6-year old, suspended on SEXUAL ASSUALT


#1

Seriously?

SERIOUSLY??? A 6 year old can’t get a boner…


#2

Lol. Just lol.


#3

Kids grow up too fast.


#4

Last time I checked, the game of tag involves a lot of running around and physical contact. And even if the kid did touch the other one somewhere inappropriate, I highly doubt he was doing it to get his jollies.

I hope they didn’t just take the principal’s word for it


#5

What they’re not telling you is it was the principal’s penis, the principal asked him to, and just cried foul so he wouldn’t get in trouble.


#6

anybody that’s spent 5 mins around 6 year old boys knows this is fucking retarded.


#7

This is America, land of the great


#8

lolwut? Seriously?


#9

Yeah, 6 year old boys grab my groin all the time. They love it! Especially when you offer them candy.


#10

i’m gonna wait until there’s a video to pass judgment

anyone with access to the internet could potentially be Million


#11

Says who?

I was unfortunate enough to have access to modded cable box with Spice/Playboy at that age.


#12

I bet a lot of GI Joe limbs got lost in your butt.


#13

lol

Thinking I would be playing catcher if that was the case.


#14

How, oh HOW did I already know that the “perp” was a male child?

Stay free Amurika.

Oh, wait…


#15

Well this kid gets my vote for Sexual Deviant for 2012 Award…I wouldn’t be surprise if this wasn’t Millions kid…


#16

Well…
if you were pitcher… those are some tiny pieces you’re fitting into…


#17

Really. Really. Really.

There’s a little Million in us all.

NO HOMO!!


#18

What about kancho?


#19

Babies masturbate in the womb. That is not a joke.


#20

the…fuck…
Mind is blown.