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  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 36,715 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Wrestling is on sci-fi network too.
    They lost their credibility a long time ago.

    the scifi channel loses its credibility every few years.
    FREE Stuart "StuMiz" Hayden

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  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,806
    edited May 22
    Finished Samurai Jack final episode.
    It is a good ending for the series, it was what i expected though i have one complain
    Jack didn't deserve the Simon's treatment (Tengen Toppa) :rofl:
    ( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.
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  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,853 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    sheeeeit, Idalis Leon was another one... she hosted MTV Street Party on Friday nights.... gorgeous little thing there. That network definitely knew how to pick them back then. There were days on summer vacation where I'd just watch movies on VHS for probably half the day. Oh yes...and music videos too... I recorded a ton of those.

    ...and those dance shows, like Club MTV or Club Dance...or even better when I was at Dad's house (since he had Univision)--Caliente. I liked to watch and record those because there was a good chance of the occasional upskirt shot...and I still have quite a few tapes of the daytime talk shows since, as I mentioned before... those were an absolute goldmine of tv upskirt shots. Then for the more in-depth softcore "material" Cinemax and HBO had you covered there on late nights....such good times. I could go on and on forever about those good ol' days....long before "material" of all kinds was easily found in a 5-second search on the net. Back then... you really just had cable tv and that wonderful Record, Pause and Slow Motion buttons.

    ...further and further we go into the TMI zone here... I'm not quite sure which one truly set it off for me with the upskirt thing, but I've narrowed it down to a certain scene from the old movie Splash (where a kid was purposely dropping something so he could look up women's skirts...this probably at least inspired the idea early for me)...and the infamous t-shirt/panty scene in the original Poltergeist. Oh yeah... and The Goonies was another one.



  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 36,715 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    the only thing i recorded from mtv was undressed.
    FREE Stuart "StuMiz" Hayden

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  • axeman61axeman61 My Baby Blue. Joined: Posts: 4,853
    Hecatom wrote: »
    Finished Samurai Jack final episode.
    It is a good ending for the series, it was what i expected though i have one complain
    Jack didn't deserve the Simon's treatment (Tengen Toppa) :rofl:

    My complaint is that it felt a bit rushed. But maybe that'll subside a bit.
    "I want to find an honest [president]. Some guy who's just going to get on TV and be like 'Look, in order for this whole thing to work, at least two-thirds of you need to just go to the beach and walk into the ocean.'"
    -Bill Burr.
  • Dangerous JDangerous J Clinicals now!! Joined: Posts: 10,195 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I really want a SonicHabeeb restaurant chain.

    A Saudi Arabian guy in traditional garb throwing a kebab at me faster than the speed of sound.

    Served with fries and a squigga aka chocolate shake.

    PSN: DangerousJSRK

    "There is no end to the adventures we can have,if only we seek them with our eyes open."
    -Jawaharlal Nehru
  • infrequent lurkerinfrequent lurker I'm not here Joined: Posts: 1,514
    edited May 22
    sunday Bunday continues


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  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,806
    axeman61 wrote: »
    Hecatom wrote: »
    Finished Samurai Jack final episode.
    It is a good ending for the series, it was what i expected though i have one complain
    Jack didn't deserve the Simon's treatment (Tengen Toppa) :rofl:

    My complaint is that it felt a bit rushed. But maybe that'll subside a bit.

    Well, Gendy only had 10 episodes to finish his series, so it was inevitable that it would feel rushed in some way.
    ( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.
    ( •_•)
    ( ಠ_ಠ)
    ( ಥ_ಥ)
  • twigstertwigster Joined: Posts: 586
    sunday Bunday continues


    Lauren Pisciotta

    LAWD have mercy. You sir have won Sunday Bunday. Jesus she fine! no tattoos, no awful piercings (that I saw)... big ol'..... everything.

    Win.
  • Tekno VirusTekno Virus small man big strength Joined: Posts: 8,778
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    Kono sumairu wo mamoritai
    The Gates of Creation are manifold. I vow to enter them all.
    Dellusions are inexhaustible.
    I vow to end them all.
    Sentient beings are numberless.
    I vow to save them all.

    The Kree Way is SUPREME.
  • CyntalanCyntalan The Metamoderator™ Is Here Joined: Posts: 8,360 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited May 22
    Sonicabid wrote: »
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    Yeah, it means he's calling you a premature ejaculator (sonic + lover). Dunno which is worse, that you are, or that he knows this. :coffee:

    Edit: god damn it Cynt, you know better, snip that shit.

