Street Fighter JOKES

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  • NikkowarNikkowar Insane Psychopath Joined: Posts: 840
    What did Dr. Abel say to his patient as he was about to begin cleaning their teeth?

    SEY-AHHH!!!!

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  • akashwanakashwan A True Amigo Joined: Posts: 797
    awesome thread!

    here is a lame one:

    why did El Fuerte's kitchen burn?

    His quesadilla bombed
    SF4: El Fuerte

    El Fuerte to Akuma: "You're so quiet. You must not have many amigos. I'll be your friend!"
  • Cee DizzyCee Dizzy The shit I don't like Joined: Posts: 3,408
    awesome thread!

    here is a lame one:

    why did El Fuerte's kitchen burn?

    His quesadilla bombed

    lol. thats silly.

    Here's one I heard from school: What does a male porno star and Blanka have in common? Their balls are a big part of their game. lol no homo
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  • Francys PaiFrancys Pai ☆ Resident Cynic ☆ Joined: Posts: 5,085
    One thought up by me and my other half:

    What's Bison's favourite kind of music?
    (Psycho) Power Metal.

    *prepares for the tomato-throwing for such a bad one XD*
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  • NikkowarNikkowar Insane Psychopath Joined: Posts: 840
    One thought up by me and my other half:

    What's Bison's favourite kind of music?
    (Psycho) Power Metal.

    *prepares for the tomato-throwing for such a bad one XD*

    *throws tomato!* Oh crap, I think that one had ice in it!
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  • AOS-AOS- C Joined: Posts: 3,269
    Is it just me or does Guile's US voice seem to say "Tiger Floss" rather than "Flash Kick"? (that wasn't a joke btw)


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  • Little_GotenLittle_Goten No seriously, what the heck's a Kakarot? Joined: Posts: 5,608
    [Terrible Joke Alert]

    1. How many scrubs does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Three. One to quit halfway through, another to lag the procedure, and a third to complain that the light bulb was too cheap.

    [/Terrible Joke Alert]
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  • Francys PaiFrancys Pai ☆ Resident Cynic ☆ Joined: Posts: 5,085
    [Terrible Joke Alert]

    1. How many scrubs does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Three. One to quit halfway through, another to lag the procedure, and a third to complain that the light bulb was too cheap.

    [/Terrible Joke Alert]

    This. Amazing stuff XD
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  • Miss DarknessMiss Darkness Kimiko :3 Joined: Posts: 507
    [Terrible Joke Alert]

    1. How many scrubs does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Three. One to quit halfway through, another to lag the procedure, and a third to complain that the light bulb was too cheap.

    [/Terrible Joke Alert]

    Sigged , freakin Awesome XD
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  • Little_GotenLittle_Goten No seriously, what the heck's a Kakarot? Joined: Posts: 5,608
    Wow, people liked that. Holy shit.
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    Retiring from fighting games, at least temporarily. My execution sucks.
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  • Bob SagatBob Sagat Akuma Thurman Joined: Posts: 1,547
    I didn't laugh out loud, but I do think it was good.
    Roald Dhalsim
  • HarmoNazHarmoNaz SBO5 Team UK Joined: Posts: 1,403
    Eliza: Hey Honey, I'm really sorry but I can't go see you fight at the tournament tonight. I can't walk.

    Ken: YOU SWORE-YU-KAN!
    Dunno why but that made me laugh :)
    SF4 = scrub fighter 4, jab fighter 4, turtle fighter 4, mash fighter 4, down back fighter 4, shite fucker 4. To think a SUPER version is on its way... :crybaby: EDIT - Stop living in a cave - ULTRA version on the way. EDIT - Its dying. 3s standing strong(er)
  • NikkowarNikkowar Insane Psychopath Joined: Posts: 840
    Blue Blanka was on stage performing when Green Blanka came in, doing the same routine. Blue Blanka ran to him and yelled,"STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY THUNDER!"

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  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Ryu speaking "of course I don't want to have sex with Sakura, but HADOKEN anytime"
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  • vertoxzvertoxz Joined: Posts: 1,262
    :u: lolol that was good, haven't heard that before.
  • TNBTNB Bye. Joined: Posts: 1,180
    *Chun Li enters room*
    Skills and attitude prove worth as a player, not the internet.
  • HarmoNazHarmoNaz SBO5 Team UK Joined: Posts: 1,403
    Umm, I'll have a go :sweat:


    Did you hear about the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman that joined the new cast of SSF4?
    It was a fucking joke...
    SF4 = scrub fighter 4, jab fighter 4, turtle fighter 4, mash fighter 4, down back fighter 4, shite fucker 4. To think a SUPER version is on its way... :crybaby: EDIT - Stop living in a cave - ULTRA version on the way. EDIT - Its dying. 3s standing strong(er)
  • long island jokelong island joke LI Djokovic Joined: Posts: 138
    street fighter iv
    I think, therefore I stink. - my sf4 mantra
  • saiyen7saiyen7 Joined: Posts: 57
    What Fight Stick is better than Sanwa or Seimitsu by far?

    The New Hakan Oil Stick Tournament Edition!!!!!!
    Theres Olive Oil inside the ball top, LOL!!!!

