The Mario Kart Thread

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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,754
    Man the online makes me angry! The offline as well actually.

    Blue shields and lighting and POW Blocks.

    Fixed.
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  • gbursinegbursine TeaPire! Joined: Posts: 1,727
    nah mang. POW blocks you can trick out of, and lose no speed. that hot potato cloud is the biggest bullshit imo
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,754
    ^ POW Blocks are gay when you're drifting and there is NO wall or anything to stop you from falling off course...

    ...Don't even get me STARTED on how gay the AIDS cloud is.
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    ok everyone who wants to get ghosted by Toad add me

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  • Divine TenkenDivine Tenken Jedi Mind Tricks Joined: Posts: 282
    Sup guys am lookin for some feedback on this question.
    If you only had three weapons in race mode too use what are they and why?
    Thanks peeps peace.
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  • danomightydanomighty WTFSRK Joined: Posts: 1,343
    whats the tiers? :confused:
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  • Divine TenkenDivine Tenken Jedi Mind Tricks Joined: Posts: 282
    whats the tiers? :confused:

    Good question I just posted that on my thread so some feedback would be great also if you post your FC here I will add them to the list on my thread or just post on my thread whatever is easyer for you peace.
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,754
    whats the tiers? :confused:

    For what? Karts? Bikes? The characters are too damn similiar to actually "group" IMO
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    OMG add me people 0688 6127 9587
  • Shin Sheng LongShin Sheng Long M.S.F. Joined: Posts: 146
    Epidemic check your code, it says it's wrong.
    I'll add the fixed code and amandainnswooo as soon as I play again.
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    o...................k..umm 3 reds,stars,bill...

    added ep and amanda....ep ya toad cant see b.mario

    what is your code?
  • ShintoShinto Mr. Solo Dolo Joined: Posts: 1,585
    what is your code?

    I'll add you when I get on my wii. k?
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  • DipezDipez Joined: Posts: 1,625
    the characters for the most part are similar but some increase useful traits. like funky kong increases speed by a fuckton. daisy increases boost speeds i think.

    i am currently trying to beat the world record on snes mario curcuit 3. its 1:19:xx. it was set by daisy on a mach bike. does anybody know if there is a faster character than that? the fastest i can go with daisy on a mach bike is 2:01:xx. and my fast lap with 1 shroom is still set with a bullet bike with baby daisy. does anybody know if its possible to use a small bike to set the record?
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  • xero15xero15 Follow me on Twitter Joined: Posts: 4,069
    Epidemic check your code, it says it's wrong.
    I'll add the fixed code and amandainnswooo as soon as I play again.
    I could never join brooklyn's room yesterday, why was that?
    To clear things up, my Mii is named NOA(star)WHO?.

    dude youre a fuckin beast:pray:
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  • final_cutfinal_cut All day long Joined: Posts: 2,084
    What defines your tiers as far as stages? Less Randomness? Fairness? I mean, cuz my favs are the Daisy Circuit and the SNES level with the colored blocks.

    Also, could someone explain to me the best time to wheelie? I haven't really noticed any speed increase that I could measure, I usually do it like this (with the mach bike/peach):
    Speed boost from the start, then pop into wheelie position, pop into the slide position for the turn, speed boost, start the wheelie when the boost ends, repeat. If someone is about to bump me, I tap the slide button. Is that the best way to handle the wheelie technique?
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  • DipezDipez Joined: Posts: 1,625
    are you talking about mario circuit 3? if so you want to pop a wheelie anytime you are going straight. and always right after you get your speed boost out of a turn.



    thats not the world record. but it is THE fastest funky kong can go on that bike.

    heres the world record.
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,754
    The Shooting Star would be an awesome bike if it's handling was'nt ass backwards...The Sneekster is okay...I guess
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  • otterotter CFN: otter- Joined: Posts: 4,621
    Im all about the Dolphin Dasher right now.
  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,754
    Dolphin Dasher= BEST MEDIUM BIKE EVAR

    Fuck I spent the entire afternoon getting my points back up to 8,000 after getting fucked over by items...
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  • DARKHOKAGEDARKHOKAGE BABY VIPAH!!! Joined: Posts: 546
    Dolphin Dasher= BEST MEDIUM BIKE EVAR

    Fuck I spent the entire afternoon getting my points back up to 8,000 after getting fucked over by items...

    fuck that bike... ill stick to the mach bike
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,754
    ^ Enjoy your massive slowdown on offroad XP

