Street Fighter JOKES

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  • djchen011032djchen011032 Juri Worshipper Joined: Posts: 194
    LOL.
    *this is is lame*

    Guile's ultra
    "Here we go! 1, 2, STRIKE!" your OUT.
  • Predacon RampagePredacon Rampage Skullgirl Blood Joined: Posts: 404
    How many times does a Sumo spank their kid?

    100 times.


    What is Ken's favorite move?

    Shoryuken


    What do you need to install to play SF4 on your computer?

    A Spinning Pile Driver.


    Why is Ryu afraid of the dark?

    because when Akuma tucks him in, he turns off the lights.


    What is Cammy's favorite car brand?

    Cameron


    When can pigs fly?

    By doing a spinning kick


    Why is Dan bad in bed?

    It's just too small to be effective.
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    BB: Hazama Sub: Tager
  • foolkillerfoolkiller Joined: Posts: 27
    Myleftshoe, some of those are really brilliant, but i have to admit i LOL'd at "Raging disconnect".
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  • The Electrifying OneThe Electrifying One Coming4EVO Joined: Posts: 1,282
    What did the American Joystick say to the Japanese joystick?

    "HAPPy to meet ya"

    Whatd did the Japanese Joystick reply

    "Preased Semitsu"

    truly awful puns.
    Capcom Exec and co-producer of Streetfighter 2 in interview with Sega Saturn Magazine, 1998:
    "The Days when people really loved playing computers games has ended. This is mainly because of Sony. Sony has created a new era of light users who consider games to be just an everyday form of general entertainment- nothing special. The kind of games we used to see from Nintendo have gone. These are the games that children used to play, but now they don't."
    Capcom Exec and co-producer of Streetfighter 2 in interview with Sega Saturn Magazine, 1998:
    "The Days when people really loved playing computers games has ended. This is mainly because of Sony. Sony has created a new era of light users who consider games to be just an everyday form of general entertainment- nothing special. The kind of games we used to see from Nintendo have gone. These are the games that children used to play, but now they don't."
  • HarmoNazHarmoNaz SBO5 Team UK Joined: Posts: 1,397
    ^ nice :rofl:
    SF4 = scrub fighter 4, jab fighter 4, turtle fighter 4, mash fighter 4, down back fighter 4, shite fucker 4. To think a SUPER version is on its way... :crybaby: EDIT - Stop living in a cave - ULTRA version on the way. EDIT - Its dying. 3s standing strong(er)
  • pheraipherai LIVE FOREVER Joined: Posts: 11,885 mod
    ugh some of these read like a statement of fact more than a joke. need more puns.
    pherai gouki dated gwen stefani in HighSchool. Thats why today she likes all things Japan. smokin.gif
  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    Why does Gen hate Cinnamon Toast Crunch?




    Because he cannot taste what he cannot see.
    "I'm deeeeeaaaadd!" - Williams
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  • NNNNNNNN Neil Joined: Posts: 260
    That Vega one kicks ass!

    Why does Yun always see double?
    Too much Genai-GIN (alchohol :P)

    How did Twelve pass his exam?
    He just copied everyone else.


    Why is Chunli so photogenic?
    She has alot of frame advantage.




    How does Necro catch his second wind?
    Tornado hooks

    these are dope ones good stuff!!:rofl:
  • jchensorjchensor Salty Chen Joined: Posts: 1,934 admin
    How did Alex avoid total destruction at the Q&A session?
    He parried the Q.

    Why did Akuma always teleport when trying an EX Uppercut at the party with the spiked drinks?
    He hit too many punches.

    What's Yun's patented move for getting the attention of the ladies?
    You Hou.

    Why did the guy go to jail for buying SF: Anniversary Collection?
    'Cause he got his Third Strike.

    Why are girls put off by S, N, and K-Groove players running up to them to ask them out?
    They are two forward.

    So how come girls like C, A, and P-Groove players being two forward?
    'Cause they're dashing.

