With the annual “What do you love about SRK” thread popping up again for the 1000th time, I figured it was that time of the year where we suck each other’s dicks. Therefore:
Keep it to 10. Make it people you have not met before.
My 4 Favourite #srkgd’ers:
The Jew, the Frenchy, the Bassist, and the filthy Puerto Rican.
I would totally have a drink with Quiche and Valaris. Quiche loves beer, and Val doesn’t go out to bars, so it would be a funny combination. Warpticon and me would probably just throw puns at each other for an hour, then leave. I want to meet DS so i can tell him to STFU in real life. Then we would have an epic run/fight/sideburn growing competition to the death.
The 4 SRK Loungers:
AddySols, VSLASH, Az, and Stuckey.
I need to see AddySols IRL to confirm that he is in fact, not black. I want to call Slash a failure, Azrael Chris Tucker, and get some crazy ass stories from Stuck.
And the final 2:
Stuart Hayden and Lobelia Prima
But wait Desi…what?!
Yes, i’m admittedly not the biggest fan of these two on the forums. Both their online personas seem “very built up”, and non-reflective of what they act like in real life. I don’t like disliking anyone, and meeting these two in real life would give me a better understanding of them. That’s it.
BONUS! Three people you would NOT want to meet:
Million, Shaft Agent, and Calpet Rint.
These three are all hilarious as faceless enigmas. Meeting them would totally destroy that.