2015 GD Secret Santa. What? You thought I forgot about you mooks?

I’m back motherfuckers. If only to handle this bullshit again by demand. I don’t even know if enough people will sign up and I don’t care. Someone is getting some shit.

Alright bitches, you know the rules but just in case:


You buy a gift, you get a gift. People who skimp on the gifts without a reasonable/provable explanation get BANNED. Seriously, the mods don’t fuck around on this. I will ban your ass myself and will be happy to.

2011 members and earlier only. This is not hardcoded, as there are more recent members who are well known by everyone in the community. We’ll let these members through by general consensus, but don’t expect to get in anyways. Final word will rest with me and the few people helping me out.
If you don’t get in, don’t take it personally, these things just take a lot of trust and some people have gotten dicked in the past.

The minimum is $30. SHIPPING NOT INCLUDED. If you can’t afford this, if you can barely afford this, don’t bother joining. Lack of funds come Christmas time is not an acceptable excuse, especially if someone sent you a $50 gift. Expect a shortage of funds around Christmas, and plan accordingly.

Sign ups will run until Midnight of November 7th. I’m not capping the number of entrants this year but if ever by some miracle I get too much I’ll make a decision.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Post when you receive your gift! Pictures are preferred but a thank you post with a little detail would be very much appreciated.

When Shipping, you MUST get a tracking number. I’ve been lenient on people whose packages got lost but not this year. Get a tracking number once you ship and send it to me in a pm with “Secret Santa: Tracking” in the title. If I don’t get a tracking number, you don’t get the benefit of the doubt.

Important things to remember:
-I’ll give assignments out in the second week of November. Please don’t ship out right away. I appreciate the enthusiasm but this is supposed to be for Christmas, don’t make your recipient get his present a month and a half early.
-I know I keep saying this every year but I will be strict on shipping. If the gift has not come in January, you best be able to produce a shipping number that proves you sent it out earlier or I will ban. Again, BUY THE TRACKING NUMBER OPTION.

Once you signup, I will randomly assign people to each other, and contact each person the name of the person who’s name they revealed. When everyone has received their gift, I will reveal the matchups

Well! Now that the bad stuff is out of the way let’s get on with it. To sign up you send me an EMAIL to Valaaris[at]gmail[dot]com with the Title “Sign up: your username” along with the following information:

  1. SRK Handle
  2. Full Name
  3. Full Address
  4. Are you willing to ship internationally?
  5. Stuff you like (Feel free to link your amazon/newegg/thinkgeek/etc wishlists)
    I’m sorry I can’t do PM’s but the new system on SRK doesn’t allow for folder or any sort of organization which is something I crave and need when I do these things.

Shipping info:
There are too many people internationally now so when you mark if you ship internationally or not keep in mind that Canada will NOT be considered international. I’m sorry if you find that BS but last year I had to assign people to others they had the previous year because 60% of people refused to ship out of the US.

Don’t send me an email if you aren’t eligible. I don’t care if you beg, buy premium, send me your address, send me dick pix.

Fuck, for all I know this might be the last. Make it good!

Put me in couch.

Damnit…guess I’m in again.

I’ll have to let you know later whether or not I can participate this year.

I am in obviously


you know it!

Easily the best part of post 09-SRK.

Get this guy a phonics book.

Stupid auto correct :angry:

Sad that I have to pass this year. Booooo.

I’m in. I will ship international since I’ll be in Korea this year. Getting stationed at Osan Afb. I am so excite!

You know i’m in like gin! You may or may not get a bottle of Gin from me.


Err, I mean I’m down.


I’m in.

I’m in, sending email when I wake up.

EDIT: Email sent

I still need to get rid of this Ancient Aliens boxset.

Depending on whether JTM flakes out on doing Secret Santa this year, I might sign up.

@thurst, if I join, want to claim “Will not ship internationally?”

EDIT: Loading me up on alcohol and almost getting me laid does NOT count as a Secret Santa present, just FYI. Right @Valaris?

Lol. If at first you don’t succeed!

Crash at your place?

So what’s the official count so far @Valaris ?