Street Fighter JOKES

sneakermakersneakermaker El MakotoJoined: Posts: 235
i've only heard of 3 street fighter jokes in my entire life, and i'm wondering if there are more/if anyone can come up with more???

1. People call me Hadoken because I'm down right fierce.
2. Ryu: Hey can I borrow some money? Ken: Shoryuken!
3. My alarm clock doesn't say the time when I wake up. It says "Uppercut".
Fuerte IRL. Except my food is actually delicious, and Im not a luchador.
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  • KooperKooper Need a dispenser here! Joined: Posts: 2,069 mod
    First time Ken players on SF IV.

    That's it.

    Hilarious.
  • AriaAria The Origination Joined: Posts: 3,513
    Warning: Shitty jokes ahead.

    Q. How does a Street Fighter breathe underwater?
    A. By having a Gill.

    Q. What's the best golf score a Street Fighter could get in a hole?
    A. An Eagle.

    Q. How did Sagat cure Ryu from the measles?
    A. By giving him a Tiger Shot.

    Q. Who is the cleanliest Street Fighter?
    A. Dudley, because he always takes out the gutter trash.

    Q. What's a Street Fighter's favorite dessert?
    A. Abel Pie.

    Q. What's a Street Fighter's favorite car?
    A. A '91 Honda.

    Q. How many months are in a Street Fighter's year?
    A. Twelve.

    Q. Why can't Eliza ever get another child?
    A. Because Ken kept shooting Blankas.
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  • karapalmkarapalm Joined: Posts: 314
    Ryu would make such a great dad, 'hey dad, can I go to the mall?' 'SUREEEYOUUUCAN'
  • natural_icenatural_ice Imposter? Joined: Posts: 534
    what do butterbean and rufus have in common? theyre both a joke
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  • sneakermakersneakermaker El Makoto Joined: Posts: 235
    hahaha i LOVE that tiger shot one. keep them coming!
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  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    Q. What's a Street Fighter's favorite dessert?
    A. Abel Pie.

    lol at game's pronounciation

    Why was Ryu such an inspiration to Ken?
    Because when they trained he'd say "Gouken(Go KEN), you're the best!"
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    so baad
  • RyukendenXRyukendenX Joined: Posts: 213
    When Rose taunts she throws Dudley.

    Edit: SF4 is a joke.
  • gotmy25centsrdygotmy25centsrdy Joined: Posts: 39
    Why didn't Chun Li talk about her one night stand with Vega?

    Because what happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas
  • TheShendTheShend Sean Powa! Joined: Posts: 766
    Q. Who is the most confused Street Fighter?

    A. Chun Li (Eh?)
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  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    That Vega one kicks ass!

    Why does Yun always see double?
    Too much Genai-GIN (alchohol :P)

    How did Twelve pass his exam?
    He just copied everyone else.

    Why did Guile think he had a garuanteed win?
    Because he heard Zangief was just gonna throw the whole match.


    Why is Chunli so photogenic?
    She has alot of frame advantage.


    What does Guile have in common with sakura?
    Both have flat tops.


    How does Necro catch his second wind?
    Tornado hooks
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • gotmy25centsrdygotmy25centsrdy Joined: Posts: 39
    Why was balrog so upset in Chun Li's store?

    Because he lost his fight money and couldn't afford some kicks
  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    Why did Bison fear being left as a child?
    Because when he strayed from his parents they'd yell "Bison!(Bye son!)"

    Why was Cammy a mediocre student?
    She was fine with having killer B's.

    Why is it so hard to win a SF4 match with a pixel of life?
    At that point you just can't focus.

    Why can Guile never reach his full potential?
    He's always holding back.

    Why did Gen work construction?
    Because he mastered the Crane.

    Why do whiffed attacks make you gay?
    Because you're opponent can see your missing him like crazy.
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    Where does Blanka live?
    Casa Blanka.

    What time is it when Zangief will defeat you?
    720.

    Why should you not give Ibuki your Doritos?
    Because she mashes for chip damage.

    Why do Ryu and Ken never where shoes?
    Because their style is "show-toe".

    Why is Dudley good at packaging?
    He's got great boxing gloves.

    Why is Dee Jay similar to a DJ?
    He confirms hits when they come out.

    Why does Elena's standing short called a week kick?
    Cause she has legs for days.

    Why did Yun name his skateboard Dhalsim?
    Because its also a stretcher.
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    What 3 moves do scrubs love using with akuma?
    Raging Demon
    Ultra Raging Demon
    Raging disconnect

    Why Alpha characters have roomy kitchens?
    Because their counters takes one meter.

    Why does Vega's mask always get him into trouble?
    It keeps poppin off at the mouth.

    Why did Dan attacking opponents with insects?
    He was told to practice "tick" throws.
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    What is Sodom's favorite quote?
    "Sai's matter."

    Why is Cammy such a good burglar?
    She's great at crouching round houses.

    Why doesn't Ken's Dragon punch form a dragon?
    He didn't want the hits to scale.

    Why doesn't Blanka rap?
    Because he's a biter not a writer.

