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  • got Potentialgot Potential Dallas Cowboys FAN Joined: Posts: 133
    Why do guys like to watch you're girlfriend play as C. Viper?

    A. because she can Super Jump Cancel on a stick. hehehe
    Smash n pass. . . nuff said
  • Mo0NsMo0Ns Just like Cap but better. Joined: Posts: 443
    Why does it look like Chun Li has a tight twat?

    Because shes Asian

    How could this hilarious joke go unnoticed? i lol'd.

    MoONs
    UMvC3: Nova, Taskmaster, Amaterasu / Shuma, Spencer, Doom
    SSF4AE: Cody
    twitter.com/xMOONS
  • dood23dood23 Mix-up Amateur Joined: Posts: 106
    Why does Abel never win a tournament?

    Because he gets thrown out everytime he's on a roll
  • WydeWyde Joined: Posts: 206
    How can you tell Oro likes s&m over oral?
    He always prefers Feirce Punch over head:xeye:

    I laughed worryingly hard at this one. I'm now inspired to make an Adon joke on the spot.

    Overheard from one of Adon's many crippled opponents:
    "Is that your Rising Jaguar technique? Or are you just happy to see me?"
    I'm only good at Soulcalibur V. =[
  • Laser GazelleLaser Gazelle Joined: Posts: 26
    So a preist, a Rabbi, and Q all walk into a bar. The priest tells the bartender,
    ?I?ve accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior?
    ?Uh..Ok. You gonna buy a drink??
    ?Yeah, I?ll have some Red Wine.?
    And the Rabbi goes to the bartender and says,
    ?I?ve yet to find someone worthy enough to accept as my lord and savior?
    ?Alright, You gonna buy a drink??
    ?Yeah, give me some beer?
    And then Q goes up to the bartender and says,
    "HrmmffRuhMfffrmrr."
  • Froggy the hoboFroggy the hobo Joined: Posts: 12
    These are awesome.

    I only have one for now.

    What is Rufus's favorite thing to eat in bed?

    -Candy


    oohohohoho
    Mains: JAGA BINGO!

    "Just how many Hadoken throwers are there, anyways?" -Fei Long
  • JalenSRKJalenSRK ~BlackCharizard~ Joined: Posts: 3,598
    a friend of mine had this TE stick and one night his niece got yogurt all in the sockets and everywhere. he posted it here on srk and someone said

    - hmm. looks like you had a yogurt catastrophe!

    and one really cheesy one happend in conversion about making a joke.

    so two guys meet up, one bought a ryu action figure, the other a ken one.

    first guy: hey look at this ryu toy i got, pretty cool huh?
    second guy: hey that's sick! i got this ken toy.
    1st: omg can i see your ken toy?! He's my favorite character!!
    2nd: hey, if you show me ryu, I'll SHOW YOU KEN!!!

    lame i know. haha.
    SSFIV AE - M. Bison. Counterpicks with Boxer.
    UMvC3 - Nemesis (Rocket Launcher) Dante (Jam Session) Wesker (Samurai Edge) ALT - Taskmaster (H arrows)
    "Don't make excuses for your loss! Go train and try again!"
  • JalenSRKJalenSRK ~BlackCharizard~ Joined: Posts: 3,598
    my friend is making up garbage ones on the spot over xbox live to me

    how come ryu can't be in Modern Warfare 2?
    because he's from CampCom.
    SSFIV AE - M. Bison. Counterpicks with Boxer.
    UMvC3 - Nemesis (Rocket Launcher) Dante (Jam Session) Wesker (Samurai Edge) ALT - Taskmaster (H arrows)
    "Don't make excuses for your loss! Go train and try again!"
  • GomuGomuGomuGomu Strider Sucks Joined: Posts: 9,579
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    He was low on health and had to get the turtle.

    ZING!!
    PSN: xXGomuGomuXx
  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 677 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    These are awesome.

    I only have one for now.

    What is Rufus's favorite thing to eat in bed?

