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  • WeeabooWeeaboo The Dream is dead. . . Joined: Posts: 1,426
  • StockyJamStockyJam My nigga Networkingyuppy Joined: Posts: 5,747
    you say that like its a bad thing. bring on the fake big butts!
  • BiousBious Seasons Greetings Joined: Posts: 11,627
    StockyJam wrote: »
    he's been here 8 years and i've never noticed him till now.

    Who this?
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  • BBQBBQ ピンクゾーン Joined: Posts: 3,678
    Happy 420, I would blaze but the herb here is terrible.

  • Machineking1313Machineking1313 Infamous User Joined: Posts: 1,452
    Hey guys, I am just curious here, but what is the fattest kid you ever saw? Like, not at a circus, but like at a Walmart?

    I know for me, first off, there are big people everywhere. Especially in the South. I'll be first to admit in Ravensdale out in the woods, there are some real big people, even out in the mountains. I remember I was at a friends place, years ago, like 10 years ago. He had a cousin, who was like 10 at the time, and he was real big, he fell back in the door, I haven't thought about this in years! Anyways, he was really fat and he was standing in front of the screen door and he fell back into it. You know, hard for him to stand up, big people, just wobble over, its hard to carry that all around, its difficult! He went back, and his whole rear end filled up that bottom screen! He couldn't get the screen off his ass. He couldn't get up either because he couldn't pick up the weight of himself but also because that door was still stuck to his ass! Hahaha! That was one of the best Thanksgivings or Christmases, or birthdays, whatever it was, I have ever been too. I'll never forget laughing at that.

    I think I laughed so hard that I sprayed whatever I was drinking, probably an RC Cola, all over this woman, hahaha! That was the fattest little boy I ever saw! He actually lost weight, he never got skinny, but after that, I'd say he lost about 30 or 40 lbs, that is a lot for a youngin, but he was still big but not big BIG. Which is good, so if me laughing at him, probably saved his life a little bit.

    That kid's mom at the time was shacked up with district manager of JC Penny's and she was gone, and his dad was on the road, I can't remember if he was drunk or at church. The fat kid was living with his grannie at the time and she was working all the time and dating around a lot. His grannie had just won that butter contest, so he was just eating butter. She would come down to the beer mart in Ravensdale, she would have a ton of butter in the back of her Subaru Outback. She said if we got hungry, we could help ourselves to the butter and the beer mart owner could sell some if he needed the extra money.

    The beer mart owner would give us snacks but that fat kid wanted that butter. It wasn't a hardship, it wasn't like the only thing his grannie had to eat was butter, it was just that the kid really liked butter. I remember adults asking him if he wanted something warm to eat, like a burger but he would say no and just run on back to the cooler and get more butter. He would just get a fistful of butter. All he wanted was the butter.

    It was great for the kid from my understanding. It wasn't like his grannie won the contest and that was all she let him eat. He came to his grannie's house craving butter, trying to get butter whenever he could and then she won that butter contest, and then suddenly there was just butter everywhere. It was probably a dream come true situation until he got so fat. I can tell you all there was no shortage of butter around Ravensdale for a long time, a couple of years for sure.

    I wish I could report to you all that this fat kid, who is now a fat young adult, does not even want to see butter now but he still wants that butter. He probably wants some butter right now. You can put a little butter on whatever you want, like a pancake or biscuits, but he would just eat it like a candy bar. He would put the whole stick in his mouth. Or he would just scoop it out of the tub. His grannie had butter in all forms, sticks, tubs, spray butter, you name it.

    Anyways, go ahead and post about the fattest kid you ever saw. I look forward to these posts!
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  • nikeSBstunna89nikeSBstunna89 WOLVES Joined: Posts: 1,513
    Just got the call from the homies. Smoke sesh at 8 and we all have weed. Yee!
  • StockyJamStockyJam My nigga Networkingyuppy Joined: Posts: 5,747
    Fake butts are gross. Just like fake tits. Also pretty dumb coming from a guy who constantly decries doctors for doing things they shouldn't.

    Down with fakery!!!!

    may i present...
    LissaAires
    her lips are fake, her tits are fake, and her ass is fake. oh..so is her american accent too. she's british/argentinean.
    but yunno what?
    who fuckin cares.
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    i actually have her phone number. i actually texted her while she was doing a show while she was webcamming on Camsoda. it was interesting seeing her react to my pervy text while she was live on cam. sorta surreal.
    thinking about maybe banging. but right now i'm in love with the perfect girl so...prob not.