    Why is Rose so easy to get along with?
    She was made to console only.
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    "Who was the victor between Sagat vs Bison?"
    "I heard it ended with a Thai."


    How does Gief keep the pressure in a match?
    He's always rushin.


    What is South America's chances of winning the tournament?
    One in Brazillian.


    Why is Dhalsim the illest Rapper in India?
    He spits hot fire.
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Why can't Chun Li drive?

    because she's a woman
  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    Why was Dhalsim banned from baseball?
    He would slide noogie all day.

    Why can't Cammy work in construction?
    She can't drill safely.

    Why don't street fighters shop at walmart?
    They only have use for Target combos.

    How can you tell El Fuerte cooks bad food?
    He always has the runs
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    :u: Haha, good shit myleftshoe.

    And that Chun Li driving joke.

    Gah dayum...I lol'ed.
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  • DarthPaul1982DarthPaul1982 2 4 Ricky, 2 4 Daigo Joined: Posts: 861
    ha ha... nice work myleftshoe.
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  • gotmy25centsrdygotmy25centsrdy Joined: Posts: 39
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to Chun Li's stage.
  • Rabbit2k7Rabbit2k7 bad idiot Joined: Posts: 4,821
    Ken and Ryu walk into a bar, Blanka ducks.
  • CaliLifeStyleCaliLifeStyle C Style Joined: Posts: 437
    What's Balrog's favorite drink?

    Gigaton Punch
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    What's the newest law enforcement device used to stop a mentally ill attacker?
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  • CptMuntaCptMunta 3 Green Bars Joined: Posts: 1,207
    How does Bison relieve his constipation:

    He sits on the Shadowloo while watching the Psycho Channel.



    Wah wah WAAAAAAAAH!!!!
  • Beikoku TaichouBeikoku Taichou Call me BT Joined: Posts: 251
    What's Guile's hairstyle called?

    Sonic Broom

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  • EVAWINGZEROEVAWINGZERO Slacktivismist Extraordinaire Joined: Posts: 2,229
    My friends always do this one.....

    "Hey bud, can I borrow your Keys??"


    "SURE YOU CAN!!"


    Still hate it to this day.....
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  • DarthPaul1982DarthPaul1982 2 4 Ricky, 2 4 Daigo Joined: Posts: 861
    Beikoku: I like your true stor bit. It's kinda cute in a stupid kinda way.

    Evawingzero: might wanna slap him.
    "A healthy disrespect for your fellow man is what made srk strong to begin with I think. But it's easy to take it too far." -- Theli; uber tech-god of the Ryu section.
  • matrixdubmatrixdub Joined: Posts: 137
    where does blanka live?
    Casa blanka.


    What time is it when zangief will defeat you?
    720.

    why is it so hard to win a sf4 match with a pixel of life?
    At that point you just can't focus.


    Why can guile never reach his full potential?
    He's always holding back.

    q. How did sagat cure ryu from the measles?
    A. By giving him a tiger shot.

    Q. What's a street fighter's favorite dessert?
    A. Abel pie.

    why is dhalsim the illest rapper in india?
    He spits hot fire.


    win.
  • friggin lasersfriggin lasers j.MP -> Teleport ftw Joined: Posts: 173
    myleftshoe jokes were too good
    crouching short x3 is fuckin easy with turbo
    sf4: Dictator, Gouki
    mvc2: ruby heart 4 life
  • friggin lasersfriggin lasers j.MP -> Teleport ftw Joined: Posts: 173
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to Chun Li's stage.
    LOL haha sf2 ftw
    crouching short x3 is fuckin easy with turbo
    sf4: Dictator, Gouki
    mvc2: ruby heart 4 life
  • Capcom KillahCapcom Killah Joined: Posts: 96
    Console Battle

    I heard these a while back so here goes.

    -Why does balrog dislikes the playstation 3 so much?
    .... Cause he's an X-boxer.

    -What's sagat's favorite sexual position?
    >TIGER-UP-HER-CUT <
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  • DuncaaaaanDuncaaaaan Joined: Posts: 112
    Warning, bad jokes:

    My friends call me hadouken, because I'm down right feirce!

    what's a Yorkshireman's favourite car?
    e honda! (you'll understand if you know what yorkshire accent sounds like.)

    Why did Zangief give up wrestling?
    He couldn't bear it anymore.

    What do Street fighter character's use to keep warm at night?
    An electric blanka(t)

    Zangief gets woken up from his drunken slumber in the gutter by Chun Li clipping at his arms with clothes pegs. "What are you doing crazy lady?" He asks, and she replies "Sorry, my clothes are all wet and I thought I'd use your spinning clothesline!"

    Which bad habit did vega die from?
    nose picking!

    Blanka walks into a caf and grunts out an order for a coffee. The caf owner thinks "Blanka's just some dumb ape-creature from the jungle, he won't know what a cup of coffee goes for." and charges Blanka 10.
    So Blanka sits down and starts sipping the coffee. As it's a quiet day, the caf owner decides to make small talk.
    "So... We don't get many Street Fighters in here."
    Blanka pauses, and looks thoughtfully at the cup. After a second he replies "Oooraarrgh. I'm not surprised at these prices."

