Street Fighter JOKES

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  • AQUA-PURAAQUA-PURA @theasianloner Joined: Posts: 1,634
    Joke made by Kai: Why did Chun cross the road?

    To build meter.
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  • rexyaresexyrexyaresexy Training Mode Abuser Joined: Posts: 463
    ugh some of these read like a statement of fact more than a joke. need more puns.

    lmao is that tatsu on your av?
  • Saikyo JoeSaikyo Joe that awkward moment Joined: Posts: 2,458
    That Vega one kicks ass!

    Why does Yun always see double?
    Too much Genai-GIN (alchohol :P)

    How did Twelve pass his exam?
    He just copied everyone else.

    Why did Guile think he had a garuanteed win?
    Because he heard Zangief was just gonna throw the whole match.


    Why is Chunli so photogenic?
    She has alot of frame advantage.


    What does Guile have in common with sakura?
    Both have flat tops.


    How does Necro catch his second wind?
    Tornado hooks

    The Sakura one. :rofl:
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    The answer to your question is no.
  • SynchroMaxSynchroMax Joined: Posts: 136
    When Allen Walker plays SF, who does he main?
    -Akuma

    (anyone familiar with D.Gray-Man will get this)
  • gmon37gmon37 Seattle DOJO Master Joined: Posts: 481
    why cant chun li get pregnant?

    too many whiffed pokes.
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  • PaolochunPaolochun so that I / can say I'm on your side Joined: Posts: 11,330 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    "The secret to strength is daily training."
    Chun-Li Street Fighter V training mode
  • CrazykatCrazykat Ooopsie!!! Joined: Posts: 243
    Q. What did the mother Buffalo say to her son when he was about to leave?

    A. Bison




    I apologize! :confused:
    Super Turbo: Bison
    HD Remix: Bison & Dee Jay
    SSF4: Bison.
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  • Saikyo JoeSaikyo Joe that awkward moment Joined: Posts: 2,458
    I kinda laughed.
    Saikyo Joe does whatever the hell Saikyo Joe wants to do - Luc

    The answer to your question is no.
  • vegavakvegavak Code: Pineapple Joined: Posts: 142
    Why did Chun Li cross the road?

    Because she was driving the wrong way.
  • pheraipherai LIVE FOREVER Joined: Posts: 11,884 mod
    lmao is that tatsu on your av?

    it was :rofl:
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  • SaikyoStudentSaikyoStudent M.O.D.O.F. Joined: Posts: 1,786
    Stolen from my roommate:

    Why did Ryu call Dhalsim a liar?
    Because he always stretches the truth.
  • Saikyo JoeSaikyo Joe that awkward moment Joined: Posts: 2,458
    Why does Abel always win?

    Cause he's willing and Abel.



    ... I suck.
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    The answer to your question is no.
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    What's Dhalsims favorite movie?

    Firestarter.
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  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    What's M. Bisons favorite movie?

    PSYCHO.
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  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Warning, bad jokes:


    What do Street fighter character's use to keep warm at night?
    An electric blanka(t)

    Which bad habit did vega die from?
    nose picking!

    Why did Ken punch the road?
    He's a Street Fighter.


    Why do PS3 owners hate Zangief?
    A: Because most of his moves require a 360.

    Most of them weren't mine.


    oh god i'm on the floor
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
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  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    This arcade needs to clean there cabs, theirs fucking Urien on screens.

    What is Jap slang for a fake fireball-
    a Hadon'tken

    Slang for A Groove-
    A button groove(ken, raiden, etc)

    How to shop like a pro gamer
    Go to the grocery story and buy some Combo snacks, Bread and Butter, and Pringles but don't get cheese or spam.
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • C RoydC Royd Joined: Posts: 1,781
    Q. What did the mother Buffalo say to her son when he was about to leave?

    A. Bison




    I apologize! :confused:


    that was fucking awesome. Don't deny it. You truly believed that joke would be funny. and as we all know, anything can be funny...

    ..if you believe
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  • Riot GuardRiot Guard Old School Joined: Posts: 3,903
    What did the cop say to Alex when he got arrested?

    You can't escape! - (in a gentle Michael Jackson voice)

    Why is Sagat in every Streetfighter?

    Because he's one of the best fightas fwum ah ova da world.
  • Riot GuardRiot Guard Old School Joined: Posts: 3,903
    Ken and Ryu walk into a bar, Blanka ducks.

    This is so bad I laughed harder inside than I would have if it wasn't bad.
  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG

    omfg
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • SimpleKissSimpleKiss Getting Hit in the Mouth Joined: Posts: 1,005
    Fei Long is so bad when someone told him to use Chicken Wing against Ryu... He went to KFC.

    Fei Long is so bad his flame kicks get put out by WATAHHH!

    Fei Long is so bad he thought a cross-up is a hairstyle.

    Fei Long is so bad he pressures his opponents by shaking their hand.

    Fei Long is so bad he only pulls out his nunchucks after the fight is *over*


    Why didnt Fei Long divorce his wife?

    He wanted to rekkancile.
    Damn it feels good to be a gangster (kitten)
  • EtelmikEtelmik Joined: Posts: 608
    Those Fei Long ones are great.

    (The Watah one may have come from the oldie, "What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?")
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Fei Long is so bad he only pulls out his nunchucks after the fight is *over*

    Haha. Now THAT'S a good one.
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • AQUA-PURAAQUA-PURA @theasianloner Joined: Posts: 1,634
    why cant chun li get pregnant?

    too many whiffed pokes.

