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10-29-2009, 07:27 PM
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#151
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teacher: in ancient rome, who was the king of the gods?
akuma: ZEUS!
ooOOOoOOoooooOOOooOOOOOooooOOOOOOOooOoooOOOOOh.
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11-02-2009, 03:47 AM
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#152
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SF-ATALITY
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: The Hague, Holland
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What did Guile say every morning when his little boy left for school?
"Bye soooooooooooon!"
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You can have a picture of Chun Li getting dp'ed by Ryu and Ken and Dhalsim drilling Cammy, while Blanka's biting head and E.Honda is butt slamming, while all the other characters are poking each other and it'll still be safe for work.
AV by me
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11-02-2009, 06:33 AM
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#153
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rokubears student
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Mass
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^ epic
the down right fierce is so classic but also epic
umm i got some i guess terrible jokes coming up
what does ryu say on the toliet
hadokee
why is sagat always top tier?
because he is actually from mortal kombat universe we just dont know it yet ( mk vs sf by peroxcide joke)
If sagat was in mortal kombat what would his fatality be?
...tiger uppercut
why were there so many copy returns of sf iv on release day?
cause raging demon fails!!
ahh i tried lol
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sagat is so strong he should have a tiger uppercut that hits a character and completly deletes them from the game.
That's a Fisher Price comeback.-- seikuryu
T6: Julia, hworang SSIV: Cammy
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11-03-2009, 07:27 PM
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#154
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2009
PS3 Gamertag: Tails34D-
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My horrible contribution.
How did El Fuerte know that the guacamole was bad?
He whiffed it.
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"im like, what you lame for?"
-jimmy1200
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11-04-2009, 11:07 AM
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#155
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SF-ATALITY
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: The Hague, Holland
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Why didn't Bison get any sleep?
He kept having Knee Press Nightmares.
Ryu and Chun Li are at an interview. When asked which one of them can kick real fast, Ryu responded: "Da ho can."
You can have a picture of Chun Li getting dp'ed by Ryu and Ken and Dhalsim drilling Cammy, while Blanka's biting head and E.Honda is butt slamming, while all the other characters are poking each other and it'll still be safe for work.
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You can have a picture of Chun Li getting dp'ed by Ryu and Ken and Dhalsim drilling Cammy, while Blanka's biting head and E.Honda is butt slamming, while all the other characters are poking each other and it'll still be safe for work.
AV by me
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11-04-2009, 07:29 PM
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#156
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Newb Guile
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Central California
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haha.. these threads are great
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"Says the honda player because watching a half naked fat guy with face paint who isn't even supporting a hockey team spam a move that lets us simultaneously notice how uneven his butt cheeks are and what color his thong is is sooo much more appealing"
avatar by savaii64
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11-05-2009, 10:59 AM
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#157
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Des Moines, IA, USA
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Cammy and Chun-Li are road tripping across the country together when Cammy says, "Could you stop at the rest stop ahead?"
Pulling into the rest stop, Cammy gets out of the car and leaves towards the women's bathroom. But before even taking two steps into it, she turns around and heads right back to the car.
Chun-Li asks "What's wrong?"
Cammy says "Let's go someplace else. This place has got a shady-loo."
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11-05-2009, 08:09 PM
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#158
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: London
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Who is Ryu's favorite band?
FAC/DC
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Negative repping me for having an opinion? Thats original.
Need practice against Balrog(Boxer), Bison(Dictator), Blanka and Dhalsim.
Add me
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11-06-2009, 07:59 AM
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#159
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Ooopsie!!!
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: DFW
PS3 Gamertag: Daman2312
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Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li!
Well it was a joke...
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SF4 Mains:
Online: Sakura
Offline: The Big Dic!
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11-06-2009, 08:53 PM
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#160
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Registered User
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good jokez guyz.
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Yesterday, 11:11 AM
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#161
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22 hits
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: NYC
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What is Yun's favorite Christina Aguilera song?
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Genei In A Bottle
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Calvin & Hobbes
1985-1995
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Yesterday, 12:23 PM
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#162
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SF-ATALITY
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: The Hague, Holland
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How do you know Blanka's rich?
'Cause he's ballin'!
LAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!! I'm not even sure that joke works 'cause I'm too white!
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You can have a picture of Chun Li getting dp'ed by Ryu and Ken and Dhalsim drilling Cammy, while Blanka's biting head and E.Honda is butt slamming, while all the other characters are poking each other and it'll still be safe for work.
AV by me
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Today, 02:42 AM
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#163
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ポルナレフ
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sacramento, CA USA
PS3 Gamertag: gamegeezer9166
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Monmi
How do you get a free trip to Japan?
- Kara cancel your manhood.
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I see what you did there..... 
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"urself.kill_1.exe <- use this program, new updates are probably available just for you."
- Slide
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