    Why did Ken punch the road?
    He's a Street Fighter.

    Blanka walks into a bar.
    "Why the long face?" asks the barman.
    Blanka, incapable of human speech, makes several guttural growling noises before beating the barman unconscious with a table leg.

    Why do PS3 owners hate Zangief?
    A: Because most of his moves require a 360.

    Most of them weren't mine.
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  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    Blanka walks into a bar.
    "Why the long face?" asks the barman.
    Blanka, incapable of human speech, makes several guttural growling noises before beating the barman unconscious with a table leg.


    some how i found this one really funny
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • EDDUREDDUR Banana Joined: Posts: 981
    Myleftshoe made me giggle at work
  • DuncaaaaanDuncaaaaan Joined: Posts: 112
    Blanka walks into a bar.
    "Why the long face?" asks the barman.
    Blanka, incapable of human speech, makes several guttural growling noises before beating the barman unconscious with a table leg.


    some how i found this one really funny

    Its not really a joke though, as there's no definitive punchline.

    Its more like an event. But yeah, I laughed pretty hard when I found it. I just had to copy/paste it lmao.
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  • FreezerBFreezerB Joined: Posts: 1,343
    I like to put my alarm clock beside my bed so I can wake up super!

    Zangief's released a line of HDTVs. They're all 720p.

    Chun-li is the most agreeable person you'll ever meet. She's always saying yup-yup-yup.
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  • cryptesthesiacryptesthesia Don KONG Joined: Posts: 886
    Why did Dhalsim cross the road?

    He didn't he teleported.
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    Diyamn, this thread got me rollin :rofl:
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  • djchen011032djchen011032 Juri Worshipper Joined: Posts: 194
    LOL.
    *this is is lame*

    Guile's ultra
    "Here we go! 1, 2, STRIKE!" your OUT.
  • Predacon RampagePredacon Rampage Skullgirl Blood Joined: Posts: 404
    How many times does a Sumo spank their kid?

    100 times.


    What is Ken's favorite move?

    Shoryuken


    What do you need to install to play SF4 on your computer?

    A Spinning Pile Driver.


    Why is Ryu afraid of the dark?

    because when Akuma tucks him in, he turns off the lights.


    What is Cammy's favorite car brand?

    Cameron


    When can pigs fly?

    By doing a spinning kick


    Why is Dan bad in bed?

    It's just too small to be effective.
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  • foolkillerfoolkiller Joined: Posts: 27
    Myleftshoe, some of those are really brilliant, but i have to admit i LOL'd at "Raging disconnect".
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  • The Electrifying OneThe Electrifying One Coming4EVO Joined: Posts: 1,282
    What did the American Joystick say to the Japanese joystick?

    "HAPPy to meet ya"

    Whatd did the Japanese Joystick reply

    "Preased Semitsu"

    truly awful puns.
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    "The Days when people really loved playing computers games has ended. This is mainly because of Sony. Sony has created a new era of light users who consider games to be just an everyday form of general entertainment- nothing special. The kind of games we used to see from Nintendo have gone. These are the games that children used to play, but now they don't."
    Capcom Exec and co-producer of Streetfighter 2 in interview with Sega Saturn Magazine, 1998:
    "The Days when people really loved playing computers games has ended. This is mainly because of Sony. Sony has created a new era of light users who consider games to be just an everyday form of general entertainment- nothing special. The kind of games we used to see from Nintendo have gone. These are the games that children used to play, but now they don't."
  • HarmoNazHarmoNaz SBO5 Team UK Joined: Posts: 1,395
    ^ nice :rofl:
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  • pheraipherai LIVE FOREVER Joined: Posts: 11,884 mod
    ugh some of these read like a statement of fact more than a joke. need more puns.
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    Why does Gen hate Cinnamon Toast Crunch?




    Because he cannot taste what he cannot see.
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  • NNNNNNNN Neil Joined: Posts: 260
    That Vega one kicks ass!

    Why does Yun always see double?
    Too much Genai-GIN (alchohol :P)

    How did Twelve pass his exam?
    He just copied everyone else.


    Why is Chunli so photogenic?
    She has alot of frame advantage.




    How does Necro catch his second wind?
    Tornado hooks

    these are dope ones good stuff!!:rofl:
  • jchensorjchensor Salty Chen Joined: Posts: 1,934 admin
    How did Alex avoid total destruction at the Q&A session?
    He parried the Q.

    Why did Akuma always teleport when trying an EX Uppercut at the party with the spiked drinks?
    He hit too many punches.

    What's Yun's patented move for getting the attention of the ladies?
    You Hou.

    Why did the guy go to jail for buying SF: Anniversary Collection?
    'Cause he got his Third Strike.

    Why are girls put off by S, N, and K-Groove players running up to them to ask them out?
    They are two forward.

    So how come girls like C, A, and P-Groove players being two forward?
    'Cause they're dashing.

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  • clue2025clue2025 Brazilian Jiu-jitsu player Joined: Posts: 2,805
    I swear I made the wake up uppercut joke awhile back in like 2004 when I was a noob eating them :wtf:
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