Street Fighter JOKES

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  • WarpticonWarpticon Main otaku of SRK #2 Joined: Posts: 9,968
    (3:24:46 PM) Sabator: do any sf games have chars that can lay traps
    (3:24:58 PM) bellreisa: yeah, hugo
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  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Why will Mokoto never go on a date with fei Long again?
    Because he has a one inch...
    It takes skill to be this Random
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  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    http://jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/data/xzibit-yo-dawg/xzibit-happy.jpg

    Yo dawg, I herd you liek Smash bros, so we put a key in yo console so you can stay free while you stay free.


    Yo dawg, I herd you like online play, so we put sasuage on yo shoulders so you can drop links while you drop links.


    Yo dawg, I herd you liek flowcharts so we put a DP in yo bed so you can wakeup shoryu while you wakeup shoryu.


    Yo dawg, I herd you like shotos so we put a stick in yo stick so you can shoot fire while you shoot fire.
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  • nano5896nano5896 BlightedAgent Joined: Posts: 282
    This thread made me laugh.

    Why was Ken impressed by Sakura?

    Because Sakura Shouoken her moves
  • MarkisrealMarkisreal Joined: Posts: 168
    Why would Chun-Li be good at soccer

    Cuz she has good footsies
  • Rex0rRex0r Do smart stuff Joined: Posts: 2,731
    Girl was like the machine cuz her body was bangin.

    /blowed >_<
  • PatakaReadaPatakaReada Over Flowers Joined: Posts: 1,458
    Kind of a bad joke.

    Why does Zelda like Street Fighter 2 (or 4?)

    Because it's got lots of "Hard Links"
    "The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away. But not Hip-Hop yo"
  • EtherGKEtherGK What a Job this izzz Joined: Posts: 60
    Why was Bisons father ashamed of him?

    He realized that he had a Bi-son.

    And that his nickname was Dic.
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Not necessarily jokes but will make your fights more entertaining.
    what it sounds like characters say:
    Cammy: Can of Sprite (dsp gets credit in that one)
    Sagat:Tiger crotch

    Why is Ken jealous of ryu?
    Cause he's always sure-ryu-can

    yeah i know, epic fail lol
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Why couldn't Balrog compete in the X-Games?

    Because someone stole his Bike Money.
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  • gmon37gmon37 Seattle DOJO Master Joined: Posts: 481
    Why was Bisons father ashamed of him?

    He realized that he had a Bi-son.

    And that his nickname was Dic.

    WIN:rofl:
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  • Killer_JigglypuffKiller_Jigglypuff Trying really hard Joined: Posts: 7,668
    Why is T. Hawk banned in coastal regions?

    Because he's always causing typhoons.

    What do you call a scrub Chun Li?

    Chun Free

    What do you call a scrub Ibuki?

    Freebuki

    What do you call a scrub C. Viper?

    Free Viper

    What's Balrog's favorite zoo exhibit?

    The Turtles

    Why is Adon's car insurance so expensive?

    Because he has a Jaguar

    What would you call Guile if he ever strapped a bomb to his penis?

    A Flash Explosion

    Why was Akuma so unimpressed by Portal?

    Because he already knows how to teleport.

    What do you call a slutty ninja?

    Ibuki
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  • branbertbranbert Joined: Posts: 5
    Q:Why did Ryu leave his meter at home, when having dinner with his girlfriend?
    A:He didn't want to bring up his EX
  • .Cobra.Cobra Winds Of Madness Joined: Posts: 2,554
    Why couldn't Balrog compete in the X-Games?

    Because someone stole his Bike Money.

    So obvious but so gold. :D

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  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Anyone got anymore good Chun jokes? That one about her destroying the car in two seconds by parking it just slays me still. So good.
    :eek: -"They ate what from a cup!?"
  • junkyleejunkylee Joined: Posts: 24
    Whats a different word for hadoken?
    FIRE FROM MY HANDS ( I know its a sentence)
  • wepeelwepeel Blanka is my only hope Joined: Posts: 1,180
    Why does Bison avoid the gym?

    He still has Knee Press Nightmares...
    do you believe I would take such a thing with me, and give it to a police man

    -find the truth on page 318 of the Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2
  • wepeelwepeel Blanka is my only hope Joined: Posts: 1,180
    Ok ok I gotta try out these other ones...



    What's Fei Long's favorite day of the week?

    Day of Rekkaning



    What was Adon's favorite childhood activity?

