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  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    Yo mama so fat El fuerte had to change his U1 to 'Giga Buster'

    Yo mama so fat, she got ejected from the roster when Seth did U1 on her.
    "I'm deeeeeaaaadd!" - Williams
    UMVC3: Shehulk/Haggar/Thor
    SSF4: Seth, Gen, Zangief
    KOFXIII: Kim Team, Ikari Warriors, Hwa/98 Kyo/Raiden
  • Cobi:SonOfVegaCobi:SonOfVega Joined: Posts: 12
    I've heard that Chun Li and Zangief have had kids. Last time I've heard of them, they were all spinning.

    Zangief was greeted as the MC for the final atomic bomb test of the USSR. "Here comes the Final Atomic Buster! For mother Russia."

    And I've got more, but they're all sexy and NSFW.
  • wepeelwepeel Blanka is my only hope Joined: Posts: 1,180
    Posting to reveal my screen name

    :rofl: COBI, SON OF VEGA??? Ahahahah
    do you believe I would take such a thing with me, and give it to a police man

    -find the truth on page 318 of the Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2
  • 730BlackMage730BlackMage Supporting France for Euro 2012 Joined: Posts: 1,460
    Your called hadouken cause you're down right short.
    CAN YOU DIG IT!!!
  • ChromecakesChromecakes C.VIPEEEERRRRR Joined: Posts: 166
    You're called Hadouken because you're down right square.
  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    What makes Balrog's Turn Punch so scary?




    It has a strong fierce charge.
    "I'm deeeeeaaaadd!" - Williams
    UMVC3: Shehulk/Haggar/Thor
    SSF4: Seth, Gen, Zangief
    KOFXIII: Kim Team, Ikari Warriors, Hwa/98 Kyo/Raiden
  • garciangarcian Joined: Posts: 44
    Q. Why does Dudley prefer lawn in his garden?
    A. He likes to keep it grassy.
  • bigbossVIIbigbossVII WELCOME TO DIE Joined: Posts: 644
    Why are Cammy's opponents never thirsty?

    She gives them a can of sprite.

    Ba dum tiss
    8 button is new school cat stomping ground...

    dealwithit.gif
  • Cobi:SonOfVegaCobi:SonOfVega Joined: Posts: 12
    What's the catch cry of Bison's Shadaloo?

    Nwoooooooh!!!
  • Exodus.Exodus. Joined: Posts: 7,016
    My DeeJay plays so lame Kiss FM called and asked if hes available to do the morning show.

    Edit: just hoping nobody else posted something similar
    gl hf dd ka.
  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    How did Blanka find out he could generate static electricity?
    Accidentally when he was watching porn.

    Why does Cody still wear his prison gear?
    He heard Guile used to own everyone with handcuffs.

    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a resturant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen

    Why did Yun bring a skateboard to his next fight?
    He heard he was meeting someone famous initialed T. Hawk.
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • vertoxzvertoxz Joined: Posts: 1,262
    Chun li one was the best one.
    followed by the Yun one.
  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    The Cody one was gdlike as well
    "I'm deeeeeaaaadd!" - Williams
    UMVC3: Shehulk/Haggar/Thor
    SSF4: Seth, Gen, Zangief
    KOFXIII: Kim Team, Ikari Warriors, Hwa/98 Kyo/Raiden
  • Bob SagatBob Sagat Akuma Thurman Joined: Posts: 1,547
    -What does Sagat use to look for radiation?
    A Teiger counter.

    -What does it say when Bison runs out of lives in a videogame?
    Press Knee to continue.
    Roald Dhalsim
  • Bob SagatBob Sagat Akuma Thurman Joined: Posts: 1,547
    How can you tell Dee Jay doesn't like Mexicans?
    He's always shouting: "Mex out!"
    Roald Dhalsim
  • The Hebrew HammerThe Hebrew Hammer IT'S SHOWTIME!!! Joined: Posts: 62
    All of these
    Handsome fighters never lose battles.
  • GrozlamGrozlam arrrrr Joined: Posts: 66
    Not a SF joke but whatever.

    What character do alcoholics always pick in Blazblue?

    Unlimited Jin
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    How can you tell Dee Jay doesn't like Mexicans?
    He's always shouting: "Mex out!"

