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  • GregonaterGregonater Street Fighter Noob Joined: Posts: 98
    Words are crying out
    The noises are distracting
    Falling off the page
    Get money! Get paid!
  • Tao JonesTao Jones Industrial Average Joined: Posts: 189
    I bought a nice suit
    I had a great resume
    OVERQUALIFIED!?
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    My greatest challenge:
    Writing An Ode To Blanka.
    Winners overcome.
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • BombermanBomberman The Fighting Bomber Joined: Posts: 851
    My feet are hurting
    But my toes not feel pain
    I must be crazy
    -Paul Acevedo, EastX
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    I drank so much booze
    I ate some pizza and cake
    Then I took a shit.

    *GONG*
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • BombermanBomberman The Fighting Bomber Joined: Posts: 851
    Eew, Master of Sas
    I did not need to know that
    But you are still cool.
    -Paul Acevedo, EastX
  • DarthPaul1982DarthPaul1982 2 4 Ricky, 2 4 Daigo Joined: Posts: 861
    I need a smoke now
    that my dinner's going down
    there, i've said enough
    "A healthy disrespect for your fellow man is what made srk strong to begin with I think. But it's easy to take it too far." -- Theli; uber tech-god of the Ryu section.
  • xicerxicer Joined: Posts: 178
    Fighting scrub on Live
    Reversal timing is off
    Meaty Shoryuken
    reppin' Logan since release.
    reppin' Zero since Vanilla
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Cold coffee today
    Microwave Resurrection
    Coffee is hot now

    Grow your hair top tier
    See your local hairdresser
    And maintain that shit
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • WARNA BROTHERWARNA BROTHER If you see da police Joined: Posts: 837
    AV

    Up and down and up...
    That elephant has me stoned
    There it goes again!
    Amazing av by the Sasmasta! <--- good look

    For every good intention, you can find somebody who is ignorant and/or self-centered enough to act righteously offended about it. -deadfrog
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    the muppet movie
    why am i watching this?
    cuz i'm really high
  • DJmeowMixXDJmeowMixX NOPE Joined: Posts: 68
    SBO quals sucked
    V-13 can eat a dick
    YAY BLAZ IS OUT NOW
    Taokaka ftw. Chun on 3s.
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Kid1-"Dude don't mash so much"
    Kid2-"EERRRNNHFFNDGDNDFHF"
    Ryu-"SHINKUHADOKEN!"
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • DeathReaper47DeathReaper47 Katana-rama! Joined: Posts: 1,995
    this thread is so wack
    nobody writes good haikus
    besides me of course
    I probably would've Matt Murdock roundhoused her ass using the vibration from her ignant ass voice to locate her. - Stuck being Stuck
  • djchen011032djchen011032 Juri Worshipper Joined: Posts: 194
    Charge Back Sonic Boom
    Down Back Up And Flash Kick It
    The American Man

    Bolded the Syllables for 5 7 5 Haiku
  • xicerxicer Joined: Posts: 178
    IV's community
    sucks compared to HDR
    dumb 13 year olds...
    reppin' Logan since release.
    reppin' Zero since Vanilla
  • djchen011032djchen011032 Juri Worshipper Joined: Posts: 194
    Playing SF4
    is better on the pc
    forget playstation 3
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Have you seen my hat?
    Being broke made my head hurt
    Monopoly cash
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • DaRabidDuckieDaRabidDuckie Happiest. Duck. Ever. Joined: Posts: 9,870 mod
    Man, feeling dizzy.
    Ladders make me motion sick.
    Need dramamine, stat!
    "Being degrading or insulting is not the same as being hype. Huh, I think I just solved the problem with the entire community." -- Mike Z on the FGC

  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    You are feeling sick?
    I know just the thing that helps.
    Evo 2-K-9!
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Five seven five,
    Is an asian mechanic,
    not for syllables

    I'm a rebel,
    So I'll make it quick;
    ain't that slick.
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Know not the outcome
    Hold your cards with discretion
    You reveal nothing
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    This is not haiku
    The above statement is false
    This is not haiku
  • seasofcheese929seasofcheese929 Sonic Boob! Joined: Posts: 354
    I can play Balrog.
    Jab jab to headbutt ultra.
    It's way too easy....
    I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Give me liberty
    Then protect that liberty
    With your very life!
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • TweleveTweleve fuccboi Joined: Posts: 7,643
    I play SF3
    I like to rape with Tweleve
    Bitches don't like me
    Add me on steam for ye olde Dota 2 - Tweleve3s (hookers and blow)
  • seasofcheese929seasofcheese929 Sonic Boob! Joined: Posts: 354
    I play SF3
    I like to rape with Tweleve
    Bitches don't like me

    I think I played you.
    At Chinatown Fair one time.
    It was rape, alright. :crybaby:
    I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
  • seasofcheese929seasofcheese929 Sonic Boob! Joined: Posts: 354
    I play v-13.
    DDDDDDD.
    DDDDD.
    I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
  • AQUA-PURAAQUA-PURA @theasianloner Joined: Posts: 1,634
    That was a good rhyme
    Seasonofcheese929
    Very good indeed.

    EDIT: PHAIL.
    "DingDangDoom... BITCH MAKE ROOM!" - DDD
  • PercyPercy now on tour Joined: Posts: 207
    I'm up pretty late
    It's around 2 AM here
    I should go to bed
    online gay! need some offline love!
  • PercyPercy now on tour Joined: Posts: 207
    Marvel and Disney
    What an great combination!
    Hulk Versus Bambi
    online gay! need some offline love!
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    When You Lose A Match
    Take What Happened Into Mind
    And Beat It Next Time
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Haikus Are Easy
    But Sometimes They Just Don't Make Sense
    Refrigerator
    SsrkHd,df,f,+OfadcR2in1YsggkUuohKd,db,b+Ef,d,df+N
  • TweleveTweleve fuccboi Joined: Posts: 7,643
    Haikus Are Easy
    But Sometimes They Just Don't Make Sense
    Refrigerator

    bolded is 8 dude, not 7
    Add me on steam for ye olde Dota 2 - Tweleve3s (hookers and blow)
  • PercyPercy now on tour Joined: Posts: 207
    Sometimes we all lose
    Just suck it up, learn from it
    That's the way it goes
    online gay! need some offline love!
  • seasofcheese929seasofcheese929 Sonic Boob! Joined: Posts: 354
    Haikus Are Easy
    But Sometimes They Just Don't Make Sense
    Refrigerator

    Haikus can be hard.
    I've gotten it wrong before.
    Sometimes, I'll get an idea, and then I can't figure out how to make it fit inside the proper format, and then I'll just give up and play I Wanna Be The Guy.
    I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
  • PercyPercy now on tour Joined: Posts: 207
    I love that game man!
    I get stuck at the castle
    No save points is gay :(
    online gay! need some offline love!
  • PercyPercy now on tour Joined: Posts: 207
    Where has the love gone? :(
    No new haikus in a week?
    Someone bump this shit!!
    online gay! need some offline love!
  • seasofcheese929seasofcheese929 Sonic Boob! Joined: Posts: 354
    Equations of lines
    y = mx + b
    I feel cool right now.
    I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
  • KreymoreKreymore Forward Joined: Posts: 260
    My main is Abel
    roll resets all day
    before you know it, you are dead
    Our work is never done.
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