The Haiku Thread

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  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Five seven five,
    Is an asian mechanic,
    not for syllables

    I'm a rebel,
    So I'll make it quick;
    ain't that slick.
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Know not the outcome
    Hold your cards with discretion
    You reveal nothing
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    This is not haiku
    The above statement is false
    This is not haiku
  • seasofcheese929seasofcheese929 Sonic Boob! Joined: Posts: 354
    I can play Balrog.
    Jab jab to headbutt ultra.
    It's way too easy....
    I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Give me liberty
    Then protect that liberty
    With your very life!
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • TweleveTweleve fuccboi Joined: Posts: 7,643
    I play SF3
    I like to rape with Tweleve
    Bitches don't like me
    Add me on steam for ye olde Dota 2 - Tweleve3s (hookers and blow)
  • seasofcheese929seasofcheese929 Sonic Boob! Joined: Posts: 354
    I play SF3
    I like to rape with Tweleve
    Bitches don't like me

    I think I played you.
    At Chinatown Fair one time.
    It was rape, alright. :crybaby:
    I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
  • seasofcheese929seasofcheese929 Sonic Boob! Joined: Posts: 354
    I play v-13.
    DDDDDDD.
    DDDDD.
    I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
  • AQUA-PURAAQUA-PURA @theasianloner Joined: Posts: 1,634
    That was a good rhyme
    Seasonofcheese929
    Very good indeed.

    EDIT: PHAIL.
    "DingDangDoom... BITCH MAKE ROOM!" - DDD
  • PercyPercy now on tour Joined: Posts: 207
    I'm up pretty late
    It's around 2 AM here
    I should go to bed
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  • PercyPercy now on tour Joined: Posts: 207
    Marvel and Disney
    What an great combination!
    Hulk Versus Bambi
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  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    When You Lose A Match
    Take What Happened Into Mind
    And Beat It Next Time
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  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Haikus Are Easy
    But Sometimes They Just Don't Make Sense
    Refrigerator
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  • TweleveTweleve fuccboi Joined: Posts: 7,643
    Haikus Are Easy
    But Sometimes They Just Don't Make Sense
    Refrigerator

    bolded is 8 dude, not 7
    Add me on steam for ye olde Dota 2 - Tweleve3s (hookers and blow)
  • PercyPercy now on tour Joined: Posts: 207
    Sometimes we all lose
    Just suck it up, learn from it
    That's the way it goes
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  • seasofcheese929seasofcheese929 Sonic Boob! Joined: Posts: 354
    Haikus Are Easy
    But Sometimes They Just Don't Make Sense
    Refrigerator

    Haikus can be hard.
    I've gotten it wrong before.
    Sometimes, I'll get an idea, and then I can't figure out how to make it fit inside the proper format, and then I'll just give up and play I Wanna Be The Guy.
    I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
  • PercyPercy now on tour Joined: Posts: 207
    I love that game man!
    I get stuck at the castle
    No save points is gay :(
    online gay! need some offline love!
  • PercyPercy now on tour Joined: Posts: 207
    Where has the love gone? :(
    No new haikus in a week?
    Someone bump this shit!!
    online gay! need some offline love!
  • seasofcheese929seasofcheese929 Sonic Boob! Joined: Posts: 354
    Equations of lines
    y = mx + b
    I feel cool right now.
    I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
  • KreymoreKreymore Forward Joined: Posts: 260
    My main is Abel
    roll resets all day
    before you know it, you are dead
    Our work is never done.
  • seasofcheese929seasofcheese929 Sonic Boob! Joined: Posts: 354
    Fighting Abel sucks.
    Tick throws beat me all the time.
    Makes me want to cry.
    I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
  • fire chocobofire chocobo child genius Joined: Posts: 381
    Fighting Abel sucks.
    Tick throws beat me all the time.
    Makes me want to cry.

    It was your birthday?!
    No one bothered to tell me!
    Happy birthday, Keith!

    :wow: :mad: :party::party::party:
    Rockefeller: "Fuck growing up."
    A wise man: "i usually procrastinate till i realize i'm fucked and accept it"
  • Shafted!Shafted! Juris Doctorate Joined: Posts: 378
    tell me you love me
    we both know it's a lie
    one we don't address
    F--- it, hate all you want.
  • seasofcheese929seasofcheese929 Sonic Boob! Joined: Posts: 354
    It was your birthday?!
    No one bothered to tell me!
    Happy birthday, Keith!

