10 year old kid crashes his father's 206k Maserati


#1

http://carscoop.blogspot.com/2012/01/sorry-dad-10-year-old-boy-takes-200.html

Dont know if this old news but holy shit!!! I would have beat the living mess out of this kid.


#2

He was cruisin’ for a bruisin’.


#3

If I was the father, I’d probably kill the kid and dump the body off the Hong Kong pier. It takes a while for a Maserati to get built, a lot longer than making a dumb ass kid.


#4

I’m inclined to believe any collisions were not the fault of the boy, as it happened in Hong Kong.


#5

I used to drive Maseratis when I was at an old valet job. What I don’t get is how the kid figured out how to start it then put it in drive. Those things have a little t-bar shifter, tricky to figure out from regular to even luxury car standards and have space shuttle dashboards/interface. Oh well. If he has a daddy who dishes out ass whoopings, I’d hate to be him. I got those for little shit on to fighting back in the day. My dad would’ve soccer kicked my head off if he had a Maserati and I crashed it.


#6

Killing or beating the kid wouldn’t get him a new car. Whipping his ass every time he comes home with marks lower than 90%, forcing him to study him a set amount of hours every week so that he has a better chance at getting a good job would get him a new car.

I’d let my kid know that he owes me 205k and I expect him to pay me.


#7

I can already see that father’s reaction:

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Skip to 00:52.


#8

That outta be an ass whooping for the ages.

The ones where you still feel it the next day in class. Body all sore n shit like you been working out.


#9

Can’t forget that:

a) When carmakers make a car, a kid is involved.

b) Kids can break anything meant to be broken and in a lot of cases, better than adults

c) Kids


#10

Newer versions of the Ferrari/Maserati flappy paddle gearbox no longer have the t-bar and instead have simple push buttons. All he had to do was press D and he was good to go.


#11

Up next: Father crashes his 10 year old son’s head.


#12

I bet when the police got the kid the kid was like

“its fun to do hoodrat stuff and my friends smoke wit cigawettes”


#13

Imagines what would’ve happened if the kid’s father was Jamaican


#14

I saw the news in Chinese before and apparently, the kid had some kind of disorder too.


#15

Son…

Welcome to Die.


#16

Its only a car…As long as the kids is ok, im sure the dad will get over it…my pregnant asian wife hit a deer & messed up the car, my only concern was the baby & her was ok…Still has the deer fur on it…


#17

Why would you let your wife drive knowing she’s asian


#18

Exactly, 10 year olds shouldn’t be driving & women either, especially asian women drivers…But in the end its only a vehicle & no one got hurt accept the deer so its ok…


#19

Kids these days. When I crashed my dad’s European luxury vehicle, he stabbed me to death. It builds character.


#20

Considering I couldn’t rest my back on a chair or bed for 3 days when I acted in a way that could have broken something not worth a lot of money, actually breaking something worth 200k would result in broken bones minimum.