Street Fighter JOKES

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  • AvidistAvidist Human/Machine Joined: Posts: 135
    Why didn't Chun Li talk about her one night stand with Vega?

    Because what happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas

    Should be, "Why didn't Ken talk about his one night stand with Vega?"
    Slip-shod ca-va-lier...

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  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    I like # 2. lol
  • SetaSeta bcchoi Joined: Posts: 141
    What do you call Chun Li when she cracks jokes?
    Fun Li

    What does DJ wear to bed?
    PJs
  • LazirLazir Joined: Posts: 174
    warning bad jokes ahead

    Dan Hibiki
  • Saikyo JoeSaikyo Joe that awkward moment Joined: Posts: 2,458
    Why can't Dan keep up with Sakura?

    He suffers from Projectile Disfunction.
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    The answer to your question is no.
  • ChromecakesChromecakes C.VIPEEEERRRRR Joined: Posts: 166
    Should be, "Why didn't Ken talk about his one night stand with Vega?"

    More like, why didn't Boxer talk about his one night stand with Vega in SF2?
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Why is Oro chicken?



    Because he does the chicken combo.
  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    What do you call it when an opponent runs out of ideas?



    Fighter's Block
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  • TragicHeroTragicHero Cammy...that is all. Joined: Posts: 730
    Why couldn't Ryu do a Tornado Throw?


    He just wasn't Abel.
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  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    What do you call Chun Li when she cracks jokes?
    Fun Li

    What does DJ wear to bed?
    PJs

    What is Chun Li called in bed
    Fun Li
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  • MarkisrealMarkisreal Joined: Posts: 168
    What is Chun Li called in bed
    Fun Li

    What is Chun Li called if she was ever a Male Pornstar

    "Well Hung" Li
  • Shazaam1205Shazaam1205 Jungle Boy Joined: Posts: 10
    So Ryu has a friend that he hangs out with sometimes. His name is Lou. Lou likes to buy magic tricks and jokes from a local magic shop. One day, he bought a spinning bowtie. He knew Ryu liked the things he bought from the magic shop, so he decided so show him. He found Ryu walking alone in the mountains. "Hey Ryu", he shouted, "Check this out." His bowtie then began to spin and make a silly sound. Ryu, in a state of disbelief shouted, "HEY LOU THAT'S WACKY!".:razz:
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    Why is Sim, T.Hawks favorite bartender?
    Because Sim makes the best fire water on earth.
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  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    Why did the n00b keep pausing the game?
    He wanted to practice option selecting.

    Why are street fighter player so good at jenga?
    hella block stun.

    what does vega fix his head gear with?
    masking tape.

    Why isn't Gen good at politics?
    He keeps switching his stance.

    What did Sagat say to Zangief when he first saw his scars?
    "wow Ryu really beat the shit outta you!"

    Cody had a wake up move Bingo was it's name-o...
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Now thats good shit
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  • gmon37gmon37 Seattle DOJO Master Joined: Posts: 481

    Cody had a wake up move Bingo was it's name-o...


    i loled at work.. great stuff.
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  • mattyconmattycon o.Honda owns! Joined: Posts: 27
    Q. How many months are in a Street Fighter's year?
    A. Twelve.

    :bluu: This ruined my life
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  • kataridragonkataridragon My DP is 8+triangle Joined: Posts: 1,037
    What did Ken say to Ryu when Ryu asked to borrow his car?

    SURE-U-CAN!!!

    I dont know if this concept is new but its funny anyways.
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  • vertoxzvertoxz Joined: Posts: 1,262
    Wow never heard that one before.
  • Francys PaiFrancys Pai ☆ Resident Cynic ☆ Joined: Posts: 5,085
    Why did the n00b keep pausing the game?
    He wanted to practice option selecting.

    Why are street fighter player so good at jenga?
    hella block stun.

    what does vega fix his head gear with?
    masking tape.

    Why isn't Gen good at politics?
    He keeps switching his stance.

    What did Sagat say to Zangief when he first saw his scars?
    "wow Ryu really beat the shit outta you!"

    Cody had a wake up move Bingo was it's name-o...

    I think this set of jokes wins the thread :rofl:
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  • WarpticonWarpticon Main otaku of SRK #2 Joined: Posts: 9,968
    (3:24:46 PM) Sabator: do any sf games have chars that can lay traps
    (3:24:58 PM) bellreisa: yeah, hugo
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  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Why will Mokoto never go on a date with fei Long again?
    Because he has a one inch...
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  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    http://jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/data/xzibit-yo-dawg/xzibit-happy.jpg

    Yo dawg, I herd you liek Smash bros, so we put a key in yo console so you can stay free while you stay free.


    Yo dawg, I herd you like online play, so we put sasuage on yo shoulders so you can drop links while you drop links.


    Yo dawg, I herd you liek flowcharts so we put a DP in yo bed so you can wakeup shoryu while you wakeup shoryu.


