Tokido's Girlfriend

SakugarneSakugarne Joined: Posts: 7
Hello everyone. I found pictures of Tokido with his girlfriend.

Check it out:
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Tokido's girlfriend is the singer: Lorde
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  • tataa8Ptataa8P tourney. banned. washed-up. veteran. Joined: Posts: 796 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Lorde looks like she survived a stroke or two cuz her face is kinda skewed in some photos. Anyway, congrats to Tokido for finally getting laid lololol
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  • Tekno VirusTekno Virus small man big strength Joined: Posts: 8,376
    The white chick is some singer from the UK iirc. These pictures are old af and the news are old af.

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  • GreenwoodGreenwood Earth, the only true God Joined: Posts: 823
    Damn, Lorde is not hot at all. I'd probably still bang her...but just once.
  • BiousBious Seasons Greetings Joined: Posts: 10,859
    edited April 6
    Creepy.

    Edit: Talking about OP.
  • ManxManx Good waifu head Joined: Posts: 21,842 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Wait, which one's the girlfriend?

    Which one is better, cased chorizo or loose?

    :tup:
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  • Missing PersonMissing Person Givin' dat ho ho ho dem eyes. Joined: Posts: 13,619
    I'm surprised Zatalcon didn't make this thread, considering his hate of Asians.
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  • Captain RyuCaptain Ryu Scoot Magee Joined: Posts: 1,090
    edited April 6
    I'd like to offer both of them a warm serving of Johnny Cakes.

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  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 789
    Sakugarne wrote: »
    Manx wrote: »
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    Which one is better, cased chorizo or loose?
    :tup:
    Cased of course. You can shove it up your bum.
    Although technically you COULD shove the loose ones up there too but that would take more work so... =)

    He's right. Cased chorizo has a much better chance to 'Rise Up'
  • NickRocksNickRocks or whatever Joined: Posts: 22,172
    Who is tokido and why does that chick call herself Lord when she doesnt even LOOK like god
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  • AYO?!AYO?! Strong Style Hips. Joined: Posts: 19,010
    Manx wrote: »
    Wait, which one's the girlfriend?

    Which one is better, cased chorizo or loose?

    :tup:

    Whichever one doesn't feel like a bloody turd when you break it up.
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  • DJBLKKZAND94DJBLKKZAND94 DJ/Fighter/Scratcher and Killer Joined: Posts: 149
    Wait, which one's the girlfriend?


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  • Missing PersonMissing Person Givin' dat ho ho ho dem eyes. Joined: Posts: 13,619
    Yup. Every asian guy looks like Tokido so there's a 50/50 chance this is Tokido.

    Would that be more like a 1/732,000,000 chance?
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  • SlurmzSlurmz I got John Blaze shit. Joined: Posts: 637
    I didn't know lorde was a real person, I thought they were just taking the piss, in south park. I guess you do learn something new everyday. :tup:
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX C.JACKOBE > David Sirloin Joined: Posts: 17,398
    > Bum

    Crucades go Scotland yard this squigga

    Slurmz go

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    Slurmz wrote: »
    I didn't know lorde was a real person, I thought they were just taking the piss, in south park. I guess you do learn something new everyday. :tup:

    You know South Park doesn't play like that.
  • GreenwoodGreenwood Earth, the only true God Joined: Posts: 823
    Slurmz wrote: »
    I didn't know lorde was a real person, I thought they were just taking the piss, in south park. I guess you do learn something new everyday. :tup:

    She's a barely passable singer who had one terrible hit. Her schtick was that she was 17 years old, but she's not anymore, so she'll never be popular again.
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    Greenwood wrote: »
    Slurmz wrote: »
    I didn't know lorde was a real person, I thought they were just taking the piss, in south park. I guess you do learn something new everyday. :tup:

    She's a barely passable singer who had one terrible hit. Her schtick was that she was 17 years old, but she's not anymore, so she'll never be popular again.

    her album is fire, fuck off my internet
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    Her new song is decent. Reminds me of early 90's dance songs driven by piano.
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  • SakugarneSakugarne Joined: Posts: 7
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    It's not racist because
    1. He really DOES look like Tokido
    2. I am also Asian thus it's impossible for me to be racist against Asians.
  • MIRACLEARROWMIRACLEARROW Kendoka Joined: Posts: 1,937
    Sakugarne wrote: »
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    It's not racist because
    1. He really DOES look like Tokido
    2. I am also Asian thus it's impossible for me to be racist against Asians.

