diet. Joined: Posts: 3,536
    I need to sleep more...
    I cannot function like this.
    Feeling terrible =(
    "For the amount of new players who play FGs, you won’t see nearly enough new talent in top 8s. This is because too many people are bitches." - Aris

    PSN: not_alzarath (East Coast) | @AlzarathEX
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Haiku is so def
    Watch me bust some haiku rhymes
    Shit, ran out of space
    :sad:
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    How does haiku work?
    Ancient Chinese se-ka-ret!
    Haiku's Japanese...:xeye:
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Tiger Uppercut!
    Final Atomic Buster!
    Shinkuu Hadoken!
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • YunaYuna Politically correct as fuck since 2006 Joined: Posts: 7,465
    Benjamin Barker?
    That man has been dead for years.
    It's Todd. Sweeney Todd.
    "Here's the thing, kids: words mean things, and most of what gets slagged as 'political correctness' is really just being nice, and most of the 'righteous complainers' are simply jerkwads who don't think certain people or groups deserve their niceness. If you're a guy, and you've ever uttered something along the lines of 'dude, sexual harrassment doesn't exist. That's just something chicks make up when they change their minds,' guess what, bro. You're not the lone hero standing up to feminist PC police. You're a pig."
    --Bob Chipman
  • DarkstalkerDarkstalker King of the Ring Joined: Posts: 2,470 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Cloverfield was fun
    I totally hate Rob's guts
    I'd leave at alley
    "Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?" - Gregory House
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Old School Hollywood
    "Tony Danza cuts in line!"
    System of a Down.
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • superminsupermin dream match never ends Joined: Posts: 1,482
    suck a dick no homo
    got problems? come to harlem
    camron would opine
  • archetypearchetype Cofey was here Joined: Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    bitch ass nigga, sugar
    free kool aid drinkin ass bum
    ass bird lookin herb
    THE FIRM will fuck all you bitch ass marks, punk ass busters, and fake ass tricks up. WE DON'T FUCKING PLAY FOR FUN, WE PLAY FOR BLOOD.

    I am THE FIRM aka MONGO SLADE aka arch aka Jake Rockwell
  • superminsupermin dream match never ends Joined: Posts: 1,482
    bitch ass nigga, sugar
    free kool aid drinkin ass bum
    ass bird lookin herb

    amazing a+++++++++
  • MiyagiShin XMiyagiShin X Going Hard at UMVC3 Joined: Posts: 1,002
    Super late poster
    But i just had to tell you
    Your thread is epic win
    Challenge me on PSN MiyagiShin:nunchuck:
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    It's DJ sayin'
    Yo SRK, grow your corn!
    MiYagiShin X.
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Eat nutritious corn
    With extreme vitamins dude
    Then hunt a tiger
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • MiyagiShin XMiyagiShin X Going Hard at UMVC3 Joined: Posts: 1,002
    Shinku-Hadouken!
    Needs more Aegis Reflector!
    Now for Raging Storm!
    Challenge me on PSN MiyagiShin:nunchuck:
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    FF6 is dope
    It has tons of fun glitches
    Suplex a Ghost Train
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • DarkstalkerDarkstalker King of the Ring Joined: Posts: 2,470 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    SRK Facebook
    I see Asian Penis group
    Dammit Magnetix!
    "Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?" - Gregory House
  • pixeldotzpixeldotz Joined: Posts: 231
    i was bored @ work the other day so......

    monkey spanks the mouse
    his banana was eaten
    rodent is confused
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Burning Cherry Blood
    Crazy Moth Loves The Fire
    Goodnight Kiss Of Death
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    I'm a 3rd strike fan
    capcom please made a PSP
    port for the winner
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Street Fighter's Ryu
    Versus MK's Scorpion
    Akuma Assist!
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • DasiaticDasiatic Empire ROC/Dipset Joined: Posts: 387
    Street Fighter's Ryu
    Versus MK's Scorpion
    Akuma Assist!

    ha ha ha ha ha
    yo, i saw that on youtube
    man, shit was funny.
    Ay look. I keep my ass clean. If a girl wants to put her tongue up there then, you know, whatever shinkuus her hadouken man.

