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  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    So I'm At Starbucks...
    Try Peppermint Hot Chocolate...
    Before Season Ends.
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  • JustBJustB Crescent Fresh Joined: Posts: 1,199
    Mag-fucking-neato!
    Where yo' Curleh Mustache at?
    Damn, you so Pringles!
    Think without definition.
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Eat at In-N-Out
    When you order the fries say:
    "Animal Style."
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  • WARNA BROTHERWARNA BROTHER If you see da police Joined: Posts: 837
    The Pittsburgh Steelers
    Arizona Cardinals
    Which one will win this?

    Kurt Warner throwing
    Maybe the best receiver
    Underdog can win

    The Roth-man is here
    Along with the best defense
    Defense wins the Bowls

    In the end who cares?
    We're about to watch THE GAME!
    Everyone get HYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Amazing av by the Sasmasta! <--- good look

    For every good intention, you can find somebody who is ignorant and/or self-centered enough to act righteously offended about it. -deadfrog
  • Shafted!Shafted! Juris Doctorate Joined: Posts: 378
    can i has money?
    being jobless fucking sucks.
    ebaying my junk...
    F--- it, hate all you want.
  • MiyagiShin XMiyagiShin X Going Hard at UMVC3 Joined: Posts: 1,002
    Welcome to my club
    USA of brokeness
    do you got any change?

    Haiku Ryme of Poor People on SRK:

    Premium is up.
    Should I fill this meter cup.
    Oh spare me a buck.
    Challenge me on PSN MiyagiShin:nunchuck:
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Street Fighter The Fourth
    Kinda like Rumble Fish 2
    And some other game?
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  • YunaYuna Politically correct as fuck since 2006 Joined: Posts: 7,492
    I like Metroid games
    Except for Zero Mission
    Beat that shit first day

    That shit was easy
    I played it on hard mode
    and still beat its ass.

    Prime is still my fave.
    Missile spam all fuckin' day
    Wears on the fingers.
    "Here's the thing, kids: words mean things, and most of what gets slagged as 'political correctness' is really just being nice, and most of the 'righteous complainers' are simply jerkwads who don't think certain people or groups deserve their niceness. If you're a guy, and you've ever uttered something along the lines of 'dude, sexual harrassment doesn't exist. That's just something chicks make up when they change their minds,' guess what, bro. You're not the lone hero standing up to feminist PC police. You're a pig."
    --Bob Chipman

    "It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex."
    --Maude Lebowski
  • LimeGreenNinjaLimeGreenNinja i should change this Joined: Posts: 1,286
    haikus are boring
    any loser can write one
    yes. including me
  • RokisephRokiseph The Subtle Rushdowner. Joined: Posts: 535 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    SRKFA
    DCMetsu Hadoken
    What Lousy Damage!

    "Ichi Shun Sen Geki" is
    Gouki's Biggest Lie Ever
    Only Twenty Seven!

    Seth sucks me into
    His little Tanden Machine
    RING OUT!! WTF???

    my name Is Dhalsim
    if Zangief SPDs Me
    I just Teleport
    K-Groove - "Under End" Team Todo, Haoh, Gief
    "The End" Team R4 - Dan
    I tell Dan everyday "Just because you're passionate does NOT mean you're talented
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Hey it's Rokiseph!
    How have you been lately dude?
    I hope all is well!

    It's not well for me.
    But everything gets better.
    Wish it'd be soon though. =\
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  • RokisephRokiseph The Subtle Rushdowner. Joined: Posts: 535 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    JGD Chaos
    I Hope that Two oh Oh Nine
    Will bring you good luck!
    K-Groove - "Under End" Team Todo, Haoh, Gief
    "The End" Team R4 - Dan
    I tell Dan everyday "Just because you're passionate does NOT mean you're talented
  • Digital WarlordDigital Warlord The Way of the Intercepting Fist!!! Joined: Posts: 325
    im walking down
    the path forgotten
    will you find me?
  • WARNA BROTHERWARNA BROTHER If you see da police Joined: Posts: 837
    Sure I will find you.
    Is it a right or a left?
    Great! Now, I'm lost, too.
    Amazing av by the Sasmasta! <--- good look

    For every good intention, you can find somebody who is ignorant and/or self-centered enough to act righteously offended about it. -deadfrog
  • Digital WarlordDigital Warlord The Way of the Intercepting Fist!!! Joined: Posts: 325
    Truly? Are you lost?
    Its not a left or a right
    Its simply straight
  • Agent 54cAgent 54c I are a penguin! Joined: Posts: 393
    Pancakes are awesome
    They taste so sweet and fluffy
    Thick syrup's a bonus
    Profound sadness is profound.
  • YunaYuna Politically correct as fuck since 2006 Joined: Posts: 7,492
    Five, seven, then six?
    You were oh so close, dude, but
    no cigar for you!


