The Mario Kart Thread

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  • Divine TenkenDivine Tenken Jedi Mind Tricks Joined: Posts: 282
    Sup peeps I beat out afew blue shells today but it was with mushrooms is there a way to do it without a item? Also as far bikes go I've been messing with the flame Runner for about an hour and THIS SHIT IS FIRE SON (no pun) easy top 5 of bikes and wario chopper is up there in the top 5 also.
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,810
    Sup peeps I beat out afew blue shells today but it was with mushrooms is there a way to do it without a item?

    The ONLY way to avoid Spiny Shells is with a timley mushroom boost you can't mini-turbo away like before.

    I find it hard to belive that none of the karts drift inwards...Flame Flyer anyone?
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  • DARKHOKAGEDARKHOKAGE BABY VIPAH!!! Joined: Posts: 546
    man i need a challenge... where the hell is all the srk peeps at? so far shadow ace the only one i played...
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  • Shadow Ace 50Shadow Ace 50 Chaos Control A hoe Joined: Posts: 2,377
    man i need a challenge... where the hell is all the srk peeps at? so far shadow ace the only one i played...

    still pwning as usual....stepped my game way up..ill be on the weekends at night...get on then if yall can..
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  • DipezDipez Joined: Posts: 1,625
    So going by that chart, uterly useless characters are.

    -Mario
    -Luigi
    -Yoshi =[
    -Bowser jr.
    -Baby Peach
    -Bowser =[
    -Rosalina =[
    -Donkey Kong

    When I mean useless I mean that thier higest boosted stats are uesless things like "Weight" or something or they have low numbers going for them.



    2 bad rosalina set a wr like a month ago. but all those characters are good in regular play.
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,810
    ^ Actually Rosalina gets a useful ass stat boost in handling. I'll edit my list ina bit
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,810
    Editted list

    -Toadette
    -Mario
    -Luigi
    -Yoshi =[
    -Bowser =[
    -Donkey Kong
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  • xero15xero15 Follow me on Twitter Joined: Posts: 4,069
    man i need a challenge... where the hell is all the srk peeps at? so far shadow ace the only one i played...

    you been on my list i been waitin to play you.

    what shortcut glitch at the start of gv?
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  • xero15xero15 Follow me on Twitter Joined: Posts: 4,069
    damnit shadow ace you ran me off of rainbow road :annoy: i couldnt catch back up
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,810
    I'm starting to think Funky is S Class I mean EVERY WR is him X_X oh yeah and I found out how people "trick" outta POW blocks with no speed loss. RIGHT before the POW block explodes do a 360 motion on your D-pad and you should see a mini blue twister-like object appear under you if you did it right. You will lose almost NO(or not lose any) speed but you'll lose your items still.
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  • DipezDipez Joined: Posts: 1,625
    it just does a air trick when u get hit. easy to do =\ there is like a .5 sec time frame.
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  • W3sW3s q=o) Joined: Posts: 1,168
    I'm starting to think Funky is S Class .

    Didnt I say this 20 posts ago?

    Another tip IF you don't know, dodging redshells, works on straightways, if you hear/see a redshell coming turn sharply toward the edge/wall/track border. The red shell for some reason will try to beat you to the spot, and crash into the wall. Of course best attempted if you do not have an item out to protect you.
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  • mashermasher Chun's booty itches Joined: Posts: 348
    Random items screw over everyone, how hard is it to understand?!

    Low tiers characters will be in the back of the race getting the purple shell and other good items while top tier characters in the front get all the shitty items,how hard is it to understand?
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  • DARKHOKAGEDARKHOKAGE BABY VIPAH!!! Joined: Posts: 546
    Low tiers characters will be in the back of the race getting the purple shell and other good items while top tier characters in the front get all the shitty items,how hard is it to understand?

    damn.. if yoshi is low tier, then im pretty fucking beastly :rock:
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  • W3sW3s q=o) Joined: Posts: 1,168
    Low tiers characters will be in the back of the race getting the purple shell and other good items while top tier characters in the front get all the shitty items,how hard is it to understand?

