Ayy, realest fucking talk, the ranked mode in this game can suck the fattest part of a dead dog dick. I was fucking plat at one point, which I know don't mean much, but shiiieeet, made me feel a little decent. But then I have these fucking dry spells where I start losing to the most most amazing shit. Motherfuckers that dash back and forth and press sweep or just throw special all day. And it fucking works. Fucks with my confidence so bad. Then that'll trigger me to where I'm like "Fuck it, you wanna go dumb I'll go dumb with you". Which inevitably leads to me losing like a 1000 points and shutting the game off angrily.
Combine that with the shit connections, slow as fuck matchmaking, and ragequitters that still fucking exist and I can't hang. I'm ass, I'm assssssss at this fucking game. If it weren't for Gorillaz dropping some new jams yesterday I would have stayed mad all fucking day.