pherai, post: 2849294 wrote:
ugh some of these read like a statement of fact more than a joke. need more puns.
myleftshoe, post: 2849257 wrote:
That Vega one kicks ass!
Why does Yun always see double?
Too much Genai-GIN (alchohol :P)
How did Twelve pass his exam?
He just copied everyone else.
Why did Guile think he had a garuanteed win?
Because he heard Zangief was just gonna throw the whole match.
Why is Chunli so photogenic?
She has alot of frame advantage.
What does Guile have in common with sakura?
Both have flat tops.
How does Necro catch his second wind?
rexyaresexy, post: 2849300 wrote:
lmao is that tatsu on your av?
WTF-AKUMA-HAX wrote: »
pherai gouki dated gwen stefani in HighSchool. Thats why today she likes all things Japan.
Duncaaaaan, post: 2849280 wrote:
Warning, bad jokes:
What do Street fighter character's use to keep warm at night?
An electric blanka(t)
Which bad habit did vega die from?
Why did Ken punch the road?
He's a Street Fighter.
Why do PS3 owners hate Zangief?
A: Because most of his moves require a 360.
Most of them weren't mine.
Crazykat, post: 2849305 wrote:
Q. What did the mother Buffalo say to her son when he was about to leave?
Rabbit2k7, post: 2849269 wrote:
Ken and Ryu walk into a bar, Blanka ducks.
Fei Long is so bad he only pulls out his nunchucks after the fight is *over*
gmon37, post: 2849303 wrote:
why cant chun li get pregnant?
too many whiffed pokes.
sneakermaker, post: 2849245 wrote:
i've only heard of 3 street fighter jokes in my entire life, and i'm wondering if there are more/if anyone can come up with more???
1. People call me Hadoken because I'm down right fierce.
2. Ryu: Hey can I borrow some money? Ken: Shoryuken!
3. My alarm clock doesn't say the time when I wake up. It says "Uppercut".
TragicHero, post: 2849331 wrote:
What do you call Vega when he does nothing but block?
A ninja turtle.
i'm kinda drunk so sorry i know that one's lame hahaha
Miz, post: 2849338 wrote:
here is a street fighter pick up line:
damn girl...is your name denjin? cause you left me stunned!
what does crazy japanese fetish porn and RC electricity have in common?
....they both shock you unexpectedly
jimfoley16, post: 2849264 wrote:
Why can't Chun Li drive?
because she's a woman
Shiken, post: 2849340 wrote:
I'm not gonna lie, this totally caught me off guard. I lol'd heartily.
Bisonopolis, post: 2849336 wrote:
Why doesn't Zangief like movies.
Because he can't change the channel!
Ianskie, post: 2849343 wrote:
haha SF movie humor, probably the only funny scene in that whole film.