    - James
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    "We don't stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing." -- Doyle Brunson

    "Every time you win, it diminishes the fear a little bit. You never really cancel the fear of losing; you keep challenging it." -- Arthur Ashe

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  • clue2025clue2025 Brazilian Jiu-jitsu player Joined: Posts: 2,805
    I swear I made the wake up uppercut joke awhile back in like 2004 when I was a noob eating them :wtf:
    Sorry I am standing so far away...I don't want any of your game rubbing off on me
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  • AQUA-PURAAQUA-PURA @theasianloner Joined: Posts: 1,634
    Joke made by Kai: Why did Chun cross the road?

    To build meter.
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  • rexyaresexyrexyaresexy Training Mode Abuser Joined: Posts: 464
    ugh some of these read like a statement of fact more than a joke. need more puns.

    lmao is that tatsu on your av?
  • Saikyo JoeSaikyo Joe that awkward moment Joined: Posts: 2,458
    That Vega one kicks ass!

    Why does Yun always see double?
    Too much Genai-GIN (alchohol :P)

    How did Twelve pass his exam?
    He just copied everyone else.

    Why did Guile think he had a garuanteed win?
    Because he heard Zangief was just gonna throw the whole match.


    Why is Chunli so photogenic?
    She has alot of frame advantage.


    What does Guile have in common with sakura?
    Both have flat tops.


    How does Necro catch his second wind?
    Tornado hooks

    The Sakura one. :rofl:
    Saikyo Joe does whatever the hell Saikyo Joe wants to do - Luc

    The answer to your question is no.
  • SynchroMaxSynchroMax Joined: Posts: 136
    When Allen Walker plays SF, who does he main?
    -Akuma

    (anyone familiar with D.Gray-Man will get this)
  • gmon37gmon37 Seattle DOJO Master Joined: Posts: 481
    why cant chun li get pregnant?

    too many whiffed pokes.
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  • PaolochunPaolochun so that I / can say I'm on your side Joined: Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    "The secret to strength is daily training."
    Chun-Li Street Fighter V training mode
  • CrazykatCrazykat Ooopsie!!! Joined: Posts: 243
    Q. What did the mother Buffalo say to her son when he was about to leave?

    A. Bison




    I apologize! :confused:
    Super Turbo: Bison
    HD Remix: Bison & Dee Jay
    SSF4: Bison.
    SSF4 AE: Bison & Ken (Thanks T-Hawk)
    Kent: ULTRA THAT BITCH!!!!!
  • Saikyo JoeSaikyo Joe that awkward moment Joined: Posts: 2,458
    I kinda laughed.
    Saikyo Joe does whatever the hell Saikyo Joe wants to do - Luc

    The answer to your question is no.
  • vegavakvegavak Code: Pineapple Joined: Posts: 142
    Why did Chun Li cross the road?

    Because she was driving the wrong way.
  • pheraipherai LIVE FOREVER Joined: Posts: 11,885 mod
    lmao is that tatsu on your av?

    it was :rofl:
    pherai gouki dated gwen stefani in HighSchool. Thats why today she likes all things Japan. smokin.gif
  • SaikyoStudentSaikyoStudent M.O.D.O.F. Joined: Posts: 1,786
    Stolen from my roommate:

    Why did Ryu call Dhalsim a liar?
    Because he always stretches the truth.
  • Saikyo JoeSaikyo Joe that awkward moment Joined: Posts: 2,458
    Why does Abel always win?

    Cause he's willing and Abel.



    ... I suck.
    Saikyo Joe does whatever the hell Saikyo Joe wants to do - Luc

    The answer to your question is no.
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    What's Dhalsims favorite movie?

    Firestarter.
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  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    What's M. Bisons favorite movie?

    PSYCHO.
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  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Warning, bad jokes:


    What do Street fighter character's use to keep warm at night?
    An electric blanka(t)

    Which bad habit did vega die from?
    nose picking!

