A Computer finally passes the Turing test


#1

source: http://gizmodo.com/this-is-the-first-computer-in-history-to-have-passed-th-1587780232/

inb4 Skynet.


#2

wow apparently can’t delete dup post


#3

Wow. Somehow, through all my hours of Internet/technology news reading, I missed this. It is indeed big.

Now it’s time to start the story I just thought of. A computer AI that impersonates an entire country.

Thanks for the link, BEWD.

:tup:


#4

Internet girlfriends for everyone! :tup:


#5

Computers pretending to be young boys or fat guys pretending to be young girls, the internet is certainly a dangerous place


#6

Oh, crap! How long do we have until the world is secretly ruled by the Patriots ?


#7

fixed, I guess. Dunno what robot made you post “dup”

Bonus link for Manx to tell us if they’re overselling this, had this tab open on GFWL support nixed in a big games list and it was a top story sidebar link.

From enough reading as I can do right now with blurry contacts and some drowsiness coming on, it seems yeah they are, and no - this isn’t close to the above link. I don’t know why I thought joystiq would be reporting on what’s being said here with the OP computer story, coming to this topic first.

But the same Skynet/Terminator references dropped for this guy’s RTS game AI too.


#8

This one guy said it best, so I hope I don’t paraphrase him incorrectly:

“The Internet: Where Men are Men, Women are Men, and Children are the police!!”


#9

#10

erm since about 80 years ago lol


#11

But can it run Crysis?


#12

I, for one, welcome our new computer overlords.

How we got this far in the thread without someone else making this joke, I will never know…


#13

Any skynet worries will be shut down the moment that boy discovers porn…on itself…searching itself…to find itself…

Pornception.


#14

What if porn is what caused Skynet to exterminate the humans?


#15

Found a transcript.

2ChainZ4locoBoi: yo
Victorange: Hi there.
2ChainZ4locoBoi: sup #sup
Victorange: not too much here, you?
2ChainZ4locoBoi: playin Halo. U sound gay
Victorange: oh? I’m not. I…appreciate your curiosity though?
2ChainZ4locoBoi: Your mom appreciates my curiosity though.
Victorange: …
2ChainZ4locoBoi: thats wur ur dad said last night, nggerfggot

(It goes on this way…)


#16

the moment it finds 4chan…

our fate is sealed. that or the undernet


#17

I can see a “To Catch a Predator” episode featuring underage computers.

Seriously though, those russians have really created something on their hands…


#18

Addendum to
"bcuz you touch yourself at night"

+while talking to Eugene Goostman.
Or a new urban dictionary entry for a sexual move. The Goostman

Totally gonna use it on that guy asking why we didn’t make the pun he wanted*. Because you touch yourself at night, while cybering, chat text only version with a Eugene Goostman. Okay fine. Female version. “Irene Goochedscam.” or Gooched’him? :cybot:

*like he didn’t want to post it, or have anything to post coming in here, and wanted the “damn you said it first!” disappointment


#19

#20

…would you like to play a game…?