    But Asians are the most racist. source: am also Asian

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  • tataa8Ptataa8P tourney. banned. washed-up. veteran. Joined: Posts: 796 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Lorde can't sing for shit. one octave vocal range for all of her "songs", gtfo for liking that garbage.

    on topic though, cumberland sausages and/or lincolnshire sausages rock.
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  • angelpalmangelpalm Pancakes are delicious yo Joined: Posts: 22,685 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    not surprised that srgay has a sausage fetish. Niggas all over that Kayo police flavored wiener.
  • ManxManx Good waifu head Joined: Posts: 21,842 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Sakugarne wrote: »
    Manx wrote: »
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    Which one is better, cased chorizo or loose?
    :tup:
    Cased of course. You can shove it up your bum.
    Although technically you COULD shove the loose ones up there too but that would take more work so... =)

    The loose ones are better to rub across your body and asshole to use the grease as a lubricant. It can also attract animals and other small critters.

    All dat grease.

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
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  • ManxManx Good waifu head Joined: Posts: 21,842 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    angelpalm wrote: »
    not surprised that srgay has a sausage fetish. Niggas all over that Kayo police flavored wiener.

    Nigga this shit is delicious, don't hate. They don't call 'em bangers for nothing!

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
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  • ManxManx Good waifu head Joined: Posts: 21,842 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    AYO?! wrote: »
    Manx wrote: »
    Wait, which one's the girlfriend?

    Which one is better, cased chorizo or loose?

    :tup:

    Whichever one doesn't feel like a bloody turd when you break it up.

    If you don't feel like you're riding a meteor afterwards, it wasn't spicy enough!

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

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  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 20,216
    What is this bitch made shit thread?

    Who the fuck is Tokido and why should I give a flying shit?
    I don't know who the fuck Lorde is ether, nor do I care.
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  • SakugarneSakugarne Joined: Posts: 7
    Darksakul wrote: »
    What is this bitch made shit thread?
    Who the fuck is Tokido and why should I give a flying shit?
    I don't know who the fuck Lorde is ether, nor do I care.
    You need to calm down, sonny boy.
    Here ya go:
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    - what's funny is probably 75% don't actually have access to bitches. Such a bait thread.
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  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge MAD STRUGGLE Joined: Posts: 15,883
    angelpalm wrote: »
    not surprised that srgay has a sausage fetish. Niggas all over that Kayo police flavored wiener.

    Remember when they paid for GloveGirl to go to Japan? They were more than happy to pay for that shit. Pretty funny if you ask me. Remember when they found out Glovegirl was born Gloveboy? EVEN FUNNIER. Raging in here wanting a refund.
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  • Darc RequiemDarc Requiem The Light Emitting Darkness Joined: Posts: 6,683
    Sakugarne wrote: »
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    It's not racist because
    1. He really DOES look like Tokido
    2. I am also Asian thus it's impossible for me to be racist against Asians.

    Yeah Southeast Asian history doesn't support that claim. Japan did some fucked up shit to China and Korea.
  • SakugarneSakugarne Joined: Posts: 7
    Yeah Southeast Asian history doesn't support that claim. Japan did some fucked up shit to China and Korea.
    Maybe so but Nippon only did it out of desperation for resources and not out of racism. :D
  • DarksakulDarksakul Your lack of faith disturbs me Joined: Posts: 20,216
    Sakugarne wrote: »
    Darksakul wrote: »
    What is this bitch made shit thread?
    Who the fuck is Tokido and why should I give a flying shit?
    I don't know who the fuck Lorde is ether, nor do I care.
    You need to calm down, sonny boy.
    Here ya go:
    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a6/50/a6/a650a6a1d08dd7cb853944e8fd9376a5.jpg

    Get you fucking only been here 2 days baby shit out of my way.

    At least when I made a bad thread it's entertaining.
    This is just the worst kind of bull shit.
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  • SakugarneSakugarne Joined: Posts: 7
    Darksakul wrote: »
    Get you fucking only been here 2 days baby shit out of my way.
    At least when I made a bad thread it's entertaining.
    This is just the worst kind of bull shit.
    Yes and you've been here 6 years and seems to me like you never ever left this place (nor your basement for that matter).
    You are slowly turning into Balrog.
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