    Jaguar SLEEPOVER!



    What's T.Hawk's favorite sport?

    Skateboarding, obviously...
    do you believe I would take such a thing with me, and give it to a police man

    -find the truth on page 318 of the Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2
  • PinkPwnageFrenzyPinkPwnageFrenzy ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Joined: Posts: 186
    How did Seth react when he saw Zangief spamming headbutts?
    He was stunned.

    Why does Sakura like Ryu so much?
    cr.hk swept her off her feet.

    Why would Rose make a terrible doctor?
    She asks "Are you alright?" then violently throws you.

    Why hasn't Dudley gotten his car back?
    No seriously, why?

    Why was Dudley pursued by the cops?
    It was reported he had blow and uppers.
    GT: FrenzyTEC
  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    How did Seth react when he saw Zangief spamming headbutts?
    He was stunned.

    Why does Sakura like Ryu so much?
    cr.hk swept her off her feet.

    Why would Rose make a terrible doctor?
    She asks "Are you alright?" then violently throws you.

    Why hasn't Dudley gotten his car back?
    No seriously, why?

    Why was Dudley pursued by the cops?
    It was reported he had blow and uppers.

    very very nice
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • got Potentialgot Potential Dallas Cowboys FAN Joined: Posts: 133
    Why do guys like to watch you're girlfriend play as C. Viper?

    A. because she can Super Jump Cancel on a stick. hehehe
    Smash n pass. . . nuff said
  • Mo0NsMo0Ns Just like Cap but better. Joined: Posts: 443
    Why does it look like Chun Li has a tight twat?

    Because shes Asian

    How could this hilarious joke go unnoticed? i lol'd.

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  • dood23dood23 Mix-up Amateur Joined: Posts: 106
    Why does Abel never win a tournament?

    Because he gets thrown out everytime he's on a roll
  • WydeWyde Joined: Posts: 206
    How can you tell Oro likes s&m over oral?
    He always prefers Feirce Punch over head:xeye:

    I laughed worryingly hard at this one. I'm now inspired to make an Adon joke on the spot.

    Overheard from one of Adon's many crippled opponents:
    "Is that your Rising Jaguar technique? Or are you just happy to see me?"
    I'm only good at Soulcalibur V. =[
  • Laser GazelleLaser Gazelle Joined: Posts: 26
    So a preist, a Rabbi, and Q all walk into a bar. The priest tells the bartender,
    ?I?ve accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior?
    ?Uh..Ok. You gonna buy a drink??
    ?Yeah, I?ll have some Red Wine.?
    And the Rabbi goes to the bartender and says,
    ?I?ve yet to find someone worthy enough to accept as my lord and savior?
    ?Alright, You gonna buy a drink??
    ?Yeah, give me some beer?
    And then Q goes up to the bartender and says,
    "HrmmffRuhMfffrmrr."
  • Froggy the hoboFroggy the hobo Joined: Posts: 12
    These are awesome.

    I only have one for now.

    What is Rufus's favorite thing to eat in bed?

    -Candy


    oohohohoho
    Mains: JAGA BINGO!

    "Just how many Hadoken throwers are there, anyways?" -Fei Long
  • JalenSRKJalenSRK ~BlackCharizard~ Joined: Posts: 3,598
    a friend of mine had this TE stick and one night his niece got yogurt all in the sockets and everywhere. he posted it here on srk and someone said

    - hmm. looks like you had a yogurt catastrophe!

    and one really cheesy one happend in conversion about making a joke.

    so two guys meet up, one bought a ryu action figure, the other a ken one.

    first guy: hey look at this ryu toy i got, pretty cool huh?
    second guy: hey that's sick! i got this ken toy.
    1st: omg can i see your ken toy?! He's my favorite character!!
    2nd: hey, if you show me ryu, I'll SHOW YOU KEN!!!

    lame i know. haha.
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  • JalenSRKJalenSRK ~BlackCharizard~ Joined: Posts: 3,598
    my friend is making up garbage ones on the spot over xbox live to me

    how come ryu can't be in Modern Warfare 2?
    because he's from CampCom.
    SSFIV AE - M. Bison. Counterpicks with Boxer.
    UMvC3 - Nemesis (Rocket Launcher) Dante (Jam Session) Wesker (Samurai Edge) ALT - Taskmaster (H arrows)
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  • GomuGomuGomuGomu Strider Sucks Joined: Posts: 9,503
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    He was low on health and had to get the turtle.