    You are saying the low tiers would never move up with good items? Item rape hurts everyone in the game, especially if you are in a pack. If you can pull away in 1st place and get a real wide gap, then it doesn't matter unless you get hit lik 5 times in a row. Im saying items have no effect on tiers because they mess up everyone in the game.
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  • DARKHOKAGEDARKHOKAGE BABY VIPAH!!! Joined: Posts: 546
    good shit shadow ace.. you getting better homie.... ima start playing serious with you for now on lol
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  • xero15xero15 Follow me on Twitter Joined: Posts: 4,069
    when is everyone on? ill be on after i finish eating
    I blame... the new generation for wanting things to be easy :annoy:
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  • mastermindmastermind BACON STRIPS Joined: Posts: 2,846 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I'm starting to think Funky is S Class I mean EVERY WR is him X_X oh yeah and I found out how people "trick" outta POW blocks with no speed loss. RIGHT before the POW block explodes do a 360 motion on your D-pad and you should see a mini blue twister-like object appear under you if you did it right. You will lose almost NO(or not lose any) speed but you'll lose your items still.

    Or if you're on Wiimote/'chuk, just wiggle the Wiimote like you would do a trick off a jump. You'll spin out and lose your item, but you won't lose your speed.
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  • DipezDipez Joined: Posts: 1,625
    i need to get my wii back on the internet so we can race; and to take my 1:19 on MC3 ghost online. its not a world record but its third i think.
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  • mastermindmastermind BACON STRIPS Joined: Posts: 2,846 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I'm horrible at trying to beat these Fast Staff ghosts. Been even trying to emulate them turn by turn, wheelie by wheelie, drift by drift. Should I switch from using Koopa/Bullet Bike?
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  • DipezDipez Joined: Posts: 1,625
    bullet bike is hard to drive. just use the mach bike with daisy.
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  • xero15xero15 Follow me on Twitter Joined: Posts: 4,069
    bullet bikes not hard its real good for cutting corners and drifting.
    I blame... the new generation for wanting things to be easy :annoy:
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  • mashermasher Chun's booty itches Joined: Posts: 348
    You are saying the low tiers would never move up with good items? Item rape hurts everyone in the game, especially if you are in a pack. If you can pull away in 1st place and get a real wide gap, then it doesn't matter unless you get hit lik 5 times in a row. Im saying items have no effect on tiers because they mess up everyone in the game.

    Are you blind? When did I say that? Items would help out the lower placed drivers,yeah you might get out in 1 place by yourself but you might get smacked with red a purple shells too and back to 12th you go.
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  • W3sW3s q=o) Joined: Posts: 1,168
    Items would help out the lower placed drivers,yeah you might get out in 1 place by yourself but you might get smacked with red a purple shells too and back to 12th you go.

    This is what I have been saying, and I am the blind one?

    Anyone here use automatic?
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  • mastermindmastermind BACON STRIPS Joined: Posts: 2,846 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I'm about to go back to automatic to wean myself off of trying to drift every turn just so I can unlock these expert ghosts.
    -mastermind. NEXT TIME, WE EAT FIGHT STICKS.

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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,810
    Whats the point of automatic? You can't mini-turbo.