    Yo dawg, I herd you like shotos so we put a stick in yo stick so you can shoot fire while you shoot fire.
    "I'm deeeeeaaaadd!" - Williams
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    SSF4: Seth, Gen, Zangief
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  • nano5896nano5896 BlightedAgent Joined: Posts: 282
    This thread made me laugh.

    Why was Ken impressed by Sakura?

    Because Sakura Shouoken her moves
  • MarkisrealMarkisreal Joined: Posts: 168
    Why would Chun-Li be good at soccer

    Cuz she has good footsies
  • Rex0rRex0r Do smart stuff Joined: Posts: 2,731
    Girl was like the machine cuz her body was bangin.

    /blowed >_<
  • PatakaReadaPatakaReada Over Flowers Joined: Posts: 1,458
    Kind of a bad joke.

    Why does Zelda like Street Fighter 2 (or 4?)

    Because it's got lots of "Hard Links"
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  • EtherGKEtherGK What a Job this izzz Joined: Posts: 60
    Why was Bisons father ashamed of him?

    He realized that he had a Bi-son.

    And that his nickname was Dic.
  • SystemSystem Joined: Posts: 508,676 admin
    Not necessarily jokes but will make your fights more entertaining.
    what it sounds like characters say:
    Cammy: Can of Sprite (dsp gets credit in that one)
    Sagat:Tiger crotch

    Why is Ken jealous of ryu?
    Cause he's always sure-ryu-can

    yeah i know, epic fail lol
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Why couldn't Balrog compete in the X-Games?

    Because someone stole his Bike Money.
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  • gmon37gmon37 Seattle DOJO Master Joined: Posts: 481
    Why was Bisons father ashamed of him?

    He realized that he had a Bi-son.

    And that his nickname was Dic.

    WIN:rofl:
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  • Killer_JigglypuffKiller_Jigglypuff Trying really hard Joined: Posts: 7,765
    Why is T. Hawk banned in coastal regions?

    Because he's always causing typhoons.

    What do you call a scrub Chun Li?

    Chun Free

    What do you call a scrub Ibuki?

    Freebuki

    What do you call a scrub C. Viper?

    Free Viper

    What's Balrog's favorite zoo exhibit?

    The Turtles

    Why is Adon's car insurance so expensive?

    Because he has a Jaguar

    What would you call Guile if he ever strapped a bomb to his penis?

    A Flash Explosion

    Why was Akuma so unimpressed by Portal?

    Because he already knows how to teleport.

    What do you call a slutty ninja?

    Ibuki
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  • branbertbranbert Joined: Posts: 5
    Q:Why did Ryu leave his meter at home, when having dinner with his girlfriend?
    A:He didn't want to bring up his EX
  • .Cobra.Cobra Winds Of Madness Joined: Posts: 2,554
    Why couldn't Balrog compete in the X-Games?

    Because someone stole his Bike Money.

    So obvious but so gold. :D

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  • SasmastaSasmasta Joined: Posts: 6,270
    Anyone got anymore good Chun jokes? That one about her destroying the car in two seconds by parking it just slays me still. So good.
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  • junkyleejunkylee Joined: Posts: 24
    Whats a different word for hadoken?
    FIRE FROM MY HANDS ( I know its a sentence)
  • wepeelwepeel Blanka is my only hope Joined: Posts: 1,180
    Why does Bison avoid the gym?

    He still has Knee Press Nightmares...
    do you believe I would take such a thing with me, and give it to a police man

    -find the truth on page 318 of the Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2
  • wepeelwepeel Blanka is my only hope Joined: Posts: 1,180
    Ok ok I gotta try out these other ones...



    What's Fei Long's favorite day of the week?

    Day of Rekkaning



    What was Adon's favorite childhood activity?

    Jaguar SLEEPOVER!



    What's T.Hawk's favorite sport?

    Skateboarding, obviously...
    do you believe I would take such a thing with me, and give it to a police man

    -find the truth on page 318 of the Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2
  • PinkPwnageFrenzyPinkPwnageFrenzy ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Joined: Posts: 186
    How did Seth react when he saw Zangief spamming headbutts?
    He was stunned.

    Why does Sakura like Ryu so much?
    cr.hk swept her off her feet.

    Why would Rose make a terrible doctor?
    She asks "Are you alright?" then violently throws you.

    Why hasn't Dudley gotten his car back?
    No seriously, why?

    Why was Dudley pursued by the cops?
    It was reported he had blow and uppers.
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  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 675 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    How did Seth react when he saw Zangief spamming headbutts?
    He was stunned.

    Why does Sakura like Ryu so much?
    cr.hk swept her off her feet.

    Why would Rose make a terrible doctor?
    She asks "Are you alright?" then violently throws you.

    Why hasn't Dudley gotten his car back?
    No seriously, why?

    Why was Dudley pursued by the cops?
    It was reported he had blow and uppers.

    very very nice
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    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
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