And since we're talking about weird stuff we do:
I grew up in a country that has bidets so I naturally learned to wash my ass with water after every shit. Non I live in a country that doesn't, so every time I take a dump I clean my ass in the sink, I am 193 cm tall so is not that hard, and for this reason I tend to avoid going number 2 away from home.
how tf does this work? he sits in the sink and turns on the water? da fuck?
more than happy to explain:
1st you deposit you badonkadonk on the edge of the sink and open the water.
Secondly you cup your hand and pur it under the flow so that the water naturally goes on your asshole. Thirdly you use said hand to thoroughly wipe your ass. Finally you wash your hands with copious amounts of soap.
If you want to go the extra mile you can soap your asshole aswell, I do more often than not tbh.
Is the exact same process as using a bidet just standing instead of sitting.
melikepies77 you seem to have disclosed being a female, rookie mistake.