    ZING!!
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  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    These are awesome.

    I only have one for now.

    What is Rufus's favorite thing to eat in bed?

    -Candy


    oohohohoho

    vey very nice
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    Why do female gamers use TE sticks?
    Cause they get angry while on the pad.

    How come nobody tries to say Fei's last name?
    They heard it was long.

    Why is it hard to get a hold of Dhalsim?
    He's always in his yoga tower.
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    you got a knack for good puns.
    "I'm deeeeeaaaadd!" - Williams
    UMVC3: Shehulk/Haggar/Thor
    SSF4: Seth, Gen, Zangief
    KOFXIII: Kim Team, Ikari Warriors, Hwa/98 Kyo/Raiden
  • jameswalton101jameswalton101 Joined: Posts: 396
    I stumbled upon this definition of a shoryuken written by jeffhadoukenmaster.

    Shoryuken:
    During a blowjob, at the hardest point of your erection hold your cock down and point it downward then let it go and let the cock fling up and hit her on the chin. At this point you yell SHORYUKEN!
    Trish was sucking my cock last night and i gave her the meanest shoryuken of her life
    James Walton
  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    My EXgf gave great Skullomania skills
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • animatorguy2animatorguy2 Joined: Posts: 9
    Why is Rufus so fat?

    Because he eats Candy every night :rofl:
  • animatorguy2animatorguy2 Joined: Posts: 9
    Why did gouken start shooting lightning out of his arms?

    He has chun-lis legs on his arms.

    This wasn't a joke, its a fact
  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    Yo mama so fat Dhalsim had to teleport twice to get around her.

    Yo mama so nasty Blanka fought her and thought it was a mirror match.
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • animatorguy2animatorguy2 Joined: Posts: 9
    I got another joke


    Ryu players that try and get read tatsu's through hadokens accross the map
  • KarimlooKarimloo Joined: Posts: 662
    I remember a Street Fighter IV mod where it turned Ryu or Ken into the Joker.

    "HEY BATS! HAVE A COUPLE OF HA-HA-HADOKENS WHAHAHAHA"
  • animatorguy2animatorguy2 Joined: Posts: 9
    i get it?
  • animatorguy2animatorguy2 Joined: Posts: 9
    "Street Fighter 4.

    There, I mad a million jokes in one cause that game is a joke." by Siberianhusky89


    Your on a website called shoryuken.com and you say that, really?
  • OnlyMostlyTerribleOnlyMostlyTerrible Joined: Posts: 99
    What fighting discipline does a person playing Sagat with a controller practice?

    Pad Thai

    Also works for Adon lol
  • Uno_KenUno_Ken HO HO HO Joined: Posts: 457
    what would Fei Long make if he was a cook at a Chinese restaurant?

    KUNG POW CHICKEN.
  • Alternate275Alternate275 ★TOURNEY HOST★ Joined: Posts: 1,032
    Wow :rofl:
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  • Alternate275Alternate275 ★TOURNEY HOST★ Joined: Posts: 1,032
    Wow :rofl:
    "Proud representative & overseer of Crew Round 2" :D
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  • MaiestasMaiestas Dea Joined: Posts: 2
    Why does Bison love to stomp on people?

    To DEMONstrate his superiority.
  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    What happened to this thread?


    leftshoe, give us some help man.
    "I'm deeeeeaaaadd!" - Williams
    UMVC3: Shehulk/Haggar/Thor
    SSF4: Seth, Gen, Zangief
    KOFXIII: Kim Team, Ikari Warriors, Hwa/98 Kyo/Raiden
  • jchensorjchensor Salty Chen Joined: Posts: 1,934 admin
    Yo mama so fat Dhalsim had to teleport twice to get around her.

    Yo' mama so fat that Zangief can SPD her from anywhere.

    Yo' mama so fat that it takes Chun Li 17 head stomps to get over her.

    Yo' mama so fat that I can only do close-up moves against her.

    Yo' mama so fat that Bison needs to travel for 10 seconds to head stomp her.

    Yo' mama so fat that Rufus saw her and said, "Yo, she's fat!"

    - James
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  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    oh no you didn't
    Yo mama arms so hairy, her pits look like Blanka in a Headlock
    Yo mama so hungry she consumed Seths powers.

    more to come if i can fit in this 60 hour work week
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Your so salty after your lost ELF would not eat it.
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
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