    Sorry but we need Hakan Jokes :wtf:
  • vertoxzvertoxz Joined: Posts: 1,262
    We do?

    I always thought Hakan was a joke as is already.
  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    Why Does Seth hate doing the Ultra?
    Makes his stomach turn

    Why is manual tapping a thing of the past?
    Because plinking is buffer!

    Why are Seth's sonic booms cheaper than guile's?
    They're free of charge

    Why does Seth's car SUCK so much?
    Runs on a tandem engine

    Why do people think C Vipers a coward?
    They heard every match she cancels.

    Why are fighting games so depressing?
    They're always broken down into tiers (tears)

    Why is it bad to crouch an overhead?
    Makes you a sitting duck :P

    eh.. Hakan is difficult to work with...

    Why is Hakan always prepared for his matches?
    He wakes up oily in the morning.
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    that took every brain cell i had
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  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    SONIC BOOBS!!!


    FLASH TITS!!!


    i tried to come up with a joke but couldnt.. :sweat:


    Flash tits would be nice..... I wanted R.Mika
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  • SillenderSillender run stop short Joined: Posts: 290
    Why are the french fighters so hard to beat?

    Cause they're remy and abel
    (ready and able)
  • AOS-AOS- C Joined: Posts: 3,269
    Flash tits would be nice....

    I Agree.


    6 of the World's Greatest Composer RSVP to a Symphony taking place downtown. They walk in, 4 seconds later they got kick out of the building badly bruised. They were shocked as to what they saw in the building.
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  • Hermit_NaiiHermit_Naii ╬ ● Apotheosis Joined: Posts: 363
    Why should Sagat wear joint pads?


    Because he has Tigers Knees.

    *zonk!*

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  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    Just when I can't think of any good puns, myleftshoe comes and makes a post


    Good stuff.
    "I'm deeeeeaaaadd!" - Williams
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    SSF4: Seth, Gen, Zangief
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  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Sagat was fired as a Vetenarian yesterday, because every animal case he got, he tried to give them a tiger shot!
  • gmon37gmon37 Seattle DOJO Master Joined: Posts: 481
    why is blanka jealous of cammys skills at their friendly neighborhood pool?

    -because she does buffer cannon balls..:sweat:



    a joke from earlier that i changed a little,


    why is chun still a virgin?

    guys are afraid to get close so all they do is whiff pokes in bed.
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    SFV: Guile, Urien, Nash

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  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    Why are street fighters good travel agents?
    They have trip guards.


    Why did Sagat get fired from bartending?
    He'd feed everyone tiger shots till they were unconscious.


    What'd Sagat say to the guy that mutilated his face?
    "I got my eye on you--no seriously there's some on your shoulder..."
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • Francys PaiFrancys Pai ☆ Resident Cynic ☆ Joined: Posts: 5,085
    Why would Ibuki be good at forensics?

    Because she's always on the scene!
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  • Francys PaiFrancys Pai ☆ Resident Cynic ☆ Joined: Posts: 5,085
    Why would Ibuki be good at forensics?

    Because she's always on the scene!
    MVY. Francys Pai | Eternal Blaze - Mad Vega Yomi forever <3
    "When one looks like glass, everything else looks to be made of stone."

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  • Little_GotenLittle_Goten No seriously, what the heck's a Kakarot? Joined: Posts: 5,608
    Why would Ibuki be good at forensics?

    Because she's always on the scene!

    lol, good one.
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    Retiring from fighting games, at least temporarily. My execution sucks.
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  • focushinfocushin Joined: Posts: 88
    I hate playing Sakura players online...


    They always reset!

    or

    Why can't Sakura get stronger?

    She always resets
  • PaperPaper Bowser Joined: Posts: 1,674
    Did you hear about that Black Juri that went to court in the south?

    Long story short, it ended with a hung jury
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  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Why can't Abel run a marathon in SSf4? Because he gets Breathless.
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    Rumor has it a record deal has been made with the Street Fighters to remake some of Michael Jackson's greatest hits. It's been said the gangs already gone to work on the first album. A list of unconfimed songs include:

    - 'Become Another Part of Me' by Seth
    - 'Dirty Dictator' by Cammy White
    - 'Leave me Alone' by Dudley
    - 'Off the Ground' by Ken Masters
    - 'Man in the Jungle' by Blanka
    - 'Bad' by Dan Hibiki
    - 'I Just Can't Stop Stalking You' by Sakura Kasugano
    - 'Smooth Criminal' by Cody Travers
    - 'Want To Be Fighting Something' by Ryu

    And many more....






    P.S. this joke isn't meant to riducule the late great King of Pop. It's only meant to put a Sf twist on his legenday music.
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  • Saikyo JoeSaikyo Joe that awkward moment Joined: Posts: 2,458
    Why can't Dan keep a woman satisfied?

    His projectile lacks distance.
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    The answer to your question is no.
  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    "Damm son You must work for Jimmy Dean, because you have mad links"
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • TNBTNB Bye. Joined: Posts: 1,180
    Dan once attempted to play the "Bash the Car" bonus stage on ST. The car somehow managed to ko him.
    Skills and attitude prove worth as a player, not the internet.
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