    In other news, guys,
    this Lady Gaga chick is
    hypnotizing me.
    "Here's the thing, kids: words mean things, and most of what gets slagged as 'political correctness' is really just being nice, and most of the 'righteous complainers' are simply jerkwads who don't think certain people or groups deserve their niceness. If you're a guy, and you've ever uttered something along the lines of 'dude, sexual harrassment doesn't exist. That's just something chicks make up when they change their minds,' guess what, bro. You're not the lone hero standing up to feminist PC police. You're a pig."
    --Bob Chipman

    "It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex."
    --Maude Lebowski
  • Digital WarlordDigital Warlord The Way of the Intercepting Fist!!! Joined: Posts: 325
    I need to wake up
    Awake but still sleeping
    Lobelia, slap me now!

    I saw you at final round
    you didnt say hi
    but neither did i(then again, i was high)
  • ddraholicddraholic Joined: Posts: 116
    I can't read your font
    yeah dude 120 percent
    please change that mo'fucker
  • Ono-SendaiOno-Sendai Chocolate Ultra Joined: Posts: 177
    Dictating Triptych

    Dictating, 1:

    fire forms fast in flight
    might in purple fist glowing
    psycho fight tonight

    Dictating, 2:

    pave over your grave
    crusher of dreams and quarters
    kicking scissors win

    Dictating, 3:

    behold! a weakling.
    shit - it is really tuesday?
    after death, dry clean
    Sipping on Genei-Gin and Juice

    (with my mind on my meter and my meter on my mind)
  • hadoknhadokn is down right fierce Joined: Posts: 270
    PAC MAN, round and stout,
    You stop running from those Ghosts!
    This is your game, dude!
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Dan you hot ass dude
    you make me want to convert
    taunt me one more time
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    sick of ideal twats
    how about some ugly broads
    in my fighting games?
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Blanka lives with me.
    My green friend just said "RAWR RAWR!"
    That means he likes you.

    :lovin:
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  • VoidNLVoidNL 09 Baybee Joined: Posts: 206
    I see nipples
    they are coming for me
    it is to late
    You can't touch me, Trust me.
  • YunaYuna Politically correct as fuck since 2006 Joined: Posts: 7,492
    sick of ideal twats
    how about some ugly broads
    in my fighting games?

    They should make a game
    based on the World of Warcraft
    and have some orc chicks.
    "Here's the thing, kids: words mean things, and most of what gets slagged as 'political correctness' is really just being nice, and most of the 'righteous complainers' are simply jerkwads who don't think certain people or groups deserve their niceness. If you're a guy, and you've ever uttered something along the lines of 'dude, sexual harrassment doesn't exist. That's just something chicks make up when they change their minds,' guess what, bro. You're not the lone hero standing up to feminist PC police. You're a pig."
    --Bob Chipman

    "It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex."
    --Maude Lebowski
  • LucLuc Up All Night Joined: Posts: 1,528
    Sadness, I'm poor now
    I know what I have to do
    Win the lottery
    The Luc | Negrotron
    LCS
    We lie, we cheat, we steal

    This post is now diamonds
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Been awhile man
    Since I posted up in here
    Imma go smoke now
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • Tao JonesTao Jones Industrial Average Joined: Posts: 189
    pretty little bird
    lovely chirping and pecking
    fuck. I snapped its neck

    truckstop blowjobs suck
    his moustache chafing my knob
    shithouse mancapades

    death stench all around
    The bodies piled to the sky
    Yes! I found my keys!

    General Tso's Chicken
    They tell me "It No Spicy!"
    Hours on the john.

    Particle board sucks
    I saw some ninjas tuesday
    That's irrelevant

    MY FUCKING LEG DUDE!
    yeah, man.... could I get a light?
    BUT MY FUCKING LEG!?
  • PeterTheBohemianPeterTheBohemian @ggPeteQ Joined: Posts: 625
    Writing a haiku
    And playing Street Fighter IV
    Instead of school work
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Reality fades
    All that was thought to be true
    Means nothing right now

    ...

    WHOA! EMO! That was random.
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Some people say this:
    "I wish my grass was emo"
    "So it'd cut itself"
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  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    I'mma go running
    Go play around in traffic
    See you later, man.
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • Digital WarlordDigital Warlord The Way of the Intercepting Fist!!! Joined: Posts: 325
    I love poetry
    but i also love waffles
    especially from waffle house
  • Tao JonesTao Jones Industrial Average Joined: Posts: 189
    I am so tired
    of celebrity gossip...
    oh hey! It's Brad Pitt!
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    When you use Dhalsim
    Combos are less effective
    Than the noogie trap
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  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Two plus two is four
    Two times two is also four
    Two squared is four, too.
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    oh why capcom
    did you make
    Sagat so Gay
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    What you gonna do?
    When Johnny Law comes for you?
    Grab your piece and shoot?
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Damn, time sure does fly!
    Cuz you know where I reside!
    In the Welfare Line!
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
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