Tokido's Girlfriend

SakugarneSakugarne Joined: Posts: 7
Hello everyone. I found pictures of Tokido with his girlfriend.

Check it out:
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Tokido's girlfriend is the singer: Lorde
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  • tataa8Ptataa8P tourney. banned. washed-up. veteran. Joined: Posts: 1,265 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Lorde looks like she survived a stroke or two cuz her face is kinda skewed in some photos. Anyway, congrats to Tokido for finally getting laid lololol
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  • Tekno VirusTekno Virus small man big strength Joined: Posts: 8,733
    The white chick is some singer from the UK iirc. These pictures are old af and the news are old af.

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  • GreenwoodGreenwood Earth, the only true God Joined: Posts: 888
    Damn, Lorde is not hot at all. I'd probably still bang her...but just once.
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  • BiousBious Seasons Greetings Joined: Posts: 11,617
    edited April 6
    Creepy.

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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,400 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Wait, which one's the girlfriend?

    Which one is better, cased chorizo or loose?

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  • Missing PersonMissing Person Quickly becoming the Sailor Moon S guy. Joined: Posts: 13,843
    I'm surprised Zatalcon didn't make this thread, considering his hate of Asians.
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  • Captain RyuCaptain Ryu Scoot Magee Joined: Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
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    I'd like to offer both of them a warm serving of Johnny Cakes.

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  • truendymiontruendymion Beer Me! Joined: Posts: 2,253
    Congratulations to Tokido. Get ya sausage wet
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  • Raij1nRaij1n Joined: Posts: 1,195
    Sakugarne wrote: »
    Manx wrote: »
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    Which one is better, cased chorizo or loose?
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    Cased of course. You can shove it up your bum.
    Although technically you COULD shove the loose ones up there too but that would take more work so... =)

    He's right. Cased chorizo has a much better chance to 'Rise Up'
  • NickRocksNickRocks DeathPlay Joined: Posts: 22,814
    Who is tokido and why does that chick call herself Lord when she doesnt even LOOK like god
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  • AYO?!AYO?! Strong Style Hips. Joined: Posts: 19,032
    Manx wrote: »
    Wait, which one's the girlfriend?

    Which one is better, cased chorizo or loose?

    :tup:

    Whichever one doesn't feel like a bloody turd when you break it up.
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  • DJBLKKZAND94DJBLKKZAND94 DJ/Fighter/Scratcher and Killer Joined: Posts: 439
    Wait, which one's the girlfriend?


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  • Missing PersonMissing Person Quickly becoming the Sailor Moon S guy. Joined: Posts: 13,843
    Yup. Every asian guy looks like Tokido so there's a 50/50 chance this is Tokido.

    Would that be more like a 1/732,000,000 chance?
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  • SlurmzSlurmz I got John Blaze shit. Joined: Posts: 816
    I didn't know lorde was a real person, I thought they were just taking the piss, in south park. I guess you do learn something new everyday. :tup:
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX BLACK-GOKU-HAX Joined: Posts: 18,002
    > Bum

    Crucades go Scotland yard this squigga

    Slurmz go

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    Slurmz wrote: »
    I didn't know lorde was a real person, I thought they were just taking the piss, in south park. I guess you do learn something new everyday. :tup:

    You know South Park doesn't play like that.
  • GreenwoodGreenwood Earth, the only true God Joined: Posts: 888
    Slurmz wrote: »
    I didn't know lorde was a real person, I thought they were just taking the piss, in south park. I guess you do learn something new everyday. :tup:

    She's a barely passable singer who had one terrible hit. Her schtick was that she was 17 years old, but she's not anymore, so she'll never be popular again.
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  • Jack_FrostJack_Frost M.C Joined: Posts: 6,821
    Greenwood wrote: »
    Slurmz wrote: »
    I didn't know lorde was a real person, I thought they were just taking the piss, in south park. I guess you do learn something new everyday. :tup:

    She's a barely passable singer who had one terrible hit. Her schtick was that she was 17 years old, but she's not anymore, so she'll never be popular again.

    her album is fire, fuck off my internet
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    Her new song is decent. Reminds me of early 90's dance songs driven by piano.
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  • SakugarneSakugarne Joined: Posts: 7
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    It's not racist because
    1. He really DOES look like Tokido
    2. I am also Asian thus it's impossible for me to be racist against Asians.
  • tataa8Ptataa8P tourney. banned. washed-up. veteran. Joined: Posts: 1,265 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Lorde can't sing for shit. one octave vocal range for all of her "songs", gtfo for liking that garbage.

    on topic though, cumberland sausages and/or lincolnshire sausages rock.
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  • angelpalmangelpalm Stop enjoying things Joined: Posts: 24,348 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    not surprised that srgay has a sausage fetish. Niggas all over that Kayo police flavored wiener.
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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,400 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Sakugarne wrote: »
    Manx wrote: »
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    Which one is better, cased chorizo or loose?
    :tup:
    Cased of course. You can shove it up your bum.
    Although technically you COULD shove the loose ones up there too but that would take more work so... =)

    The loose ones are better to rub across your body and asshole to use the grease as a lubricant. It can also attract animals and other small critters.

    All dat grease.

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    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,400 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    angelpalm wrote: »
    not surprised that srgay has a sausage fetish. Niggas all over that Kayo police flavored wiener.

    Nigga this shit is delicious, don't hate. They don't call 'em bangers for nothing!

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
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