    -Candy


    oohohohoho

    vey very nice
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    Why do female gamers use TE sticks?
    Cause they get angry while on the pad.

    How come nobody tries to say Fei's last name?
    They heard it was long.

    Why is it hard to get a hold of Dhalsim?
    He's always in his yoga tower.
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    you got a knack for good puns.
    "I'm deeeeeaaaadd!" - Williams
    UMVC3: Shehulk/Haggar/Thor
    SSF4: Seth, Gen, Zangief
    KOFXIII: Kim Team, Ikari Warriors, Hwa/98 Kyo/Raiden
  • jameswalton101jameswalton101 Joined: Posts: 396
    I stumbled upon this definition of a shoryuken written by jeffhadoukenmaster.

    Shoryuken:
    During a blowjob, at the hardest point of your erection hold your cock down and point it downward then let it go and let the cock fling up and hit her on the chin. At this point you yell SHORYUKEN!
    Trish was sucking my cock last night and i gave her the meanest shoryuken of her life
    James Walton
  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 677 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    My EXgf gave great Skullomania skills
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • animatorguy2animatorguy2 Joined: Posts: 9
    Why is Rufus so fat?

    Because he eats Candy every night :rofl:
  • animatorguy2animatorguy2 Joined: Posts: 9
    Why did gouken start shooting lightning out of his arms?

    He has chun-lis legs on his arms.

    This wasn't a joke, its a fact
  • myleftshoemyleftshoe skilled but lazy Joined: Posts: 397
    Yo mama so fat Dhalsim had to teleport twice to get around her.

    Yo mama so nasty Blanka fought her and thought it was a mirror match.
    Why does everybody fight Chunli in front of a restaurant?
    Cause she keeps leaving the kitchen
  • animatorguy2animatorguy2 Joined: Posts: 9
    I got another joke


    Ryu players that try and get read tatsu's through hadokens accross the map
  • KarimlooKarimloo Joined: Posts: 662
    I remember a Street Fighter IV mod where it turned Ryu or Ken into the Joker.

    "HEY BATS! HAVE A COUPLE OF HA-HA-HADOKENS WHAHAHAHA"
  • animatorguy2animatorguy2 Joined: Posts: 9
    i get it?
  • animatorguy2animatorguy2 Joined: Posts: 9
    "Street Fighter 4.

    There, I mad a million jokes in one cause that game is a joke." by Siberianhusky89


    Your on a website called shoryuken.com and you say that, really?
  • OnlyMostlyTerribleOnlyMostlyTerrible Joined: Posts: 99
    What fighting discipline does a person playing Sagat with a controller practice?

    Pad Thai

    Also works for Adon lol
  • Uno_KenUno_Ken HO HO HO Joined: Posts: 457
    what would Fei Long make if he was a cook at a Chinese restaurant?

    KUNG POW CHICKEN.
  • Alternate275Alternate275 ★TOURNEY HOST★ Joined: Posts: 1,036
    Wow :rofl:
    "Proud representative & overseer of Crew Round 2" :D
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    King of Fighter XIII | Guilty Gear Xrd | BlazBlue ChronoPhantasma | Ultra Street Fighter 4
  • Alternate275Alternate275 ★TOURNEY HOST★ Joined: Posts: 1,036
    Wow :rofl:
    "Proud representative & overseer of Crew Round 2" :D
    PSN: CR2_Alternate | XBL: DRS Alternate | Skype: Alternate275
    King of Fighter XIII | Guilty Gear Xrd | BlazBlue ChronoPhantasma | Ultra Street Fighter 4
  • MaiestasMaiestas Dea Joined: Posts: 2
    Why does Bison love to stomp on people?

    To DEMONstrate his superiority.
  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    What happened to this thread?


    leftshoe, give us some help man.
    "I'm deeeeeaaaadd!" - Williams
    UMVC3: Shehulk/Haggar/Thor
    SSF4: Seth, Gen, Zangief
    KOFXIII: Kim Team, Ikari Warriors, Hwa/98 Kyo/Raiden
  • jchensorjchensor Salty Chen Joined: Posts: 1,934 admin
    Yo mama so fat Dhalsim had to teleport twice to get around her.

