Just got back. Here's the proof:
http://img233.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sf4xn8.jpg
Should have taken pictures of the machine. It slipped my mind as I shat bricks of anger. Match vids were even less likely to happen. Read on.
So here's the deal:
THE JOYSTICK ON PLAYER 1 IS BROKEN.
It doesn't move left. At all. Serious.
Yea. Anything else in this post runs second to that unfortunate fact. Most everything else in super is also somewhat broken, as it usually is. Well, except for Tekken6... which seems to never break, mysteriously.
The run down:
Two mismatched machines are currently running SF4... a standup and a sitdown machine. Both machines are configured for possible two player support, but are wired together so that player 1 is on the standup and player 2 is on the sit down.
Judging from the shitty machines (both of them have been without games on them for months if not years) and placement in a random corner, it's a temporary spot until one of the main astro-city cabinets in the center aisle can be converted over to SF4. I hope. You never quite know with super.
2 tokens (~50 cents) to play, although you'd be wasting your half-dollar on the standup. And probably most of the fun on the sit down, being without an acceptable human opponent.
edit: earlier says sitdown is somewhat busted as well. Well then, it's almost an equal match with two critically handicapped characters. Only played on the standup, did not know.