  • StockyJamStockyJam My nigga Networkingyuppy Joined: Posts: 5,747
    Bious wrote: »
    StockyJam wrote: »
    he's been here 8 years and i've never noticed him till now.

    Who this?

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    have a Snickers bruh.
  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,729 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    BB_Hoody wrote: »
    So I opened a Etrade investing account. Starting with a 1000 bucks which will be available in the account to invest on the 25th. Been watching this channel on Youtube to get some basic knowledge on investing and where to start.







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    I've been watching him for the past week. To say he is quite inspiring as well as informative is an understatement. I hadn't posted his stuff in the finance thread yet.

    -Starhammer-
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

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  • StockyJamStockyJam My nigga Networkingyuppy Joined: Posts: 5,747
    i cant help my tastes.
    i like my girls with unnatural extreme curves and are plastically.
    its cuz my moms wanted a daughter and raised me like a girl. wearing dresses, long hair and stuff.
    she bought me Barbies, not G. I. Joes.

    ...

    i have issues.
  • StockyJamStockyJam My nigga Networkingyuppy Joined: Posts: 5,747
    edited April 21
    besides. i'd much rather bang the girls i post than the girls the majority of yall like. like those Emma Watson types.
    wtf am i gonna do with a girl with no body?
    my dick demands more. skinny bony girls with pristine perfect faces dont turn me on. that whole Glamour magazine 5th ave model types are so boooooring. i need more scandalous extreme looking girls.
    i dont like feeling hard pelvic bone while i'm fucking. i need soft and pillowy thighs ass and hips. i need tits not rib cage with just nipples on it.

    ...

    i'd still hit Emma tho. cuz. reasons.
  • StockyJamStockyJam My nigga Networkingyuppy Joined: Posts: 5,747
    shit happens all the time in certain parts of the world.
    havent you ever heard of mexican dudes getting named Maria and Josefina and shit? though it doesnt happen as often now as back in the past.
  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,729 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Hey guys, I am just curious here, but what is the fattest kid you ever saw? Like, not at a circus, but like at a Walmart?

    I know for me, first off, there are big people everywhere. Especially in the South. I'll be first to admit in Ravensdale out in the woods, there are some real big people, even out in the mountains. I remember I was at a friends place, years ago, like 10 years ago. He had a cousin, who was like 10 at the time, and he was real big, he fell back in the door, I haven't thought about this in years! Anyways, he was really fat and he was standing in front of the screen door and he fell back into it. You know, hard for him to stand up, big people, just wobble over, its hard to carry that all around, its difficult! He went back, and his whole rear end filled up that bottom screen! He couldn't get the screen off his ass. He couldn't get up either because he couldn't pick up the weight of himself but also because that door was still stuck to his ass! Hahaha! That was one of the best Thanksgivings or Christmases, or birthdays, whatever it was, I have ever been too. I'll never forget laughing at that.

    I think I laughed so hard that I sprayed whatever I was drinking, probably an RC Cola, all over this woman, hahaha! That was the fattest little boy I ever saw! He actually lost weight, he never got skinny, but after that, I'd say he lost about 30 or 40 lbs, that is a lot for a youngin, but he was still big but not big BIG. Which is good, so if me laughing at him, probably saved his life a little bit.

    That kid's mom at the time was shacked up with district manager of JC Penny's and she was gone, and his dad was on the road, I can't remember if he was drunk or at church. The fat kid was living with his grannie at the time and she was working all the time and dating around a lot. His grannie had just won that butter contest, so he was just eating butter. She would come down to the beer mart in Ravensdale, she would have a ton of butter in the back of her Subaru Outback. She said if we got hungry, we could help ourselves to the butter and the beer mart owner could sell some if he needed the extra money.

    The beer mart owner would give us snacks but that fat kid wanted that butter. It wasn't a hardship, it wasn't like the only thing his grannie had to eat was butter, it was just that the kid really liked butter. I remember adults asking him if he wanted something warm to eat, like a burger but he would say no and just run on back to the cooler and get more butter. He would just get a fistful of butter. All he wanted was the butter.