    This gave me a ST flashback.

    Why would real estate be a good career choice for DeeJay?

    Because he would KO the competition and says "NICE HOUSE!"
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  • CanadianDstryrCanadianDstryr The Mundane Cinderella Joined: Posts: 2,071
    In response to Morrigan getting blown the fuck up by Mike Haggar's steel pipe,
    "You'd think Morrigan would take that pipe to the face a little better being a succubus and all."

    Almost related:
    Why does Haggar have a porn star 'stache?
    Because he's always laying the pipe.
  • TNBTNB Bye. Joined: Posts: 1,180
    One day, Dan was playing the wreck the car stage in sf2. The car perfected him.

    Guess who: "Electric balls. Green, glowing electric balls of fury."

    Ever notice how Akon looks like Dee Jay in "I had sex" with Lonley Island? He's just so freaking happy! Get him some maracas!

    MVC2 Description: "Magneto Versus Magneto 2: New age of Redundancy"

    "A soul desires a sword... and a sword... desires coffee."

    I-no thought she would be ironic and use her "stroke the big tree" move on Bridget. Too bad she found that it wasn't ironic at all.

    Venom: "I just poking sleek white balls with my long firm staff. Yes homo."


    (Bad- or maybe even good- Demitri pickup lines vol 1)
    "Hey baby, want a taste of my midnight bliss?"


    Dhalsim win quote from svc: "I cannot wait to get home and stick my right hand in my wife's curry."

    Hakan vs Rose: A whole lotta wet, oily, @#$ing going on.

    I was talking to a tager player called simon about blazblue Jin. I-for some reason- randomly shouted ICECARZ!!.
    His reply-since it was after cs came out-was: "No, it's more of an ice moped now."

    The Apocalypse is coming. How do I know? THEY RE DREW MORRIGAN. THAT IS A SIGN FROM GAWD.
    (ten more years!!)
    Skills and attitude prove worth as a player, not the internet.
  • ShinkuGadokenShinkuGadoken 40%Flashkick Joined: Posts: 660
    Time for some Q and 'A'bel.

    T.Hawk has a good Anti-Air. Ken does too. It's true what they say. Nobody can like Mexican, Unless you're ken. Then Shoryuken too.

    Akuma: "Ryu... I... Am your uncle!"
    Ryu: "Oh shit!"

    Sure you can play Street Fighter, As long as you're Right, Down, And corner punching. Not sure where that last one comes from.

    This guy Techs everything I throw at him.
    EVOLUTION 2013 9th Place Finisher - 40%Flashkick
    Thank you to all of my fans and supporters. Its knowing you guys have my back that I can fight on with so much happiness.

    Follow my exploits on;
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  • PureJeanyisPureJeanyis Novice/Failbox Joined: Posts: 11
    What do you call an Adon fangirl?
    A Jaguar Chick.
    SSF4: Rose
    MvC3: Chun-li, Spencer, Tron = Bionic CHAAARRRM!
  • ShinkuGadokenShinkuGadoken 40%Flashkick Joined: Posts: 660
    Jaguar Chick, Sounds Sexy
    EVOLUTION 2013 9th Place Finisher - 40%Flashkick
    Thank you to all of my fans and supporters. Its knowing you guys have my back that I can fight on with so much happiness.

    Follow my exploits on;
    Twitter: @40Flashkick
    Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/andrew.fein.1?ref=tn_tnmn
  • ShkumaShkuma Joined: Posts: 1
    Another one is How did Sagat cure measels? Easy, Tiger shots. Also: Why don't don't street fighters shop at Walmart because they only need Target combos.
  • JGD CHAOSJGD CHAOS Former Well Known Member Joined: Posts: 749
    Honda in SFA3 sounds like he says "Dogpie" whenever executing a headbutt. Credit goes to DreamTR.

    SFA3 Rose sounds like she says "Forrest Gump" whenever she throws a projectile.
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  • bryanfrobryanfro Joined: Posts: 115
    What do you call a Bison mirror match?
    Dic on Dic
    XBL: yodelayheehee
    PSN: buraemon
  • XvideosXvideos Xvideos Joined: Posts: 3,195
    edited December 2015
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