8 Sexual Positions that Will Blow your Mind and Destroy your Penis


#1

http://www.reductress.com/8-sex-positions-that-will-blow-his-mind-and-destroy-his-penis/

Has anyone here tried any of these?
Number 4 and 5 are probably my favorites.


#2

I have never held hands with a girl so i have not tried any of these


#3

does an anime pillow count?


#4

what kind of monster would…looks at OP, oh its Kromo

carry on :coffee:


#5

i knew it! sex is just another way for women to torture men. no thankies =3


#6

Unless you got your hands on an early release of “There’s No Way My Little Sister Could Mangle My Penis that Badly” hug pillow, no.


#7

I do not want my penis destroyed.


#8

I wonder if people get paid for writing articles like this. I really do. If so, where do I send an application?


#9

You can always ask that dumbass of the front page, mylifeisanrpg or something, i noticed that he makes this kind of articles for other sites, and i am sure that is not for free.


#10

Welp.


#11

If you have any penis destruction techniques, you should share them in this thread.


#12

Not seeing The Octopus (“Oh no! It ripped.”) on there.


#13

What’s sad is some of those look fun minus the pain part. The pretzel for instance…no knots though…

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#14

What type of sad, masochist nigga wants to have a bitch whaling on his dick with punches? This article is retarded


#15

(it’s a joke article)


#16

A joke article about torturing men from a feminist website. I say we start a kickerstarter to make a movie about how these kind of articles are destroying the fabric of our very nation and blah blah blah yakity smakity.


#17

If its a feminist site then the article isn’t a joke but rather legitimate relationship advice on how to spice up the bedroom…I mean outside castration of course.


#18

Once we collect over 9000 penises, we’ll fashion them into a spaceship and fly back to our home planet Venus.


#19

I’m sure there’s at least 9k men who would give up their penises to send feminists to Venus, an uninhabitable planet. Not me personally, I just wanted to make the joke before someone else did.


#20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SGhZU_tiI