    Retards Online with karts > Me

    I'm also now officially over 9,000 in ranks. I've seen a three star GIRL(Using Diasy) that got up to 9999 which as far as the ranaking goes.
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  • W3sW3s q=o) Joined: Posts: 1,168
    Automatic is inferior to Manual. The only pro I see with automatic is that you can partition your drift faster than in manual. But no mini turbo, and no turning while wheeling is no good.
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  • Shin Sheng LongShin Sheng Long M.S.F. Joined: Posts: 146
    Why are half the friend codes I registered from here still question marks? Including frequent posters in this thread. I'd like to play you people.
    Currently: Shinblonde 4253-3872-0435
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  • DipezDipez Joined: Posts: 1,625
    bullet bike is hard to drive. once u start drifting it turns sharply. which is extremely hard to drive if u arnt used to it. try giving a first time user the bullet bike in manual and see how mad they get.
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  • ShingoKickShingoKick ▌♣▐ KLB Joined: Posts: 170
    While playing online have you guys ever finished 2nd or 3rd in a race but for some reason it came up as 3rd or 4th when the player list popped up? It's rare but I've had it happen to me three times so far.
  • Shin Sheng LongShin Sheng Long M.S.F. Joined: Posts: 146
    It's the game masking lag. While you play, the game predicts where players will be and corrects it whenever data is received. The results are determined by a compiled list of actual race times taken from each player. They look like they finished behind you, but the actual time it took them to finish is lower than yours.
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  • xero15xero15 Follow me on Twitter Joined: Posts: 4,069
    bullet bike is hard to drive. once u start drifting it turns sharply. which is extremely hard to drive if u arnt used to it. try giving a first time user the bullet bike in manual and see how mad they get.

    i guess im excluded from this comment then ive been on bullet bike since day one.

    SSS already got it before i could so i second his quote. but shin ive played you once a while ago now but you beasted me, probably from all the time trial practices, ive been workin on my time trials against the worlds ghost just tryin to keep up so i can start getting the hang of tracks better. so far its ok just gotta keep goin for those better times now.
    I blame... the new generation for wanting things to be easy :annoy:
    I'm that Spider-man guy... or better yet, just call me Z
    If you don't like change you'll like irrelevance even less.
  • Okazaki IIIOkazaki III PARRY THAT SHIT SON Joined: Posts: 681 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I used to play Mario + Mach Bike. Recently my wife started playing this, and plays Peach on the Mach Bike. Maybe I'm just imagining this, but whenever she's in second place the chances of getting a mushroom are much higher than when you play with any other character.

    Has anyone else noticed this or is it just a red herring?
  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,810
    If you're in first you most likley get Banans and Green Shells with the occasional Fake Item. 2nd Place people get better items(Red Shells Triple Green Shells).
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  • Okazaki IIIOkazaki III PARRY THAT SHIT SON Joined: Posts: 681 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Yeah that's standard though.

    It just seems weird because when she plays with Peach (or when I select Peach) - it seems as if we get the mushroom a lot more often.
  • Shin Sheng LongShin Sheng Long M.S.F. Joined: Posts: 146
    All I'll say is there's a hidden item stat, with the Quacker having the best one.
    I registered you Okazaki III.
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  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,810
    Stupid fucking busted Wifi cost me like 1,000 points worth today since I kept getting disconected for no goddamn reason and when you get disconected the game registers it as you droping from a race so it's like -300 pts. I had 9,250 going in and now I have 8,256 =[

    Goddamit Nintendo
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  • XenoKazeXenoKaze Commie Pippen DROOG! Joined: Posts: 69
    That has happened to me so many times.

    I'm looking foward to playing with some of yall but i won't get my wii back in over a month (i'm moving)
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    The hot shit to play is
    Baby Daisy - B bike
    Daisy- Mach
    Funky Kong - spear (this setup kinda sucks when you get into the 150cc and mirror matches because of it's horrible turning radius)
    Dry Bones- magi cruiser (seems to be good but i don't really like this)

    as for the comment about the automatic vehicles Funky Kong- Jetsetter on Automatic will beat majority of people online. This works better than Manual for me because it has better turning on Auto and the boosts you would normally get for manual suck anyways.
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  • DARKHOKAGEDARKHOKAGE BABY VIPAH!!! Joined: Posts: 546
    All I'll say is there's a hidden item stat, with the Quacker having the best one.
    I registered you Okazaki III.
    How 'bout some races ArcadeFire and DARKHOKAGE?