    -LobeliaGirl
  • traqueofzichetraqueofziche Lurking User Joined: Posts: 64
    sitting under sky
    arching up, there is no rain
    what a happy day

    EX tourou zan
    punishes crouching forward
    ken is massive fail

    five syllables suck
    seven, got more to work with
    five, just way too lit-
    GAYGIS REFLECTOR HOOOOOO~
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    The rain is gone now
    But now it's very windy
    Just another day
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • archetypearchetype Cofey was here Joined: Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Bobby Funk is my
    name, all yall robots are so lame
    Im the fuckin best.
    THE FIRM will fuck all you bitch ass marks, punk ass busters, and fake ass tricks up. WE DON'T FUCKING PLAY FOR FUN, WE PLAY FOR BLOOD.

    I am THE FIRM aka MONGO SLADE aka arch aka Jake Rockwell
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Who let the dogs out
    What the fuck does that shit mean?
    Such a shitty song
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • RokisephRokiseph The Subtle Rushdowner. Joined: Posts: 535 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Gouki Teleports
    Right off the edge of a cliff
    BUT HE WENT STRAIGHT ON!!!!?????
    K-Groove - "Under End" Team Todo, Haoh, Gief
    "The End" Team R4 - Dan
    I tell Dan everyday "Just because you're passionate does NOT mean you're talented
  • RokisephRokiseph The Subtle Rushdowner. Joined: Posts: 535 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I dig my nostril
    A Sticky gooey booger
    Oh! heavenly Taste!
    K-Groove - "Under End" Team Todo, Haoh, Gief
    "The End" Team R4 - Dan
    I tell Dan everyday "Just because you're passionate does NOT mean you're talented
  • RokisephRokiseph The Subtle Rushdowner. Joined: Posts: 535 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    The Yellow birdies
    flying right around my head
    I must mash Buttons!!!!!


    I put in my coin
    And hurriedly press the 'Start'
    OMG Wrong Game!!!!


    Chun Li Cammy Rose
    What they all have in common;
    My undying love
    K-Groove - "Under End" Team Todo, Haoh, Gief
    "The End" Team R4 - Dan
    I tell Dan everyday "Just because you're passionate does NOT mean you're talented
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Gouki Teleports
    Right off the edge of a cliff
    BUT HE WENT STRAIGHT ON!!!!?????

    Man, too good. :rofl:

    Hey, lets beat up Q!
    He's so slow, it will be fun!
    Aww, he taunted 3 times.
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • RokisephRokiseph The Subtle Rushdowner. Joined: Posts: 535 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Man, too good. :rofl:

    Hey, lets beat up Q!
    He's so slow, it will be fun!
    Aww, he taunted 3 times.

    It's ok my friend
    It now just means that we can
    Beat him up more times!
    K-Groove - "Under End" Team Todo, Haoh, Gief
    "The End" Team R4 - Dan
    I tell Dan everyday "Just because you're passionate does NOT mean you're talented
  • Capn SpankyCapn Spanky Bullet Billpocalypse Joined: Posts: 1,795
    I put in my coin
    Lose to Shotokan Ryu
    Must Defeat Sheng Long!?
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    How does Chun do it?
    Thighs get bigger every game
    Is there no limit?
  • vxninevxnine Joined: Posts: 69
    mvc2 sucks
    gay magneto is broken
    fucking ROM
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    When people play games
    They look wierd all hunched over
    Trying to combo
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • YunaYuna Politically correct as fuck since 2006 Joined: Posts: 7,465
    Hokuto no Ken
    is a way to be homo
    without being gay.
    "Here's the thing, kids: words mean things, and most of what gets slagged as 'political correctness' is really just being nice, and most of the 'righteous complainers' are simply jerkwads who don't think certain people or groups deserve their niceness. If you're a guy, and you've ever uttered something along the lines of 'dude, sexual harrassment doesn't exist. That's just something chicks make up when they change their minds,' guess what, bro. You're not the lone hero standing up to feminist PC police. You're a pig."
    --Bob Chipman
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Damn the tournaments
    Where you get a tough bracket
    Some bad luck lately
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  • RokisephRokiseph The Subtle Rushdowner. Joined: Posts: 535 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Tough Brackets Suck Big
    They should let you play with each
    And every person
    K-Groove - "Under End" Team Todo, Haoh, Gief
    "The End" Team R4 - Dan
    I tell Dan everyday "Just because you're passionate does NOT mean you're talented
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