    :rofl:
    Took me three seconds to get it, Too funny..
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  • DJ_SanDJ_San rendezvous? Joined: Posts: 1,536
    Why do new SF players so relaxed?

    They tend to let things slide.
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  • MonmiMonmi 09'er Doing it Wrong Joined: Posts: 50
    How do you do a Shoryuken in SF4?
    - :d: :r: :hp:

    What pick up line does Ryu use to get laid?
    - The answer lies in the heart of battle.
  • Fubar420ampFubar420amp Oh Word? Joined: Posts: 14
    i've only heard of 3 street fighter jokes in my entire life, and i'm wondering if there are more/if anyone can come up with more???

    1. People call me Hadoken because I'm down right fierce.
    2. Ryu: Hey can I borrow some money? Ken: Shoryuken!
    3. My alarm clock doesn't say the time when I wake up. It says "Uppercut".

    You have made my day for this i thank you.
  • xavioxavio ^^ Joined: Posts: 3
    "Why isn't daigo kicked out of tournaments?"

    "He'd parry the hits"

    ..Its kinda sf related.:)
  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    WOW goon one
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • Riot GuardRiot Guard Old School Joined: Posts: 3,903
    Why is Urien such a vain character?
    - He is always looking at his Aegis Reflection.

    Why is Ken so boastful?
    - Because he surrounds himself with underachievers (Sean).
  • TragicHeroTragicHero Cammy...that is all. Joined: Posts: 730
    What do Ryu and Ken like to drink before a fight?
    Dragon Punch.

    How did Cammy beat Ryu and Ken?
    She cannon spiked their dragon punch.
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  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    :u: LoL. I like those, especially the 2nd one because it works as a fighting game technique too [unless it's ST and :lp: Shoryu's].
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  • TragicHeroTragicHero Cammy...that is all. Joined: Posts: 730
    What do you call Vega when he does nothing but block?

    A ninja turtle.

    i'm kinda drunk so sorry i know that one's lame hahaha
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  • MonmiMonmi 09'er Doing it Wrong Joined: Posts: 50
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Akuma gets scared and does the Running Demon when he fights Chuck Norris.
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  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Evo is either a fighting game championships

    OR

    a gathering of the world's worst drivers.
  • BisonopolisBisonopolis It was Tuesday! Joined: Posts: 1,180
    What do you call Vega when he does nothing but block?

    A ninja turtle.

    i'm kinda drunk so sorry i know that one's lame hahaha


    I laughed
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  • BisonopolisBisonopolis It was Tuesday! Joined: Posts: 1,180
    Why doesn't Zangief like movies.






    Because he can't change the channel!
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    SSF4 - M.Bison , Vega.
  • DaDesiCanadianDaDesiCanadian orangecat av! Joined: Posts: 6,901
    Ryu, Ken, and Guile walk into some bar.

    They save it for FADC.
    Originally Posted by Mihai
    LOL Also, 99% implies there are at least 100 people that know me you tard. You really should invest in a proper education instead of being a bum.
  • MizMiz Joined: Posts: 21
    here is a street fighter pick up line:

    damn girl...is your name denjin? cause you left me stunned!

    *drum loop*

    what does crazy japanese fetish porn and RC electricity have in common?

    ....they both shock you unexpectedly

    *drum loop*

    lol
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  • Brillo Da ScrubBrillo Da Scrub Joined: Posts: 60
    here is a street fighter pick up line:

    damn girl...is your name denjin? cause you left me stunned!

    *drum loop*

    what does crazy japanese fetish porn and RC electricity have in common?

    ....they both shock you unexpectedly

    *drum loop*

    lol


    i've NEVER felt cooler hahahaha
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  • ShikenShiken Est. 2006 Joined: Posts: 90
    Why can't Chun Li drive?

    because she's a woman
    I'm not gonna lie, this totally caught me off guard. I lol'd heartily. :rofl:
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  • AQUA-PURAAQUA-PURA @theasianloner Joined: Posts: 1,634
    I'm not gonna lie, this totally caught me off guard. I lol'd heartily. :rofl:

    :confused:
    Am I missing something?
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  • gmon37gmon37 Seattle DOJO Master Joined: Posts: 481
    Why are guile matches always the most intense?


    -They always start with a boom!



    Why wouldnt blanka last 30 seconds on the battlefield?


    -hes green
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    SFV: Guile, Urien, Nash

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  • IanskieIanskie Keep Watch Joined: Posts: 562
    Why doesn't Zangief like movies.






    Because he can't change the channel!

    haha SF movie humor, probably the only funny scene in that whole film.
  • IanskieIanskie Keep Watch Joined: Posts: 562
    here is my own lame one:

    Q: What is Zangief's tool of choice to complete a job?
    A: A pile driver
  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    haha SF movie humor, probably the only funny scene in that whole film.

    That whole film was laughs. And it was also awesome, even with all its inaccuracies.
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • TweleveTweleve fuccboi Joined: Posts: 7,643
    How can you NOT like the sf movie =/
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  • IanskieIanskie Keep Watch Joined: Posts: 562
    :u:

    It's not that I don't like the movie. Trust me, I enjoy the hell out of it every time I see it. It's just a terrible movie itself IMO.
  • BisonopolisBisonopolis It was Tuesday! Joined: Posts: 1,180
    best movie evar IMO






    not rly.
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    SSF4 - M.Bison , Vega.
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