    yea man for sure... always welcome a challenge.. im on right now if anyone wants to join up



    daisy is my new love... yoshi still my homie though lol
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  • DARKHOKAGEDARKHOKAGE BABY VIPAH!!! Joined: Posts: 546
    ace 50 keep up homie lol... bowser castle 3 is my my best stage... i dont lose on it
    ...fingered a chick for the first time? Rookie. I was doing that shit back in '99. Bitches knew me as The FANGERAH! I could finger a bitch all day. ALL DAY son. -Shade
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  • DARKHOKAGEDARKHOKAGE BABY VIPAH!!! Joined: Posts: 546
    shinblonde.... i noticed when your losing you disappear from the race and when u come back you have a new character and your rating is still 9999.. how are you doing that? :wtf:
    ...fingered a chick for the first time? Rookie. I was doing that shit back in '99. Bitches knew me as The FANGERAH! I could finger a bitch all day. ALL DAY son. -Shade
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  • DARKHOKAGEDARKHOKAGE BABY VIPAH!!! Joined: Posts: 546
    negro plz...im getting back on later tonight...

    Daisy Vs. Funky!!!!! get hype!!!!

    added Xeno and Ozaki3

    bring it!!! we ready
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  • DARKHOKAGEDARKHOKAGE BABY VIPAH!!! Joined: Posts: 546
    ggs shin and ace... finally i gotta challenege wit u shin...... until we play again :karate:
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  • Shin Sheng LongShin Sheng Long M.S.F. Joined: Posts: 146
    shinblonde.... i noticed when your losing you disappear from the race and when u come back you have a new character and your rating is still 9999.. how are you doing that? :wtf:
    Wierd:confused:! Something with the server maybe?
    I assume you weren't the one that negative repped me?
    You were definitely fun to play and a great challenge. I look forward to more races!
    Ace, your improvement is awesome! Right up there at the front. Very nice!
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  • DARKHOKAGEDARKHOKAGE BABY VIPAH!!! Joined: Posts: 546
    Wierd:confused:! Something with the server maybe?
    I assume you weren't the one that negative repped me?
    You were definitely fun to play and a great challenge. I look forward to more races!
    Ace, your improvement is awesome! Right up there at the front. Very nice!

    no i didnt negative rep you....idk it was just weird.. one minute your rosalina, then the next race you toadette, then peach... i was like wtf!! lol
    ...fingered a chick for the first time? Rookie. I was doing that shit back in '99. Bitches knew me as The FANGERAH! I could finger a bitch all day. ALL DAY son. -Shade
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  • Okazaki IIIOkazaki III PARRY THAT SHIT SON Joined: Posts: 681 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Hey give me till friday and I'll add you guys as well, I'm not at home right now.
  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,810
    I'm starting to think Yoshi+Dolphin Dasher is gewd.
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  • Brutal_MurderBrutal_Murder Joined: Posts: 87
    shinblonde.... i noticed when your losing you disappear from the race and when u come back you have a new character and your rating is still 9999..

    This remarkable phenomenon is also known as dropping
  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 17,810
    Okay so useless chars are:

    -Mario
    -Luigi
    -Donkey Kong
    -Bowser

    No bike or kart really gives them a usefull boost of sorts and all thier stat boots are kinda useless as it is. Also dropping for me causes you to loose a good chunk of points =/
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  • Brutal_MurderBrutal_Murder Joined: Posts: 87
    dropping for me causes you to loose a good chunk of points =/

    Not if you disconnect your modem. Try it. Race as normal and try to stay ahead - for example if you're in the 2nd round, switch your modem off. The game will register it as a "network problem" and give you full points/first place. Then switch your modem back on, and you can log on again to WFC.

    If you drop from the game without switching your modem off, then the game registers it as user input, and penalizes you by taking your points away.
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