    Heavy characters fare better in karts IMO
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  • otterotter CFN: otter- Joined: Posts: 4,621
    Im stuck in the low 7000s. I've decided to stay offline until I can get a star or two but that just made me lose interest :rofl:
  • platinum_pinoyplatinum_pinoy Registered Nurse Joined: Posts: 1,408
    the characters for the most part are similar but some increase useful traits. like funky kong increases speed by a fuckton. daisy increases boost speeds i think.

    i am currently trying to beat the world record on snes mario curcuit 3. its 1:19:xx. it was set by daisy on a mach bike. does anybody know if there is a faster character than that? the fastest i can go with daisy on a mach bike is 2:01:xx. and my fast lap with 1 shroom is still set with a bullet bike with baby daisy. does anybody know if its possible to use a small bike to set the record?

    You know, you can watch the ghost when on the Mario Kart Channel, right?
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,754
    Im stuck in the low 7000s. I've decided to stay offline until I can get a star or two but that just made me lose interest :rofl:

    Having a star doesn't really help you all that much
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  • ReXXXSopranoReXXXSoprano Triple Da G.O.D! Joined: Posts: 1,509
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    Figured I'd repost in the other thread so there's no excuse for getting comp from my SRK peeps. And it seems that everybody here is straight hot in DA KART. So add me, I'll add you up. You know how it goes.
  • W3sW3s q=o) Joined: Posts: 1,168
    TIERS:
    http://ark42.com/mariokart/Mario%20Kart%20Wii.png

    Summary:
    Funky Kong on Bowser Bike or Daisy on Mach Bike are top. Basically Funky on Bowser has higher speed but Daisy has better mini turbo. So a course with more turns favors daisy, while more straight away favor Funky. Baby Daisy on Bullet is 3rd after them. Some people will say Funky on Spear is top. With this combo, it has the highest speed in the game. However, this combo is only good on like 5 courses in the game. The spear has terrible turning.

    Karts are useless.

    Stats with off-road are useless too.

    Some people will bash Funky and Daisy combos because of their bad accelerations. Here's a tip if you don't know by now. You can hold down A+B for a 'standstill' miniturbo. Example, I got daisy on mach, I get hit by a blue shell, so I hold down A+B till I get the blue flash and boom I recover better than just holding down the gas.
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  • final_cutfinal_cut All day long Joined: Posts: 2,084
    My friend code is:

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    Just let me know if you add me, I'll add you back.
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  • DipezDipez Joined: Posts: 1,625
    You know, you can watch the ghost when on the Mario Kart Channel, right?

    do you think im retarded? my wii isnt hooked up to the internet currently and he asked a question i could only answer by watching the video.

    hey what do you think for baby daisy on a bullet bike? she seems to have really good stats also.
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  • Shin Sheng LongShin Sheng Long M.S.F. Joined: Posts: 146
    I add everyone's code that appears in these threads. So you are added final_cut.
    And off-road isn't total garbage.
    I can consistently win with the Toadette/Magicruiser combo by using shortcuts and cutting corners without needing mushrooms.
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  • W3sW3s q=o) Joined: Posts: 1,168
    I can consistently win with the Toadette/Magicruiser combo by using shortcuts and cutting corners without needing mushrooms.

    Yeah, I dare you to go to worldwide rooms where avg players are 8000VR with that garbage.

    Thats cool you can win against random trash, but tiers are tiers and if you check all the top time trials look who is used.

    Baby Daisy on bullet is good.
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,754
    How the hell do you regain your speed SUPER fast after getting nailed by a POW Block?
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  • W3sW3s q=o) Joined: Posts: 1,168
    How the hell do you regain your speed SUPER fast after getting nailed by a POW Block?

    You can trick out of the Pow block, when you see/hear the second pow sound, just mash the trick button.
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,754
    I know you can trick outta it but I've seen people get hit by one and then continue speeding along like NOTHING happened....
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  • final_cutfinal_cut All day long Joined: Posts: 2,084
    Maybe like with the A+B boost? I haven't tried it yet but I heard that if you press that when you get hit, you get a boost. (oh, wait, that was just above my last post)
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  • W3sW3s q=o) Joined: Posts: 1,168
    I know you can trick outta it but I've seen people get hit by one and then continue speeding along like NOTHING happened....