    Why did Ken punch the road?
    He's a Street Fighter.


    Why do PS3 owners hate Zangief?
    A: Because most of his moves require a 360.

    Most of them weren't mine.


    oh god i'm on the floor
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
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  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    This arcade needs to clean there cabs, theirs fucking Urien on screens.

    What is Jap slang for a fake fireball-
    a Hadon'tken

    Slang for A Groove-
    A button groove(ken, raiden, etc)

    How to shop like a pro gamer
    Go to the grocery story and buy some Combo snacks, Bread and Butter, and Pringles but don't get cheese or spam.
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • C RoydC Royd Joined: Posts: 1,781
    Q. What did the mother Buffalo say to her son when he was about to leave?

    A. Bison




    I apologize! :confused:


    that was fucking awesome. Don't deny it. You truly believed that joke would be funny. and as we all know, anything can be funny...

    ..if you believe
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  • Riot GuardRiot Guard Old School Joined: Posts: 3,904
    What did the cop say to Alex when he got arrested?

    You can't escape! - (in a gentle Michael Jackson voice)

    Why is Sagat in every Streetfighter?

    Because he's one of the best fightas fwum ah ova da world.
  • Riot GuardRiot Guard Old School Joined: Posts: 3,904
    Ken and Ryu walk into a bar, Blanka ducks.

    This is so bad I laughed harder inside than I would have if it wasn't bad.
  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG

    omfg
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • SimpleKissSimpleKiss Getting Hit in the Mouth Joined: Posts: 1,005
    Fei Long is so bad when someone told him to use Chicken Wing against Ryu... He went to KFC.

    Fei Long is so bad his flame kicks get put out by WATAHHH!

    Fei Long is so bad he thought a cross-up is a hairstyle.

    Fei Long is so bad he pressures his opponents by shaking their hand.

    Fei Long is so bad he only pulls out his nunchucks after the fight is *over*


    Why didnt Fei Long divorce his wife?

    He wanted to rekkancile.
    Damn it feels good to be a gangster (kitten)
  • EtelmikEtelmik Joined: Posts: 608
    Those Fei Long ones are great.

    (The Watah one may have come from the oldie, "What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?")
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Fei Long is so bad he only pulls out his nunchucks after the fight is *over*

    Haha. Now THAT'S a good one.
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • AQUA-PURAAQUA-PURA @theasianloner Joined: Posts: 1,634
    why cant chun li get pregnant?

    too many whiffed pokes.

    :rofl:
    Took me three seconds to get it, Too funny..
    "DingDangDoom... BITCH MAKE ROOM!" - DDD
  • DJ_SanDJ_San rendezvous? Joined: Posts: 1,536
    Why do new SF players so relaxed?

    They tend to let things slide.
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  • MonmiMonmi 09'er Doing it Wrong Joined: Posts: 50
    How do you do a Shoryuken in SF4?
    - :d: :r: :hp:

    What pick up line does Ryu use to get laid?
    - The answer lies in the heart of battle.
  • Fubar420ampFubar420amp Oh Word? Joined: Posts: 14
    i've only heard of 3 street fighter jokes in my entire life, and i'm wondering if there are more/if anyone can come up with more???

    1. People call me Hadoken because I'm down right fierce.
    2. Ryu: Hey can I borrow some money? Ken: Shoryuken!
    3. My alarm clock doesn't say the time when I wake up. It says "Uppercut".

    You have made my day for this i thank you.
  • xavioxavio ^^ Joined: Posts: 3
    "Why isn't daigo kicked out of tournaments?"

    "He'd parry the hits"

    ..Its kinda sf related.:)
  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    WOW goon one
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • Riot GuardRiot Guard Old School Joined: Posts: 3,904
    Why is Urien such a vain character?
    - He is always looking at his Aegis Reflection.

    Why is Ken so boastful?
    - Because he surrounds himself with underachievers (Sean).
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