    Thank you
    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ PRAISE HELIX ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX BLACK-GOKU-HAX Joined: Posts: 18,025
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    Guess you wasn't so swift, nigga.
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    You wouldn't even understand if I told you.
    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • InfernomanInfernoman Bro as Hell Joined: Posts: 9,622
    I still am very confused at to what this beef is all about but I'll just keep enjoying the random shit going on.
    Who else in a movie wrestled an evil lesbian and by forcefully kissing her, turned her not only heterosexual but good as well? Exactly. That, my friend, is the power of Sean motherfucking Connery - Valaris
  • Jion_WansuJion_Wansu Joined: Posts: 6,247
    edited May 22
    In reality most of the so called original songs were also sampled and copied by older songs just like this I Got Five On It song for example:

    There's a reason Dr. Dre said, "who do you think brought the oldies, the easy ees, the ice cubes..." In one of his songs. Emphasis on "the oldies" because most of his tracks were from the 1970s and such





  • Jion_WansuJion_Wansu Joined: Posts: 6,247
    Hecatom wrote: »
    Man I hate working with young people. The girls at work put on Gwen Stafani's Holla Back Girl, then asked me if I liked Gwen.

    "I liked her when she was in No Doubt."

    "Whats No Doubt?"

    "-.-"
    Man I hate working with young people. The girls at work put on Gwen Stafani's Holla Back Girl, then asked me if I liked Gwen.

    "I liked her when she was in No Doubt."

    "Whats No Doubt?"

    "-.-"

    Some teen I worked with a number of years ago did something similar. We closed the store one night and turned the radio to the rock station, and Disturbed's cover of "Land of Confusion" played, and she wanted to argue with me that that version was the original.

    Kids, I swear.

    On the bright side, at least those kids are not reguetoneros de mierda :rofl:
    @Pertho , one day someone will nuke your island due that crime against humanity.

    Yeah now I'm old. Peeps don't know about Jada and 'Pac:

  • twigstertwigster Joined: Posts: 586
    Unfortunately, my "Spider Senses" were tingling about her:
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    Although I'm not a fan of tats and excessive piercing either, I'd rather have those than a fake well, everything.

    I'd guess that 99% of the instagram models posted in this thread for Sunday Bunday are fake. I was def wrong about this Italian broad though.

    loss.
  • Captain RyuCaptain Ryu Scoot Magee Joined: Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I know Windex is primarily used for glass but could there be any negative side effects if someone used it to clean their asshole after a shit? (Asking for a friend)
    CFN ScootMagee
  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 26,131 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited May 22
    Finished reading a story about this white guy throwing slurs at a Puerto Rican man who spoke on the phone to his mom in Spanish. This guy showed a lot of restraint because the offender was in a wheelchair.

    Me?

    I would've planted my Doc Marten's on the dude's chest and made him fall backwards. Would've proceeded to tie his useless legs in a knot knowing he couldn't do shit to stop it.

    Finally:

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    Here's the video of it:

    Raz0r wrote: »
    I love punk's posting style. Those emotes are hilarious.
  • Dangerous JDangerous J Clinicals now!! Joined: Posts: 10,195 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited May 22
    Masterpiece @EPIDEMIC aka MP Sunstreaker revealed!
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  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 26,131 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Thurst, shut the hell up. You probably would've bent over for that guy.

    "Yeah, I can see where I deserve to be called the N-word. Sorry for disrespecting you."

    Ol' flip-over-easy ass.
    Raz0r wrote: »
    I love punk's posting style. Those emotes are hilarious.
  • tataa8Ptataa8P tourney. banned. washed-up. veteran. Joined: Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I really want a SonicHabeeb restaurant chain.

    A Saudi Arabian guy in traditional garb throwing a kebab at me faster than the speed of sound.

    Served with fries and a squigga aka chocolate shake.

    that sounds like that scene from you don't mess with the zohan:
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    well, it's a palestinian in regular clothes anyway lololol
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  • Dangerous JDangerous J Clinicals now!! Joined: Posts: 10,195 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    thurst wrote: »
    Whitey the Cripple would've fucked you up, don't front.

    With his Bone Density score of -2 from all those years of alcohol abuse, it would probably be a fair fight. :coffee:
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  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge One Bad Day Joined: Posts: 16,497
    Sunday bunday Time!!!

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    Damn, this is the best chick I've ever seen posted on Sunday Bunday. Excellent choice sir.
    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

    They should. I won't. I advocate setting the world on fire. But morons who actually like it, benefit from society, would do well to thank you and men like you for not visiting hell upon them.

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  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 26,131 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I'll never have a drink called a Bill Cosby.

    Going to wake up in an orgy den as the carpet.
    Raz0r wrote: »
    I love punk's posting style. Those emotes are hilarious.
  • Raz0rRaz0r Did you really just write that? Joined: Posts: 26,131 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I'm sorry to hear, buddy. At least you can change your mind whenever you want.
    Raz0r wrote: »
    I love punk's posting style. Those emotes are hilarious.
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    amirahdyme

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  • xEGAxBeastkingxxEGAxBeastkingx Sorry about yo damn luck Joined: Posts: 2,648
    StockyJam wrote: »
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    That reassignment surgery must have cost a grip.
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    Best/Worst part of gains at the gym? damn MILFs can't stop touching you. Fine when I am single but dammnit my girl is right there.
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