    Yeah when you trick out of it you maintain your speed, I dunno what you saw prolly a high acceleration vehicle or some lag. It is not the A+B boost because just like I said you maintain your speed when you trick out of it.
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  • DARKHOKAGEDARKHOKAGE BABY VIPAH!!! Joined: Posts: 546
    I know you can trick outta it but I've seen people get hit by one and then continue speeding along like NOTHING happened....

    when you tech all you do is lose any items you had.. your speed doesnt drop
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  • Shin Sheng LongShin Sheng Long M.S.F. Joined: Posts: 146
    Yeah, I dare you to go to worldwide rooms where avg players are 8000VR with that garbage.

    Thats cool you can win against random trash, but tiers are tiers and if you check all the top time trials look who is used.
    Been there and done that. They usually quit when they start losing points.
    And time trials do not equal Wi-Fi races. Time trials use short-cuts and flat out bugs that are often impossible to use on Wi-Fi races (Grumble Volcano comes to mind). Plus the randomness of items and other players makes a big difference.
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  • W3sW3s q=o) Joined: Posts: 1,168
    And time trials do not equal Wi-Fi races. Time trials use short-cuts and flat out bugs that are often impossible to use on Wi-Fi races (Grumble Volcano comes to mind). Plus the randomness of items and other players makes a big difference.
    I was on the dev staff, I know my stuff.

    Wow, great example, one map with a bug. Yes I seen all the time trial crazy shortcuts, but still look at the one's that do not have crazy shortcuts. You still see Funky/Daisy. Items randomness applies to everyone in the game, so that element is canceled out. Items don't directly affect just top tiers, I dunno what you are thinking. Other players make a big difference? This sounds like "Tiers do not exist, only the player skills matter". That's GAMEFAQS talk.

    I assure everyone in this thread that Funky with Bowser Bike and Daisy on Mach are the top two in this game.
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  • DARKHOKAGEDARKHOKAGE BABY VIPAH!!! Joined: Posts: 546
    Wow, great example, one map with a bug. Yes I seen all the time trial crazy shortcuts, but still look at the one's that do not have crazy shortcuts. You still see Funky/Daisy. Items randomness applies to everyone in the game, so that element is canceled out. Items don't directly affect just top tiers, I dunno what you are thinking. Other players make a big difference? This sounds like "Tiers do not exist, only the player skills matter". That's GAMEFAQS talk.

    I assure everyone in this thread that Funky with Bowser Bike and Daisy on Mach are the top two in this game.

    meh.. fuck the both of em.. yoshi ftw!
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,754
    Yoshi sucks tho =[ But I still use him[/fanboy]
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    Yoshi sucks tho =[ But I still use him[/fanboy]

    say what???!?!? my yoshi rapes nigga.. you of all people should know lol
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,754
    ^ Huh? What?

    Looking at that chart it seems only a few characters only get some kind of boost in stats.
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  • DipezDipez Joined: Posts: 1,625
    i used the shortcut on GV in a race before. it wasnt online but there was 4 people playing and they all were mad at me :rofl:

    also w3s would you say baby daisy on bb is third?
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  • W3sW3s q=o) Joined: Posts: 1,168
    Yes not all characters have stat boosts

    And yes baby daisy on bullet bike is 3rd
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,754
    That A+B thingy is pretty damn useful. Unless you're on a hill =/
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    more of a stat chart then a tier chart.
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  • W3sW3s q=o) Joined: Posts: 1,168
    more of a stat chart then a tier chart.

    And you can't infer from obvious stats what the tiers are? I gave a summary right under it too:wtf:

    Nintendo is deleting Time Trial records that use the GV shortcut in the very beginning, but they never deleted the record with the shortcut mid way through the level. Thoughts?
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,754
    So going by that chart, uterly useless characters are.

    -Mario
    -Luigi
    -Yoshi =[
    -Bowser jr.
    -Baby Peach
    -Bowser =[
    -Rosalina =[
    -Donkey Kong

    When I mean useless I mean that thier higest boosted stats are uesless things like "Weight" or something or they have low numbers going for them.
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  • mashermasher Chun's booty itches Joined: Posts: 348
    I say random items kinda screw over tier charts also.


    P.S baby peach on b.bike pwnz
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  • W3sW3s q=o) Joined: Posts: 1,168
    I say random items kinda screw over tier charts also.


    P.S baby peach on b.bike pwnz

    Random items screw over everyone, how hard is it to understand?!
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