    :wow: :mad: :party::party::party:

    Oh my, it's Danish.
    Yup, it was just my birthday.
    I'm twenty-two now!
    I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
  • EndaeiasEndaeias √evil⋇∞ Joined: Posts: 305
    Seek enlightenment.
    Though the path in which you take.
    Grab your arcade stick!
    --

    Shoryuken! Flame punch!
    Ken has done the mad da-dash.
    Into hadokens!
  • EndaeiasEndaeias √evil⋇∞ Joined: Posts: 305
    Watching crazy kids,
    Wrestling around,
    The Gief stands proudly.

    (hate double posting, but the Haiku thread's too awesome not to bump almost a day later lol)
  • PercyPercy now on tour Joined: Posts: 207
    Ice beam Ice beam Ice
    beam Ice beam Ice beam Ice beam
    Launcher Series Dead
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  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    This thread has been dead
    Now Percy has revived it
    Lets see how it goes
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Board games are top tier.
    Play hungry hungry hippos.
    Secret character?

    Pick robo hippo.
    Equipped with lazers and bombs.
    My lazers are charged.

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  • TeezTeez oh hai mark! Joined: Posts: 258
    I just found this thread,
    I like it, it's very quaint.
    I'll visit again
    MvC3: Doom/Tron/Wesker. Idk who to put on point yet...
  • yflowyflow Shoto Scrub #339482 Joined: Posts: 445
    My cars in my name

    But I still have no license

    I am twenty one.

    :wasted:

    They took my license
    Ninety-six in a fifty
    I just turned twenty
  • seasofcheese929seasofcheese929 Sonic Boob! Joined: Posts: 354
    Thought I'd share this one from Dayjob Orchestra:

    I have a business
    installing Styrofoam nuns.
    Fuck a fruit basket.
    I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
  • Tao JonesTao Jones Industrial Average Joined: Posts: 189
    Particle board sucks;
    I saw some ninjas tuesday;
    That's irrelevant.
  • PercyPercy now on tour Joined: Posts: 207
    Procrastination
    Sentinel Fast-Fly is hard
    Should be doing work
    online gay! need some offline love!
  • slappyslappy a grapplin' bud Joined: Posts: 268
    isn't a haiku supposed to contain a seasonal word?
  • TeezTeez oh hai mark! Joined: Posts: 258
    A haiku doesn't
    Need to have seasonal words,
    But here's one, autumn
    MvC3: Doom/Tron/Wesker. Idk who to put on point yet...
  • cleopatra_fhcleopatra_fh Joined: Posts: 20
    Jump, Kick, Dash Forward
    You're not nearly fast enough
    Just pay atten-Chun
    PSN: cleopatra_fh
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Kick, Punch, All In Mind
    Yes, That Was From Parappa
    The Canine Rappa
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  • VinnyMaranoVinnyMarano SPLENDID Joined: Posts: 415
    Hey Jeremiah-
    Not sure if i spelled that right.
    Well, hello again.
    Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.
    -Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
  • TweleveTweleve fuccboi Joined: Posts: 7,643
    Third Strike Is The Best
    T-W-E-L-E-V-E
    Must Win A Major
    Add me on steam for ye olde Dota 2 - Tweleve3s (hookers and blow)
  • cleopatra_fhcleopatra_fh Joined: Posts: 20
    My Carpool Tunnel
    Over Trained Pad Chun Li's Pain
    No Pain, No Gain, Right?
    PSN: cleopatra_fh
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    a fledgling fighter
    trying to shake his scrub ways
    one fight at a time
  • BADSBADS Joined: Posts: 2
    Run little river,
    Carry your water away
    To some better place.
  • seasofcheese929seasofcheese929 Sonic Boob! Joined: Posts: 354
    A haiku for cheese.
    bleu, cheddar, swiss, pepperjack
    for slappy: summer
    I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
  • TeezTeez oh hai mark! Joined: Posts: 258
    effervescent light,
    The blaze of sun in your eyes.
    The hyperion
    MvC3: Doom/Tron/Wesker. Idk who to put on point yet...
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Don't give up ever.
    The best effort does count.
    Believe in yourself.
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  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    His fist flies past me
    He has crossed the Rubicon
    I show no mercy
  • RoseRose Filipinoman Joined: Posts: 1,790
    A single red rose
    Divine, lingers in the air
    There, she shines brightly.
    Let the spirits guide you.
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Music is awesome.
    You should go listen to some.
    Then mix some records.
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • Jon SlaytonJon Slayton Consistently Inconsistent Joined: Posts: 4,304
    A flurry of blows
    From what direction to block?
    Fuck it, mash DP
    "You know that sinking feeling when Zero hits you?" - MTP

    You can only be as good as those you copy, those who you seek to emulate. If you want to be great then be yourself.
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