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  • Re: SRK Lounge: Say No To Fake Booties

    BB_Hoody wrote: »
    Really?

    Student who stabbed boyfriend may avoid jail as it would ‘damage her career’

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    Aspiring heart surgeon Lavinia Woodward, 24, punched and stabbed her boyfriend during an alcohol-and-drug-fuelled row at Christ Church College. She admitted unlawfully wounding the Cambridge University student, who she met on the dating app Tinder.

    Judge Ian Pringle QC, sitting at Oxford crown court, said he would take an “exceptional” course and defer sentence for four months, hinting that Woodward will not be jailed because of her talent. “It seems to me that if this was a one-off, a complete one-off, to prevent this extraordinary able young lady from not following her long-held desire to enter the profession she wishes to would be a sentence which would be too severe,” he said.

    What you did will never, I know, leave you, but it was pretty awful, and normally it would attract a custodial sentence, whether it is immediate or suspended,” he said.

    Woodward, who lives in Milan, Italy, with her mother, stabbed her then-boyfriend in the leg after punching him in the face. She then hurled a laptop, glass and jam jar at him during the attack on 30 September last year, the court heard. She was in court to hear the judge’s comments.

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/16/oxford-university-lavinia-woodward-stabbed-boyfriend-may-avoid-jail

    Yeah judge, you know what will never leave the guy, the horror of being stabbed and the scar and possible nerve damage he probably has. Seeing how her crazy, most likely psychopathic ass is a surgeon, it wouldn't be a stretch to think she was aiming for his femoral artery in a rage but missed.

    To top it off the judge is going to let this woman with drug and alcohol problems operate on people in the future. Real smart.

    No surprise there sadly. Young pretty college educated woman who as a surgeon in training is of great value to her society, is without a doubt gonna get a slap on the wrist. The more valuable one is to a society the more they can get away with.

    I think what you meant to say was,"she got a pussy pass".

    -Starhammer-
  • Re: The American Government Thread: We have many subs, hidden subs, the Best subs

    Starhammer wrote: »
    just checked muh Obamacare. it went up to $385 now.
    odin wrote: »
    ParryAll wrote: »

    Why you posting that guy? He's just playing a character, he isn't actually serious about what he says.
    wanna know how i know you didn't watch a second of that video?
    Raz0r wrote: »
    If you pay $490 for rent I'd like to know where you live. My rent is more than twice that and that's before bills.

    i'll let you come live in the mansion for a few days to show you what that rent can get you in Louisiana :tup:

    Show me where I can get hooked up at. I'll tack on some more bill if the place is nice. :tup:

    -Starhammer-

    YOU WILL ONLY LIVE IN THE NEXT TRAP HOUSE I BUY :mad:

    I don't even like that name. I must respectfully decline your offer.

    -Starhammer-
  • Re: SRK Lounge: Say No To Fake Booties

    First page. I rarely make it here in time for these.

    -Starhammer-
  • Re: SRK Lounge: Say No To Fake Booties

    Women love to hold labor over the heads of men but you don't see any of us complaining about getting part of our dick chopped off.
    1. They're trying to shame and manipulate you through complaining to make you into their bitch and to give them cash prizes.
    2. Men don't complain because no one fucking cares anyway.

    Do you think there's any men in existence with a loose enough asshole to fit a baby through it?

    ^
    This is a question that I hope I NEVER learn the answer to.


    Even if I never learn the answer, Dear God may it always be no.

    -Starhammer-
  • Re: Canada explain yourselves

    Raij1n wrote: »
    So the new wave will show up to fight with dildos and rainbows against well trained and equipped adversaries?

    Pussy hats>>>>Kevlar helmets. You know this. Everybody knows this. Saying otherwise is nothing but muh-soggy-knees.

    -Starhammer-