    It was great for the kid from my understanding. It wasn't like his grannie won the contest and that was all she let him eat. He came to his grannie's house craving butter, trying to get butter whenever he could and then she won that butter contest, and then suddenly there was just butter everywhere. It was probably a dream come true situation until he got so fat. I can tell you all there was no shortage of butter around Ravensdale for a long time, a couple of years for sure.

    I wish I could report to you all that this fat kid, who is now a fat young adult, does not even want to see butter now but he still wants that butter. He probably wants some butter right now. You can put a little butter on whatever you want, like a pancake or biscuits, but he would just eat it like a candy bar. He would put the whole stick in his mouth. Or he would just scoop it out of the tub. His grannie had butter in all forms, sticks, tubs, spray butter, you name it.

    Anyways, go ahead and post about the fattest kid you ever saw. I look forward to these posts!

    Today at the mall I saw a kid who had bigger tits than his mom. No lie.

    I'm in the bathroom like : Charlton%20Heston%20Laugh_zpseqhtrpn1.gif

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    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

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  • de BLOOde BLOO It's pronounced dee BLOO. Joined: Posts: 4,514
    edited April 21
    Bious wrote: »
    It's just gonna be an endless display of one-shade characters called "Dark Honda" or "Holy Blanka".

    Butthurt Akuma

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  • regulateregulate Bruv of bruvs Joined: Posts: 6,539 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Epi just sent Stock back to the ER.... fatality.


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    phantom angel the kinda guy that eats a roll of dental floss so that he can slowly come to a shuddering climax as he pulls it out his ass

  • StockyJamStockyJam My nigga Networkingyuppy Joined: Posts: 5,747
    StockyJam wrote: »

    ...

    i have issues.

    You're like Boricua Tekno virus. Instead of posting 12 yr old boy body Asians ...You post the botched plastic surgery Brazilian stripper broads with bullet wounds
    hmm.
    i wonder if @Preppy can change my username to Boricua Tekno Virus for a short while. sounds cool.

  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,774 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Well, I spotted another one... fortunately this is rare--- at work the other day, while I was at a urinal, a dude left the handicap stall (the stall MOST people use to shit, y'know...always that handicap stall on the end)...but he did NOT stop to was his hands....this dude just walked right out of there without washing hands, folks.

    *I'm still on those youtube searches--- "gymshark haul", "bikini try-on", "leggings squat test", etc. Hell yeah the results looking quite delicious.
  • StockyJamStockyJam My nigga Networkingyuppy Joined: Posts: 5,747
    im gonna tell ya a funny interesting story.
    so...
    there was this black girl i saw for a few dates. she was hella pear shaped. very curvy. a real woman.
    we get to bedroom right.
    wait...before that. when we texted/sexted..she kept going on about me sucking her clit.
    i'm like "ok" cuz why wouldnt i? present and serve and i'll go down.
    well anyway.
    so we in bed right.
    remember...she's 100% woman.
    so i'm fiddling around her vajayjay...and i feel her clit.
    its pretty big. i mean. we all know that clits like dicks come in different sizes.
    and i've had clits that were damn near microscopic and clits that were like the size of a bean. you've all been there and done that.
    so...
    uh...
    hmmm.
    so as i'm playing with her vajayjay....
    i notice...
    it keeps getting bigger and bigger.
    swear,
    to
    Gawd!
    before i knew it her clit was about as long as a pinky finger. at least my pinky finger in size. i have small hands. not like WWE Big Show hands. just small hands.
    but still. a clit as long as my pinky finger

    ...

    it sorta felt...like a dick. idk. even though i knew it wasnt. cuz she was def a real girl. in every way. but the longest fucking clit like..ever.
    it wasnt thick, just long. really long. it just..got erect. not erect like it stood up. but just long in length. still like layed flat on her vagina.
    uh, needless to say my expression was like
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    um.
    i did NOT go down on her.
    but i did still fuck her.
    cuz...vajayjay.
    i was a little turned off though. took me while to get over it. i suckled her breast and stuff to get back in the mood.
    i think she was disappointed i didnt go down on her but after i felt her clit of clits...i understood her pestering to suck her clit.
    it woulda been like sucking a dick.

    i aint see her after that tho. moved on. plus she was a tad too...um. docile? quaint? whats the word...not wild enough in bed attitude wise. idk. just. whatever.
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