I’m not usually one to say this, but ^
It certainly was a funny read (though low-brow, but hey, it doesn’t hurt sometimes. Still, it’s too easy to be angry on the Internet), and it makes strong points. Written like that, though, Keits and Co. are never going to take the post seriously. Maybe make an edited, reasoned, straightforward draft and work from there to make an appeal to the front page. Really, it’s the only way things are going to change.