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  • Re: SFV Character Request/Anticipation Thread

    Unfortunately, I have already bribed Ono, so Season 4 is as follows:
    - Eagle
    - Elena
    - Dee Jay
    - Hakan
    - Maki
    - Sodom
  • Re: The Inevitable Street Fighter V Story Thread: ARCADE EDITION!

    What’s-her-name from Delta Red
  • Re: The Inevitable Street Fighter V Story Thread: ARCADE EDITION!

    I have always dreamed of an Ultra Street Fighter 3 that added Cammy!

    With Sodom, Eagle, Maki, Haggar, Vega and Bison!!!

    Now see, I'd agree with you if you weren't replying to a request to infect SF3 with AIDS
  • Re: The Inevitable Street Fighter V Story Thread: ARCADE EDITION!

    Why Cammy is the AIDS of Street Fighter:
    - Born in a lab, not a person because she has no soul
    - This all changed as Capcom repeatedly retconned the character into something at least tangential to Street Fighter, failing each time to create a lasting motivation other than wanting to collect other soulless toasters like some kind of fucked up version of Pokémon (Pokégirls? I think that’s a thing)
    - Once Dhalsim broke her bargain bin brainwashing (seriously? I think your average crackwhore is more loyal than Cammy, and possibly better looking!) Cammy began her pattern of piggybacking off others’ accomplishments by having Vega save her out of pity, only saving the mass production models by condemning them to a slow death as the Psycho Power they need to live is expunged from their bodies
    - Thankfully, Cammy’s incompetence was retconned to Shadowloo still taking possession of the other toasters after Alpha. We see she only manages to save Juni during SF4 because Juri just tosses her out of a plane. You know what they say, one man’s trash...
    - Fast forward to SFV, and Cammy remains as useless as ever. Only beating a barely-stable Decapre and someone exponentially weaker than Dan, the Dolls are finally saved ... by Juri and Rashid. Cammy could have literally spent the week scissoring Juni nonstop and everything would have still happened as shown. Juri was the one who rescued Decapre AND beat Vega, while Rashid ended the dolls’ brainwashing just by doing the thing he set out to do.
    - Cammy is supposed to be attractive, but is permanently held back by being a blonde and having the personality of an edgy DeviantArt OC. She adds nothing to the story, looks like a disposable toy (which is fitting), and is one of the most boring opponents to fight/play in SF4/SFV. Cammy fans run the gamut of almost being respectable people if they could distance themselves from the vice (Mira) to obnoxious twits who struggle to be interesting on topics not involving Cammy (most people with Cammy AVs on this board tbh)
  • Re: The Inevitable Street Fighter V Story Thread: ARCADE EDITION!

    Cammy was harvested in a lab, yes.

    But to Shadaloo's credit, they created a blonde bombshell. One that happens to be well-spoken, passionate about protecting others, and a respectable fighter.

    At least she doesn't lose control and beat people to death like that gentleman.

    "respectable fighter" my ass, ASF would have literally ended exactly the same Bison ripped her in half in act 1 (which should have happened instead of "bimbo ex machina") since Juri had to to EVERYTHING. You know, the version of Juri that's outright weaker than in SF4, where Cammy also got bodied by Juri in the OVA after getting a thundercunt special from Viper in TTTB. Her canon accomplishments are minimal at best, since her entire story is Vega/Chun/Juri bailing her sorry ass out of things.

    And those people generally die because they are unworthy. Eagle probably has a higher body count than Akuma, you know!