Well after that whole Melissa shit went down, I’ve been getting ALOT of shit from my best friends about my taste in women as well as my grading scale. I’m an extremely optomistic rater I’ll admit, but I’d say I’m pretty fair and harsh at the same time. And Melissa aside my female interests ie. past gf’s or girls I’ve smashed are ALL pretty attractive, so as any self respecting person would do, I’ll let SRK be the judge. Now a majority of the girls I’ve already done, but the other ones will be ones I’m interested in just to add depth to the list because I’m not a manwhore, and btw I’ll specify if I’ve fucked em or not. Oh and…Melissa not included in this discussion AT ALL.
Let’s see let’s start with Brandi a girl I dated for only like 2 months while I was in college back in 03’. She moved so it ended abruptly. And yeah, she got the pipe
My crazy ex Liz, while a crazy hoe, is extremely hot and has a nice body as well. She looks better than this now because the pic was taken about 2 months after a 5 month addiction to coke, so she’s gained her regular weight back (about 10lbs) God dome from her but never smashed (good thing too, she has all kinds of STD’s…seriously)Showin her booty at the club, after getting back said weight
Then we got Megan she USED to be FINE (about 7 months ago) then she got all emo. She’s since gained about 45lbs (you can even see fat in her wrists these days) but AT THE TIME I hit it, she was a good 140. Her eyes, as you can see are amazing.
And then, MY PERSONAL FAVORITE Jessi. I met Jessi at a party after I broke up with Liz. GREATEST REBOUND EVER. I was an asshole at the party to get her, because I overheard her idiot boyfriend talkin with his boy askin if she knew she had cheated on her. The best part? It was her bf’s birthday party…Ok Jessi is fucking BEAST, I gotta give ya’ll acouple more…
extra Jessi 1
extra Jessi 2 (W/ Chad Johnson)
Now like I said, I’m not a manwhore so that’s the extent of ladies I’ve run through in the past couple years, so the 2nd part is females that I’ve yet to hit, but would like to.
Stephaniemy BEST female friend easily. I could hit if she didn’t live so far away. She, as you can see has ridic large boobs. and has the attitude that I absolutely fuckin love. She could easily be my gf if it were not for the distance.
My homegirl Ashley is the most ghetto white girl I know, and I’m really feeling her swagger. Unfortunetly she’s 17 atm so I gotta wait 38 day and 22 hours to get at that.
FINALLY, Jenna the girl that I’m “dating” lightweight. We get along well and she makes me forget about Melissa which is a plus. yumtastic pixie that I NEED to fuck ASAP kthnx. She’s a rocker chick but suprisingly that doesn’t bother me when I could be seeing her like this…
But yeah, I would like nothin more than for SRK to prove my Haterade drinkin buddies wrong by vindicating my taste in women as acceptable.
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