    Yo' mama so fat that Zangief can SPD her from anywhere.

    Yo' mama so fat that it takes Chun Li 17 head stomps to get over her.

    Yo' mama so fat that I can only do close-up moves against her.

    Yo' mama so fat that Bison needs to travel for 10 seconds to head stomp her.

    Yo' mama so fat that Rufus saw her and said, "Yo, she's fat!"

    - James
    http://jchensor.blogspot.com

    "We don't stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing." -- Doyle Brunson

    "Every time you win, it diminishes the fear a little bit. You never really cancel the fear of losing; you keep challenging it." -- Arthur Ashe

    (AV art obtained from here: http://meatbun.us/blog/?p=162)
  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 677 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    oh no you didn't
    Yo mama arms so hairy, her pits look like Blanka in a Headlock
    Yo mama so hungry she consumed Seths powers.

    more to come if i can fit in this 60 hour work week
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • PROFESSORLESTERPROFESSORLESTER I'm THESHIT.COM Joined: Posts: 677 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Your so salty after your lost ELF would not eat it.
    It takes skill to be this Random
    ALEX, ABEL, ANJI, ADON,HONDA, DEEJEY TAGAR
    One of the first GDLK members. Now thats e-penis
  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    Yo mama so fat El fuerte had to change his U1 to 'Giga Buster'

    Yo mama so fat, she got ejected from the roster when Seth did U1 on her.
    "I'm deeeeeaaaadd!" - Williams
    UMVC3: Shehulk/Haggar/Thor
    SSF4: Seth, Gen, Zangief
    KOFXIII: Kim Team, Ikari Warriors, Hwa/98 Kyo/Raiden
  • Cobi:SonOfVegaCobi:SonOfVega Joined: Posts: 12
    I've heard that Chun Li and Zangief have had kids. Last time I've heard of them, they were all spinning.

    Zangief was greeted as the MC for the final atomic bomb test of the USSR. "Here comes the Final Atomic Buster! For mother Russia."

    And I've got more, but they're all sexy and NSFW.
  • wepeelwepeel Blanka is my only hope Joined: Posts: 1,180
    Posting to reveal my screen name

    :rofl: COBI, SON OF VEGA??? Ahahahah
    do you believe I would take such a thing with me, and give it to a police man

    -find the truth on page 318 of the Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2
  • 730BlackMage730BlackMage Supporting France for Euro 2012 Joined: Posts: 1,460
    Your called hadouken cause you're down right short.
    CAN YOU DIG IT!!!
  • ChromecakesChromecakes C.VIPEEEERRRRR Joined: Posts: 166
    You're called Hadouken because you're down right square.
  • M.D.M.D. digs older chicks Joined: Posts: 4,188
    What makes Balrog's Turn Punch so scary?




    It has a strong fierce charge.
    "I'm deeeeeaaaadd!" - Williams
    UMVC3: Shehulk/Haggar/Thor
    SSF4: Seth, Gen, Zangief
    KOFXIII: Kim Team, Ikari Warriors, Hwa/98 Kyo/Raiden
  • garciangarcian Joined: Posts: 44
    Q. Why does Dudley prefer lawn in his garden?
    A. He likes to keep it grassy.
  • bigbossVIIbigbossVII WELCOME TO DIE Joined: Posts: 644
    Why are Cammy's opponents never thirsty?

    She gives them a can of sprite.

    Ba dum tiss
    8 button is new school cat stomping ground...

    dealwithit.gif
  • Cobi:SonOfVegaCobi:SonOfVega Joined: Posts: 12
    What's the catch cry of Bison's Shadaloo?

    Nwoooooooh!!!
  • Exodus.Exodus. Joined: Posts: 7,018
    My DeeJay plays so lame Kiss FM called and asked if hes available to do the morning show.

    Edit: just hoping nobody else posted something similar
    gl hf dd ka.
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